The Plane Merchant of Hogwarts

After Rolf learned that the world he traveled to this time was the world of SpongeBob SquarePants, he had been thinking about a question: Who should he establish a trading relationship with in order to obtain the greatest benefits?

In Rolf's opinion, there seem to be very few sane people in this world. Let's not talk about sponge mats and fat starfish, but let's talk about the ruffian boss. He obviously has so many black technologies, but he is still fighting over the formula of Krabby Patty.

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If he were a ruffian boss, wouldn't it be cool for him to just use black technology to conquer the underwater world? But that's another story.

Originally, the first thing Rolf thought of was the boss, but to be honest, he was really afraid that the boss would ask him to give him the recipe for the Krabby Patties before talking...

"Thank you so much. You have really helped me a lot. You must come to Bikini Castle. I want to treat you to Bikini Castle's specialty - Krabby Patty!"

Faced with Lao Zhang's enthusiastic invitation, Rolf naturally agreed readily. Although there seemed to be nothing worth trading in this underwater world, wasn't there an old saying that goes, "Everyone comes, they come"?

Therefore, Rolf and the others agreed to Squidward's invitation with the intention of traveling.

Squidward led them into Bikini Castle from the front and greeted the neighbors enthusiastically, seemingly not paying attention to what they had beaten and scolded him about before.

Brother Squidward is really good-tempered. He forgot about being bullied so quickly? But an octopus can't ask too much of him. After all, the memory of a fish is only 7 seconds. An octopus should also be a fish, right?

Sure enough, after seeing Squidward, the residents of Beechburg all greeted them with smiles, seemingly completely forgetting the fear that the enlarged Squidward had brought to them.

They poured water and stared curiously at the three strange creatures following him. These three guys looked really weird. They all had bubbles on their heads. Are they holding big bubble gum here?

Rolf also secretly observed this strange town. A fish wearing only clothes was walking on the road, and houses of different shapes stood on the roadside. Some were a boot, some were a can...

Feeling: This town of yours is made up of a garbage dump? Then why is it called Bikini Castle? It’s just called Junk Castle...

"Brother Squidward, you are finally back. Where have you been these past few days?" When they passed by a pineapple house, a smooth voice came from inside.

I saw a semen sponge mat walking out of the big pineapple wearing a pair of cargo shorts, and greeted Squidward enthusiastically.

Squidward didn't seem to want to talk to him, and was naturally wary of him, but Spongebob seemed to be used to it, so he didn't care.

"Oh, Brother Squidward, is this your new friend? Hello, I'm Spongebob!" Spongebob expressed his warm welcome very familiarly after seeing Rolf and his group.

But before Rolf and the others could return the gift, they felt their eyes blurred.

When he reacted again, the sponge cushion suddenly teleported and ran to the bubble where Rolf had cast the bubble head spell. With a pop, the bubble above Rolf's head burst.

He shook off the sponge cushion in horror, and then hurriedly tried to cast a head soaking spell on himself, but he forgot that he had not learned the spell yet, so he could only look at Professor Dumbledore for help.

The professor also reacted quickly and cast a head soaking spell on Rolf. This made him determined to learn the head soaking spell as soon as possible and burn it into the magic watch.

After all, who knows whether it will be like this next time, when you step through the space gate and directly appear in an underwater world?

When Rolf came to his senses, SpongeBob lay on the ground aggrievedly like a victim.

He looked at Rolf with tears in his eyes, as if he didn't understand what he had done wrong to receive such treatment.

"Who is he? Why did he attack me as soon as we met?" Rolf looked at SpongeBob looking like he was in the tenth level of green tea. He had to strike first. After all, as long as he throws the pot away first, no one can blame him.

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"This is my neighbor SpongeBob. He may just want to express... his... welcome to you... yes, welcome!" Brother Squidward wiped the cold sweat from his head, "SpongeBob! These days

You are all my friends, you are not allowed to disturb us! Do you hear me?!"

After hearing Squidward's roar, SpongeBob's smiling face immediately fell, and he stood up depressed and walked back to his pineapple house.

They ignored SpongeBob, and Squidward quickly led Rolf and the others into his house that resembled the Easter Island statues.

But none of them knew that Spongebob suddenly showed an interested look in his eyes, as if he had some interesting idea.

Squidward's house is extremely inconsistent with his appearance, because you can't tell from his appearance that Squidward is an extremely delicate pig boy.

I saw that everything in the room was arranged in an orderly manner, and as soon as I entered the room, I could feel that Squidward was an octopus who loved life. After all, there were many plants, easels and musical instruments placed here.

Grindelwald looked at the self-portrait painted by Squidward with curiosity, and then compared the two. Well, he is an excellent abstract master.

In fact, Rolf already regretted throwing SpongeBob to the ground just now, because his second trading target was the squirrel Sandy.

Just from the oxygen mask, you can tell that this squirrel is no less good than the ruffian boss. After all, have you ever heard of any other squirrel that can go into the sea?

And...this squirrel must be in great need of the magic of Head Bubble Charm, right?

Just as Rolf was sitting on Squidward's sofa, thinking about how to find the squirrel, there was a sudden noise outside.

"It's not good, it's not good, the sky in Bikini Castle is going to fall!" The shouts of the residents of the town came from outside.

Rolf and the others looked out of the window of Squidward's house and saw that something was falling. It was obviously an oil leak.

I saw masses of black oil constantly emerging over Bikini Castle. These oils may not seem like much to people, but if you think about the shrinking spell before, you can imagine the magnitude of this oil leak.

Horrible.

Rolf and the others looked at each other, not knowing how to solve the problem for a moment.

I saw that the oil fell on a small building and corroded the small building without saying a word.

Just as the oil was corroding the buildings one after another, another change occurred...

PS: I've been a little stuck lately, crying in a storm, and I lost my outline...