The Paper Fruit Among the Pirates

Ah this...

Taking time to glance at the battle situation on the other side, Roman's thousand words were reduced to two words.

Fuck!

Luffy and Bucky, who were fighting well just now, saw their moves. The current battle mode is:

"How dare you spoil my straw hat and spit on—"

"Ahhh, don't rub it on me~~"

"Whispering, this is your own spit!"

Bucky, who fell on the ground, was ridden under Luffy, and he wiped him with his beloved straw hat! The two of them instantly changed from a duel of masters to a fight of gangsters... Roman's brows twitched.

Please, do you two captains dare to be serious? It's a life-and-death struggle, you can't beat anyone like this, you have to fight in the dance studio!

Tear face, stare, spit...

B's instant low pierced the floor, and the two wrestled together while talking loudly.

"You are not allowed to say that he is Shanks' brother!"

"I don't care what kind of relationship you have with Shanks, it's my freedom to say what I like!"

"Don't say—"

"I'm not..."

"Rubber-Nose Picking!"

"Falling apart - scratching an itch!"

········

Two wands!

As soon as Roman stopped, he almost couldn't help but turn around and beat these two guys up first! Their existence simply lowers the lower limit of the pirate's IQ. However, in the eyes of the panting Mochi and Kabaji, his performance is:

"Hold on, he's done!"

Ah,

Roman sneered, ever since he knew he was traveling to the world of One Piece, he never slack off for a day! When others drink and carnival, he exercises; when others sleep soundly, he exercises; when others play leisurely, he exercises...

In addition, the quality of this body itself is very good, as if there is no 'bottleneck'. So even without the guidance of a famous teacher, Roman's strength should not be underestimated! It doesn't matter if he fights for a day and a night with this intensity of fighting.

but:

Roman still maintains an unhurried attack frequency and "paddling" aboveboard, not in a hurry to decide the winner. Anyway, he absolutely didn't want to intervene in the battle between those two idiots, lest he also get the 'Halo of Lowering Wisdom' and become stupid.

—————

Ah, I was fascinated by accident!

On the other side, Nami, who was hiding behind the building, was also awakened by the gangster fight between the two captains, and then realized what she should do.

Although the house was burned down, the treasure of the Bucky Pirates must be rescued first. So·····

"Hoo, hoo, hoo,"

After finally getting rid of Luffy's entanglement, Bucky got up from the ground and looked at the straw hat on Luffy's head with hatred.

"Let me tell you, until now, the guy I hate the most is Shanks!"

"Because he destroyed my dream!"

Um?

As soon as the word "Dream" came out, Lu Fei on the opposite side also stopped attacking, and listened carefully to Bucky's story of "the past".

—————

"At that time, Shanks and I were still apprentice sailors..."

"But I'm different from Shanks and everyone else on board!"

"They don't care about any treasure at all, they only have illusory 'dreams'..."

Well, a group of dreamers mixed with a real pirate feels as abrupt as a psychopath mixed with ordinary people.

"The purpose of sailing is treasure, and capturing treasure is the greatest pleasure of pirates. This is the true meaning of pirates. Shanks doesn't understand pirates at all!"

(Shanks far away in the new world: Yes, yes, I am a four emperor, a pirate who knows nothing.)

"So after getting a treasure map at the bottom of the sea, I'm going to go out and do it myself..."

"But at that time, I didn't have my own boat, no sailors... So: when our boat snatched a devil fruit, but no one wanted to eat it, I stood up—"

"Did you eat that devil fruit?"

Facing Luffy's question, the clown captain Bucky smiled proudly.

"How is it possible! I just performed 'acrobatics' in front of everyone, hid the real fruit, ate a fake fruit, and then said it was just an ordinary fruit..."

"I have planned everything. When I sell the devil fruit, I will have the money to build my own ship! Then recruit sailors to find the big treasure at the bottom of the sea! But:"

"Damn Shanks! I suddenly jumped from behind, causing me to accidentally swallow the devil fruit and fall into the sea—"

"Although that guy fished me up, it also turned me into a landlubber who can't touch the water. I will never be able to find that treasure under the sea..."

"What, so Shanks saved your life."

After listening to the 'grievance' between the other party and his savior, Lu Fei suddenly nodded. ——It turned out that the other party was the same as himself.

"Are you paying attention to the wrong point!?"

"The point isn't that bastard ruined my dreams hey!!!"

"Forget it," Bucky, who gradually calmed down, split apart after saying a lot, and his upper body floated in the sky.

"Since I can't get the treasures at the bottom of the sea, then I want to get all the treasures in the sea!" He turned his head and looked in the direction of the burned ruins.

"Dare to touch my treasure—"

call out!

He turned his upper body and flew over there at high speed. On the periphery of the ruins, a girl named Nami was quietly preparing to slip away with a bag of gold and silver jewelry and coins.

"Even if it's a woman, I will never let it go!"

The sharp dagger in his hand pointed at the girl holding the treasure, and Bucky's shouts and killing intent came at the same time.

"Nami, put down my treasure!"

Um?

Just when Roman, who was "paddling" on the side, was about to make a move, Luffy was already one step ahead:

Boom!

"Oh oh oh oh~~~"

The upper body of Baki, who was rushing towards Nami at high speed, suddenly fell to the ground like a kite with a broken string, his eyes turned white, and snot and tears flowed down at the same time! Like a real 'Pain Mask' because:

"Bastard rubber, you actually sneaked up on me!"

That's right, before Bucky's lower body remained in place, Luffy kicked him between the legs! Severe pain was transmitted, and Bucky's upper body fell to the ground in an instant, trembling all over.

"Hey, our fight isn't over yet."

Luffy put his hands on his hips, with a righteous expression on his face. At the same time, he turned his head to look at the girl with short orange hair.

"Nami, put down the treasure. Otherwise he won't let you go..."

"I do not want!"

However, the orange-haired girl gave full play to the attribute of "money is not life", holding the treasure in her hands tightly.

"What I stole is mine! I won't let it go—"

"Hey,"

The upper body of Bucky, who was lying on the ground, relaxed and slowly floated up from the ground.

"How dare a thief be so righteous?"

"Stealing it is yours? Is there any law of heaven, and is there any law of the king..."

"Hmph, do you need to teach me a lesson?"

The girl named Nami sneered.

"These treasures are just snatched by you from others. If I can steal them, they are naturally mine!"

"It makes sense,"

Luffy on the side suddenly realized, leaving Bucky speechless. but:

"That's good, kill you! If you grab it back, the treasure will be mine!"

"Torn apart-"

His upper body on Nami's side and the lower body on Luffy's side instantly 'split' apart at the same time! Turned into a mass of scattered small pieces.

“Great platter!”

clatter——

Bucky's entire body turned into small pieces flying all over the sky, quickly dodged Luffy's follow-up attack, and then:

"Hmph, so scattered, let me see how you can hit me?"

"So,"

Bucky's head and hands holding the dagger flew towards Nami who continued to sneak away, shouting:

"Put down my treasure!"

"no way!"

Hmph, it seems that I still need to save the game. Roman, who was always paying attention to the battle situation on the other side, flipped his hand, and a paper throwing knife fell into his hand, making a gesture of surrender. but:

"Ahahahaha~~~"

?

Bucky's head in flight suddenly laughed wildly!

Confused others, Roman turned his head to look over, his face darkened.

It turned out that in Bucky's torn body, one foot was being scratched by Luffy in his hand.

? ?

"I will endure--"

However, in the next second, Bucky suppressed a smile and his eyes protruded!

"Oh oh oh oh~~~"

? ? ?

It was the sole of the foot in Luffy's hand, and he was pinching a piece of flesh and turning it 360 degrees.

"Don't go too far, Rubber Boy!"

call--

Another deep gasp! Roman felt that if he went on like this, the weather in Pirate World would get warmer.

The world is so beautiful, but I am so irritable. Not good, not good····

damn it,

Are you here for the fight or the comedy? Do you dare to be serious, do you deserve the title of pirate? ! !

Chance!

Regardless of whether the scene is funny or not, for Nami who is being hunted down, it is a good time to turn defeat into victory. She immediately smashed the huge package in her hand at Bucky's head flying in the air! but:

Snapped,

The strength is too disparate, the so-called counterattack is nothing more than:

"Cast yourself!"

Bucky, who was flying in the air, firmly caught the package that Nami threw at him with one palm! No matter how funny or nonsense it is, the pirate captain named Bucky is a 'strong man' with a reward of tens of millions.

On the other side, Lu Fei's eyes were serious, and he immediately put down his playfulness and rushed over!

"go to hell,"

As the head flying in the air uttered cold words, one hand grabbed the package, and the short knife in the other hand fell from the sky fiercely! Stabbing at Nami——

Boom!

However, when both Bucky and Nami were focusing on the treasure, Luffy, who was coming at high speed, kicked up and kicked Bucky's entire head into the treasure pocket, making the head and Nami The pocket flew aside together, and saved Nami at the same time.

"I said it all, our fight is not over yet~~"

When the dizzy Bucky 'gets up', the one who catches his eyes is Luffy with his fists clenched!

"Hmph, don't get complacent. Fall apart-"

Bucky's head yelled.

"Fit together!"

brush, brush,

Both hands and feet flew over in an instant, merging with the head as one! Apart from:

"Where's my body?!"

"Is that what you mean?"

On the other side, Nami tied a bunch of wriggling 'meat' with ropes, including thighs, torso, and arms... all of which belonged to Bucky's body. At that time, Nami, who was dexterous, 'packed' these parts and tied them up.

"I·····"

"Hahaha, as expected of Nami. Then: rubber, rubber-"

Facing the "pocket" Bucky with only the head, two palms and soles left, Luffy stretched his arms back quickly while laughing loudly! After reaching the limit, it bounced back suddenly.

"Bridge Bean Sack—"

"Bazooka!"

Boom!

“I will be back~~~”

Bucky, who was beaten by Luffy's "rubber rocket", disappeared into the sky, and the long series of screams that went away made Roman start to doubt his life. --why? Obviously, the 'painting style' was normal before...