The Post-00S Variety Show Director Gave Reba A Urine Test At The Beginning

The dark crowd all picked up the key presses at hand.

Even though I felt very unhappy, I finally chose to press [2].

joke!

They already have all the evidence of their crimes.

And it was a rare opportunity.

If you don't cherish it at this time, wouldn't you be a fool?

However, they actually still have a glimmer of hope in their hearts.

After all, the law does not punish the public!

Nearly 20,000 people evaded taxes.

I guess in the end it will just end with paying taxes.

A problem that can be solved with a little money is not really a problem.

Even though this money may be a bit much, for them, they are like frightened birds at this moment.

It’s completely acceptable!

The sound of "click! click" sounded in the stadium like a barrage of cannons.

Five seconds later, Lu Ze glanced backstage.

After receiving the information from the staff, he continued to speak.

"Photographer, please give me a close-up shot!"

"Everyone performed very well just now. To encourage you, let me give you a surprise!"

surprise?

Hearing Lu Ze's words, the artists looked at each other.

to be honest.

When these two words came out of the mouth of the demon in front of me, they sounded somewhat inconsistent.

But on the other hand, they really want to know what this surprise is!

If Lu Ze suddenly feels guilty, let them go.

Or give them a chance to survive.

That was indeed an unexpected surprise.

With this in mind, the artists clasped their hands on their sides and cast their gazes towards Lu Ze.

Close-up, timely introduction.

That unruly face appeared on the huge screen.

At the same time...there was also the pile of paper held in his hand.

"Everyone, please look at me!"

Lu Ze spoke loudly, with a smile on his lips.

Then, he made an action that seemed extremely ordinary, but made the entire time and space freeze.

The pile of paper in his hand was slowly turned towards the camera.

Light and shadow passed quickly, the next second.

everyone.....

I’m so confused!

Not a list? ? ?

There is no writing on this piece of paper at all!

what's the situation? ?

What the hell is going on? ?

"As the old saying goes, a war never tires of deceit!"

Lu Ze finally spoke.

But when the artists heard it, they felt it was extremely ironic.

"I tried it today, but found that this sentence is completely inapplicable to you."

"Why? Because you are easily defrauded!"

"Did you see everything just now?"

"There's no name on this piece of paper at all! It's just a pile of blank paper!"

"I have nothing to do! I'm going to check on you one by one?"

"So I thought of a way, which is to just follow that operation."

"But it's very helpless. Your psychological quality is so bad! You can't stick to your bottom line, and you will give up all your choices if you are scared!"

Quiet!

Stifling silence!

The artists had weird expressions, and their brows were full of self-mockery.

If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have been this fucking star!

Who could have thought that one day I would experience such a scene!

Not only do you have to endure psychological torture here again and again.

And his IQ has to be crushed over and over again by him!

It turned out that he had no information on anyone’s tax evasion from the beginning to the end.

Just using a simple stack of paper, we were blown away by the frightened birds.

Is that human being?

How could someone be such a dog?

The artists screamed silently in their hearts.

Lu Ze stood on the stage with a calm look.

Brand new system?

There is no brand new system.

The so-called system is just a cover.

As for why the tax evasion information of these artists was quickly obtained?

It’s just because I own that amazing [Electronic Analyzer]!

After 15 artists came on stage, the electronic analyzer began to analyze according to Lu Ze's instructions.

Then, through the medium of computer, graphic and text content is presented!

In fact, in a sense, the deaths of these 20,000 artists were not unjust.

Because if Lu Ze really wants to investigate them seriously...

I can really find out why!

on the stage.

Lu Ze threw the pile of paper in his hand casually at his feet, raised the microphone to his mouth, and spoke in a deep voice.

"Everyone, listen! Next, we will announce three punitive measures for your tax evasion behavior!"

What was supposed to come finally came!

The deep voice sounded like a knife!

One after another, they were tearing at their nerves.

"The first one!"

"After today's show, everyone goes to pay their taxes! Before the next show starts, I hope you can pay your taxes and fines in full!"

"Who dares to take any chances? You know the result..."

"Article 2!"

Lu Ze glanced towards the seating area, his expression more serious than before.

"From now on, I will implement a points-based assessment for the 30,000 people present!"

"Everyone gets a perfect score of 100!"

"For every violation of any law or regulation, points will be deducted as appropriate!"

"After 100 points are deducted, there is no need for you to continue recording! Go directly to the review park and accept the most stringent artist review in history!"

"When the time comes, no one will give you any chance!"

"You will know how hard the interrogation chair is and how tight the handcuffs are!"

The sound of gasping for air suddenly filled the air.

Compared with back payment of taxes.

This one is truly fatal to them.

The internal entertainment artist censorship park is actually another form of prison.

After entering, who can come out?

Despair grows like a vine in my heart.

And Lu Ze's third disciplinary measure was also taken out by Hepan at this moment.

"The twenty thousand people who have just stood up, I am honored to inform you!"

"Each of you...will receive varying degrees of layoffs and rectification from one to three years!"

"Of course, in order to ensure the normal operation of the entertainment industry, the official will implement it in batches!"

"During the period of off-duty, everyone must participate in various forms of Jiuzhou official charity performances free of charge!"

"Actually...you should be lucky that it's only the maximum three years!"

Lu Ze glanced towards the audience with cold eyes.

"Normally, you guys would be banned directly!"

The cold voice disappeared temporarily.

Three measures, all bloody and piercing to the bone!

It has almost announced the semi-death of the artists' careers!

Depressed, depressed, solemn, scary...

Countless emotions intertwined and began to spread crazily in the stadium shrouded in darkness.

I don’t know how long it took.

The glass house slowly lowered into the ground at Lu Ze's signal.

The stage illuminated by cold light became empty again.

The artists, who stood numbly, sat down in silence.

"This is the end of the first session!"

Lu Ze raised the microphone to his mouth and ended this "horror story" that is destined to be recorded in the history of domestic entertainment in Kyushu!

"Then let's start the second session!"

One wave is not over, another wave is rising!

The nerves that had just been relaxed suddenly became tense!

"Don't be nervous, everyone!"

Perhaps sensing the anxiety emanating from the audience, Lu Ze waved his hands nonchalantly.

"This part is not as scary and violent as the tax inspection!"

"At most, it's just a little exciting!"

“I don’t know if everyone here will like this session!”

"But I guarantee that the audience will love it!"

As Lu Ze spoke, he waved his hand behind him.

The next second, a beam of white light suddenly shot out from the passage connecting the stage and the backstage.

That deep voice actually became mysterious.

"The second link - [Did you sleep?]!"

"Looking at the name, I think you can tell what we are going to do!"

"It's very simple. Don't viewers often say that domestic entertainment news is all over the place, and all kinds of hidden rules can be found everywhere?"

"This actress relies on sleeping to get to the top, and that director assigns roles based on the quality of the work!"

"Whether the rumors are true or false, true or false!"

"Today...we are going to verify it for the audience!"

Lu Ze said this, and the place was agitated.

In the rapidly sweeping shots, the audience noticed that many artists' faces turned green.

Tsk tsk tsk!

interesting!

It’s so interesting!

Isn’t this everyone’s favorite episode?

"I find that many people have ugly expressions! In fact, it doesn't have to be like this."

"Don't worry, everyone, the situation where you and I are willing will certainly not be taken into account!"

"In the [Did you sleep?] section, I will only delve into three situations!"

"First, is there any group gathering to have fun?"

"Second, are there any special groups who often choose concubines?"

"Third, are there any exchanges, sharing, seeking excitement in public, etc. that violate public order and good customs?"

"Which link should I start with?"

"Let us first listen to the most restricted audio in the history of domestic entertainment!"

"Then--"

"I'm revealing it to everyone!"