The Paper Fruit Among the Pirates

Bang, boom, boom!

A few fireworks are rising slowly, and the beach is full of excitement.

"Would you like some sausage? Toast, biscuits, bacon~~~"

"I've made a bet, I've made a bet, the odds of betting on the Straw Hat team's first match are..."

"The opening ceremony is about to begin,"

"Please prepare to-"

To say that the Fox Pirates are really full of talents, they can create a festive atmosphere for a desert island competition. Buying food, buying badges, buying balloons... a bustling scene.

Luffy Chopper even forgot all the competitions, lying on his counter and drooling.

"Brothers, be quiet!"

The navigator of the Fox ship, that is, the beautiful magician who holds a microphone and works as a part-time host.

"Now I will announce the rules, first~~~second~~~"

"above."

"Those who don't follow the rules will be regarded as a shame for pirates and locked in Davy Jones' locker!"

······ Octopus, you also play a guest role as a notary.

"Who is Davy Jones?"

Chopper, who took the cotton candy Robin bought, was the first to ask.

"Both captains swear to obey the rules!"

"I swear!" X2

"... Davy Jones is a pirate from the past, cursed by a demon, and I heard that he is still living at the bottom of the sea."

"It is said that as long as there are treasures and ships that sink to the bottom of the sea, he will lock them in the cabinet. —Of course, it's just a legend~~"

Facing Chopper's question, of course the well-informed Robin answered with a smile.

"Competitions are divided into three categories: racing, ball games, duels..."

"Very well, the duel is mine."

Sauron was full of fighting spirit.

"Wait, my feet are starting to itch!"

Sanji raised the bar immediately.

"Wait, I want to choose a duel too—"

Boom! X2

"Shut up! Luffy,"

"It's all your fault!"

Lu Fei pouted and protested after being punched and flattened by Nami and Usopp.

"... As long as you win, isn't it all right?"

"I've already handed in the list for you."

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Facing the game arrangement in the hands of Roman who came back, the Straw Hats knelt down in frustration.

"Why should I team up with Chopper Usopp..."

"Hey, Nami, what do you mean?"

"Why should I team up with this guy!" X2

"Hahaha, leave the duel to me~~~~"

Except for Luffy, everyone else looks tangled, because:

The first round, rowing around the island:

Nami, Robin, Usopp, Chopper

The second game, martial arts game:

Roman, Zoro, Sanji

The third scene, the captain's duel:

Luffy

"Roman, what should we do?" Nami leaned on Roman's shoulder and sobbed, "If we lose, the other party will definitely choose me who is so cute..."

Roman touched his chin and opened his mouth.

"If you lose, I will take back the gold pillar that was deposited with you first."

? ? ?

"Okay! They are dead!!"

Nami clenched her fists with a murderous expression.

"Mr. Roman, what should we do?" Chopper hugged Roman's thigh with misty eyes, "Can I not play? There are so many strangers, it's scary..."

Roman touched Chopper's hat.

"Don't panic, if you lose, they will definitely choose you. After all, it can be used as emergency rations..."

? ? ?

"Ooooh! Reindeermen will never be slaves!!"

Chopper, who had transformed into a half-orc, roared to the sky.

"Ro...Roman," said Usopp, who was hesitant to speak in front of him, Roman thought for a while and patted him on the shoulder.

"As long as you don't pass out, you are successful."

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"Robin..."

After comforting the three straw hats, Roman found the most reliable Robin. ——Robin's current situation is a bit similar to Roman's before, but unlike Roman, who likes to "solve" things behind his back, Robin will choose to "keep a hand" because he cares about the Straw Hats.

"...Don't be too reserved."

Otherwise, at the beginning of the game, Robin would directly kill all the competitors on the other side with the move of "Thirty Round Flower Suspension", even if he slowly climbed to the finish line, he would win.

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"Competitors can only use four wooden barrels and oars to make competition boats!"

"This is also the time to test the boatman's skills~~"

After ping pong:

"The first one to appear is the 'Barrel Tiger' of the Straw Hats!"

"The Straw Hats are Nami the navigator, Usopp the boatman, Robin the archaeologist, and Chopper the pet!"

"I told you I'm not a boatman..."

"I'm a ship's doctor! Not a pet!"

However, the complaints of Usopp and Chopper were completely ignored. On the contrary, when the other side appeared on the stage, there was a tsunami of cheers!

"The next one will be the navigator-cheerleader-idol-Miss Polki of our Fox regiment!"

"I hate it~~ wrap it on me~"

The coquettish magic beauty waved her hands around.

"Then there's Kaibot the Sailfish Murloc, Cardi the Octopus Murloc, and Modi the Star Shark!"

"Oh oh oh, we promise to sink their little raft!" The two strong murlocs showed off their muscles in various poses.

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"Hey, hey, shark...is it a fish?"

Usopp pointed at the fish that the other party was pulling the boat, and you are a 'human' with a hood? Forget about the murlocs, they use fish to participate in the competition...

"I hate it~~ There is no rule that fish cannot compete~"

Ah this...

"On your marks!"

After the referee fired a shot:

Bullets loaded, guns aimed—

bang bang bang!

Boom—boom—

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"Ahhh, this is a foul!!"

Dense bullets and artillery flew towards the boat where Nami and the others were, and Nami, Usopp, Chopper, and Robin, who were caught off guard, were bathed in a "battle of bullets" in an instant! Fortunately:

"Fur enhancement!"

The suddenly inflated Chopper blocked the bullets and artillery as a wide shield, but:

"I hate it~ Let's go first~ Bye~"

The shark on Fox's side swung its arms... the double fins pulled the boat and galloped forward, while the "Barrel Tiger" of Nami and others was still spinning in place!

"What kind of broken game is this?!"

"Hahaha, interference is allowed in the pirate game!!"

Facing Nami and Usopp who looked sad and angry, Robin was much calmer.

"If interference from the sidelines is okay, then now—"

"Rubber-gun mess!"

"First meat!"

"Three Swords Style-Sky Blade Dazzling!"

Before Roman even made a move, a group of members of the Fox Pirates who interfered with the game just suffered an instant disaster:

"Bastard, how dare you attack Robin sauce!"

"I'm going to smash your skulls—"

"Enemy, grass, enemy, fight!"

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"Very good, everyone should watch the game carefully."

After the chaotic battle of ping-pong-pong, the audience of the Fox Pirates immediately sat in place like kindergarten children, with their hands on their knees to seriously 'watch' the game. ——If you ignore their bruised and swollen faces.

"Fortunately..." Usopp just breathed a sigh of relief and looked up.

"The other party has disappeared!"

"Then hurry up?" Nami was furious, "Usopp, Chopper! If you lose, I will deduct all the pocket money you two have this month!"

"Don't~~~"

"Oh oh oh--"

"Robin, you row a boat too."

Facing Nami's words, the intellectual beauty who read seriously only smiled slightly.

"I'm paddling."

She was indeed rowing a boat—several arms grew out from the side of the oars and were constantly turning the oars.

"Ah, this...although it is true that you are rowing a boat, but from the surface..."

"Forget it, use this."

Since the other party is 'cheating' openly, Nami can't control that much anymore. She directly opened the "Thief's Ultimate Art" on her waist, and stopped on a page full of yellow sand.

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"Hahaha, should we go straight to the finish line like this, or get them into the water~~~"

Just as the magic beauty Polki who was far ahead was whimpering, there was a violent noise behind her.

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"What the hell is this!"

Chopper, who had transformed into a little giant, groaned and rowed out an afterimage of the paddle! Like two flywheels.

In contrast, Usopp and Robin are really 'paddling'. Behind them, Nami spread the book in her hands, and a whirling wind pushed the small wooden boat to ride the wind and waves.

This speed is comparable to a shark pulling a boat... faster than a shark!

No, if it weren't for Nami's poor control, it would be enough to even lift them up and fly...

"Kill 'em, Cabot!"

Following the order from the beautiful magician, the swordfish murloc immediately assumed a murloc karate pose, and then slashed down with a volley.

"Splitting the sea surface!"

The invisible air waves are like knives, splitting waves and splitting waves towards the "Barrel Tiger" that Nami and others are riding on! However, the expected ship crash did not occur, but:

Clang!

Amidst the sound of metal crashing, the opponent's sea wave slashing failed in vain.

"Heh heh heh, I've seen Roman playing for so long."

The surface of the wooden boat under his feet was clinging to a layer of wood-grained paper!

"If I can't even learn this hand, am I still ashamed to use this book?"

Whoosh—

puff! !

As the "Barrel Tiger" sped past, it splashed the group of magical beauties next to it... To be precise, it was sea water with one person, two fishmen and one fish! Although the harm is minimal, the insult is extremely high.

"Bye bye~~You guys slowly swim in the back!"

"...I'm so mad! Let's chase—"

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PS: Normally, it is updated twice a day. Of course, if I write a lot, I will post it on the same day...