The Number One Catcher In The Capital, You Call This A Dog Leg?
Chapter 73: It's Impossible To Work
After the handsome young man saw that there was no result in appealing for grievances, he sat down decadently by the side.
Looking at Liu Qun who was sitting on the straw talking in a muffled voice, he said, "My old man, what did you do?"
Liu Qun didn't speak, just sat there as before, as if caught in some great sadness.
But only an hour later, the handsome man grabbed the railing and said: "My lord, hurry up, my lord!"
The lonely female head catcher came over, and said indifferently: "What's the matter of yelling?! Could it be that you want to eat a board?!"
The handsome man grabbed the railing and said, "My lord, can you get me some wine for the villain?"
Hearing the word wine, Liu Qun's eyes lit up while lying on the straw.
He was addicted to alcohol on weekdays, since he was imprisoned in this place, he hasn't had a drop of alcohol for several days!
He was itching to think about it a long time ago, so it's good not to mention it, but when he mentioned it, Liu Qun's gluttons were hooked.
The coldly female catcher glared at the man: "Are you a canteen in front of the prison?! Is it a place where you, a prisoner, can drink whatever they want?! Want to drink?! What you think is beautiful !"
Xu Qing took out a piece of silver from nowhere and handed it to the female catcher. It was a big piece of silver. Liu Qun could see it clearly, and his voice was almost pleading: "Master catcher, sir, wine is a small thing." A villain can't live without that thing for a day, please do me a favor and help the villain get some, please arrest me, my lord."
The female catcher casually shook the money in her hand, glanced at the handsome young man and said: "Wait."
The handsome young man hurriedly thanked him with a thousand gratitude: "Thank you, sir, thank you, sir."
Not long after, the head catcher threw a bamboo tube to Xu Qing, and the young man immediately thanked Xu Qing again after receiving it.
But the head catcher stood aside and ignored him.
Xu Qing opened the cork on the bamboo tube, and a strong aroma of wine spread out. Liu Qun had never smelled such a strong aroma of wine in his life, and he stared at the wine pot motionlessly.
The handsome young man put it to his mouth in a pretentious manner, as if taking a sip.
Then there was a shout of joy.
The saliva in Liu Qun's mouth was like a waterfall, flying down three thousand feet.
"Good wine! Good wine!"
Liu Qun moved over slowly, looked at the handsome man in prison uniform, and asked tentatively: "Brother, can you drink some of the wine in your hand?"
The handsome man shook his head: "I talked to you just now and you ignored the answer, but what are you doing now?"
Then Liu Qun showed a flattering smile on his face: "It was the big brother who did something wrong just now, my good brother, how about giving me a sip of this wine? Seeing that my brother is also a person who understands wine, I must know that wine is like food. If he doesn’t eat every day, he’s so hungry! My brother hasn’t had a drop of wine for several days, so just give big brother a sip, just one sip.”
The handsome man seemed to have been persuaded, turned around and looked at Liu Qun and said, "Brother, you are also a person who knows how to drink. I didn't expect to find the news in this prison, but it is not easy. I would like to share with my brother." drink!"
As he spoke, he handed the bamboo tube to Liu Qun.
After Liu Qun took the wine, he couldn't wait to take a sip into his mouth, and then said happily: "This wine is strong enough! I, Liu Qun, have never tasted such good wine in half my life! It's like swallowing a knife into my mouth , but... really happy!"
At this time, the handsome young man asked, "Brother, what did you do to get in here?"
Speaking of this, Liu Qun suddenly choked up: "Oh, brother, the big brother was wronged! My wife was killed at home, but the government locked me in indiscriminately, saying that I was a murderer. The murderer took pity on me and my wife who have been in love for more than ten years, and my wife was killed by the gangster. Instead of being able to avenge my wife, I was put in this big prison instead, big brother is wronged!"
The handsome young man patted Liu Qun on the shoulder and said: "The government is so inactive, it's really Damn it, it's a pity that you, a lady, want to avenge justice!"
Liu Qun took another sip of wine, his face turned red, and he waited for a long time to wipe away the tears that seemed to be there, and then said: "Oh, these are all sad things, it's rare to meet a bosom friend like my brother, it's a little bit Disappointing, just now I saw that my brother is so proficient in bribing officials, but he is well versed in the rules of this prison."
The handsome man shook his head and said: "There are many people who come in, so they will be familiar with each other..."
Liu Qun was a little surprised when he heard this, how many people came in? !
He took another sip of his wine and asked, "What did my brother do to get in here?"
The handsome man shook his head and said, "I just stole something by chance..."
Liu Qun: "Why did my brother steal?"
The handsome young man sighed and said, "It's all about getting some money to live on."
Liu Qun was puzzled: "My brother, why don't you find a place to work to earn copper coins, but rely on stealing to survive?"
The handsome man stared and said: "Working?! It's impossible to work! It's impossible to work in this life! I don't know how to do business, so I can only survive by stealing some money. Life like this..."
Liu Qun shook his head and said: "Brother, you are wrong to say that. After all, you have to live in prison for stealing. How can this prison compare with home?"
After hearing that, the handsome man said: "Entering the prison is like going home. You all know your brothers and sisters. The people inside are nice to speak. My little brother really likes to stay inside."
"The people inside speak nicely?" This made Liu Qun a little confused.
The handsome man said: "You see, my brother met you in the prison this time? If it weren't for my brother, it would be very difficult to find a person who understands wine like my brother in this world!"
After listening, Liu Qun smiled and said: "Brother, you talk big brother likes to listen, come, drink!"
but for a while
Liu Qun was already drunk at this time.
Liu Qun only drank less than 30%, and it was not easy to get drunk like this.
At the same time, there were a few more people dressed as scribes outside the cell...
The handsome man also seemed to be drunk, shaking his head, and said vaguely: "Brother, I'm not doing you justice! You and your sister-in-law are affectionate and loving, but your sister-in-law is loyal and unjust. Brother, what do you think about the future? Is that good?!"
Liu Qun also shook his head and shook his head, as if The next moment would lie on the ground: "What should I do?! Hehe...that woman will die!"
The handsome man was quite surprised when he heard it, and said still drunkenly: "Brother... hiccup... where are you saying that?"
Then Liu Qun said: "Damn... Damn woman, you think the dowry is so dead... Big Brother, I want to use it to bet with others and won't let it go! Do you think you should die... Hiccup... Brother, wait, this time After going out, just follow my brother and me... hiccup... that woman was killed by my brother, and my brother has money again, so you don't have to steal any more, wait... wait until the big brother doubles the lost money and wins it back, At that time, Big Brother will take you to eat and drink spicy food, and live in Piaoxiang Courtyard every day!"
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