The Paper Fruit Among the Pirates

"I'm so stupid, really..."

Roman raised his dull eyes, and continued.

"I just know that Luffy is an idiot with zero sailing skills; I don't know someone is the same..."

"I sailed the boat early in the morning and asked someone to drive it. He looked very reliable, with sharp eyes and a serious expression. When I made breakfast, I asked where I was, but there was no answer. I went out to have a look, and it was already bad. Knowing seas..."

Roman then sighed, unable to speak a sentence.

"Hahahaha~~~~"

Luffy rolled on the deck laughing, "What, so Sauron, you're a road idiot."

A certain swordsman who looked 'very reliable' opened his eyes wide, "How can you defile people's innocence out of thin air..."

"Innocence, you didn't say it yourself. Because you lost your way and couldn't find your hometown, and you had no money, you had to start a 'Pirate Hunter' business..."

Sauron blushed, and the veins on his forehead burst out, arguing:

"Traveling is not lost...Traveling! Can the matter of the swordsman be considered lost?"

Then there are some incomprehensible words like "death is like the wind, always with me", "the knife cuts the flesh, the heart cuts the soul"...

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If I knew it earlier, I would have left that guy Kebi behind.

Roman, rubbing his temples, forced himself to ignore the two nautical idiots fighting on the deck, spread out the chart, and adjusted the direction while calculating the position.

"No, I must find a navigator as soon as possible, otherwise I will be pestered by these bullshit things all day long..."

Do you still want to exercise? Do you want to develop the fruit?

"There is also a chef who must be recruited as soon as possible, and he will cook for these two guys every day - those who know are pirates, but those who don't know think I am a nanny!?"

Roman is trying to 'memory' while driving the boat, Nami the navigator, Sanji the chef...

Where are these two unlucky children now?

"Wow, Sauron, Romain,"

"Look, there's a bird in the sky!"

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"Don't bother me, why don't you say there are planes in the sky?"

"rubber·····"

"Rocket--"

Roman was too lazy to care about the excessive energy of Luffy playing tricks, and seriously considered the "danger" he would encounter later: Rogue Town, Sand Crocodile, Moonlight Moria, Sky Island, and... headaches.

With so many powerful enemies, do you expect Luffy to fail?

Absolutely not! It is Roman's character to act cautiously and make full preparations, otherwise he would not be alive now——

"Ahhh, I'm stuck~~~~"

"Help, Roman!"

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"What are you doing flying—"

? ?

Fly, fly, fly away...

Following the prestige, Roman looked at Luffy who was 'carried' away by a big bird in the sky, and took another deep breath!

Numb, numb...

Really numb all over!

"You're so stupid, aren't you, huh?!"

A devil fruit capable person, a guy who falls into the water is equal to death! In the vast sea, what is it that makes you have such courage to play tricks? ——Six-eyed flying fish! !

"Zoro, come and set sail."

It's decided, after getting that guy back, he must be beaten up with the 'Chain Saw Shield'!

"Paper Dance - Wing!"

clatter,

Two white wings made of paper appeared behind Roman, making him instantly transform into a 'birdman' and soar into the sky.

"Hey, hey, I don't know the direction~~"

The shout from behind made Roman, who had just soared into the sky, almost fall into the sea, and finally began to wonder if he was on the wrong boat...

call out--

Bang!

A piece of feathery white paper flew back and stuck on the deck, swinging with the wind, like a compass pointing towards the direction of Roman in the sky. And his receding voice:

"Follow the direction it's pointing at - I'll go after that idiot Luffy first!"

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"I'm so stupid, really."

Roman, incarnated as "Sister Xianglin", tried her best to "flap" her wings, and flew across the sky like a giant bird. but:

After all, he is not a bird, even if he relies on the paper fruit to gain the ability to fly, he can't compare with a real bird. Even if he tried his best, he was just hanging far behind.

What's more, it took only a few months for Roman to obtain the fruit, and the level of development is not enough to realize many showy operations...

"I hope that big bird is strong enough to reach the land."

Roman can only comfort himself in this way now, - if the big bird with Luffy in its mouth is exhausted and falls headlong into the sea... Roman, the 'landlubber' who also ate devil fruit, will really only I can stare.

"Why was I fooled into boarding the boat by such a fool?"

Although Roman complained, he tried to wave his wings behind him, and at the same time began to think about the solution to this "situation" in the future.

"It seems that we must get 'that thing' as soon as possible..."

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In this way, Roman chased the big bird and Luffy in front of him and flew all the way!

On the way, I ignored the three unlucky people struggling in the sea and flew for a long time. Just when Roman was sweating profusely, was exhausted, and already sighed "my life is over", a smear of khaki appeared in the distance.

land!

In an instant, both the exhausted Roman and the big bird in front suddenly accelerated! Just get there, just get there...

Boom!

Um?

As they approached, a seaside town appeared in Roman's eyes. And the big bird that just flew over the small town fell straight down with a bang and smoke, probably being bombarded by someone - of course, it also included Luffy who was held in its mouth.

"Good job!"

Seeing his captain being bombarded, Roman, who landed on the pier, clapped his hands and applauded loudly, wishing that the other party would bombard him a few more times.

Wonderful~~

"Hoo, hoo~~"

"That idiot..." Panting for breath, Roman looked in the direction of the 'crashed plane', then shook his head, "What danger can there be if we land on land?"

Go drink some water and rest for a while, and then go see if that idiot No. 1 is dead!

Speaking of which, it is really a serious question whether the Idiot II can sail the ship here smoothly...

In just a few days, the image of Luffy and Zoro in Roman's heart has been falling again and again, and it is about to fall below the lower limit. ——This has to make Roman suspect that if there is no one else, the tragedy of the two of them must be beyond imagination!

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"Hey, you are so strong, how about we cooperate?"

On the streets of the town, several pirates with bruised noses and swollen faces were lying dead on the ground, and Luffy patted his pants unscathed.

On the roof next to it, a girl with short orange hair was sitting, watching with interest Luffy who easily knocked down several pirates.

"Who are you?"

Facing Luffy's question, the girl held a scroll of sea charts in one hand, and circled the thumb and index finger of the other hand, making a 'money' gesture.

"I'm Nami,"

"A thief who specializes in stealing pirates."

"I have a chart of the 'Great Route' in my hand, let's cooperate."

The girl named Nami proposed, "I'll give advice, you'll be in charge of the battle, and we'll split the bill afterwards... how about it? Boss."

Anyone who wants to come, this girl is very good. ——I get 70%, and she only gets 30%. For the sake of her being so cute, it is not impossible to share another 10% with her...

"No, I won't cooperate with you!"

It's a pity that what she is facing is not a 'normal person', but a straight man of steel who really regards money and beauty as floating clouds... rubber straight man!

Facing Luffy who resolutely refused to leave, Nami jumped off the roof.

"Wait, do you want me to give you half of the money? Well, well, 28 points, no less..."

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"Hey, you separated from your companion?"

"Yes, Roman and Sauron."

On the second floor of the empty town restaurant, Luffy sat opposite a girl named Nami.

"Zoro is a formidable swordsman! Roman is a serious..."

Thinking of Roman, Luffy suddenly lay down on the table like a deflated ball.

"It's over, it's over, Roman will definitely beat me~~"

And it hurts to be beaten by him——

"Why, aren't you companions?"

"Because I was carried away by a bird..."

? ? ?

What kind of nonsense reason is this... Nami is speechless, you might as well say 'my bird was taken away' to be more reliable!

It seems that although this straw hat boy is very strong, he seems to have a problem with his brain...

If Roman is here, he will definitely make Nami more confident and remove the "as if" directly!

"Don't talk about that, let's get back to business:"

"With this sea chart, I can go to the great route to steal the treasures of those pirates. I believe that I will soon be able to save 100 million Baileys and buy the village..."

Um?

"Do you have a wealth of sailing knowledge?"

Luffy, you can call him stupid, he is really playing tricks a lot of the time. But when it comes to critical moments, he is always the best at grasping the key points! ——Just like now: In just a few words, he already had a clear understanding of the nature and strengths of the girl in front of him.

"Of course," Nami, a girl with short orange hair, had absolute confidence on her face!

"In terms of sailing knowledge, I will never lose to anyone."

"That's great, we are also going to the great route, you come to be our navigator!"

"real?"

"Of course, our pirate group is definitely the number one in the world—"

"Don't do it!"

? ?

"Tch, after a long time, it turns out that you are a pirate~~"

Nami, who was still enthusiastic just now, stood up with a bored look on her face, and waved her hand.

"Forget it, I won't cooperate with you anymore."

"Why?"

This time it was Luffy's turn to have a black question mark on his face. Why did the girl who had been pulling him to 'join' just now suddenly turn her back?

Could it be:

"Listen well, in this world, what I hate the most are pirates!"

"I like money and oranges,"

The girl propped her hands on the table, furious.

"I'm dead! Die outside, jump from here—"

"I will never get on your boat either!"

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PS: The website short has arrived, and the contract will be sent tomorrow. Looking for some investment, recommendation, etc...