The Pirate Garen

"That's good"

Miss. Put her fingers on Weiwei's shoulders with one hand: "Take me to get the money!"

"yes!"

Weiwei readily agreed, showing a loyal look on her face that dedicated her heart to the work club.

Then, Wei Wei took Miss. out of the office with both fingers, and walked through this luxurious mansion converted from the Klick mansion.

"Don't use your brain!"

"It's best not to let me meet that so-called knight of justice."

Miss. Both fingers were tightly attached to Weiwei's back, maintaining the best attack distance.

"no, I can not!"

Weiwei responded nervously, and then explained:

"That sanctimonious guy is actually a bloodthirsty guy, he has to kill every day to calm down!"

"Usually at this time, he executes pirates at the barracks."

This is not wrong:

The biggest benefit of Galen after forming Debon is:

You don't have to work hard by yourself to pick things up and chase the pirates to kill them. Sitting at home, the younger brother will help him catch the pirates (experienced babies) and come back.

Under Galen's signal, the soldiers trained by Dashiqi soon entered the stage of actual combat drills.

The first to suffer is the pirate dens around the Debang territory.

In the waters of the East China Sea, including the Navy, this is the first time that a large-scale organization that will take the initiative to eliminate pirates has appeared.

The initial effect of cracking down on black and evil is quite obvious. Da Siqi and his subordinates can catch many weak little pirates every time they set sail.

For the sake of experience points, Galen insisted on using the big sword to judge the pirates every time, and personally executed those evil people who were selected by the big sword.

Over time, Galen even got a somewhat bloody nickname among his subordinates——

Glory Executioner.

Weiwei took Miss.'s fingers around the mansion left by Klick for a while, and then came to an inconspicuous small door.

"Is this the vault?"

Miss. put her hands on Weiwei's shoulders with malicious intentions, and threatened: "If you lie to me"

"Open this door, and walk a little further to the vault!"

Weiwei nodded emphatically, and said solemnly: "I guarantee it with my life!"

As soon as the words fell, there was a restless sound of rushing water from the other side of the door.

That level of noise is like some beast in the water wantonly making waves.

Hearing this voice, the worry hidden in Weiwei's eyes was completely dispelled.

"Why is there the sound of water?!"

Miss. Both fingers were filled with suspicion.

Weiwei didn't change her face, her heart didn't jump, she just made up a serious nonsense:

"That man regards money as his life!"

"There is also a room outside the vault where man-eating crocodiles are kept as guards."

"nonsense!"

"Who keeps crocodiles as guards!"

Miss. Subconsciously opened her mouth to question with both fingers, but it didn't affect Weiwei's firm expression in the slightest.

She had to grit her teeth and say:

"You better not lie to me!"

"Otherwise you are dead!"

She pushed Weiwei from behind again, and softly reprimanded: "You go first!"

Weiwei nodded, then pushed the door open.

As soon as the door came, it suddenly became clear.

There are no crocodiles outside the door, no vaults, and no rooms.

Because of the upstart Klick's aesthetics and low-end design, there are many unreasonable things in this seemingly luxurious mansion.

For example, the back door used to link the interior of the mansion to the courtyard is as crappy as a dog hole:

It's just a small door cut out of an airtight back wall, which looks like a temporary defect made by amateur designers who didn't add a back door when they finished building the house.

However, although the mansion of the nouveau riche is vulgar, it will never lose the word "big".

For example, when Weiwei and Miss. opened the door with both fingers, what they saw was not a standard swimming pool in an ordinary mansion, but

A small lake.

There is a small lake in the backyard, but it can't shock Miss. Fingers, what shocked her was the vision on the lake——

I saw a young man wearing heavy armor and holding a big sword, treading water and running recklessly on the lake.

This is Galen.

It was only two days before he had a whim, and he came up with the idea of ​​practicing "light kung fu floating on water".

Moreover, it really made Galen practice successfully.

It's not that Galen suddenly learned how to walk slowly, nor that he mastered chakra inexplicably.

Even, this basically does not require any skills.

As long as Galen's body is strong enough, he can use the soles of his feet to exert a large enough force on the water, causing the acceleration of the water to change the momentum of the water, and finally causing the soles of the feet to receive an impulse in the opposite direction.

Being able to do this, it is not surprising to step on the water and run.

This is not nonsense, but has a scientific basis and is supported by papers:

Scientists on the earth have already demonstrated this problem. Experiments have proved that as long as human beings wear special shoes that simulate the flippers of some small lizards, humans can use their feet to push water at a speed of 30m/s to ensure that they will not sink on the water surface. This requires roughly 15 times the muscle strength of an average human.

Galen's strength has already exceeded 15 times that of ordinary people, so he can tread water without sinking without special flippers.

What's more, the average person will be exhausted and short of breath after a short period of time after bursting out with all his strength.

But Galen's unscientific digital body is a perpetual motion machine that never tires.

So after two days of practice, Galen successfully mastered the special function of running on water;

Garen could even run the Great Lane on two legs if he wanted to.

Such a strange sight made Miss.'s fingers feel very surprised, and she couldn't help being slightly taken aback.

Miss. Miss Two Fingers will be stunned, but Wei Wei, whose life is still hanging in her hands, will not be stunned:

"Galen! Save me!"

Galen, who was busy treading water on the lake, immediately realized, and turned to look at Weiwei.

"you!"

Miss. Both fingers also came to life suddenly, and when she raised her hand, it transformed into a large piece of sharp thorns.

Her expression changed drastically, and she shouted again sharply: "How dare you lie to me!"

"I want to see if that knight can save you!"

As she said that, Miss. raised her fingers and wanted to stab Weiwei's chest with the sharp thorn branches, taking the traitor's life.

Weiwei, on the other hand, was full of confidence and did not dodge or dodge, with a sly smile on her face.

Sure enough, before the thorns on Miss.'s fingers pierced Weiwei's body, she involuntarily changed the direction of her attack.

She actually looked far away, and rushed towards Galen who was in the distance.

Galen also jumped from the lake and landed on the shore, and looked at Miss who was rushing toward him without any sense of tension. He commented with his fingers:

"These thorny vines."

"Is it a superhuman devil fruit ability user?"

Miss. At this moment, her fingers are full of fear for the knight in front of her who she once regarded as a strong outsider:

First of all, the fact that the opponent can run freely on the water proves that his physical fitness is far stronger than his own.

Secondly, the other party actually has a weird method of controlling people's ability to move.

Can't beat and can't run away, it's almost a dead end.

But things have come to this, Miss. Both fingers can only rely on their own fruit ability to fight the enemy head-on.

She didn't hesitate any longer, and quickly strengthened the layers of sharp thorns wrapped around her hands, making them even tougher and stronger.

This lethal thorn pierced Galen's chest, but was firmly blocked by Galen with his big sword.

Galen blocked the opponent's steel-like thorns with his big sword, and his face was full of relief:

"You are the senior agent of Baroque Works, the ability user of the fruit of thorns?"

"Very good!"

Galen smiled lightly:

"These days, I always execute some little pirates with mosquito legs, and finally a big fish came."

The incomparably relaxed attitude and smooth performance made Miss.'s fingers feel even more lingering.

Miss. couldn't help but secretly scolded the intelligence personnel of the work agency with her fingers:

Even her full strength attack can be easily blocked, can this also be called "completely suppressed by the third-rate headquarters major in Rogge Town"?

False information harms people!

But it was too late to regret, Galen's great sword suddenly lit up and slashed down heavily.

Miss. Both fingers hurriedly produced more thorns from the body, trying to block the oncoming big sword.

But the moment the two came into contact, Miss.'s fingers felt that her abilities suddenly disappeared without a trace.

Miss. The thorns that emerged from her body with both fingers can be regarded as a part of her body, and the silence effect was triggered the moment they touched Galen's "fatal blow".

She could no longer control the thorns she had spawned, and she couldn't make more thorns. She could only watch the big sword slash towards her body like a shattering one.

Blood splattered everywhere.

This kind of ability user who relies too much on devil fruits has far worse resistance to blows than those with strong physical skills.

In just one round, both fingers of Miss. were chopped off by Galen's sword.

Galen looked at the half-dead Miss who had collapsed on the ground and said with his fingers:

"Do you dare to come to my territory alone?"

"Who gave you courage!"

"you"

Miss. With blood dripping from the corners of her fingers and mouth, she used her last strength to shift her gaze from Galen to Weiwei:

"You two dogs and men!"

"ah?"

Galen was stunned, so he looked at Weiwei and asked, "What kind of plot is this?"

"Cough cough."

Weiwei's face was flushed, and she looked around and said to him again:

"She, she has injuries on her body, and she is unconscious."

Unlike the pseudo-scientific man-made tornado that was questioned before, I not only have scientific basis for this water drifting, but also have thesis support (; ￣ェ￣)

The original paper can be found on Baidu Academic, and has won the "Ig Nobel Prize".

Well, it feels so good to rely on explaining skills to count words.