The People Walking in Dungeons are surely not Normal

Never despise any woman.

There is nothing wrong with this sentence.

I still don't understand how the Phoenix conquered this beetle monster that was evenly matched in strength with me in just a few minutes.

All I know is that after she quietly looked at the Beetle for a few minutes, she suddenly raised a milky finger and lifted it upwards, and said milky voice: "Stand up!"

The Beetle is like a pet that has received professional training for many years, carrying a tired and cumbersome body, and its six thin legs stand tremblingly.

"sit down!"

The Beetle's two hind legs were bent down, and the front four thin legs barely supported the balance. Like a pet dog on the earth, it sat down swayingly, and the sitting posture was actually very standard.

The phoenix excitedly danced onion fingers up and down, directing the Beetle to complete a series of difficult movements, and a small round face showed an innocent smile that only an idiot could show.

I am a little worried about the child's IQ.

After playing with the Beetle for about an hour, Phoenix took a straw stick he had picked up from nowhere, and knocked on the hard shell of the Beetle that was so tired that it collapsed on the ground. Her big eyes were full of worry, and she pouted her small mouth. , The grievance expression of crying made me feel worried again.

She looked at me with tears of tears, and said to me pitifully: "Xiao Zhi is dead..."

Xiao Zhi. .

The corners of my eyes twitched and the corners of my mouth twitched. Three black lines hung on my forehead: When did she give this beetle a good name?

Looking at the beetle monsters who were so tired that they were lying on the ground and pretending to be dead, but with a pair of big red lantern-like eyeballs and spinning around, I patted Phoenix on the head and said with a pleasant tone: "Yes, Xiao Zhi is dead. We will miss it well, are you right?"

Phoenix nodded obediently, tears hanging on his immature face.

"Well, let's find a cemetery for Xiaozhi, so that it can ascend to heaven happily, and live a carefree life from now on, okay?"

My tone was very inspiring, and Phoenix wiped away the tears and nodded gently.

Her well-behaved look gave me a bad feeling, and made me feel like a weirdo who abducted Lori with a lollipop.

I turned my head and stared at the pretending beetle monster, and found that it stared at me unblinkingly, oh, yes, the beetle monster has no eyelids, it can't blink.

From its pair of big red lantern-like eyes, I actually saw tension. Is this guy afraid of me making some strange suggestions to end its miserable life?

interesting.

The corner of my mouth evoked an arc, and a nasty thought floated through my mind.

Still stroking the phoenix’s little head with a pleasant face, I said with grief: “In order to make it no longer lonely, let’s throw it down into the abyss, OK, so that it can spend time with its partners in heaven~ Playing."

Phoenix, the big-breasted loli with a single cell, really agreed with my suggestion. She grabbed the beetle's unicorn with her little hands, and dragged it towards the edge of the abyss.

squeak. .

A faint voice sounded.

Huh?

The Phoenix took a curious look at the Beetle Monster and found that it did not move.

I coughed twice, pretending to be surprised: "What's the matter?"

"I seem to hear Xiao Zhi's voice..." Phoenix looked suspiciously at the Beetle Monster, and said to me very seriously.

"That's an illusion, you have an illusion because you miss Xiaozhi too much." I kindly walked forward and patted her on the head. I have to say that it feels good to photograph the delicate little head of Phoenix. I am a little addicted. .

Oh like this. .

Phoenix muttered and continued to drag the Beetle away.

I showed a devilish smile at the beetle monster, and at the same time, from the flustered and angry eyes of the beetle monster, I could see that it fully agreed with the statement that I was the devil.

squeak. .

Another faint voice, but much louder than before.

Phoenix stopped, she looked at Xiao Zhi suspiciously, her big eyes full of question marks.

squeak. . squeak. .

Life and death were a matter of life, and the Beetle Monster struggled to make a sound, and waved its two thin legs on both sides, gently beating Phoenix's delicate little hands.

Xiaozhi!

The phoenix yelled in excitement, rushed to the back of the beetle monster, and said cheerfully: "Great, great, Xiao Zhi, you are still alive!!!"

I curled my mouth and made a cut, staring at the vicissitudes of life in the beetle monster's eyes and the condemnation of my inhumane behavior.

"Xiaoyi, Xiaozhi, it's not dead!" Phoenix yelled at me happily, her immature little face with deep happiness.

Xiao Yi. . Xiao Zhi. .

Why do I feel so awkward, no, I have to change my name.

Is it Dayi?

This name seems to be similar to a certain physiological phenomenon that female compatriots come every month. .

Hey. . I covered my face and laughed at myself constantly: "I'm fine with a bug."

When it was confirmed that Xiao Zhi was indeed not dead, Phoenix jumped happily, then threw into my arms excitedly, and offered me a suggestion that left me speechless for a long time.

"Can I keep Xiao Zhi as a pet?"

It is true that many people in Hefeng Continent like to take some cute-looking monsters in the dungeon home as pets, but I always think this is a rather brain-dead behavior.

Not to mention whether you can tame these monsters, even if you can tame them, can you guarantee that they will no longer be dangerous and aggressive?

Short legs can jump high and bite your knees when they are angry, not to mention these fierce dungeon monsters.

In the interest of everyone’s safety, I tried to convince her: "Phoenix, the Beetle originally lived in the dungeon. If you take it out of the dungeon, it will be very lonely and sad."

Phoenix blinked at me with a pair of big eyes. After confirming my serious expression, he turned his head and said to the Beetle Monster: "Do you really feel lonely and sad?"

In the end, she learned my tone and said: "If you can, squeak once, if you can't, squeak twice."

Squeak. .

I slapped myself severely in my heart: Why did I forget this.

Phoenix turned his head and continued to stare at me with his big eyes blinking. There were dots of light in his eyes, inspiring my mother nature.

I stretched out my hand to cover my eyes, barely resisting the invasion of light, and said with difficulty: "Actually, I didn't express what I meant completely. You think, now we both have food problems. If we have one more of it, our lives Become more convinced."

That’s right, this is one of the true thoughts in my heart. As the saying goes, “It’s difficult for a rich man to be a man without money.” The current situation is that it’s not easy for me and this little loli to fight monsters and explode money. Coupled with a dungeon mob that can eat and drink, it will become more difficult.

In fact, I have another main reason, that is, I almost used conspiracy and tricks to send this beetle monster to heaven. Who knows if this thing with a good IQ will hold a grudge? If I really take it home, in case. Why did you give my little Ding Ding while I was asleep? The happiness of my life!

However, when I raised my head, I found that the little girl was lying on the beetle monster, she had already gone far away, leaving her whispered like a silver bell. .

. . I suddenly felt a desolation.

In the end, I agreed that Phoenix had taken in this ‘mobile backpack’ which had good wisdom and could afford to carry the Phoenix and a bunch of really heavy and useless props.

And gave it a beautiful and charming name like me: Xiaozhi.

Most dungeon monsters will not attack the same kind casually, which is one of the reasons why I took Xiaozhi in.

In this huge space and the rough and steep road, it is not easy to fight monsters. If you carry a heavy package full of props and coins, it will undoubtedly make things worse.

Many adventurers with a good income will choose to find a follower who can pack for themselves. They don't have high requirements for the follower, as long as they can bear the weight and run slowly. However, the follower also needs money.

Here I have to ceremoniously introduce our new partner, Xiao Zhi, a beetle monster with extraordinary wisdom. Compared with other followers, it is simply a shining star.

First of all, it will not ask me for money. Second, it can be satisfied by just giving it something to eat. Thirdly, most of the monsters in the dungeon will not actively attack it. In the end, its ability to carry weight is far behind others. Followers Ten Streets.

Phoenix is ​​obviously more happy than I am for Xiaozhi's joining. She can more presumptuously pile up the worthless and tattered props and copper coins dropped by the monsters, and push them to this'mobile backpack' all the time, and she, Happy looking around for other monsters to fight their fists.

From the fourth floor to the sixth floor, we saw Phoenix used magic once, either pushing the monster down the abyss with brute force, or smashing the monster into mud with his fist, which made me feel painful.

After reaching the seventh floor, the Phoenix finally stopped holding big and started using magic.

The monsters on the seventh and eighth levels are level three. Level three monsters can cause a lot of damage to phoenixes of the same level. If they attack a well-known location, they will be in danger of life.

I drew out the sword, guarding carefully behind Phoenix.

Level three monsters are not a threat to me. If I take it seriously, even if these level three monsters line up to charge, they may not hurt me a bit. This is the gap between levels.

I don’t know who made this level. I just listen to the chants of some magic sticks in the adventurer base: This is the unalterable truth formulated by the great God of Creation!

This group of **** sticks have a high belief in the **** of creation. When praising the great achievements of the **** of creation, they all have a passionate expression, eloquent and sputtering stars, as if you have seen it with your own eyes, and when you really call them When Qizhener comes, you will know that they are just a group of idiots dressed in lofty beliefs, and they can't even speak of the appearance of the God of Creation.

Fortunately, I don't care much about this. I only care about making money, upgrading, clearing customs, figuring out what is going on with the left arm, and discovering what the special reward of the God of Creation is.

Well, now I have added one more item, which is to watch this alive single cell next to me ***] Sister Loli grows up, and then throws her down.

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