The Palace of Peach and Plum

Seeing the emperor with a joke in his eyes and a dangling expression on his face that said "Boy, I can count you", Ling Weimu put his face on his back, and was already stunned. The fat prince tore off, put the two children who were still tired of his arms on the ground, kneeled, bent over, and finished in one go.

"Long live my emperor, long live long live..." Ling Wei raised his head slightly, looking at the emperor with his hands behind his back and making a profound expression, but the corners of his lips were slightly raised, "Your Majesty, there was a mosquito buzzing just now. Flying around, Xiaomin beats the mosquitoes."

The fat prince squinted at Ling Wei. What kind of excuse, is there such a noble, handsome and heroic mosquito? But at any rate, I knew that Ling Wei could not be demolished at this time. The fat prince just took this in his heart and settled the accounts later.

Hmm... For example, next time you bring more folk gadgets into the palace, the waterwheel that moved last time is quite interesting.

Li Li walked up to Ling Wei with his hands behind his back and said coldly, "I look... very good to cheat?"

"Your Majesty is clever, wise, wise, and far-sighted," Ling Wei paused, "this is not a good deception, it's a clever look!"

"Get out of here! It's ridiculous to slap a flattery." Li Li kicked Ling Wei's **** and smiled, "You're the only one who is sloppy."

"Xiaomin didn't have enough cultivation, and he didn't have enough cultivation. Just practice more." Ling Wei stood up with a smile, and patted the dragon's footprints on his ass.

"Qichen, you are making trouble in Tengjintang again." Empress Liu said to the fat prince with a smile, "Punish you to halve your snack today."

"The son and minister abide by the mother's decree." The fat prince hurriedly agreed. In order to control his weight, his snacks are all limited. Prince Edward’s dim sum, who loves desserts, is always eaten before noon. Since they are all eaten, halving does not count.

Naturally, Li Li also knew his son’s habit. Seeing that his queen was clearly protecting his son, although he did not really mean to blame, he couldn’t help but wanted to tease his son, so he smiled and said, “Forget the cakes, fine. How about not being allowed to come and play with Jintang when Chen Jintang enters the palace next time? Anyway, it will be noisy if we meet each other."

The fat prince's face collapsed all at once. He could see that the emperor was not angry. Isn't this purely teasing him?

"The concubine thinks this punishment is good." Empress Liu said with a smile.

The fat prince looked at his mother pitifully, how could the queen bully others!

"Your Majesty, it's an honor for His Royal Highness to be close to Xiaomin." Ling Wei touched his nose, "What's more, your Royal Highness didn't do anything. It's just a bit more lively, which is good."

"Since Jintang said so, forget it this time." Li Li and the queen sat in the first place, "Isn't it telling a story? Keep going."

"Your Majesty, Xiaomin needs to repeat it."

"No need, go on." Li Li waved his hand.

Ling Wei's expression was a little weird. There is no need to go on, that is, you have heard all the previous stories? Although there is not much content before, it has been talked for five or six minutes anyway, it is hard that your Majesty has been eavesdropping outside the door.

And Li Yin's complexion was even more weird.

Li Li really eavesdropped at the door, and the two most distinguished couples in the world are actually eavesdropping at the door with relish!

Thinking that the emperor hadn't arrived yet, he was told not to report and passed quietly, and then he and Empress Liu stood by the window and listened. It wasn't until the crown prince and Ling Wei were joking that His Majesty the Emperor had a "caught it!" expression, pushing in while pushing the door angrily. Empress Liu and the surrounding eunuchs and maids still looked like they were accustomed to, Li Yin I feel that the whole person is not very good.

If Li Ying is also a traverser, he would use "Three Views are all broken" or "There is a group of grass mud horses whizzing past" to describe his unique mood now.

However, Ling Wei's story is indeed very exciting. Even if it is told to children, the adults sound like it with relish. Whether it is the long-winded and kind-hearted little monk, or the unyielding Sun Dasheng who has been sealed with mana, and even the gluttonous and funny Zhu Bajie, they are all described as lifelike and lovely.

The story is not too long, and after another two quarters of an hour, the story comes to an end.

"Then Jiang Liu'er attracted the attention of the monster who had lost his mind, and Sun Dasheng was finally able to escape." Ling Wei paused, considering what to say at the end. In the end, he smiled weirdly, and the evil in his heart broke out, "Dasheng Sun chased after him, but he was a step too late. He watched the monster smash the mountain wall and the little monk was buried under the rock."

Seeing that Prince Qin, who was paralyzed, also took a breath of air, Ling Wei felt a sense of accomplishment, and suddenly performed supernormally. He watched Sun Dasheng's grief and indignation as Jiang Liuer was buried under the rock, and finally broke through the seal to fight the monsters. 'S handsomeness, and the unresolved heart after the war

The sadness was described vividly. That ending, from Jiang Liu'er being saved by the Land Father, became really dead. Sun Dasheng went to the underworld again, trying to save the little monk back.

However, for Sun Dasheng, this is tantamount to throwing himself into the net. The local government official said that he wanted to find Jiang Liu'er's name in the book of life and death, and went private to notify the Buddha. Sun Dasheng not only failed to save Jiang Liuer, but was pressed under the Five Elements Mountain again.

A good hero story, the final ending is the end of the hero, and the person who wants to protect can not be protected. The child is tearful when listening to it, and Ankang and Jinque are even asking about what happened later.

Seeing that the children were all made to cry by herself, Ling Wei finally softened his heart and added: "Sun Dasheng was heartbroken, but Tathagata Buddha told him that it turns out that his disciple Jin Chanzi entered the world and Jiang Liuer was a Buddha. The ninth generation of Jie Jin Chanzi. Because of this accident, Sun Dasheng also has the merits of killing demons and protecting a group of children from returning home. Jin Chanzi’s tenth reincarnation will save Dasheng Sun from the sea of ​​suffering in the future."

"Although Sun Dasheng hates the Tathagata Buddha, he also knows that the monks do not slander. So he fell asleep again, waiting for Jiang Liuer's reincarnation to meet him again."

"The story of the reincarnation of Dasheng Sun and Jiang Liuer is another very long and long legend. So don't cry, Dasheng Sun will not die, he just fell asleep temporarily." Ling Wei comforted.

Ankang sobbed, "Sun Dasheng is so powerful, he won't die!"

"Yes! The Great Sage is just asleep!" Jin Que also choked out, "The Great Sage and the Little Monk will meet again, right?"

"Yes." Ling Wei nodded, and then persuaded a bunch of children.

It's just that both adults and children were scratching their hearts and wanting to hear the next story, but helplessly, it was not early, the emperor was going to deal with political affairs, and the prince had to go to class. The prince was fine, but Li Li really didn't want to hear the follow-up story for the first time, and let others listen first, which made him very unbalanced. So the wayward emperor, on the grounds of letting Li Ying show Ling Wei to look at the house, "kicked" Ling Wei out of the palace ahead of time, leaving only the troubled Queen Liu to comfort the tearful eyes of being bullied by his father. The little carrot heads.

Even the little princess Ankang, who loves the father the most, looked at Li Li bitterly.

Ling Wei ran away with oil on the soles of his feet. Otherwise, if he was begged by the little princess, he would definitely feel softened immediately. When the time comes, His Majesty the Emperor will kick his **** again

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When Ling Wei went out of the palace, he hadn't heard the meaning of His Majesty let Li Ying show him the house. He waited out of the palace to find out that His Majesty was actually going to help him out to live.

Ling Wei was a little surprised: "Usually, my parents are not separated, let alone Xiaomin hasn't gotten a family, right?"

Although he really wanted to live out in his own heart, after all, although he was not prepared to care about the so-called elder brother who only verbally stabbed him, he was not the Holy Father, and it was uncomfortable to be targeted by others. So when the emperor asked him, he also told the truth. But he really never thought of coming out so early to live.

According to Ling Wei's plan, at any rate, he would also be admitted to a Juren or Jinshi, and had a full-time position, and then find an excuse to move out.

Although I didn't have a family, I started a business anyway.

"This is not a separation of families. That one was originally Princess Changle's other courtyard." That one was actually bought by Li Yin to expand the mansion and wanted to build a larger training ground. But if the emperor requested it, it didn't matter to Li Ying. This neighbor is also very interesting anyway.

"Jintang aspires to imperial examinations, and naturally needs a quiet place to study. Ordinary scholars will also live in other courtyards when preparing for exams, so it is quieter." This excuse was found by Princess Chang Le herself. If it hadn't been for Princess Changle to revise the book and give it to the emperor, the emperor would take care of everything and would not care about these trivial matters. "Furthermore, when Ling Yun is newly married to Yan'er, Chang Le and Ma Ma are not in the capital. It is indeed inconvenient for you to live together."

Ling Wei nodded again and again, and said so well, even he himself was persuaded!

In any case, the emperor spoke, and the other courtyard that was not the princess's wife would become the princess's other courtyard, and Ling Yun couldn't find a reason to refuse. Besides, Ling Yunqiuzhi might have to see himself. Ling Wei rushed to follow Li Ying to see "the other courtyard", thinking about how small and exquisite the other courtyard was, and which beautiful place in the outskirts of the city.

Since it is a villa, it must be in the suburbs, right? In the eyes of the emperor, he should not be abused.

But when he saw the other courtyard, he was dumbfounded.

He tremblingly pointed to the delicate door: "This is the other courtyard?"

Li Ying looked up at the plaque that belonged to a certain earl's mansion who had previously committed an offence and had not been taken off. He nodded and said, "Yes, this is the other courtyard."

Ling Wei: "..."