The Pioneer of the Rebirth Era
Chapter 364 Pretending to be X
"Well, this, this is all gone."
No more!
The anger in the shopping guide's heart reached its peak in an instant.
"Pack up the rest of these."
Pack it all up!
MD, what's wrong with molesting my wife? The ones you mentioned are seven in total, adding up to nearly 40,000 yuan. Your monthly living expenses are 40,000 yuan. You eat shit, eat so much a month?
"Oh." Yang Dongxu exclaimed, "I don't have so much money with me."
Zhao Wei and Zheng Qingfeng took a few steps back in an instant, looked at Yang Dongxu in astonishment, and wanted to say that they didn't know this person.
The shopping guide was about to run away at this time, if there was a kitchen knife next to her, she would definitely grab it with one hand and give Yang Dongxu a few knives.
The "Baobao" shopping guide wanted to call the security guard to come over and beat someone up, but she got stuck as soon as she yelled a word, because Yang Dongxu took out the wallet from his butt pocket.
"Fortunately, I brought a bank card. You have a POS machine here. Calculate how much you need to pay for the card." Yang Dongxu took out a bank card and waved it in front of the shopping guide.
"Ah? What?" The shopping guide with fiery eyes was stunned for a long time, not knowing what he should do for a while.
"Swipe the card to pay, don't I pay, you let me take all these things away."
"Pay?" The shopping guide raised his eyebrows.
Looking at Yang Dongxu, and then at the bank card in his hand, he seriously suspected that the other party was continuing to swipe her.
"Do you want to brush or not? If you don't, I'll ask someone else to do it for me. This is not your performance." Seeing the other party looking at him with gritted teeth, Yang Dongxu was confused.
I don't seem to have offended the shopping guide, right? What does it mean that she looks like she can't wait to eat herself?
"Swipe, swipe, swipe, I'll do it for you." The shopping guide snorted and came to the POS machine next to him, as if he was slapping Yang Dongxu in the face, and stuffed the bank card into the cash register next to it like a computer plus a printer Middle: "Password!"
"What are you?" Yang Dongxu instantly became angry. I am here to spend money. What does it mean for you to look like a dead father?
But before he could get angry, Zhuo Qing'er next to him stopped him: "She may have misunderstood something."
"Misunderstanding?" Yang Dongxu froze for a moment, looked at Zhao Wei and Zheng Qingfeng who were keeping a distance from him, and then looked at the shopping guide, showing a sudden realization.
It turned out that I was radiated by my aura of pretending to be X, forget it, because of your good looks, I don't care about you, a chick. So he bowed his head and entered the password.
Seeing that Yang Dongxu really entered the password, not only the shopping guide was stunned, but Zhao Wei and Zheng Qingfeng beside him were also stunned.
Only Zhuo Qing'er came to his senses, and quickly took Yang Dongxu's hand to enter the password: "No, you don't need to buy such an expensive gift."
Girlfriend cooperating with acting? This was everyone's first reaction when they saw Zhuo Qing'er's performance. But only Zhuo Qing'er knew that this little money was really nothing to Yang Dongxu. Excluding the Millennium Supermarket, which is still expanding rapidly this year, Yang Dongxu's daily income from the Yang Family Banquet alone is enough to buy these selected bracelets.
"It's okay, I agreed to give you a present for your birthday." Yang Dongxu took her hand away.
"But that's too much."
"Not many, it's just right to change one a day and wear it for a week without repeating the same. How about we buy 30, so that one day and one month will not be repeated?" Yang Dongxu continued to run on the road of installing X.
It's just that as soon as these words came out, Zhao Wei and Zheng Qingfeng moved further away from him, and it was completely dark for the shopping guide.
It's not the same day after day, month after month. After a while, you don't have that much money in your card, and the old lady punches a panda eye, lifts your feet and lifts your vaginal legs, letting you spend the rest of your life in a wheelchair.
Ding!
After entering the password, click Confirm, and the cash register, which takes up more space than a big-ass computer, starts to spit out receipts.
In an instant, the air froze, Zhao Wei and Zheng Qingfeng's pupils dilated, the shopping guide looked disbelieving, and the security guard who was about to rush over not far away stopped in his tracks.
I don't know how long it took for the shopping guide to feel a hand waving in front of him.
"Hey, I'm back, give me the bank card, and wrap things up." Yang Dongxu kept shaking his hands in front of the shopping guide.
"Ah!" An ear-piercing scream pierced Yang Dongxu's eardrum in an instant. The decibel of the sound was definitely in the tune of HIC, and it was extraordinarily long-lasting.
"I'm going, you're a ghost. Hurry up and wrap things up for me." Yang Dongxu stretched out his hand and pinched the female shopping guide's face, and the pain brought her back to life instantly with a lot of strength.
The slight gesture of "you" made the female shopping guide's face turn red instantly.
"Does it hurt? So you are not dreaming, you are welcome." Yang Dongxu said without changing his expression.
"Why don't you pinch yourself?" The female shopping guide was ashamed and angry.
"It's not that I suspect that I'm dreaming. Well, if you're still worried, you can check to see if your machine is broken. If it's not broken, please wrap up my purchases and return the bank card to me. My girlfriend has a lot of things to do to celebrate her birthday today, so I don't have time to grind my teeth with you here."
Yang Dongxu looked calm, but he felt full of compulsion in his heart.
At the entrance of the shopping mall, Zhuo Qing'er was carrying a large bag of gold bracelets and watched Zhao Wei and Zheng Qingfeng, who were looking like a ghost, leave.
"I'll pay you back the money later, thank you this time." Looking at the smug Yang Dongxu, Zhuo Qing'er bit her teeth and turned to look inside the mall.
"You don't want to go back and return the goods, do you?" Yang Dongxu looked at Zhuo Qing'er: "It's clearly written on it that returns without any reason will be calculated at a 10% discount. You're going to return a lot of money for nothing."
"Is there such a rule in the gold shop?" Zhuo Qing'er asked in a daze.
Yang Dongxu suddenly discovered that this girl who used to be a thief like a little hedgehog can be so cute as a fool.
"Okay, it's really a birthday present for you, and you don't need to pay back the money. Otherwise, that girl of yours came to you the other day and found that your bracelet was gone, so I'm pretending for nothing?"
"But these gifts are too expensive." Although she didn't understand what Yang Dongxu meant by pretending to be B, she really felt that the presents in her hands were too heavy to accept.
"If you feel embarrassed, you can give me a kiss in return." Yang Dongxu smiled and moved his face closer.
"Wonderful idea?" Zhuo Qing'er gave Yang Dongxu a sideways glance, turned around and walked into the shopping mall. At this moment, she realized that the 10% discount for returning the goods without reason was obviously fooling him.
"Are you really going to return the product?" Yang Dongxu quickly grabbed her: "I really want to give you a birthday present. If you return the product like this, I will lose face."
"Who are you to give me such an expensive gift?" Zhuo Qing'er glanced at Yang Dongxu and returned to his previous hedgehog personality.
"Your boyfriend." Yang Dongxu blurted out.
Then he was stunned, and Zhuo Qing'er was also stunned.
The two of them stared blankly at each other for an unknown amount of time, and Yang Dongxu was the first to react: "Let's go, let's order a cake, tell me what you want to eat, today is your birthday, you will listen to your best wishes. "
Yang Dongxu pulled Zhuo Qing'er out of the shopping mall, Zhuo Qing'er let him just pull and stare blankly at Yang Dongxu without answering or speaking.
Headache, especially headache, as if the brain was split in the middle.
Scratching and scratching on the bed, Yang Dongxu wanted to find out where the sheets were. The temperature in the morning was still a little low, and he felt naked. He woke up at this time because he was half frozen.
But when he grabbed his body, his body instantly became stiff, and the pain in his head slowed his reaction by half a beat. The hand that touched the object subconsciously squeezed again, and then he realized what it was and quickly withdrew his hand and sat up.
After opening his eyes and shaking his head for a long time, he finally saw who was next to him, and then began to look at the room in front of him again.
How much did you drink yesterday?
Forgot, totally forgot.
I just remember that I took Zhuo Qing'er to celebrate my birthday, and told Du Fei not to follow. Then we ate first, and for some reason, we ordered wine and the two of them drank.
After eating and drinking, I didn't seem to be satisfied, and then I went to karaoke and drank a lot. As for what happened afterwards, I can’t remember the short film completely.
However, he was relieved to see that although the clothes on Zhuo Qing'er next to him were messy and tidy, he had taken off a lot of clothes, but the briefs were still firmly on his body.
There shouldn't be a storyline like drinking and having sex, but at this time Zhuo Qing'er's leaky breasts are really attractive, and it seems possible to add this plot.
But this thought was dispelled as soon as it popped up in his mind, it wasn't that Yang Dongxu wanted to maintain a virgin body. It's that the whole room is so smelly that it's impossible to brew any emotions.
How to make the house smell worse than the latrine?
The two drunks who have drunk too much and have no one to take care of them are the best explanation. Fortunately, there is no trace of vomiting on the bed, but other places are not flattering. Although the two of them don't have many clothes, the smell is really not Ordinary people can bear it.
"Okay then don't sleep, you wash first and I will wash first?" Yang Dongxu shook his head and couldn't find where his shoes were. Obviously he couldn't wear his clothes anymore, so he just hopped out of the bedroom with his trousers on.
The living room was also in a mess, a few empty wine bottles fell on the ground, apparently the karaoke was not enjoyable yesterday, and the two of them drank for the third time.
Fortunately, the balcony was very clean. At this time, regardless of the cold caused by it, Yang Dongxu walked to the balcony and opened the window to breathe in the fresh air, otherwise he would be fainted by the smoke.
Standing on the balcony holding a sofa cushion in front of him, this is a six-story residential area, although it is very new, it is a very conservative type of community. Standing shirtless on the side of the balcony is protruding enough, he doesn't want to be seen calling him perverted in briefs.
After taking a few breaths of fresh air, Zhuo Qing'er with messy hair came out of the room. When he saw Yang Dongxu standing on the balcony, his face was a bit unnatural, the sofa cushions were blocking the front but not the back.
But she didn't worry too much, but rushed into the bathroom quickly. Even Yang Dongxu couldn't bear the smell on her body, let alone she was a girl.
The fresh air brought Yang Dongxu back to his senses completely. Although his head still had some dizzy headaches, his consciousness was fully awake. So he leaned on the balcony railing and began to look at the room.
At present, the latest layout of two bedrooms and one living room, despite the mess caused by two drunks yesterday, the decoration of the whole room is quite warm, but the black and white photos placed on the table on the left side of the living room make the warmth a little more desolate , it was a photo of an old man with a very loving smile on his face.
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