The Plane Merchant of Hogwarts

Today was another dark day, and Harry came to the kitchen listlessly. At this time, the three Dursleys were already sitting around the table.

Harry walked in and sat down. None of them raised their heads to look at him, as if Harry was a dispensable guy.

Uncle Vernon's big red face was hiding behind the morning's copy of the Daily Mail, and Aunt Petunia was cutting a grapefruit into quarters, her lips pursed around her long pony.

tooth.

God, life like this is so difficult. Why does Hogwarts have holidays? If only I could stay at Hogwarts all the time.

And what’s going on with the weather during this holiday? It’s been raining lightly every day for three whole months?

Without a heavy rainstorm, Rolf probably wouldn't have come to pick him up and take him to Hogwarts, right? I wonder if the bottle of Animagus potion he buried in the Forbidden Forest would have been stolen by some mouse? I hope they

Feed the mice juice!

Dudley was now sullen, looking angry, and seemed to occupy a larger space than usual. He was also the only one to greet Harry after he came in.

It's just that his way of greeting is quite special, with a heavy cold snort.

Aunt Petunia put a quarter of the unsweetened grapefruit on Dudley's plate and said in a trembling voice: "Eat it, little dear."

But Dudley glared at her angrily, because ever since Dudley came home during the summer vacation and brought back his final report card, his life had undergone very painful changes.

Of course it wasn't because of his poor grades, but under the report card, there were a few words carefully written by the school nurse, and even Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia couldn't find an excuse to cover it up.

Despite Aunt Petunia's cries that Dudley was just big-boned and that his overweight was just a temporary form of puberty obesity.

He also said that he was in the stage of development and growth and needed rich food and nutrition, but one fact could not be changed: there were no pants that he could wear in the school clothing library.

Yes, Dali was in a period where he was forced to lose weight, but seeing Uncle Vernon, you could tell that Dali must be genetically obese.

Hearing this word from Rolf's mouth, the first thing he thought of at that time was Uncle Vernon and Dally.

So, after endless tantrums, after earth-shattering arguments that nearly knocked the floor out of Harry's bedroom, and after countless tears shed by Aunt Petunia, a new diet regime was implemented.

The diet plan sent by Smelting's school nurse was posted on the refrigerator. None of Dudley's favorite foods: soda drinks, cakes, chocolate candies and hamburger steaks were on it.

The diet consisted only of fruits, vegetables, and what Uncle Vernon called "junk food."

In order to make Dudley feel better, Aunt Petunia insisted that the whole family follow the recipe.

Now she handed Harry the last quarter of the grapefruit, and he noticed that his was much smaller than Dudley's.

It seemed that Aunt Petunia thought the best way to cheer up Dudley was to make sure he at least ate more than Harry.

However, Aunt Petunia didn't know the secret hidden beneath the loose floorboard upstairs.

She never thought that Harry was not on a diet at all. When he heard the news that the whole family was forced to lose weight? When he thought of him living on carrot sticks all summer, Harry quickly used his magic watch to complain in the group and appealed

assistance.

Of course, friends responded immediately and positively: Hyde brought back a big box from Hermione's house, filled with sugar-free snacks. Maybe it was because Hermione's parents were dentists, so they were particularly concerned about Hermione's teeth.

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But it backfired? Hermione's teeth still grew unexpectedly? But if Hermione were in Japan, she would probably be very popular, right?

I heard that Japan likes this kind of weird teeth.

Malfoy sent a big bag of crayfish. It was said that he bought too many crayfish before. If he didn't get rid of them, his mother would not allow him to try the new dishes of the crayfish shop.

I heard from Marv that his favorite crayfish shop has launched two new crayfish products that can increase speed and defense.

Although these two were cheaper than the one that increased mental power, Harry had no intention of trying them because Malfoy sent too many and he was about to vomit.

He promised not to touch crayfish for three months after arriving at Hogwarts!!!

Hagrid was very enthusiastic and brought a bag full of homemade rock biscuits. But Harry didn't even touch it. After all, he had already learned about Hagrid's cooking skills.

Mrs. Weasley sent their owl Errol to bring Harry a huge cake and various flavored meat pies.

Poor Errol was old and exhausted. After delivering these goods, he rested for five full days before he recovered.

Later, on Harry's birthday, he received a total of five super large cakes, from Malfoy, Ron, Hermione, Hagrid and Sirius. So far, there are still two cakes that have not been eaten.

over.

Looking forward to a real breakfast back upstairs, Harry ate his share of grapefruit without complaint.

But what makes him more depressed is that there is still no news from Rolf, whom he considers his best friend.

Harry has always felt comfortable staying with Rolf. Rolf always helps him in every aspect, just like a reliable older brother.

However, after this vacation started, Harry heard from his magic watch that Rolf was going to travel to a flower grower. He could only say enviously: "Bon voyage."

Although Rolf often told some interesting things he encountered at the flower garden in the group chat, Harry silently shouted in his heart: "Go! I don't want to see! If you are a real friend, take me with you! ヾ(?

｀Д′?)? You’re so angry with me!”

Uncle Vernon snorted angrily, put down the newspaper, and looked down at the quarter of a grapefruit given to him: "That's it?" he asked Aunt Petunia angrily.

Aunt Petunia gave him a stern look and nodded sternly at Dudley.

Dudley had finished his portion of grapefruit and was staring hard at Harry's portion, his little pig eyes flashing with hatred.

Uncle Vernon sighed heavily, making his shaggy beard tremble, and then he picked up the spoon.

Just then the doorbell rang, and Uncle Vernon stood up from his chair with difficulty and walked toward the hall.

Dudley took advantage of his mother's busy tending to the kettle and quickly stole Uncle Vernon's remaining portion of grapefruit.

ps: Thanks to Rugu Hanjin from digital master 3724, for the monthly ticket for the overclocking pile driver~