The Point Guard is Here

Two hundred and seventy-nine: playing is the way of the world

Lakers fans have always been relatively sober.

They can eliminate the Portland Trail Blazers 3:2, which is already the biggest victory of the season. They dare not even dream of competing with the Houston Rockets, which has four superstars.

So, Fan Xi saw a piece of news in the Orange County Reporter at the airport that made him laugh: Jack, we hand over Hollywood beauties, please hold your hands high.

It's certainly an Angeleno sense of humor.

Compared with New York, the largest city on the east coast, Los Angeles, the largest city on the west coast, is more vibrant. After all... the old Europeans did not land here. There is not as much old-money here in New York, so they accept new things much faster than New York, and they are more open Just kidding, and more accepting of some weird settings.

For example... New York still has the reservedness of an old-school Broadway actor, and feels that the relationship between Fan Xi and Jennifer is no longer so pure because of the intervention of a third party.

But here in Los Angeles, what they are thinking about is how to make Fan Xie's already intricate love life more colorful.

They would even openly discuss in the media that Van Hee seemed more compatible with a certain actress, even though that actress was not as famous as Jennifer.

Listen, what are these... sweet words.

Charles Barkley even said to Fan Xie: Why don't you just go to the Lakers next season. Los Angeles is so interesting, so full of stars, in Beverly Hills, you can throw a stone at random, and you can hit a female star.

Fan Xi asked Charles Barkley: "Is my reputation so bad now? Why do you think I'm a playboy?"

Barkley is even more confused than Fan Xi: Isn't it?

Fan Xi muttered, it's all Kobe's fault.

Kobe Bryant's asshole was talking nonsense in Los Angeles recently, and this little guy can't hold back. He was tricked by the cunning Los Angeles media. The Los Angeles media asked about his relationship with Vanhey.

He said that he has the best and closest relationship with Fanhee, and Fanhee is his best friend. Then when asked what he envied Fan Xi the most, he actually said: handsome appearance, and the charm that makes women flock to him.

Little Kobe's words made Fan Xi miserable. Although what was said was the truth, it couldn't stand up to the media's fueling of the flames.

When the TV station found out those suspected scandals and compared them, it was sure that Fan Xi lsp couldn't run away.

In the past, the New York media used to protect the calf, saying that Fan Xibing was the purest man in New York, clean and untainted from mud.

Now... After all, the New York media is not so open-eyed and nonsense.

So, all of a sudden, Fan Xi had a little prodigal demeanor.

In addition... the old Nelson, who was out of shape after joining the Dallas Mavericks, actually said on TV that he would use Dallas beauties to attract Fan Xi. He said confidently that Jack could not refuse this kind of temptation, his The palms are large, and they especially like plump women, and Dallas is rich in these.

Old and unprincipled Don Nelson added to Vanhee's name.

This is probably the reason why the Los Angeles Lakers think that Fan Xi will hold his hands high because of women.

Fan Xi was very sad. He didn't expect that he was such a person in everyone's mind now.

Obviously two years ago, Virginia was the last pure.

When he was training at the University of Southern California gymnasium, a female cheerleader deliberately came to the door, rubbed his arm with her chest, and pretended to fall into his arms on purpose in a scene from a movie.

This made Fan Xi very sad, and he felt more and more that the open atmosphere in Los Angeles was not suitable for him.

With willpower like mine, I can't resist it.

Fan Xi had a clear understanding of himself. It’s just that it’s okay to rub with a giant panda, but I’m afraid that if I pounce on it and lick my fingers, or wear a miniskirt with stiletto high heels like in the movie, and slowly roll off my pants from below with my hands. ... Stockings... Just thinking about it, Fan Xi felt that his willpower was weak.

well!

I've been corrupted off the pitch.

Fan Xi was so emotional.

And, he felt...if he went to play in Los Angeles, Uncle Fan Leh would definitely be hollowed out by the folk customs of the Wild West after he came over from the East Coast. This is what hurt him.

Fan Xi was merciful.

Therefore, when he talked with Lakers general manager Jerry West, he said: I am not interested in playing for your team. And your team's point guard Van Exel is really a good player, and I can't match it.

Fan Xi is very modest.

But Kobe Bryant next to him felt very sorry.

The man was appointed by Kobe Bryant.

Little Kobe didn't expect that before he joined the Lakers, he would already be given the important task of general manager. He was actually appointed to find good brothers, and he even took him to participate in the whole process, without treating himself as an outsider at all.

"Jack, you come to the Lakers, let's play brother basketball together."

Kobe Jr. has already regarded himself as the Lakers, apparently getting West's draft promise. He is enjoying himself now.

But Fan Xi didn't believe that Kobe could play brother basketball with him.

Especially after he awakened the profound meaning of 'strike iron upgrade', the brothers who strike iron are more or less the same. With Kobe Bryant's "defiant" court character, playing brother basketball with him? Fan Xi had already played brother basketball with Iverson once when he was a child. It's good to have this experience once.

Jerry West also believes that Kobe Bryant's relationship can convince Vanhey.

However, Fan Xi refused even faster.

The godfather of the Lakers was very puzzled.

Didn't you say that Little Jack values ​​love and righteousness? Why did Kobe Jr. have such a close relationship with him, but he failed to impress him?

That night's game at the Great Western Forum may have given Jerry West an answer.

Although the Lakers sit at home, there are nearly 20,000 people in the arena, and there may only be a small group of fat people who don't understand the game who think the Lakers have a chance to win.

Although the Lakers have a better record than the Rockets this season, and they play at home, it seems that their lineup is not too weak.

The background of a wealthy family is so mysterious. Even though the Lakers have been so depressed this season, they still overwhelm the Clippers in the same city.

The gap between these two teams is like the rich and handsome and the short and poor.

However, facing the Rockets and their absolutely transcendent strength, their background is ridiculous.

The Big Four in Houston sat in a row to eat fruit. At the beginning of the first quarter, Fan Xie played BO consecutively. Under his tandem, the other Big Three were like gods coming down to earth... The bald gliders were all in the sky and remembered the run-up at the Great Western Forum 10 years ago , That was his lost youth.

Charles Barkley made Campbell desperate.

As for the Lakers' center Divac, he can be considered a good center, but when he meets Olajuwon's level, his little cleverness is not enough.

The score was pulled in the first quarter.

The suspense is lost before the game starts.

What made Jerry West and a row of Los Angeles socialites on the sidelines screaming excitedly was that Fan Xie played several heads-ups with Fan Crazy in the second and third quarters.

As we all know, Maniac Fan is one of the few point guards in the league who doesn't have a brain. He doesn't need others to provoke him.

For some reason, he had sex with Fan Xie.

His offensive ability is of course stronger than Fan Xi's.

However, the thing that pissed him off was that even though Fan Xi missed every jump shot, his picturesque posture still made those big-breasted ladies who didn't understand the ball exaggeratedly applaud.

Those noises were the biggest injury Fan Fan had suffered tonight.

"I thought my heart was as cold as an angler's hook."

Crazy Fan said to Fan Xi.

Both of them are surnamed Fan. Of course, Crazy Fan can also be surnamed Feng, because he is a foreigner, so it depends on how the Chinese translate it.

Therefore, Fan Xi said to him: "If you defend harder, you will destroy me directly. They will scream for you."

Crazy Fan is dubious.

Next, really go all out.

He went all out, and Fan Xi's blacksmithing value climbed straight up. Before Fan Crazy defended him with a single blacksmithing value, he only had a 30th iron value. Now his defense strength has been strengthened, and it has directly risen to 50.

Fan Xi was very happy.

However, Crazy Fan soon quit.

Because when he threw Fan Xi directly to the ground in a defense, the sexy ladies on the sidelines not only did not praise him for his bravery, they even stood up and called him an executioner.

He can't take it anymore.

"I feel like no matter what I do, they won't be able to applaud me." Crazy Fan said helplessly to Fan Xi.

Maybe get a facelift.

Fan Xi said so in his heart.

As the score gradually approached, Fan Xi stopped making wild shots. He stabilized his wave and used a breakthrough to expand the score to double digits again.

Halfway through the fourth quarter, the game lost suspense.

Both sides put on substitute players.

At this time, Jerry West decided to teach Kobe Bryant a little lesson: "See? Kobe, see those fans who are full of longing and humiliation in their eyes? They need a strong superstar to lead the Lakers back. Rise up, back to the championship sequence. I hope ... that person is you."

Kobe seemed to be ignited by this sentence. He looked around, and then his eyes fell on the front row. He saw an incredible picture.

Fan Xi was surrounded by the group of beauties, although they were wearing Lakers home fans, including Magic Johnson's jersey.

But these jerseys, which represent the sacred honor of the Lakers, did not curb their coveting of Jack Jr. at all.

That's it?

Kobe's eyes were confused.

But this...doesn't affect the teaching of Godfather West.

He said to Little Kobe: "Don't you want to be a man surrounded by those women? You are as handsome as Little Jack."

This sentence made little Kobe very useful, he subconsciously straightened his back.

Jerry West is satisfied, this is the result he wants.

Compared with the bleak situation on the court, he looks forward to a bright future.

Kobe is the future of the Lakers.

The logo man's vision is so vicious.

As a result, he will send away the best performing center tonight in exchange for a draft pick in the next draft.

The Lakers lost Game 1.

The Lakers lost Game 2.

The Lakers lost Game 3.

The Lakers lost Game 4.

There was no suspenseful sweep, and the Houston Rockets stood on the stage of the Western Conference Finals so easily.

During this not-so-long sweep, Fan Xi even formed a good friendship with Fan Crazy. This kind of friendship is mainly reflected in the fact that whenever the Rockets lead by double digits, Fan Hee will always fight with Fan Crazy for a while.

Moreover, Fan Xi always asked Fan Crazy to defend the strictest.

"It doesn't matter if I hit the iron, but your defensive posture must be highlighted."

Crazy Fan was so moved.

Fan Xie not only gives points in defense, but also gives defense in offense.

Good brother.

Crazy Fan was so moved that he almost knelt down for Fan Xi.

The world says my heart is as cold as an angler's hook, but Little Jack warms me up.

There is no better person in this world than him.

When Fan Xi's behavior moved even Crazy Fan, Rudy Tomjanovich couldn't help feeling a strange suspicion.

He secretly grabbed Fan Xi's sleeve, and after the third game, he called Fan Xi to the corner of the player tunnel: "Jack, don't you just buy gambling balls? Why do you control points in every game?"

Point control?

Fan Xi did not expect to receive such accusations.

He quickly raised his hands to show that he is a law-abiding citizen.

"I just want to practice shooting."

That's good.

Rudy Tomjanovich breathed a sigh of relief.

Then in the fourth game, Fan Xi simply practiced for two quarters.

Directly practiced a good result of 16 iron.

It also gave Fan Xi more than 800 points.

Earn a lot of money.

Fan Xi smiled like a flower.

Crazy Fan was even happier. His matchup with Fan Xi in this series made his reputation skyrocket. Although the team is being beaten violently, he is as steady as an old dog. The data of 28.2 points and 2.2 assists per game is completely a top scorer.

Most importantly, he gets a lot of credit for limiting Vanhey's shooting percentage. Everyone said: Crazy Fan finally exerted his strength on defense. Although he was late, it was better than not at all.

This made Madman Fan and his agent believe that this summer, they will have a great chance to get a contract with an annual salary of tens of millions from the Lakers... The salary for next season will skyrocket.

The Lakers are about to usher in the fan era!

Crazy Fan thanked Fan Xi very much, and after being swept away, he even invited Fan Xi to have a meal.

With such enthusiasm, Fan Xi couldn't handle it.

He didn't expect that this 'forging iron upgrade' could actually make friends.

so good!

...

After Fan Xie and the Houston Rockets successfully advanced to the Western Conference Finals. Their opponents in the finals: the Spurs and the Jazz, ranked second and third in the regular season, are still fighting tenaciously. They are almost blowing out their brains. Such a fierce fight is worse than two big men fighting hip-hop in the rain Be intense.

The Rockets are enjoying the joy of eating sugar cane.

The opponent is well chosen, so there is no trouble in advancing.

Charles Barkley has been busy going to the TV station recently to comment on the situation of the Eastern Conference playoffs. In his own words: I am familiar with the finals opponents in advance.

Crazy to no end.

However, Barkley does have a talent for commentary.

He commented that Shaquille O'Neal and Anfernee Hardaway of the Orlando Magic are like a married couple who have been married for ten years.

He said that even if the New York Knicks survived the Eastern Conference semifinals, they would be wiped out by Chicago in the finals. He also said that Larry Johnson couldn't become a superstar at all, he exuded a blue-collar temperament all over his body, and if he wanted to become a commander like Jack, he had to go back to his mother's belly and practice from scratch.

His comments were brilliant, which made fans on both sides of the Knicks vs. Magic very upset.

Because he predicted: The Magic will soon fall apart, O'Neal and Hardaway have no room for people.

At the same time, he also cursed: After the New York Knicks leave Jack, they will never win a championship again.

The matter of showing mercy... Barkley has never been able to.

In the end, he also concluded: Although these two teams will hate me because of my speech tonight, I am sorry...you will not get tickets to the finals.

I just like to see you guys get mad but can't kill me.

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