The Ogre’s Food Box

Qiaoba's “green skinny mouse” is actually a courageous goblin businessman. Speaking of which he invested in a haunted gold mine a few years ago, he ended up ruining his business after a failed business, and then was forced to go into nowhere. He did a crazy feat of near suicide ... he ran to the black hand ogre tribe against the last iron pot left by his family, and then loudly threatened to ask me, you group of blue fat men bought my iron pot, want Well, just throw me into the pot and cook ...

Although the ogre can barely be regarded as a "smart race", due to the overly simple brain structure and the hunger state of twenty hours a day, the other four hours belong to the abyss of the extremely hungry state, resulting in no race on the mainland willing to follow They conduct business transactions, that is, some bold and risky investors successfully exchanged several items, exchanged a large number of extremely cheap and rough goods weapons from the ogre group for a large amount of gold and silver jewelry they looted, and turned into a big one. The rich, in the end, tend to be eaten by the ogre with bad memory on a whim. It's like people don't remember what they eat when they eat chickens, ducks, cows and sheep. In the eyes of ogres, guys of every race also look the same.

This fool-proof goblin businessman's feat of self-rebellion, with the idea of ​​becoming unsuccessful and benevolent, turned out to be when a group of hungry blue fat men were preparing to enjoy their shabu-shabu falling from the sky. Conceiving how to enrich the ogre's dining table, he was troubled by the little ogre Gron who had no handful of salt at hand.

So Gron took the trick champion out of the big iron pot he had brought back, and then dumped a lot of **** called "gold coins" that was not edible or usable. Into this young goblin businessman who was covered with warm soup and vegetable leaves, his body was still shaking.

Gron bought his pot ...

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In the warehouses of the raider tribes, especially the long-standing ogre tribes, the rubbish-like place is filled with countless treasures like a dragon's den.

Gold coins, gems, equipment, luxury goods, everything.

But the problem is that it's no easier to attack a prosperous ogre clan than to attack a dragon's den. Any adult ogre is the most dangerous warrior on the continent of the turret. , And the dull pain and bloodthirsty fierceness, make the ogres the most effective war machine that will not tire, and will not stop the killing without being completely killed, plus the natural magic resistance skin of the ogres. , The power of giants, toughness, violent and other racial talents ... In addition to the dragons and giants, it is difficult to imagine what other races can fight alone with the ogre warriors.

So trading with ogres means maddening profit returns and the risk of death that could be used to feed ogres at any time. If it were not forced to go nowhere, no one would like to trade with ogres. Tarkin Hillman was very lucky, because this young goblin met Goron, and he was surprised to find that the little ogre he communicated with was very sane, and it was Rare breeds that can control their emotions and appetite,

"I need refined salt, pepper, sesame oil, olive oil, granulated sugar, and all the seasonings you can get, and exchange them with you for the same weight, no, ten times the weight of gold coins. By the way, if you can still get it For fabrics, I am willing to trade with you too. Oh, the strongest kind. The most important thing is that these fabrics must be large enough. I want to try a few blankets ... "

"I am willing to serve you, my great" God "."

In the historian's account for a long time, this meeting of the legendary goblin businessman Tarkin Hillman and the ogre king Goron Blackhand was recorded in the annals of history and described as ...

"The first evil deal between a tyrant and a devil."

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"My friend, my God, I'm so happy to see you again ~~~! I seem to smell the attractive fragrance of gold coins again ~~~!"

Tarkin Hillman really likes the little ogre in front of her. If she is a female, I am afraid that he is willing to marry himself with Gron. The reason is that Gron has made him go bankrupt because he has to make a gamble. Merchants transformed, and Dongshan Rise again became one of the richest man in the ebb tide port of the trade center Haishiwan. Nothing makes a goblin feel happier than rediscovering lost wealth, all thanks to the near-bottomed treasure house of the Blackhand Ogre. As for the life-saving grace that Goron had taken him out of the pot, he was long forgotten by the goblin.

The goblin merchant showed Gorron the goods he brought like a treasure: "Look at these are the 27 spices, seasonings, the best pepper sesame oil, and the best paprika you ordered from me last time. , Barbecue sauce, and even tempeh soy sauce and mint balsamic vinegar from the mysterious Eastern Kingdom, these things are not necessarily available to ordinary people, even the royal nobles. Come and see, my friend, I promise You will be very satisfied. "

Gron has carefully inspected the goods. Although Tarkin Hillman has not used too much inferior goods to fool him so far, Gron has among the countless stories he has heard, the goblin merchants are smart and their Both cunning and greed have left an indelible impression on Gron. For the sake of benefit, these green-skinned mice even sacrifice their lives, not to mention other things.

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