The Post-00S Variety Show Director Gave Reba A Urine Test At The Beginning

Come again? ? ?

No, you, the host, must be such a bitch! !

An advertisement was inserted during the most urgent moment.

Now we are about to announce the disciplinary measures that everyone is most concerned about, but are we going to repeat the same trick?

Who taught you to host a show like this?

Can you take responsibility for a heart attack?

The audience felt that their hearts had been torn to pieces by Lu Ze.

After watching TV variety shows for so many years, when have you ever felt so ready to cry?

This feeling of having your appetite whetted to the extreme is so uncomfortable!

As spectators, the audience felt that they could no longer hold on and could not bear it anymore.

Not to mention a few top performers on stage.

All the time just now, whether it was Lu Ze announcing the "Black Box Character Game" or those complicated and cumbersome rules.

They all feel like their souls are about to collapse every moment.

People have completely turned into puppets controlled by Lu Ze. They just want this long torture to end quickly.

Since we know that the ending is "death", it is better to die more happily!

But the problem is...

This damn host didn’t even give himself this chance! !

When disciplinary measures are so important, they can almost completely determine important moments in your future career.

He actually broke into commercials!

my God! !

How much did this company pay you? Can I pay double?

Brother, my requirements are really not high!

Can you please give us a good blow? !

It’s hard to imagine that just a few minutes ago, these top celebrities were posing and posing handsomely.

How could such a big change happen in such a short period of time.

This shows how much pressure this show brings!

How deep is the despair they carry!

"Hello everyone, I am Wang Qiang, chief professor from Jiuzhou Institute of Chemical Technology!"

The screen slowly lights up.

An old man wearing a white coat with a kind smile appeared in front of everyone, and the audience looked confused.

Aren't you going to have an ad break?

Why did an old man studying chemical engineering suddenly appear?

"I have been dedicated to researching daily chemicals for thirty years. After years of research and exploration, I finally developed a magical liquid foundation!"

What the hell? ?

When the old man slowly spoke a word and appeared in the camera holding a white glass bottle, countless question marks flashed in the audience's minds.

An ad for liquid foundation?

No... Yang Ma, you are "downgrading your endorsement" this time!

Take a look at the level of your previous program endorsements!

Maotai, Wuliangye, large machinery, Fortune 500 companies!

What now?

In the first stage, I got an unexpected diaper, and now I got an unknown liquid foundation.

Degenerate, Yang Ma designated it as degenerate!

"This liquid foundation is not afraid of wind and sun, and it is not afraid of tears!"

"Whether you're falling out of love or your house is falling apart, no matter how many times you cry, we can guarantee that your makeup will not be ruined and you will retain the last bit of dignity!"

"Every celebrity should have a bottle of Decent brand liquid foundation, and every artist should buy a box!"

"Don't ask if it's worth it, because one day..."

"You'll need it!"

Everyone was stunned.

After the scene faded away for a minute or two, the audience finally reacted.

Mad, after two ads, I finally understand!

This is not a serious advertisement at all!

It's completely a hint of madness, be desperate!

interesting!

It’s so interesting!

The main theme of this show is to use routines and ridicules to make people happy!

All aspects from beginning to end are dedicated to defeating these high-ranking celebrity artists!

Program planning and director!

What a genius!

The restless atmosphere spread throughout the studio.

The commercial has finished.

For several top performers, the last "living" time also came to an end when Lu Ze slowly raised the microphone.

Next, it’s time to pronounce your fate!

Now, their hearts are not all filled with despair.

Some people are still imagining that this so-called "Black Box Character Game" is just a gimmick created by Yang Ma to attract traffic!

"Boom! Boom! Boom!"

The sound of the beating heart is as heavy as a death knell.

The voice that had been controlling their destiny from beginning to end finally sounded again!

"Now, let me announce the disciplinary measures!"

"After everyone completes the two character verifications, I will give the artist's [character matching value] based on the final results!"

"There are four levels: 0%, 20%, 40%, and above 40%!"

"As for the disciplinary measures at each level..."

Lu Ze deliberately prolonged his voice, which made several top people listen numb.

Brother! I’ve also seen the commercial, but why are you still creating tension? !

I really...can't stand it anymore!

Another pause pushed the anxious atmosphere to the highest level!

More than ten seconds later.

Lu Ze,

The answer is finally revealed!

"As for the disciplinary measures, we will customize them based on your [character story]!"

"So, please hold back your expectations for the time being and don't be anxious! It will become clear by then!"

Ahhhhh! ! ! !

crazy!

This is completely crazy!

Doesn't it mean he didn't say it even if he said it?

Just one disciplinary measure almost exhausted all their patience.

At the same time, it also made their spirits tense to the extreme.

At this moment, several top figures have been tortured by Lu Ze to the point of losing consciousness.

They really want to get it over with.

If I'm lucky enough to be able to keep my freedom this time, Juebi will never participate in variety shows again!

It’s so damn torturous!

“We don’t have much time, and the process is still long!”

Lu Ze's voice returned to normal, he smiled and glanced at the top players, then raised his hand and patted the black box.

"Let us welcome our first game player, artist Gong Jun!"

Gong Jun raised his head when he heard the sound, and his lips trembled several times.

I closed my eyes and opened them again. After brewing my emotions several times, I finally walked to the black box without hesitation.

Then, under the guidance of Lu Ze, he reached into the opening of the black box.

After trembling and groping for a long time.

He actually pulled it out...

a cell phone!

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