The Palace of Peach and Plum
Chapter 2:
After entering the palace gate, the two of them changed two small sedan chairs and carried them all the way to a place that was almost there before getting off the sedan chair and walking.
Although it was summer, Li Li did not go out of the palace to escape the heat due to busy political affairs. However, there is also a good place in the palace with green trees and gurgling water. Li Li took a concubine and children there to escape the heat, and even Zhezi moved there to approve it.
When he arrived at the place, Li Ying didn't stop, and Li Li had asked him to come and sit down. However, Li Yin still passed the salute.
Ling Wei was half a step behind Li Li, and after practising the kneeling ceremony steadily, before he raised his head, he heard Li Li's full-fledged roar.
"Ling Wei! You are so bold!"
Ling Wei raised his head innocently: "Your Majesty, you don't know that Xiaomin is less courageous than the tip of a needle, and he is afraid of a cockroach."
Li Li coughed dryly: "Isn't it just a cockroach crawling into your rice bowl? It's called like a woman. What's wrong with me saying you are timid?!"
"Yes! That's right! Fortunately, there is a whole cockroach in the bowl, not half a cockroach, otherwise the cowardly man would not scream, but just rolled his eyes and passed out. "
Li Li was stunned for a while before remembering what Ling Wei meant by "half cockroach", and couldn't help laughing: "You're just a cockroach. It's not just a cockroach, you have cheated me on so many good things. I'm still talking about this now. Are you too stingy?"
"No, no, Xiaomin is just a defense, Xiaomin is not brave." Ling Wei blinked pitifully, "Your Majesty, what happened to Xiaomin?"
"You have committed a serious matter!" Li Li's eyes widened, "What broken story did you tell Ankang? Drive the tiger out of the painting? Do you know that my sons and daughters don't think about your broken story?! Is it a big deal to starve my children?"
"...Did the little princess ask your majesty with this question?" Ling Wei asked not afraid of death.
Li Li gave a dry cough, then gave Ling Wei a vicious look.
"Your Majesty, Ling Wei has been kneeling for long enough, have you lost your anger? It's better to give your child a seat soon." Empress Liu smiled gently.
"Ankang has also asked this question in this palace, and this palace is also puzzled. How can the tiger be driven off from the painting?"
"Get up! Give a seat!" Li Li gritted his teeth even to give a seat, but after Ling Wei returned him with a flattering smile, he couldn't help but smile. How can I get the tiger out of the painting?"
Ling Wei glanced around and found that Li Li had only taken the Queen and Concubine Xu to escape the heat, but the hairy head that thought he was hiding well behind the trees...pounced!
Li Li followed Ling Wei's gaze and couldn't help but coughed awkwardly: "What are you hiding there for? Have all the etiquette you learned swallowed into the dog's stomach? Get out of me!"
So a bunch of small radish heads filed out under the leadership of a fat little radish head, neatly lined up to salute Li Li: "The sons and ministers respectfully invite Father Sheng'an."
"Gift the seat, give all the seats." Li Li pressed his forehead, "Qichen! As the prince, how do you set an example for your younger brothers and sisters?!"
The fattest radish touched his head and said with a silly smile: "Father, isn't it that the younger brothers and sisters can't wait to know the answer? The sons and ministers set an example and brought them here."
Li Li was so angry that he slapped the table straight: "Ling Wei! You are so bold! Look at how you taught my prince!"
Ling Wei was quite innocent: "Your Majesty! Slandering is wrong! Xiaomin is wronged! The month of the wrongfulness is going to be snowing! Xiaomin is an ordinary playmate, how can you teach this? What's more, His Royal Highness is very good? He loves his brothers and sisters, and dares to take responsibility, what a good child! Moreover, His Royal Highness is much more lively than before, isn't it?"
"Qi Chen is indeed much more lively than before. Your Majesty should reward Ling Wei." Empress Liu knocked on the side drum at the right time.
"But your Royal Highness, the starting point for this matter is right, but the way you do it is wrong. Your Majesty loves you so much. If your Royal Highness receives the request of the little princess, he immediately informs your Majesty. How can your Majesty not allow it? This is indeed inappropriate. Now." Ling Wei winked playfully at the fat turnip head.
The fat turnip immediately stood up and pleaded with sin and said: "It's because the child minister is not thinking about it, please father the emperor to punish him."
Seeing that the fat turnip head stood up and pleaded guilty, the other small turnip heads also stood up immediately, even the two small turnip heads that were still walking around.
Standing up: "It's the son of the minister who is not thinking about it, please father the emperor to punish him."
"Come on, you all sit down. Just forget it, don't commit it again in the future. Listening to what Ling Wei said, you just need to tell me, can I not let you come?" Li Li waved his hand.
Empress Liu pursed her lips and smiled. I don't know who was tortured to death by the children last night, and they didn't agree to bring anyone here. Thinking of your Majesty's gritted teeth last night, you must know the answer first, and tell your children better, in order to revive your father's glory, Empress Liu couldn't help being happy.
"Master Ling, how did Monk Yixiu drive the tiger out of the painting?" The youngest girl in the head of the little radish turned her eyeballs around, climbed off the stool, and ran to Ling Wei step by step. , Opened his round eyes, holding Ling Wei's leg coquettishly.
The mother and the maid behind the little girl watched their noses, noses, and hearts, as if they hadn't seen them, they didn't stop them.
Ling Wei took advantage of the situation and took the little girl to sit on her lap, and also tweaked a piece of preserved fruit for the little girl to grind her teeth.
After watching for a long time, Li Yin, who is currently in a shocked state and unable to speak, looked at Ling Wei's bold and casual look, and couldn't help but his eyelids twitched.
"Little princess, I just said don't call Mrs. Xiaomin. Xiaomin doesn't have an official position yet." Ling Wei said with a smile.
"But Master Ling is bigger than Ankang." Ankang hugged the fruit, looked at Ling Wei suspiciously, and then at Li Li, "The father said, he is bigger than Ankang, so he should be called an adult."
Ling Wei was speechless, Your Majesty, if you teach people like this, will the etiquette teachers of the little majesty cry?
"Ah, Ling Wei is not too old, so I asked the adults to call him old." Li Li couldn't hold back in the condemned eyes of Empress Liu. He just teased the girl casually, how can he take it seriously when he knows the girl?
"Although Ling Wei has not yet reached the age of a weak crown, he has already been admitted as a child, and he should have written words." Empress Liu smiled, "Guogong Lu has been loyal to His Majesty all the year round. Get one for Ling Wei? It's also considered a compassionate minister."
"Yes." Why doesn't Li Li know what Lu Guogong's attitude toward Ling Wei is? Just using this person, he endured it. I thought that when I was approving his memorial, he mentioned Ling Wei Gaocai euphemistically, and he had been admitted as a child student, so Grandpa Lu should know to express to Ling Wei. Unexpectedly, that person was so angry that he hadn't seen it.
It's really maddening.
Thinking about Ling Yun's bear child again, Li Li was really heartbroken.
I was thinking about getting along for a while, and when he grows older, Ling Yun should be sensible, who knows he is still that dead. What a pity for my hard-working sister.
Fortunately, Ling Wei is a good boy.
"Let’s call Jintang." Li Li said, asking someone to bring a pen, ink, paper, and inkstone, and write two words on it, "Since Chang Le recognizes as my mother’s queen, he can be regarded as my relatives and sisters. Cousin is fine."
"Thank your Majesty for giving the words, Xiaomin will mount your Majesty's calligraphy when he returns," Ling Wei thanked the little princess with joy.
"The word I wrote for you is to urge you to practice your calligraphy! With your bad hand, it would be good if you can pass the entrance exam! Don't embarrass me!" Li Li glared with his hands behind his back.
"Xiaomin abides by the order and will definitely not shame your Majesty!"
"Okay, don't be mean, tell me about the tiger." Li Li smiled and pointed at Ling Wei, "but don't make up your mind, you don't know the answer."
Ling Wei watched even Xu Guifei couldn't help stealing his eyes with piercing eyes. The other little princesses showed curiosity on his face. He couldn't help but hugged Ankang, who was pulling his thigh, on his knees. , Blocking the line of sight.
"Brother Emperor, what's the matter with the tiger in the painting?" Li Ying, who had been silent for a long time, couldn't help but finally asked.
"Ah, this is one of the stories that Jintang tells." Li Li explained with a smile, "Jintang, say it again soon."
"Zhuzhi." Ling Wei shook his throat, and saw Ankang picking up the tea eagerly, catching the dangling cup of tea, and taking a sip with emotion, "Thank you little princess."
"Ankang also wants to hear stories, cousin Jintang doesn't thank you." Ankang smiled obediently.
Li Li's face turned bad immediately. My daughter actually served tea to that bastard! My daughter has never served herself tea! Empress Liu couldn't help kicking Li Li under the table. Pay attention to the image! The kid is still watching!
"This is the story of a clever little monk, Yixiu. Because Yixiu is so smart, the county magistrate is also a good friend of Master Yixiu, so he often wants to tease Yixiu with ideas."
"This time the county magistrate got a new screen for the tiger going down the mountain, and he thought of a new idea to embarrass the monk Yixiu, saying that the tiger would come out to hurt people at night, and let Yixiu find a way to catch the tiger in the painting."
Ling Wei paused, and then said, "But everyone knows how can the tiger in the painting be caught? The county magistrate is obviously embarrassed by lying. So if you are persistently thinking about how to catch the tiger in the painting, it's better to go back. To the beginning of the problem."
"So after a break, people took a rope and a stick and stood in front of the painted screen and said to the county magistrate, okay, now I'm ready to catch the tiger, the county magistrate quickly ask someone to drive the tiger out."
"The county magistrate only told Yixiu to catch the tiger, didn't he? So Yixiu threw the problem back to the county magistrate. If the tiger doesn't come out, how to catch it? Since the county magistrate says the tiger will come out and hurt people, let the tiger come out?"
"So the county magistrate is embarrassed this time and failed again." Ling Wei smiled. "Xiaomin tells this story to your highness, just to let your highness understand a truth. When encountering an impossible problem, he will reply. When you reach the origin of the problem, think more, change your mind, and think flexibly. There is not only one solution to this problem."
"So Ankang insisted on how to get rid of the tiger from the painting. It was a wrong solution, right?" Ankang thought thoughtfully.
Ling Wei replied: "This story is about how Monk Yixiu solves the problem, so when thinking about the problem, we must stand from the perspective of Monk Yixiu. The difficulty of this problem is actually how to solve the county magistrate under the premise that the county magistrate lied. The embarrassment is not to really catch the tiger in the painting."
"I understand, I can't understand it, because I just found the wrong question, so I can't get the answer." The fat prince couldn't help nodding, and then stealthily glanced at his father and queen.
Li Li and Empress Liu looked at the sky and the ground one by one. They would not admit it, nor did they realize it!
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