"The teacher doesn't know! At the beginning, you told me that the most important thing about an article is to have a title that can shock most people! How shocked I was! Even to question you beyond measure. "
Whoa, whoa!"
But everything that happened later confirmed that what you said was true! Readers will voluntarily turn their gaze when they see a headline that is controversial enough! Even if it's ridiculous and anti-intellectual! It's like being poisoned. "
Whoa, whoa!"
"I can have such an achievement today, but it is all thanks to you, Mr. Lorob! Thank you so much! "
Whoa, whoa!"
How to say, there is a strange scene in the first cafeteria of the Imperial Cultivation School today.
In the center of the dining area of the first cafeteria, Toya Wuyan, who is regarded by the students of the academy as one of the seven dangers of the academy, is chattering with a lady with dragon horns.
But the strange thing is that the lady who was entangled by Wuyan didn't seem to care about the words of the person in front of her at all.
It is not an exaggeration to say that he is deaf to what is in front of him, and he is dedicated to cooking only for dry food.
Hawkers! In fact, Chabrolob can't be blamed for this matter, she came to the cafeteria to cook herself.
Although there are some small (big) problems in the middle, the essence of her cooking person remains the same.
In a short period of time, by eating a large amount of food, she stopped the hunger in her body.
The most important thing is to stop her stomach from screaming!
As for this guy in front of you!?
As troublesome as it may seem, that's after you've eaten your fill.
Only by eating and drinking well can you go all the way.
And Wuyan, as a meal ticket picked up for nothing, is still very good.
After all, when ordinary people saw the mountain of rice plates around Chabrolob, they would probably be frightened overnight, oh no, and hurriedly fled with their pale wallets.
Only Wuyan, who is making money every day because of the monopoly of operating the "Imperial Cultivation Academy Newspaper", can not change her face.
After all, this meal money is not even as much as the cost of raising paparazzi for a day.
And in Wuyan's eyes, Chabrolo is worth more than those paparazzi.
She knew that Chablorob still had a lot of whimsical things hidden in his heart.
In addition to "UC Shock Body", there are also "Forced Story Collection", "Jubo True Words", "D Station Tearing Story", "Silin Brainwashing Body"...
The glimpse of Chablolob's explanation made Wuyan think about it every day.
It's rare to catch Chablolob today, and if she doesn't take out all the things in her stomach, Wuyan won't let her go.
Wuyan's thoughts, as the object of persecution, Chabrolob naturally understands it very well.
After all, Wuyan came to her for two days in three days to offer her courtesy, and fools knew what she wanted to do.
But although Chabrolob is murderous and tyrannical, she still thinks she is a good demon king.
Chablolob, who had experienced the information explosion world in his previous life, understood the dangers of these things too well!
If she told the gossip queen in front of her about what was in her head.
With the other party's action, she has no doubt that the other party can quickly put it into practice, and then do a ruthless job that shocks the world.
That scene may be even more terrifying than that of her, the Demon King.
The guy in front of her is dead, she finally escaped from the mortal flag, she doesn't want to die.
She'd better find a way to secretly anoint the soles of her feet.
Rice trays flowed wildly in Chabrolob's hands, and thoughts were also spinning wildly in her mind.
Finally, after eating the last rice plate and making a jump, knock the empty rice plate to the high rice plate mountain.
Chablorob's mind was like a slot machine lottery pressing the pause button, and loose thoughts began to connect, and a complete escape idea was born.
"Uh-huh!"
Chablorob coughed, both to clear her throat so that she could prepare her speech, and also to divert the attention of the endless Wuyan.
Sure enough, as soon as Chabrolob raised her arm, Wuyan immediately turned her head, and there were adoring star eyes in her eyes.
"Ahh Master Lorob! You're finally done with the meal! How does it feel! The taste is not suitable! Anyway, Master, you eat so much! It's a dragon! Do you want to add a little more..."
Although there was still a buzzing sound in his ears like mosquitoes and flies, he finally didn't let Wuyan pay attention to the essence of "UC Shock Body".
And then it's time for Chabrolob to perform.
The first type of brave flow of words, grasp the initiative.
You need to use a little trick to get the other party to take their attention away from the next thing, and then provoke it yourself, so that the other party can fall into your own rhythm.
"Ahh Wuyan, do you want to know what better reporting methods are on top of "Shock Body"! "
What! Isn't "Shocked" the strongest reporting technique? There is even a more powerful reporting technique than "Shock Body"! Please teach me, Master. "
The second style of the brave flow technique, while arousing people's appetite to arouse
the interest of the other party, they also express ambiguity! Don't say everything, infinitely improve the other person's cognitive desire and curiosity.
"Of course! You have to know that the reporting never ends, how can the shock stop, and the simple "Shock Body" is just a little Doyle! You need to know the truth that there are 800 side doors and 3,000 avenues!
"Oh! Eight hundred on the side door! Three thousand avenues! Although I don't understand it, I know it must be very philosophical as it sounds! I'm going to write it down! Master is indeed a genius!
Looking at the irrepressible curiosity and curiosity in Wuyan's eyes, Chablorob also sneered in his heart.
What an invincible media queen, it's not like to be fooled by the old lady.
Although the complacent Lord Chabrolob completely forgot that she had been fooled by a bastard warrior too many times before becoming a doctor for a long time, she realized that this brave man was fooling people with three axes.
Anyway, if all goes well, Chablorob's third axe will be a decisive blow, and if the plan is successful, she can escape from here.
The third form of the brave flow of words, fooling Dafa.
By taking advantage of the prestige accumulated in the hearts of the interlocutor in the previous two styles, as well as the strong curiosity of the other party, the goal is to fool the other party into acting according to his own ideas.
"Wuyan! I would love to pass on this supreme mystery to you! But you must know that this kind of thing cannot be recognized by others. Well, stick your head out. In
the middle of the call, Chablolob had already picked up the fork.
She had already thought about it, as long as she knocked on the other party's head three times, the other party's kind of smart person would definitely think more.
Then, in the middle of the night, the third watch came to her, and at that time, she locked the doors of the brave man's house, so that this stinky gossip girl would be messy in the cold wind in the middle of the night! Hahaha!
Chablorob already laughed in his heart like the bad girl character destined for gg in the anime.
She saw her win... bar.
"Let's all get out!"
With a smile and a clapping of Wuyan's smile, the first canteen, which was still noisy just now, suddenly became as if it was dead silent, and answered in unison.
"Okay! Minister!
Chablolob, holding a fork, strained his body.
She realizes that something seems to be wrong!
It's okay to come according to the plot!
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