The Pentium Era - South to North
Chapter 2165 A messy morning alone (Thank you, Eternal Emperor Yan!)
Early the next morning, while Zhang Xiangbei was still sleeping, someone knocked on his window and shouted:
"Brother Zhang, Brother Zhang."
Zhang Xiangbei recognized Erpi. He was lying on the bed without opening his eyes and asked, "What are you doing?"
"Something serious has happened. Come out quickly." Erpi said.
When Zhang Xiangbei heard this, he quickly stood up from the bed, put on his pants, and didn't even wear a shirt outside. He was only wearing a round-neck T-shirt. He walked over and opened the door and asked:
"What happened?"
"None of those trash cans are missing, they were all stolen," Erpi said.
Zhang Xiangbei breathed a sigh of relief. It turned out that this was the case. It seemed that Ma Touqin knew the people in their village. She had predicted that such a thing would happen yesterday.
Zhang Xiangbei looked at his watch. It was just past six o'clock. He asked Erpi, "Why are you up so early?"
"I'm going to ambush you," Erpi said. "These guys like to take out the garbage early in the morning. I'm going to hide and watch. I'll catch them when they're taking out the garbage. I'll punish them until they kneel down and shout. My grandfather."
Zhang Xiangbei didn't know whether to laugh or cry. It seemed that he had made a mistake in appointing him to take care of the garbage. For this alone, with such a trivial power, this guy might make the whole village go crazy.
"Brother Zhang, let me do some calculations and basically figure out which families steal trash cans. Do you want me to go to each house and search them?" Erpi asked.
Zhang Xiangbei was startled and said quickly: "No, no, Erpi, you go back first. You don't have to worry about this matter. I'll discuss it with Director Jiao and Secretary Pang when they come later."
Erpi was greatly disappointed and immediately discouraged. He had already planned on the way here. As long as Zhang Xiangbei gave the order, he would rush back to the village and kick the door open, especially those whose husbands were out of town. Those lazy women who were working part-time were still in bed. After he kicked in the door and entered, he would block them on the bed and ask them if they stole the trash can.
"What about those who still litter? Will they be caught?" Erpi asked.
Zhang Xiangbei said quickly: "No, no, now there are no more trash cans. Of course, people still have to dump them in the same place, right? Also, you don't have to worry about this. You just clean up the trash."
"Die Mao, what use do I have as the deputy village chief?" Erpi cursed.
Zhang Xiangbei smiled bitterly, never expecting that Erpi would take his joke seriously. What right did he have to come here and appoint a deputy village chief?
But Erpi is in high spirits now, so he shouldn't hit him too hard. If the blow is too severe, this guy might give up and go back to his original self.
Zhang Xiangbei bit the bullet and said to Erpi: "Look, you are also a cadre now. What do cadres do? They talk but don't do anything. Have you ever seen Secretary Pang working in the fields, right? And how can I do that?" To be a good cadre, you need to hold more meetings, and you have to hold meetings to study even the smallest things. For example, if a big thing like a trash can was stolen, why don't we hold meetings and study it over and over again?"
Erpi was doubtful and asked: "When will we have a meeting to study it?"
"We have to wait until Director Jiao and Secretary Pang are present, so you can't act rashly now, otherwise it will violate organizational disciplines. Do you understand?" Zhang Xiangbei said.
"Diaomao, then I walked over and saw them falling, so I just turned a blind eye." Erpi said.
"Yes, that's it, go back."
Erpi turned around and walked back. As soon as he walked down the steps, he turned around and asked, "Are wages paid today?"
This is certain. Zhang Xiangbei told Ma Damu yesterday, and Zhang Xiangbei was right: "When Accountant Ma comes to work later, you can go to him to collect yesterday's salary."
"Okay, I'll go guard the door of Ma Damu's house. When he comes to work, I'll follow him." Erpi turned around and walked outside.
Zhang Xiangbei turned around and went back, and saw Xiang Yiyun leaning against the door and looking at him, laughing. She was on her side. She heard Erpi's cry, saying that something big had happened, and got up. , walked past Bu's side, heard the conversation between Zhang Xiangbei and Erpi, knew the whole story, and kept laughing inside.
She didn't want to meet Erpi, especially when Erpi saw her coming out of Zhang Xiangbei's room, she didn't come out. She didn't walk to the door until Erpi left.
"In the end, he still relied on him, right?" Xiang Yiyun asked.
Zhang Xiangbei scratched his head: "Troublesome, really troublesome."
Xiang Yiyun laughed: "You deserve it, you asked for it."
Zhang Xiangbei smiled bitterly and shook his head.
Xiang Yiyun said: "However, Erpi can be used. He is so motivated. If we really appoint him as a health supervisor, he might really be able to manage the health of the village well. Think about it. If someone dumps rubbish indiscriminately, is it annoying to have Erpi come to your door? Why don’t we just stop dumping rubbish?"
"Yes, fighting fire with poison can be used." Zhang Xiangbei shouted, "I'll discuss it with Lao Jiao and Lao Pang later."
"Aren't you going to sleep?" Xiang Yiyun asked.
"Where can I still sleep?" Zhang Xiangbei said.
"I'll make whatever you want to eat in the morning." Xiang Yiyun said.
"Porridge, can I?"
"Do you want salted duck eggs and pickled mustard?"
Zhang Xiangbei nodded repeatedly and said, "Where did the salted duck eggs come from? I didn't see any salted duck eggs in the refrigerator."
Xiang Yiyun smiled and said: "You have only seen the refrigerator a few times. Did you know that the refrigerator can change? Besides, do you need to put the salted duck eggs in the refrigerator?"
Zhang Xiangbei chuckled.
At around seven o'clock, Ma Touqin came, but Erpi hadn't arrived yet. Ma Touqin climbed onto the ladder alone and continued to write the slogan that she had not finished yesterday. When Xiang Yiyun saw it, he quickly went over to help her. Holding on to the ladder, the wooden ladder was too old.
Two people, one on the ladder and one below, were chatting.
Before eight o'clock, Ma Touqin finished writing and went to clean the brush. Xiang Yiyun saw Ma Damu coming in from the door with a sad face and carrying a handbag. Erpi followed behind him and said hello to Yiyun and Ma Damu:
"Accountant Ma, so early?"
Ma Damu sighed and said, "I can't help it. I got pestered by this guy early in the morning and asked for my salary."
Xiang Yiyun laughed, and Erpi shouted: "Ma Damu, you are not a woman, what is there to do with you? I was just waiting for you at the door of your house, and I didn't rush you. Your wife is so stingy that she didn't even bother to eat breakfast. Don’t call me.”
Ma Damu scolded: "Are you fucking waiting? Are you waiting for someone to sit on the doorstep of my house? When I go to the toilet, you ask me when I come in and out. When can I get paid?"
Zhang Xiangbei came out of the room and laughed when he heard Ma Damu's words. He quickly cupped his hands towards him, meaning I'm sorry, I'm the one who caused you trouble.
When they got here, Erpi was eager to get the money, but Ma Damu deliberately took his time and didn't even go to the office. He stood chatting with Zhang Xiangbei and Xiang Eyun. The three of them admired and praised the slogan Ma Touqin had just written.
Erpi stood aside for a while. Ma Touqin came back after washing his pen. When he saw Erpi, he cursed: "I asked you to help the ladder. Where are you? You didn't come until the words were finished?"
When Erpi saw Ma Touqin, his scalp tightened and he muttered: "I'm going to find Ma Damu."
"Why are you looking for Uncle Ma so early in the morning? Oh, I understand. Do you want to get a salary? Why are you only thinking about money? You haven't done any work, so what salary can you get?"
Erpi argued, "I received yesterday's salary, and Brother Zhang promised me."
"The same applies to anyone who promises you." Ma Touqin said, "You have to finish what you should do today. Do you understand? If you are not honest today, you will be expelled. The person who is expelled will be deducted. Salary, do you know? The money has been given to you, so what’s the deduction? Oh, no wonder, you, a gangster, have never worked and don’t know the rules of working."
Zhang Xiangbei, Xiang Yiyun and Ma Damu all stood there, watching Ma Touqin fight Erpi. Erpi was snatched away by Ma Touqin. He felt a little uneasy as he spoke. Ma Touqin continued to scold:
"The ladder didn't come to help. When you got here, did you check the toilet? Go quickly and clean the toilet for today, and then come back to collect yesterday's salary."
Erpi said "Oh" and without even saying hello to Zhang Xiangbei, he ran into Zhang Xiangbei's room, took off the suit and hung it up. He was still wearing a sweatshirt and shorts with holes inside, but the shorts It was no longer the same one with holes yesterday, so I quickly ran to the toilet.
Several people here couldn't help it anymore, they all laughed and said to Evian:
"Ma Touqin, you are probably the second person Erpi fears."
Lao Jiao arrived on his bicycle with Li Shengfeng on his back. Almost at the same time, Pang Shuangxi also arrived. He asked Yiyun to tell them whether they had to remove all the wooden bars leading to the second floor, use the second floor for use, and use the next door. Everything in this classroom was moved upstairs, and this room was also used as an office.
"Okay, okay." Pang Shuangxi said, "Originally, there was no one here at night, so I was afraid that children would run up and urinate and defecate upstairs. Now that you are here, of course you can open it. I will let Erpi dismantle it later." , move everything upstairs, we should continue our division of labor, do you think it’s okay, Mr. Zhang?”
Zhang Xiangbei looked at his watch and said, okay, let's hold a regular company meeting first and come over right away.
Pang Shuangxi nodded.
Pang Shuangxi and the others went to the office. Zhang Xiangbei and Xiang Yiyun walked back to their rooms. They sat down in front of the desk, opened their laptops, connected to the company's conference room, and started the meeting.
As the meeting was going on, Wu Huan and others saw a man wearing a ripped sweatshirt appear behind Zhang Xiangbei. He looked into the camera slyly, but Zhang Xiangbei pushed him away. After walking away, putting on a suit and going out, Wu Huan asked:
"Mr. Zhang, who is this? Why are you in your room?"
Zhang Xiangbei was a little embarrassed and didn't know how to answer. Xiang Yiyun laughed and said to Wu Huan and others: "This is a legend."
Erpi walked into the village committee office, and Pang Shuangxi asked, "What are you doing here?"
"Diaomao, I'm not looking for you, I'm here to collect my salary." Erpi said.
Ma Damu took his handbag, opened the zipper, took out a payment form from the bag, and asked Erpi to sign, and Erpi signed it seriously.
Ma Damu then took out a wad of money, large and small, from his bag, took out a fifty-yuan note and a ten-yuan note, and handed them to Erpi.
Erpi kept looking at Ma Damu and asked, "Has this money always been in your bag?"
Ma Damu rolled his eyes at him: "If it's not in my bag, will it be in your bag?"
"Diaomao, it's in your bag. You didn't give it to me when I was at your house, and you want me to follow you here?" Erpi asked.
Ma Damu snorted, looked at Erpi sideways and asked, "Can this be the same? What does it mean to give you money at home? I borrowed it from you? When I give it to you here, this is my salary, do you understand?" "
Pang Shuangxi and Li Shengfeng laughed, and Lao Jiao shook his head.
Ma Damu said: "Erpi, you are doing better than me now. My subsidy is only one-third of yours, and you are still in arrears."
Erpi chuckled.
Pang Shuangxi said: "Erpi, your income has caught up with mine."
"Dick hair." Erpi rolled his eyes at him, "I asked you to clean the toilet, will you do it? Go sweep pig shit in the village, will you go? If you have the guts, go now, I will give you this salary You, you idiot, will cross your legs and talk about research and discussions all day long."
"It's the other way around, Erpi, do you think someone is supporting you?" Pang Shuangxi scolded.
Li Shengfeng laughed: "Well done, Erpi, you have done a good job with these words, I support you."
Pang Shuangxi glared at Li Shengfeng, and Lao Jiao smiled hoho:
"Erpi, you did a good job cleaning the toilet. It has never been so clean. Do a good job. If this keeps up, you will earn your own wages and you won't have to worry about food and clothing, right?"
"I understand, thank you, uncle." Erpi and Lao Jiao said.
Ma Damu looked at Pang Shuangxi and said to everyone: "Now in the village, there are two people Erpi is afraid of. One is Shuangxi and the other is Mr. Zhang."
"Dick hair!" Erpi scolded, "I'm really afraid of this Pang Shuangxi. He is a villain. He will really retaliate against you. I admire that brother Zhang, but can this be the same?"
Pang Shuangxi slapped the table and stood up. Erpi quickly ran away, and the other three people laughed.
Erpi put his head into Zhang Xiangbei's room and looked inside. Zhang Xiangbei had finished the meeting and was looking at the report. When he saw Erpi poking his head, Zhang Xiangbei asked:
"Erpi, what are you doing?"
"When will the study meeting be held?" Erpi asked.
"What to study?" Zhang Xiangbei asked.
"Are you going to catch those who take out the trash?" Erpi said.
Zhang Xiangbei had forgotten about this a long time ago. He only remembered it when Erpi said it. Zhang Xiangbei stood up, walked over and said to Erpi:
"I'll call you later and talk to you later. First go and dismantle the door to the second floor, move all the messy things next door upstairs, and clean the next door. That's all you can do today."
Erpi said yes, he walked in, took off his pants and suit, hung them up, and turned to leave when Zhang Xiangbei stopped him.
Zhang Xiangbei found a pair of jeans and a denim shirt of his from the closet, gave them to Erpi and said:
"This is for you. It's a little too big for you, but you can work in it. This is the village committee. If you work in shorts and a torn sweatshirt, people who don't know would think you came from the old society."
Erpi took over the jeans and shirt, grinning. He entered the door from Zhang Xiangbei, put them on the chair, and went out in shorts and a torn sweatshirt. Zhang Xiangbei stopped him and said:
"These are for you."
"I know."
"Then why don't you put it on?" Zhang Xiangbei asked.
"I can't bear to wear it. A pair of clothes and trousers for a big boss like you must be more expensive than a suit for me." Erpi said and ran away.
Xiang Yiyun came over from Bu and said with a smile: "Have you hit a wall again? Did you see that Erpi knows better than you? Don't think he doesn't know the goods. You still want him to clean the toilet wearing a famous brand?"
Zhang Xiangbei shook his head and sighed.
"Don't worry, Feng Shengkuan will come over today, and I asked him to bring over two sets of work clothes from 'Zhaixian' for Erdai." Xiang Yiyun said.
Thank you for the reward of Eternal Green Emperor Yan, Brokeback Mountain, Doll Tin Soldier, third from top to bottom, flipping through books every day, three o'clock in the middle of the night, and two fishes one at a time! Thank you to the evergreen Emperor Yan, Zi Zeng said, Binyang Aqi, take a look at leisure, evil orchid finger, lcs0001, End丶Hao, book friend 20180523112857605, book friend 20181130105305944, tianzonghong, empty as empty, Xixi Zi, Guandian Electrical and Electronics, Pingle The village is always happy and the breeze comes with a monthly pass! Thanks for all the votes and reading! Happy New Year to everyone!
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