The Post-00S Variety Show Director Gave Reba A Urine Test At The Beginning

Ren Lun was already sweating profusely. He stood on the stage numbly, holding a math homework book.

The question that troubled him was projected on the huge screen behind him.

To be honest, when the question was displayed on the screen for the first time.

Many people’s first reaction is that they can’t figure it out!

No, this question cannot be described as simple at all!

It is completely a word problem for the second and third grade of elementary school.

No matter how good Ren Lun is, it's impossible for him to be able to solve this kind of question, right?

Could it be that the original intention of today's program team was not to catch the character fabricator, but to catch a fish that slipped through the net of nine-year compulsory education?

But this idea only occurred for a few seconds, and was immediately rejected by myself!

The calculation method for this question is really simple.

It can even be described as brainless.

But before calculating the formula, what you need to master and understand is not simple at all!

To put it another way, if you don’t understand certain aspects of the facts.

Then this question...

There is no solution at all!

The title is this -

[When you were in sixth grade, during the 60-day summer vacation, you picked up a total of 300 water bottles and 200 kilograms of cardboard. 】

[Please calculate how much money you made in total in these 60 days based on the garbage recycling price of that year! 】

Simple right?

It's not too simple, just the most common addition, subtraction, multiplication and division!

But the problem is, if Ren Lun's character is made up randomly.

Then he will never be able to solve this question in his life!

Why?

Because it is impossible for people who have never picked up garbage or bought scraps at a scrap station to know the price!

The information on the question stem is missing. Even if you are a professor from the mathematics department, you will have no fucking way to start!

fear!

It’s so scary!

From "Dare You Say?" 》has been broadcast till now.

Everyone felt like they were mentally retarded in front of this outrageous program team.

You can never guess what tricks they have, you never know what foreshadowing the other party will buy or what tricks they will come up with.

Therefore, it was not an accident that Gong Jun was frightened to pee.

With today's situation, at least half of the people in the entertainment industry would suffer from diarrhea on the spot!

This kind of pressure is not to mention other types of domestic variety shows.

It’s a suspense thriller, but it’s not that damn powerful!

On the stage, there are shadows and shadows.

Ren Lun bit the end of his pen and frowned.

"There are still thirty seconds until the end of the quiz! Please answer as soon as possible!"

"Lord of Hell" started urging me to die again.

Ren Lun smiled bitterly upon hearing this, and began to write the answer on the paper in a daze!

After more than ten seconds, the answer was completed.

The scene on the screen has also changed to the original one [you draw and I guess]!

The audience adjusted their sitting postures and began to wait patiently for the final answer to be revealed!

As for Ren Lun's ending, many people had already predicted it.

The "life and death" of this top-notch person are not important to them at all!

The important thing is, who died more tragically than Gong Jun?

This is what everyone really wants to see!

After all, I am usually disgusted by them on the Internet, in movies, TV shows, and variety shows.

Nowadays, the wind and water are changing, and the way of heaven is reincarnated!

The audience just wants to have a good time! !

"Dear viewers and friends, artist Ren Lun has completed all his black box testing sessions!"

"Now, let's check the answers one by one to verify the authenticity and matching of his character!"

Lu Ze raised the microphone and began to announce the answer without any further hesitation.

Everyone's eyes fell on the screen, their expressions full of anticipation.

"First of all, please look at the first picture. This is the original picture I drew!"

On the left side of the screen is Lu Ze’s creation on the whiteboard.

"Next, please reveal Ren Lun's answer for us backstage!"

After the words fell, a crumpled white paper appeared on the right screen.

There are two lines of words written on it from top to bottom, corresponding to the two questions in Lu Ze's painting.

[1. This is two children playing a game of pulling plasticine. 】

[2. Because the “thin lines” in the picture are very soft, the props should be plasticine! 】

The answer finally emerged.

The audience looked over quietly, their expressions very calm.

This answer......

There doesn't seem to be any problem!

This posture seems to be really pulling the plasticine.

From this point of view, Ren Lun really answered this question correctly?

The vast majority of viewers maintained this sentiment.

But a small group of viewers started to laugh and ridicule like crazy on the barrage almost as soon as the answer was announced!

[Hahaha, cool! Totally cool! Do you dare to say that you have lived in the countryside? What a liar! 】

[It’s so funny that I grew up in a poor family, but I don’t know this game. What a slap in the face! 】

.......

The confused viewers who saw these barrages were suddenly filled with curiosity.

What does it mean?

The answer is not Ren Lun?

What exactly is that?

Just as I was thinking about it, Lu Ze's voice came up again.

"Unfortunately, the answer is wrong! Come on, the second picture and the answer!"

Lu Ze's mistake of not choosing to analyze the first question temporarily whetted the audience's appetite.

The second picture and Ren Lun's answer quickly appeared on the screen.

Regarding this combination picture, Ren Lun's answer still looks normal.

[1. This series of activities is the farmer uncle farming! 】

[2. The first picture shows a donkey plowing the land, the second picture shows loosening the soil, and the third picture shows sowing seeds! 】

Based on Ren Lun's answer, everyone turned back to look at the picture drawn by Lu Ze.

It feels like...there's still nothing wrong with it!

This fucking description is very realistic and vivid.

Why does it look like the host's expression is holding back laughter?

The audience was puzzled, and Lu Ze also spoke at the right time.

"Sorry, you answered wrong again!"

"Actually, the questions corresponding to my two pictures are very simple, really simple!"

"As long as you have really experienced the life described in your story, you can answer it with your eyes closed!"

"Come, let's look at the first picture together!"

"Before announcing the correct answer, let's take a look at Ren Lun's age and place of origin!"

"Ren Lun, born in 1991, is from Pingliang City, Northwest Gansu Province!"

"He said in the story that he spent his childhood and adolescence in the countryside. The two questions I asked are the most common games and labor phenomena in the northwest rural areas!"

"The first one, I think many people born in the 1990s in the northwest rural areas have played it! This game is called [Poplar Tug of War]!"

“In the northwest rural areas in autumn, there will be a lot of poplar leaves falling to the ground. Children will pick off the leaves and leave the petioles to play tug of war!”

"Since you grew up in the northwest countryside, it's impossible that you haven't played this kind of game!"

Lu Ze smiled and shook his head, his eyes full of ridicule.

"But your answer turned out to be plasticine?"

"I would like to ask Ren Lun, how did a child from a poor mountainous area in the northwest, who was so poor that he picked up garbage, own plasticine in the 1990s?"

"With that little money, wouldn't it be delicious to steam a pot of steamed buns?"

The moment the words fell, the audience suddenly realized!

Yes, why didn’t I react just now?

He was so poor that he even said that the game was like playing with plasticine.

Tsk tsk tsk, "Why not eat minced meat?" You are not deceiving me!

"As for the second picture, it's even more outrageous!"

"How inexperienced you must be to be able to interpret these pictures as farming!"

"You sprinkle seeds into the sky when you farm? You wouldn't make such a mistake if you didn't have common sense in life, right?"

"The reason why you answered this way is that there is only one answer!"

"You...have never seen farming at all! Not at all since you were a child!"

"These three pictures I drew are actually the most representative farming activities in the northwest countryside!"

"It's called [Autumn Harvest Grinding]! Every household can do it. As long as you've been in the countryside, it's impossible not to have seen it!"

"The first picture is about grinding the field. The second picture is about working together to beat the ears. The third picture is about raising the field!"

"So Ren Lun, your character story is a complete scam!"

"I can even conclude that you have never been to the countryside once in the past thirty years!"

"Of course, this is not the most outrageous thing. The most outrageous thing is the math problem you just did!"

Lu Ze glanced at the other party with a smile.

"Do you all know how much money Ren Lun finally calculated for that question?"

"900 yuan!"

Lu Ze sneered and reported a number!

"300 bottles cost one yuan each. 200 kilograms of waste paper cost three yuan per kilogram!"

"Good guy, that was 20 years ago! 20 years ago, the salary of urban state-owned enterprise employees was only how much a month. If you pick up scraps, you are almost as good as others!"

"That's it, you still dare to say that you have picked up scraps, isn't that nonsense!"

"Come on, let me tell you the real number!"

Lu Ze patted Ren Lun's shoulder and spoke in a deep voice.

“Around 2002, a mineral water bottle could be sold for 1 cent at most, but it was abolished and sold for 4 cents per pound!”

"Based on this calculation, the final answer to the question should be 110 yuan!"

"You know now? Don't make up those outrageous stories if you don't have real life experience!"

"Everyone tests it casually and everything is leaked?"

"So I say your personality matching degree is 0! It's even more outrageous than Gong Jun!"

"Do you...recognize it?"

Lu Ze's voice was cold, and Ren Lun's body swayed.

Ruined........

Completely finished!

When Lu Ze finished dismantling the two paintings, he knew that his personality had completely collapsed.

no!

I can't sit still and wait for death!

Thinking of this, Ren Lunqiang took his last breath.

A determined gaze was cast on Lu Ze.

"I...I want to use the [lucky bag] permission!"