The Pentium Era - South to North

A large group of people came to the "Splendid Qianjiang", saying they were having a bridal chamber, but in fact they didn't make a commotion. The reason was that except for Zhou Ruoyi, who was more sophisticated and very enthusiastic about the bridal chamber, none of her partners were Xiaowen. Wen Zai, the two of them can immediately heighten the atmosphere.

Including Zhang Xiangbei's classmates, they didn't know what was going on in the wedding ceremony. When they arrived here, they saw that there was good wine in Zhang Xiangbei's wine cabinet, so they all opened it and drank.

At the previous wedding banquet, they drank high-quality Moutai and Wuliangye. The other guests drank happily, but these foreigners drank in agony and didn't know what was so good about this wine.

When I got here, my eyes turned green when I saw the wine in the wine cabinet. I took out Hennessy Richard and started drinking.

The wine in this wine cabinet was given by Zhou Ruoyi and Sun Xiangyang. A bottle of Hennessy Richard cost more than 20,000 yuan. These guys drank it as water, and two bottles of wine were lost for just one share.

Zhou Ruoyi was so angry that she looked at them and cursed, saying, "Do you know how the Eight-Power Allied Forces robbed the Old Summer Palace? Did you see it? That's it."

Zhang Xiangbei said that the burning of the Old Summer Palace had something to do with the Eight-Power Allied Forces. It was done by the British and French forces. Zhou Ruoyi, thank you for coming from the museum.

Zhou Ruoyi spoke plausibly, but I just didn’t like to understand this, so I left the museum and came to sell vegetables with you. What is the difference between the Eight-Nation Allied Forces and the British and French Allied Forces? They both have high noses and blue eyes, no matter which country they are from.

"Illiterate." Zhang Xiangbei pointed at Lao Qiao and said, "The Eight-Power Allied Forces has him, but he doesn't have a tall nose and blue eyes."

"I think it's pretty much the same. The Japanese before liberation were all Japanese, and they all had to be beaten down together and chopped off on their heads with a machete."

Zhou Ruoyi said that other people laughed. Zhang Xiangbei's classmates, especially Lao Qiao, saw them pointing at themselves and didn't know what they were talking about. Lao Qiao asked Zhang Xiangbei, but Zhang Xiangbei smiled and did not answer. Yousong said:

"They are talking about you, flower girl, you are so big, you are dead."

Lao Qiao didn't even understand what these people were talking about.

There was no way to make trouble in the bridal chamber. Zhou Ruoyi said: "Forget it, you two are also old drivers. What is the bridal chamber but not the bridal chamber? Let's go. Let's just go to the disco. People all over the world will do the disco. These foreign devils That’s okay too.”

Xiang Nan couldn't say it. There were so many tables of wine, and I was serving them in front of them. My feet were almost dislocated, and I was still dancing.

Zhou Ruoyi glared at her: "Why the hell are you toasting and I'm not following you? You're tired from walking, so I'm not tired?"

"Don't go if you are tired." Xiang Nan said.

"I left too, I'm tired too." Yin Tao said.

Zhou Ruoyi shook her head, she said okay, you are all three-inch golden lotus, you can't leave, what the hell, let's go sing.

As soon as he talked about singing, there were even more people who objected. Xiang Evian said, "Didn't you sing enough during the meal?"

"No, I didn't sing a damn word! I was violently raped by Wenwen and Li Wei." Zhou Ruoyi said angrily, and everyone laughed.

During the meal in front, everyone else went up to the stage to sing. When Zhou Ruoyi was about to go up, she was held tightly by Xiao Wenwen and Li Wei, one on each side. Xiao Wenwen said, everyone has drunk, you go up and do it. If everyone is taken to the ditch, it will be a large-scale disaster scene, and it will not be a wedding.

This was because Zhou Ruoyi was out of tune too much, and her coloratura and vibrato scared everyone. They were even more afraid that she, a tycoon, would not stop holding the microphone and sing until everyone in the hall ran away.

Zhou Ruoyi was so angry that she said: "I won't go here, I won't go there, or I'll go to the West Lake."

Unexpectedly, her complaint resonated with her, and everyone said, "Okay, okay, let's go to the West Lake."

Zhang Xiangbei told his classmates that they were leaving and going to the West Lake to bring the wine they wanted to drink.

The students cheered, opened the wine cabinet, and took out several bottles of wine. Ding Yousong said, "We want to get some too," picked up two bottles of Maotai, and everyone went out.

Zhou Ruoyi and Sun Xiangyang said to take bags and take away all the water in their refrigerator.

Sun Xiangyang filled a bag with water, and Zhou Ruoyi said: "Snacks, snacks, bring everything you can eat."

"Aren't you going to let them go?" Sun Xiangyang asked.

"What's wrong with me? I've already cheated her into the house anyway. It's useless to regret it now. Her value has been greatly devalued." Zhou Ruoyi said.

Zhang Xiangbei laughed loudly and went south to fight Zhou Ruoyi, but Zhou Ruoyi escaped.

In the summer, the West Lake is full of people at night. Zhang Xiangbei and Xiangnan went to the lawn of Liulang Singying and found an open space to sit down. There were many mosquitoes on the lawn. Zhou Ruoyi brought toilet water from her car and put a bottle of toilet water. They were sprinkled on the lawn where they were going to sit to drive away mosquitoes.

Ding Yousong saw this and shouted: "You even have this kind of field equipment, fat man, do you often fight in the field?"

Sun Xiangyang chuckled, and Zhou Ruoyi scolded: "Little Siyan, be careful, if you sit down, you will get a pile of dog shit."

Zhou Ruoyi's shout made everyone awe-inspiring. There are really some people who like to raise dogs and take their dogs to play on the lawns of communities and parks. However, these people have very poor quality and never care about their pets. , will you poop on the lawn? It seems that it was right to put a sign at the entrance of the park not allowing dogs to enter.

The men all picked up lighters and lit them. The woman turned on the light on her mobile phone and also lit it. After confirming, she sat down.

In the darkness, there were piles of people sitting everywhere on the lawn of Liu'an Singying. Ding Yousong and Zhou Ruoyi said, "You can sing now."

"No, I can't open my voice without a microphone." Zhou Ruoyi said.

"That's right, your fancy out-of-tune and vibrato sounds are really indispensable without the help of a microphone." Ding Yousong said.

"I'll do it." Yin Tao jumped up and stood there singing. When she finished singing, applause and cheers came from the darkness around her.

As soon as Yin Tao sat down, singing came from the back and left side of them. Haha, this meant a challenge, but this person sang really well. When she finished singing, there was a round of applause in the darkness. and cheers.

Before the applause stopped, a man from further away began to sing. It was actually a bel canto style, singing "Return to Sorrento". He was very confident and immediately brought the atmosphere on the lawn into the air. The climax turned this lawn into a free singing venue.

Before the other party finished singing, everyone here was unconvinced and encouraged Xiang Nan to sing. Xiang Nan was also aroused and stood up. When the other party finished singing and the applause and cheers started to sound, she The sound immediately broke through the air, and the applause and cheers continued. The latter part was for Xiang Nan.

From time to time, people would wander over, take a closer look, and then move away.

Xiang Nan finished singing and sat down. After the applause and cheers stopped, the lawn was quiet for a while. At this time, everyone was probably secretly evaluating their chances of winning. Then someone was unconvinced and started singing again. At this time, The songs sung were already in French, making the singing sound spread out of Asia.

The man from South Africa was drinking and couldn't hold it any longer. He stood up immediately with the bottle in his hand. He sang an English song, and then someone responded with an English song. European brothers here, get up. , replied in Spanish and Italian respectively, this is the great gathering of people of the world.

The people on the lawn were all surprised. They didn't know who Zhang Xiangbei and the others were here. How could they have so many talents? In the end, people from several other places naturally formed a united front to deal with them together. They After one song was sung here, people started singing another one in other places. After the song was sung, everyone was waiting to see what other tricks they had here.

Unexpectedly, there are endless tricks here. Laoqiao sang a Japanese song, Li Boyi sang a Cantonese song very well, Xiaohu sang a Taiwanese song, and Xiang Evian sang a Gansu folk song.

Xiaohu recalled the time they had a singing competition with black people in the United States, and said to Ding Yousong: "Siyan, you can do it too, the Chinese version of nonsense hip-hop."

Ding Yousong actually stood up and sang, making everyone stagger while singing.

This spontaneous singing competition went on until past twelve o'clock before anyone knew it. Only then did everyone feel that they had had enough fun and it was over. When many people left, they even turned around and shouted at Zhang Xiangbei. They said here, yes, you are great.

"Okay, can we go have supper?" Zhou Ruoyi asked.

Everyone said yes, they were all hungry.

Then, there was a lot of chatter about what to eat. Sun Xiangyang suggested eating grilled lamb chops, but was immediately rejected. They said, why are we eating so much meat in the middle of the night? We don’t want to grow so much meat.

Xiaohu suggested eating spicy fish pot, but Zhang Xiangbei said no, he still had to take care of his international friends. They couldn't eat fish from rivers because they would be stuck with fish bones. These idiots can only eat sea fish without bones.

"Then let's go eat seafood." Zhou Ruoyi said.

Everyone said okay, let's go eat seafood. They all stood up and walked outside. Zhang Xiangbei said:

"Let's go eat hot pot. How about Haidilao?"

Everyone thinks that Haidilao is better than seafood. There are people who want to eat seafood and people who want to eat meat. It can also take care of international friends. It has no thorns. These guys are following Zhang Xiangbei in New Haven. Chopsticks I already know how to use it, so I have no problem eating hot pot.

We took several cars to Haidilao and sat down at three tables. Zhou Ruoyi looked at Xiang Nan and asked, are you happy?

Xiang Nan looked at her and wondered what she meant by asking. Zhou Ruoyi said:

"Can you write a composition? The title is "My Unforgettable Wedding Night"."

Everyone laughed, and Xiang Nan said, "Wait, it's your turn soon. You should prepare to write "I am a Happy Bride-to-be"."

Everyone laughed again. Ding Yousong pushed up his glasses and said no, Zhou Ruoyi's essay title shouldn't be this.

"What should that be?" Li Wei asked.

"It should be 'How I Became an Anti-Stress Warrior'." Ding Yousong said.

Everyone looked at Fatty Sun and their stomachs almost hurt from laughing. Zhou Ruoyi cursed:

"Fuck Four Eyes, are you looking for death?"

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