"Hey, Mihoyo's lunch boxes are delicious, five-star praise!"
After eating and drinking, Chen Hongyu sat on the sofa with a comfortable look on his face.
"Hey, what character are you cosplaying as~"
Cuicui suddenly asked
"Oh, you mean this, this is the protagonist in a novel, it has nothing to do with the second dimension, it’s normal that you don’t know him~"
Chen Hongyu waved his hand and explained
"What do you mean, I can only understand the second dimension, right? Come on, tell me, maybe I know someone!"
Cuicui was immediately dissatisfied. How could he say that to her? Who were you looking down on?
"Li Huowang……"
Chen Hongyu said
""Li what prosperous?"
Cuicui asked in confusion
"Li Huowang, the protagonist of the strange fairy!"
Chen Hongyu shouted
"What is the meaning of"wei","xian", and"wang"?"
Cuicui was puzzled again
"Li! Huo! Wang! Oh, forget it, I don't recognize you when you look at me like that.……"
Chen Hongyu spoke word by word, and only then did he realize that Cuicui didn't hear clearly, but had never heard it at all.……
"Hehe...Xiaoyu, I thought you weren't coming today.……"
Karina, who was standing next to them, couldn't help laughing as she watched the two of them asking and answering each other.
"Hey, Sister Ka, it’s not that I don’t want to come. My spirit supports me to come, but unfortunately my body doesn’t agree. It’s too tiring to stand here for a whole day. It’s not suitable for a lazy person like me~"
Chen Hongyu heard Sister Ka’s question and explained
"Haha, young people, enjoy life more, don't work all day long……"
Karina nodded in agreement
"No... Sister Ka... Why do you spoil him so much! Am I not a young man? I think he is just a lazy and useless person."
Hearing Karina's words of comfort, Cuicui was immediately unhappy. What are you talking about? What are you talking about!
Listen... Listen, there is such a big work model next to her, but Sister Ka actually ignored him... and comforted the rotten salted fish lying on the sofa.……
"Haha, Yehua is the same. Young people should have more fun. Yehua, you work harder than me all day. If you work so hard, you will enter menopause earlier.……"
Hearing Cuicui's dissatisfaction, Karina also comforted her by saying
"What? I won't enter menopause early.……"
Cuicui whispered
"Haha, that's right, why do young people work so hard? Be careful of getting wrinkles~"
Chen Hongyu laughed beside him.
"Do you think everyone is like you, a young master?"
Hearing Chen Hongyu's laughter, He Yehua was immediately furious.
"……Okay, okay, let’s not talk about this. When I came to the comic exhibition, I saw a watermelon stall. I had a"friendly" exchange with the stall owner and got a watermelon for free. Let’s see if it’s sweet or not~"
Chen Hongyu was silent for a while after hearing Cuicui’s words.
He is a young master... Although he has no worries about food and clothing, the title of young master is indeed far from relevant. However, there is no need to deliberately explain these things...
Chen Hongyu said, and put the watermelon on the table...
The watermelon looked crooked and cracked, but it was big enough. It couldn’t stop rolling around on the table... It took a lot of effort to put the watermelon in place……
"Is your melon ripe? Why does it look so... uh... fancy?……"
Cuicui wanted to say ugly, but she changed the word at the last minute because she was a lady.
"Look at what you said, two yuan a pound, can he sell it to me as a green melon egg?"
Chen Hongyu said dissatisfiedly
"But you didn't get it for free, did you?"
Cuicui noticed the blind spot.……
"It seems so~"
Chen Hongyu was also suddenly shocked. This melon doesn't look very good. Is it really a green melon?……
"Okay, okay, after all, it's Xiaoyu's gift. Even if the melon is not sweet, it's not bad to eat. Xiaoyu, hurry up and cut the melon.……"
Seeing the two people in shock, Karina immediately spoke to comfort them.
"Then you guys watch me... I'll look handsome when I cut the melon...……"
Chen Hongyu said confidently, and then drew out the Purple Spike Sword……
"Buzz……"
I only heard the sound of breaking air, and before the watermelon could react, it was cut in half.
"Buzz……"
Two more cuts, even though the watermelon didn't react at all……
"Hey, that's enough! Stop adding voiceovers here! Watermelon has no nerves, how can you react, bastard!"
Looking at Chen Hongyu who was dubbing for his own amusement, Cuicui finally couldn't help but yelled
"Hey, just tell me whether the knife is sharp or not~"
Chen Hongyu did not argue with Cuicui, but said proudly
"Uncle police, someone is bringing a controlled knife into the comic exhibition……"
Cuicui said in a little loli voice
"What are you talking about! What are you talking about! Am I the kind of person who breaks the law? Touch it, touch it, this knife is not even sharpened. It takes skill to cut this melon, not brute force~"
Chen Hongyu was immediately unhappy and took out the Purple Spike Sword to let Cuicui touch it.
"Really, it feels rough, but the blade is very smooth~"
Cuicui carefully touched the blade, and it really wasn't sharpened, the blade was also very smooth, the quality must be good~
"I said ~ Come, share the watermelon ~"
Chen Hongyu said proudly, and then gave Karina and Cuicui a piece each.
"It's so big!"
Cuicui exclaimed. Although the melon was crooked and cracked, it was not small in size. And she had misunderstood the melon. When the melon was cut open, the pink flesh was revealed, and there was not a single seed. It was simply the melon of her dreams.……
"Yours, Miss Ka……"
Chen Hongyu handed another piece to Sister Ka.
"Xiaoyu, your swordsmanship is amazing~"
Karina looked at the neatly cut watermelon and knew that Chen Hongyu must have some skills.
"Hey, I've practiced a little bit~"
Chen Hongyu said embarrassedly
"Oh, you've practiced swordsmanship~ But, you're going to eat the whole piece? Two pieces each, right? Give the remaining piece to me and Sister Ka, so we can get more water~"
Cui Cui said disdainfully, then looked at the two remaining pieces of watermelon on the table and said with some desire.
"What are you thinking? Am I the kind of person who eats alone?"
Chen Hongyu said dissatisfiedly, and then took the remaining piece and walked into the backstage.
After a while, he came out.
"You said you didn't, you didn't eat it secretly, did you?"
Cui Cui said dissatisfiedly while eating a watermelon.
"Do you think I've ever eaten a watermelon before? Do you remember the girl who cosplayed Pam yesterday? I gave it to her."
Chen Hongyu said speechlessly.
"I see... you are not attracted to that girl, are you?……"
Cuicui couldn't help but ask
"How is that possible? The girl is obviously underage. The minimum sentence is three years and the maximum is life imprisonment!"
Chen Hongyu quickly rejected it.
"Oh, so that’s it. But MiHoYo doesn’t hire child laborers. That little girl just looks a little young, but she’s actually a legal lolita.
Cuicui said in a seductive tone.
"Don't mess with my heart. I tell you, I, Li Feiyu, am a gentleman and will never do such a shameful thing!"
Chen Hongyu said righteously.
……It's a legal loli~Okay~
Oh no, not even a legal loli……
"I didn't expect you to be so principled.……"
Cuicui seemed to be moved by Chen Hongyu's integrity and admired him a little...
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