The perfect creature of the second dimension

After school that day, Xia You followed Kirishima Dongxiang to the coffee shop, and pretended to order a cup of coffee and slowly sipped it.

This coffee shop, which is generally only frequented by Kaoru, is a little deserted, and there is basically no customer except him at this time.

So the teenager immediately started messing around.

A few minutes later, there was a loud “bang” sound in the store, accompanied by a word shout:

“Serve! Business! Member! ”

Koma Madoka, Irumi Xuan, and Kirishima Dongxiang, who were wiping cups on the counter, raised their heads at the same time and looked in the direction of Xia You.

“Uh…”

Seeing the three S-level and above staring at him silently like this, the young man felt a rush of pressure.

He laughed dryly twice and said

“I actually just want to call Dong Xiang-chan.”

Kirishima Dong Xiang lowered his head and asked casually while continuing to wipe the cup

“So, what are you looking for me for?”

“Uh-huh!” Xia You coughed dryly, frowned and said

“This cup of coffee you brewed doesn’t taste good at all!”

“Then don’t drink it!”

“Hey, is that how you treat your customers? Please be serious, otherwise it will be difficult to make money! ”

To put it bluntly, the girl finally walked out of the counter and came to Xia You’s side.

“Coffee is not good?” She asked.

Xia You moved the cup and motioned for the girl to take a sip herself.

Kirishima Dong Xiang did not doubt him, took a small sip, and then put down the cup, with a puzzled look on his face:

“I didn’t add salt as sugar.”

“It turns out that you still have a black history of putting salt…” Xia You raised his eyebrows, and then laughed while patting the table

“Hahaha, I have very unfortunate news for you… Just now I accidentally spat a lot of saliva in the coffee… Hahahaha-”

The laughter stopped abruptly here.

Because the girl dunked the entire cup on top of the boy’s head.

“Che, obviously at noon said let me try to resist you…”

Feeling the brown soup drenched himself, Xia You cut it and muttered in a low voice:

“What a stingy woman!”

Hearing his words, Kirishima Dong Xiang put his hands in his waist and looked angry:

“I don’t seem to have said I won’t fight back, do I?”

…………

Time passed gradually.

Since then, Xia You has sat in an antique coffee shop almost every day after school.

The business of this store… These days are really very deserted, and it is almost doubtful whether it will be able to continue to open normally tomorrow.

However, after half a month, the business of the coffee shop has improved again.

Today, as soon as Xia You and Dong Xiang arrived at the store, after pushing the door in, they immediately felt a lively atmosphere.

Inside it was almost full.

Dong Xiang glanced at the customers in the store, and suddenly subconsciously made a look at Xia You beside him, signaling him to hurry out.

The meaning of this is already obvious, most of the customers who are coming to the store now should be of the same species.

The girl is worried about the life of this “delicious ordinary human”.

After making a look, the girl’s heart was stunned again.

What am I doing….

If this guy who knows our identity is quietly killed by other species, then this result should be beneficial to everyone in the coffee shop, right?

Although I think so in my heart.

But the girl named Kirishima Dongxiang, as long as she recalled the ordinary daily life that the two had experienced together these days, the road they had walked, and the words they had passed, sometimes speaking coldly to him, he still smiled with a gentle expression.

Occasionally, this guy will make jokes with a little ambiguity, which makes people angry and feel a blushing heartbeat.

As soon as she thought of this, her heart began to worry involuntarily, which was a completely inexplicable feeling.

When the girl was in a conflicted mood, Xia You was pretending to be stupid, not only ignoring her eyes, but also taking care of herself to find a seat and sit down, and ordered a cup of coffee as usual.

Such behavior made Dong Xiang, who was already in a complicated mood, even more angry, and even when he served coffee, he slammed heavily, causing a “bang” sound.

The coffee liquid almost splashed all over the table.

In addition to Xia You, there are other human customers in the store, so the girl’s hint cannot be very clear.

But just now, he had obviously made his eyes, and as a result, this teenager, who had always been very clever, now did not open his mind like an elm head….

Alas.

With a feeling of contradiction and worry, Dong Xiang silently glanced at the young man.

Seeing that his expression was still leisurely and relaxed until now, the girl finally couldn’t help but walk over, quietly bent down, and whispered a reminder in his ear

“Hurry up, there are a lot of Kaoru in the store now!”

“Yes?”

Xia You’s heart warmed, but his face showed an innocent expression, shrugged his shoulders, and said:

“But I get along well with you, Sister Xuanxuan, and Uncle Furuma, and you are not scary at all.”

The purpose of his coming every day is not only to soak the heroine, but also to upgrade the level of the business waiting for him.

If it’s gone now, then raise a fart!

“Then forget it.”

Hearing him say this, the girl showed a sneer and gambled and said:

“You humanoid big cake, just stay here, I hope you don’t cry and call mom later!”

Xia You smiled and looked at the girl’s departing back and touched her chin.

“Dong Xiang-chan, is this Tsundere?”

The teenager suddenly felt that in the previous period of calm daily life, he seemed to have unconsciously taken the heroine of the plot into his hands….