The Number One Catcher In The Capital, You Call This A Dog Leg?

Qixi Festival, Valentine's Day in ancient times.

Many boys and girls often sign marriage contracts on this day, hoping for auspiciousness.

There are not many poetry fairs with designated topics in Yongzhou City, and there are only Qixi Festival, Mid-Autumn Festival, Dragon Boat Festival, and Lantern Festival.

The hosts are often highly respected in the local area.

Otherwise, if anyone else wants to hold a poetry meeting, even if an invitation is sent, very few people will come.

The only poetry meeting that can invite all kinds of talents to gather together is the Wangfu Poetry Meeting.

Almost everyone wants to climb the high branch of the Xianwang Mansion, and dare not be absent.

Although the Qixi Festival Poetry Fair is a bit smaller in size, it is the venue that has hosted many poetry festivals after all.

On the one hand, the infrastructure is still much better than the Xianwang Mansion where the poetry meeting was held for the first time.

For example, although the melons and fruit cakes on the table here are not as good as Wangfu, Four Treasures of the Study is fully prepared.

Moreover, writing poems in the palace is writing poems, and writing lyrics is writing lyrics.

The next round will begin after the high and low points are determined.

But this is not the case at the Qixi Festival Poetry Meeting where the title of the poem is designated.

Some famous actors with excellent singing skills are also invited here to sing wonderful words and sentences. If that poem stands out among them, it will spread throughout Yongzhou City in a few days.

All major music workshops and brothels will compete to pass on the song.

It might even be possible that the reputation of this poem and the talent of its writers can spread to several neighboring states.

Water Pavilion in the Lake

This place is the core of this poetry meeting, and several of the most famous talents in Yongzhou City gather here.

As for some other talents, they almost became the foil of these few in this poetry meeting.

Most of them have been famous for a long time, and it is too difficult for other talents to overshadow their fame.

"Brother Xu Bai is here!"

"Brother Song came early, and Brother Lin is also here."

After a few people exchanged pleasantries for a while, Shen Xubai asked: "Xu Qing, has Mr. Xu come?"

Song Yin shook his head and said: "But I haven't seen it. The song "Huanxisha Dragon Boat Festival" is still vivid in my memory."

Lin Yizhou also said: "Nowadays, the major bands are singing the song "Huanxisha Dragon Boat Festival" every day, and I am afraid that the fame has spread to several nearby counties."

Shen Xubai laughed at the side and said: "Last time at the poetry meeting, he overwhelmed me with every word and poem, but this time at the Qixi Festival poetry meeting, I would like to compete with Mr. Xu."

Song Yin laughed and said: "It's not only Brother Shen who thinks, but I and Brother Lin also want to compete with this Mr. Xu Qing!"

Lin Yizhou also said from the side: "Brother Shen's Qixi Ci is what brother Shen is good at. I'm afraid it would be difficult to find someone better in Dachu's Qixi Ci. I think Mr. Xu has an opponent today. "

Song Yin looked at Shen Xubai at this time and said: "Everyone in Yongzhou City knows that no one can match Brother Shen's Qixi Ci, so why not show it out now and let me have a look later."

Shen Xubai smiled and said: "It's not easy to take it out at this time, it won't be too late when all the brothers and sisters are here..."

Lin Yizhou said from the side: "Looking at Brother Shen's confident appearance, I'm afraid the leader of this Qixi Festival Poetry Meeting is still Brother Shen."

Shen Xubai shook his head and said: "Whether I can win the leader or not depends on the quality of the lyrics of Mr. Xu Qing, but I don't know where he is at this time, whether he has arrived..."

another place

Xiao Ye, who ate too much melons and fruits, hurried towards the toilet again.

This time, he really wants to solve his physical needs.

Xiao Ruxue at the side raised her head and looked at Xu Qing, who was one shoulder taller than her even when she was sitting, and said: "I heard the servants of the palace often say that it is bad for a man to go to the toilet frequently, what is wrong? "

Xu Qing was slightly startled after hearing this, coughed and said awkwardly: "Character..."

Why does Princess Loli listen to everything and ask everything, next time she asks questions of her age, Xu Qing can't guarantee that she will be able to protect Xiao Ruxue's childish innocence that is already in a precarious state ...

Xiao Ruxue's eyes lit up and said: "You also think Xiao Ye's character is not good, right?"

"Forehead……"

Xu Qing suddenly discovered that the reason she made up was actually not very good...

Inadvertently added Xiao Ye's reputation...

However, if the truth is told, it is not as simple as gaining a reputation.

The harm between the two powers is the lesser, Xu Qing believes that Xiao Ye will understand own.

Xiao Ruxue waved her small fist and said, "I have long felt that Xiao Ye has a problem with his character. When he is unhappy, it is better for others to be unhappy. You don't know that when he was in the capital, every time the father taught him a lesson After finishing him, he will go out to bully others to discourage him!"

"He also snatched my favorite pastry! He also copied my homework!"

"..."

"Anyway, he's a very bad man! You don't want to play with him!"

half an hour later

Xiao Ruxue ate the fifth piece of pastry, then looked at Xu Qing and said, "Why hasn't Xiao Ye come back? Is he planning to live in it?"

Xu Qing was also puzzled and said, "It really shouldn't be, I'll go find him."

...

When Xu Qing found Xiao Ye, Xiao Ye was squatting in his own position, looking at Xu Qing eagerly.

Xu Qing covered her mouth and nose and said, "Brother Xiao, isn't it a bit long for you..."

Seeing Xu Qing, Xiao Ye said as if seeing a savior, "Brother Xu, save me!"

Xu Qing asked: "Brother Xiao, what's the matter?"

Xiao Ye looked at Xu Qing and asked for help: "Two quarters of an hour ago, I didn't know who was speaking ill of me behind my back. I sneezed and accidentally dropped the toilet token in my hand. Brother Xu, can you bring some toilet tokens in for me? I am very grateful!"

Xu Qing: "..."

After searching around, Xu Qing couldn't find any toilet chips, so he took a few pieces of paper from the table and sent them in.

Xiao Ye looked at the paper in his hand, wondering: "Master taught me that white paper is a holy thing, so it's not appropriate to do such dirty things?"

Xu Qing was surprised: "Brother Xiao will still listen to Master?"

Xiao Ye thought for a while and said, "That's true."

...

Xiao Ye who hastily dealt with everything looked at Xu Qing and said, "Brother Xu, can you do me another favor?"

Xu Qing nodded and said, "Brother Xiao, please tell me."

Xiao Ye said: "Brother Xu, please help me up, my legs are numb..."

Xu Qing: "..."

back to seat

Seeing Xiao Ye being supported by Xu Qing, Xiao Ruxue wondered, "What's wrong with him?"

Xiao Ye answered first: "It's nothing, I accidentally fell."

This excuse is on the same level as a stomachache!

Tried and tested!

Anyway, no one can tell if you're in real pain...

Water Pavilion in the Lake

Five or six talented scholars displayed their own poems one after another, and soon famous actors and actresses were attracted to sing them.

Song Yin looked at Shen Xubai at the side and said: "Brother Shen, why don't you take out the poem at this time? I can't wait!"

Lin Yizhou laughed and said: "I think Brother Shen is waiting for Mr. Xu to come, and wants to have a poetry competition with him in an upright manner. Mr. Xu Qing has not come yet, so Brother Shen may be reluctant to take the new work. out."