The overlord of comprehension is on campus

Bang!

A rental house of more than 20 square meters was kicked away.

Xia Lei immediately transformed from the least eye-catching member of Chengji Middle School to a veritable super little whirlwind. In less than twenty seconds, he completed the tasks of turning on the computer, inserting the USB disk, and making instant noodles.

He casually placed a few books brought back from school on top of the porcelain bowl that had just been filled with boiling water, and he rushed to the computer desk impatiently.

What class are you taking in the afternoon?

Of course he didn't remember that a year and a half ago he passed from Linlang County No. 1 Middle School to the city's key high school, and the days when he had to work hard under his father's supervision passed. He was more than two hundred miles away from home, and he was quite a bit '

"The sea is as wide as the fish can leap, and the sky is as high as the birds can fly", so this wild horse spent the first half of the first semester of high school to complete the gorgeous transformation from a top student to a bastard.

In the words of my deskmate, my friend, these four fellow sufferers are all fifth-class people, waiting to eat, drink, sleep, and die, plus they are waiting to ask for money from their families at the end of the month.

Obviously, Xia Lei is not only a fifth-class person, but also the worst among the fifth-class people, except for having a little money at home.

He is 1.72 meters tall and looks like the kind of guy who can hit several people casually if he throws a brick into a crowd. His grades have been in the middle to lower range for a year and a half, and his girlfriend is a legendary existence to him.

As for the temperament...

Applying the word "temperament" to him absolutely desecrates China's five thousand years of civilization and insults the sharp eyes of the country's 1.4 billion hard-working people!

Except for special circumstances, there are only a few things he has to do every day: getting up in the morning to go to school, discussing online games with his classmates during class, or drooling over the figure, appearance, and scandal of a beautiful girl in school.

I would eat in the school cafeteria at noon, repeat the same chores in the morning in the afternoon, and go back to the rental house to surf the Internet after school in the evening.

Some people may be wondering, are there no dormitories in the school?

Of course!

However, you have a better chance of saving money by renting a house outside, and you can always take a rest in a place that is n times cheaper than a hotel.

When I was a sophomore in high school, someone shamelessly asked my father to rent a single apartment of more than 20 square meters in a community near the school for 400 yuan a month on the grounds that "the dormitory is too noisy to study."

It's a pity that in this rental house that smells of smelly socks, except for a few fifth-class people who occasionally come to play cards, no female creature has ever been seen. Of course, except for those who appear on time at the beginning of every month and have a waistline bigger than summer

The fat landlady who was three times thicker than Lei, whose arms were as thick as his thighs, and whose voice could reach the sky.

Finally, the computer was turned on with a picture of a bikini beauty as the background. The first thing Xia Lei did was log on to QQ, and then he clicked on the USB drive without stopping.

"Matsushima Kaede...Aoi Sora...Wu Tenglan..."

Xia Lei's eyes were glowing green, and clear liquid flowed from the corner of his mouth. He quickly opened the latest 'information' given to him by his deskmate on the USB flash drive, and muttered: "Grandma is such a badass, everything is outdated, my goddess...

…Masami Nagasawa…”

A very beautiful woman was lying on the big soft bed, saying something in sweet Japanese with her charming eyes.

It doesn’t matter what you say. There are so many people like him who don’t understand Japanese. There are also countless people like him who don’t understand Japanese and watch Japanese movies without subtitles. This is also about promoting Sino-Japanese cultural exchanges.

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The green light in Xia Lei's eyes became a little richer, and his right hand unconsciously pulled the playback bar back. This was also a good habit formed by people like him.

Ever since he first enjoyed a profound Japanese film masterpiece a year ago, he has been deeply obsessed with this kind of "life art" promoted by modern technology. As a senior police officer, he will never spend time watching irrelevant movies.

In the prologue, Mr. Lu Xun told us that wasting time is equal to killing money!

Yeah, yeah…

The bone-crushing sound came from the speakers, and Xia Lei immediately screamed.

Chi!

A puff of green smoke spread out along with a thick burnt smell, the monitor flashed a white light and dimmed, the light bulb on the roof suddenly lit up, and the surrounding area suddenly fell into darkness.

"Computer... Masami Nagasawa..."

After muttering several times in a row, Xia Lei suddenly shouted at the top of his lungs: "My computer! I'll do it, burn it... it's gone... what idiot is causing trouble!"

After all, Qingfeng City is also a prefecture-level city. Generally, such sudden and ridiculously high voltage will not occur unless it is affected by thunderstorms. Obviously there is some kind of problem here.

Xia Lei lied to his family a lot for the sake of this fairly good computer, and now it burned down like this. What should he do?

Just when he was about to rush out to find out the problem, through the glass window next to the computer desk, he saw a light spot the size of an egg whizzing towards him!

"I'll do it, air strike!"

He screamed and squatted down, covering his head. Unexpectedly, he couldn't see clearly because of the darkness around him. He kicked over the chair and fell to the ground.

The fall happened to be face upward, and with his hands on the ground behind him, he watched helplessly as the light spot grew bigger and bigger, and finally became the size of a watermelon and hit the glass window of the rental house.

Bang……

Glass was flying everywhere, and Xia Lei covered his face again and lay on the ground in a prostrated manner.

After a long time, until there was no movement, he opened his eyes with lingering fear and saw nothing in the darkness.

But at least it wasn't an air raid.

Probably because he was frightened at the time, he didn't even think about where the air raids came from in China in peacetime. It seemed like the debris of a meteor hit by coincidence. Didn't it mean that if the meteor was too close, it would also interfere with the current?

When he thought of this, he suddenly became energetic. Meteorites are extremely precious. The value of this thing is countless times higher than that of a computer!

Xia Lei groped his way up from the ground, and used the dim light of his mobile phone to shine on the bed where a big hole had been made. He was secretly surprised: It was indeed a meteor. Could it have penetrated the floor and fallen below?

Without any hesitation, I found a light bulb in the shortest possible time and finally replaced the broken light bulb at the cost of two falls.

The darkness has been dispelled!

Light returns to the world!

He didn't have time to cheer. If the meteorite couldn't be found, who would pay for the loss of this computer?

Squeak...

With his not-so-strong body hunched over like a prawn, he finally moved the antique-grade broken wooden bed that weighed over two hundred kilograms.

Fortunately, the Simmons mattress mitigated the impact and did not penetrate the floor. It only opened numerous fine cracks in the tiles on the floor. At the center of the impact, an oval-shaped object was motionless. The high temperature friction caused it to

There are still traces of hot air coming out.

Xia Lei looked at the 'meteorite' in front of him stupidly, but his heart couldn't help but tighten, because it didn't look like a meteorite at all!

Have you ever seen a meteorite as white as jade?

Have you ever seen a meteorite that is so smooth and has an absolutely regular oval shape?

Anyone who is not a fool can tell that this is an egg of some kind of animal. This is where Xia Lei almost collapsed. Which animal can fly so high in the air to lay eggs? It can make the eggs fall at supersonic speeds.

?

These are not the most important things. He absolutely does not believe that any animal eggs can remain intact after such a degree of impact!

After about five minutes, Xia Lei finally came to his senses. He no longer thought about selling meteorites for money. A bloody plot flashed through his mind: a mysterious egg appeared out of nowhere, and he ate the egg.

Only then did I realize that they were born from dragons, phoenixes, unicorns, Pixiu and other mythical beasts, so they had the abilities in science fiction movies, the ability to move the wind and rain, fly to the sky, escape from the ground, and a lot of super beauties who actively threw themselves into their arms...

Oh la la...

Xia Lei, who has never held a girl's hand in 17 years, seems to see the most wonderful future waving to him.

Eat it!

He came up with an idea that was very much in line with 'sci-fi logic'. With the help of the most basic common sense of physics, while the egg was still extremely hot, he immediately rushed to the bathroom, which was less than two square meters, and poured a large basin of cold water over it.

on the egg.

With a slight chissing sound, a large cloud of white mist rose up, and Xia Lei prepared a tiger pounce.

It expands with heat and shrinks with cold. If a hot egg is splashed with cold water, it will be difficult not to crack. At that time, you don’t have to worry about whether it is dirty or cooked. Anyway, the eggs are not poisonous, so what if you eat them in your stomach?

Click!

A continuous crisp crackling sound came from the mist, and cracks could be seen vaguely on the egg through the mist. Xia Lei did not care to admire his own intelligence, and picked up a brick blocking the door and rushed over.

I blasted it with all my strength, and with a big grin on my face, I waited for the egg to burst and ate everything inside.

Peng...

He smashed it with all his strength, and a corner of the brick flew off, and the fragments flew onto his forehead.

Like a little girl who had been molested, the remaining half of the brick fell from his hand naturally, and he covered his forehead and screamed.

Blood dripped down the fingers, fell on the floor, and fell on the egg with increasing cracks.

Just as he covered his head and screamed, he didn't see a few drops of blood falling on the egg. It seemed as if it had encountered iron sand from a magnet, strangely seeping into the eggshell and disappearing out of thin air.

At the same time, even the blood on the floor seemed to be alive, quickly twisting and gathering towards the egg, and finally disappeared.

Snap!

Along with the crisp explosion, an angry voice suddenly sounded: "You are so brave, who dares to hit me? Well... I... what is my name? I... who am I? How could I forget...

…”

Xia Lei, who had covered his head and screamed just now, was suddenly frightened to death by the sound. Regardless of the wound on his forehead, he jumped up and backed away, screaming: "Ghost... help... my mother-in-law."

…”

With a hiss, a shadow jumped out of the eggshell, blocking Xia Lei who was about to run away through the door.

Xia Lei looked at this figure stupidly, who was only half a foot tall, and was clean and naked, but had a more perfect figure than Masami Nagasawa, like a miniature version of a super beauty.

He made a weird gurgling sound in his throat, and stretched out his trembling hand to lightly touch the back of the pocket-sized beauty, the two transparent wings that were flapping slowly like cicada wings.

Finally, while telling himself that he was dreaming, he simply passed out.

Before I fell into coma, I vaguely heard a sentence: "Damn lowly creature, you actually touched my wings, ah... clothes..."