The Post-00S Variety Show Director Gave Reba A Urine Test At The Beginning

[Top anchor Li Qi made an astonishing statement: I can’t even afford two eyebrow pencils at 79, are you the one who beats the class? 】

[When faced with doubts from netizens about the adaptation, a well-known screenwriter yelled: I am like a mountain, who do you think you are? 】

[The average income of second-tier stars in domestic entertainment has been released. Yang Yang’s annual income is 17 million or at the bottom! 】

[The famous fifth-generation director Feng Pengtong angrily criticized netizens: Does the audience have a culture of sending bars? Just watch whatever I shoot! 】

[The "Celebrity Life" program team once again raised a controversial topic: Oh my God, five hundred yuan a day for meals is still too much. Can anyone really be that poor? 】

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Imperial Capital, conference room on the second floor of Kyushu Cultural Communication Bureau.

The latest Weibo hot search list is displayed on the projection screen hanging directly in front.

Lu Ze who saw it called him a good guy.

No, is the entertainment industry in this world so outrageous? Even worse than before he traveled through time?

What the hell kind of monsters are these?

If you can’t afford two eyebrow pencils for 79, then you’re not trying hard enough?

Are you starting to feel anxious when you only have 10 million in your card?

If the audience is uneducated, they deserve to be unable to understand the movie?

Yes, ordinary people earn less!

For that little salary, I was scolded like a grandson by my boss at work every day, I kept a house that you thought was a slum, and I drove a car that even you looked at as dirty.

After working hard for half a life, I spent all my money to pay hundreds of thousands in gifts. If I went to bed early, I might be backhanded and sent to the police.

But do they deserve to be slapped on the head and ridiculed by a group of actors?

Which part of the money you spend to enjoy your life is not earned by ordinary people with their lives?

Which words of praise, support and encouragement you have received are not from the mouths of ordinary people?

to be honest!

Ordinary people are actually quite pitiful. They have never imagined how approachable you can be.

I just want to go home after a busy day, listen to music, watch movies and watch variety shows to relax.

Even if it sounds ugly and a little brainless, it doesn't matter.

But what about the reality?

What did they get?

It's just arrogance, contempt, ridicule, and insult!

So ordinary people are destined to be ridiculed by celebrities?

How can there be such truth in this world?

Lu Ze turned the pen in his hand and endured the psychological discomfort.

Compared with ordinary people, he feels these things more deeply.

Before time travel, my life was in ruins.

My job is as the host of a night show on my hometown TV station. Although I have a job, I still can't make a living.

Mom and dad have been brainwashed by the weird theories in the show. They always feel that their son’s inability to make money is because he doesn’t work hard enough. Aren’t there examples of people starting from scratch and rising to the top in one step every day in other TV series?

My girlfriend who had just been with me for three days bought a wedding dress on Pinxixi and went to the concert. She said in a beautiful way that I have to marry a boy in my youth before I can marry you.

No, why?

I frugally saved money to pay for the house and give the bride price, but in the end, we ended up getting married for the second time?

What’s even more ridiculous is that he used his small amount of pocket money to become a member of a video website and a music app, and all he heard was—

[You men, you are so trustworthy! Sisters, he is really easy to deal with! 】

[A man can’t even earn one million a year, what qualifications do you have to marry me? 】

[My wife is the oldest and my husband is the second, you must promise me not to find a mistress...]

Lu Ze felt that in the world before he traveled, his life was like a chess game dominated and destroyed by the garbage entertainment industry. No matter how hard he tried, he could not get back on the right track.

He is a person with poor business skills and poor vision in finding a partner.

There is no destiny to be a celebrity, nor the luck to make a lot of money.

But there’s one thing that’s awesome about me – I’m naturally good at taking exams!

Therefore, when he accidentally traveled through time six months ago and discovered that the difficulty of taking the public examination in this world was more than one level lower than in his previous life, he still chose the system of taking the public examination!

Get ashore!

Only this time, it's no longer an unknown business editor in a remote area, but the Jiuzhou Culture and Communication Bureau, which can control the entertainment industry to its death.

What else is there to say? Now that the conditions have been met, of course, we must work hard in the entertainment industry and try our best to get rid of these crazy cerebral palsy garbage artists!

And today, the most suitable opportunity has finally arrived.

At the conference table, Li Xuan, the person in charge of internal entertainment discipline inspection, spoke in a deep voice.

"Comrades, I think you have seen these hot searches. You should know better than me what the current situation is in the entertainment industry in Jiuzhou!"

"I just attended a high-level meeting this morning. The top leaders clearly stated that we must vigorously rectify the chaos in the entertainment industry!"

"We must draw a red line, dive into deep water, dig out the roots and thorns without mercy, and rectify the source!"

"So the purpose of today's meeting is very simple. Let's discuss how to do this job!"

He glanced at the people sitting at attention around him, raised his hand and pointed, "Old Wang, you are the deputy director of the Law and Regulations Department. Please speak first."

"I think, first of all, we should do a survey and conduct an in-depth investigation of the current chaos..."

When the bald man in his forties said this, Lu Ze immediately curled his lips.

No wonder I haven’t become a top leader after working in the Policy and Regulations Department for ten years. This political awareness is simply not too low.

The leaders above are paying so much attention to it, which proves that the matter is imminent, yet you still want to investigate?

If the research was useful, the entertainment industry would be so fucking upright already, why do you still need to speak here?

Sure enough, before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Li Xuan, "You haven't thought it through yet, think about it! Xiao Liu, tell me!"

"I think the top priority is to conduct a series of unannounced visits to major entertainment companies and interview relevant persons in charge of the problems discovered..."

Lu Ze smiled and asked to talk to the person in charge?

If interviews are useful, why do we need laws and regulations?

"Xiao Zhao, what do you think?"

"We can explore the formulation of a series of rectification measures and promote them in the form of regulations..."

Yes, another extremely naive one.

What the leader currently wants is the fastest results. Do you have time to wait for you to issue regulations?

He complained in his heart, and Li Xuan's expression became colder and colder.

After listening to seven or eight people, they all used conventional methods and ordinary routines. They completely treated the symptoms but not the root cause, and had no power or effect at all!

So is it because of my own management or because everyone has been divorced from reality for too long?

If you can't even come up with a single constructive suggestion, how will you be able to hand over the work then?

He frowned and continued to ask in a deep voice.

As for Lu Ze, he began to think about how he should solve the current problem?

The conventional way of specifying is not possible.

But in an unconventional way...what else?

【Ding! 】

As soon as his thoughts moved, a clear mechanical and electronic sound suddenly sounded in his mind.

[The entertainment emotion value collection system has been activated! 】

[This system is specially created for celebrities and artists in the entertainment industry. By collecting corresponding emotional values, you can obtain relevant rewards. 】

[1. Fear value: Collect the fear emotions generated by celebrity artists. After reaching the cumulative number, you will receive prop rewards. If you reach 1,000, you can open the reward library. 】

[2. Kneeling and licking value: Collect the kneeling and licking emotions generated by celebrity artists. After reaching the cumulative number, you will receive skill rewards. If you reach 1,000, you can open the reward library. 】

[3. Confession Value: Collect the confessional emotions generated by celebrity artists. After reaching the accumulated number, you will get a lottery opportunity. If you reach 1,000, you can get a random lottery! 】

[The system is now activated. Please choose the appropriate method to start the collection of emotional values. I wish you good luck! 】

The voice gradually faded away, and Lu Ze's eyes gained a hint of meaning.

The emotional value collection system really brings you whatever you want!

Regarding the proposition given by Li Xuan, he actually already had a general idea.

The sudden appearance of the system really helped the idea come to fruition.

Then it’s decided!

With this thought in mind, Li Xuan's voice followed closely.

"Xiao Lu, please tell me. There is no need to reiterate what others have said. Are there any new ideas?"

Lu Ze raised his head when he heard the sound, grinning.

Then, he gave an answer that surprised and puzzled everyone——

"Director Li, I want to... plan a variety show!"