The Post-00S Variety Show Director Gave Reba A Urine Test At The Beginning
Chapter 55 The Most Ridiculous Episode! Check Shopping Records By Beating Drums! The Fairy Wand Can
Killed back!
In less than five minutes, the situation was reversed in an instant.
It's too fast.
It's really fast!
Originally, everyone thought that Ma Su could at least hang out with Lu Ze for more than ten minutes.
Then Lu Ze used his deep and weird routine to stun Pi Ma Yuan.
Eliminate the impact of this "stage live broadcast accident", which can be called the most explosive "stage live broadcast accident" in Kyushu's history.
But they never expected it.
Lu Ze is not fake at all!
Just finished a small game.
Just trample all Ma Su's reliance into dust!
This made this woman who was originally arrogant and full of confidence completely show her true colors!
What?
Are you threatening me?
Are you fucking here to seduce me?
Do you have a list of a large number of leaders in Kyushu?
Then what?
I know all who these people are!
I don’t care who these people are!
Domineering!
It’s so damn domineering!
After playing roundabout shots for so long, Lu Ze finally hit a straight shot with great arrogance today.
It directly brought the audience in front of the screen to orgasm.
Not to mention the last sentence, "What kind of class are you, make a deal with me?" It is simply the most infuriating thing everyone has heard in recent times!
Comfortable!
It’s so comfortable!
I have been suppressed by Jiuzhou Domestic Entertainment for such a long time.
The anger that had accumulated in his heart finally came out from Lu Ze's merciless crushing and slap in the face just now.
This young man, this post-00 generation, this host!
It's so charming!
Who wouldn’t love to see this kind of rectification of the entertainment industry!
Cool!
So cool!
The barrage was completely boiling.
The audience used almost all the languages they could think of to praise Lu Ze in the live broadcast room!
And at the same time.
Jiuzhou Cultural and Propaganda Department, in the office of the person in charge on the top floor. "540" is the middle-aged man who just signed the "Disclaimer" to Lu Ze one day ago.
He was looking at the unruly figure on the screen with great energy.
The smile that overflowed from the corner of his mouth was not concealed at all.
He grinned and patted Sun Sheng, the extremely respectful head of the Culture and Communication Bureau beside him, on the forehead.
The hearty voice echoed in the office filled with lights for a long time.
"Not bad! It's really good!"
"It turns out that you and Li Xuan, two old guys, still have a good eye for each other."
"Being able to find and reuse such talents has really taught me a lesson in recognizing and employing people!"
"No, no, no, leader!"
Hearing what his immediate boss Xu Mao said, Sun Sheng immediately stood up from his seat.
"You taught me and Lao Li how to recognize and employ people!"
"And the fact that this matter has been able to progress so smoothly is all due to your continuous support behind us!"
"Old Sun..."
Xu Mao blew on the tea foam in the cup, chuckled and shook his head.
"There are only two of us here, so there is no need to say any compliments."
"What am I supporting behind my back? It's nothing more than a disclaimer that you asked for two or three times!"
"Other than that, I didn't do anything at all!"
"This program can generate such a response today, be supported by so many viewers, and be followed by several leaders above!"
“In the final analysis, it’s because of Lu Ze!”
He said lightly, his eyes full of admiration for Lu Ze.
"There are many methods, quick thinking, neither humble nor arrogant, and vigorous and resolute!"
"This kind of talent, if placed anywhere in Kyushu, would be able to do great things!"
"How can I compete with a kid at my age?"
Sun Sheng smiled coquettishly and sat down.
I couldn't help but sigh.
Lu Ze is indeed a good boy!
This will help you gain face in front of your boss!
"To be honest, Old Sun, when you boasted about him to me before, I didn't believe it!"
"I'm talking about a young man in his twenties, what kind of experience does he have?"
“When I saw it today, I was really shocked!”
"I really don't understand the systems he created and I don't have much interest in them!"
"What I really admire is his courage!"
"After being in the system for so many years, I have only seen this kind of courage in two people!"
Xu Mao took a sip of tea, pondered for a few seconds, and then spoke.
"One is Xiao Lu!"
"There is still one.……………"
This time, he did not speak, but made a gesture of raising his fingers to the sky.
"Whoa!" Sun Sheng bounced his butt off the bench again, with an expression of horror and surprise.
"This...this, he hasn't reached that level yet, right?"
"Sooner or later!"
Xu Mao said casually.
"So... According to this situation, I really have to do something!"
After drinking the last sip of tea in the cup, Xu Mao slowly stood up from his office chair.
After staring at Lu Ze on the screen for a long time, he spoke in a deep voice.
"Two things!"
"The first thing is, since this kid is so courageous, let's give him some more chips!"
"Department level? Too low! This group of people are not the only ones who are really disrupting Jiuzhou's internal entertainment."
"After this program ends, I will convene a meeting with the publicity and judicial departments."
“Let them fully cooperate with Lu Ze!”
"Full cooperation...........what do you mean?"
Sun Sheng asked tentatively.
"It means that whether Lu Ze goes to the work unit to investigate things or mention people, it is equivalent to me going there. Now you understand?"
A moment!
Sun Sheng straightened his back and his face was filled with joy.
What I gave to Lu Ze before could only be called a "pass"!
What Xu Mao said just now is the real "Sword of Shang Fang"!
Really been waiting!
I guess it won’t be long before we can see Lu Ze killing indiscriminately!
"Second thing!"
Xu Mao continued to speak.
"Let Xiao Lu come to my office tomorrow and tell him that he can make three conditions."
"What specifically made him think about it in advance, as long as it is related to what he is doing, don't be too outrageous!"
"I... agree to everything!"
The extremely weighty words added a lot to this silent night!
A few kilometers away, in a packed stadium.
Ma Suyu stood beside Lu Ze in a daze.
I couldn't say a word for a long time.
Just now!
When Lu Ze said those words in front of her.
She suddenly had an out-of-body feeling!
right!
It is the out-of-body experience of a person’s soul when he is about to die!
That unprecedented feeling of fear was like a tight net, wrapping her tightly.
Ruined!
Everything he relied on was trampled into the quagmire by Lu Ze almost instantly.
turn out to be!
Things that I think are important are just a piece of rubbish in the eyes of others!
childish!
I'm so naive!
He even thought about threatening and tempting...
What to do now?
He, is he going to let me enter some kind of internal entertainment censorship park?
So desperate………………
Ma Su had lost all pretense, and his body finally began to become limp.
It's not windy at all tonight.
But she seemed to be hit by a strong wind of magnitude 18, and she began to lose her balance even while standing.
The two bloodless lips were trembling tightly.
After taking half a step forward, the woman, who had completely lost her composure, grabbed Lu Ze's sleeve in a panic.
The choked and sad voice echoed throughout the stadium through the microphone in Lu Ze's hand.
"Lu...Director Lu, I...I was wrong! I was really wrong!"
"My lard has deceived me. I shouldn't have done those things. I shouldn't have come up here. I'm sorry..."
The sound of whimpering, mixed with the sound of wind, sounded extremely sad.
Lu Ze watched her performance quietly, but the sleeves in his hands had already been freed.
"Director Lu, look, can you...can you give me another chance?"
"I will! I will definitely cooperate with all your actions and tell everything I know!"
"Give me a chance, just once, okay?"
At this time, Ma Su's spirit had completely collapsed.
He was fighting for the last and slimmest chance in life for himself with runny noses and tears.
Lu Ze never made any statement from beginning to end, until she said the sentence "tell everything you know."
Suddenly he turned around with a smile and pointed at the huge screen.
"Didn't I tell you everything? I have it and I don't need your information or resources."
"So, do you think you can get this opportunity?"
"It's half past ten, time is very urgent, don't waste time!"
As he spoke, he waved towards the backstage area.
"Your situation is already clear, so there is no need to participate in the prop competition."
"With this little time, we might as well give our rear case handlers more answers!"
"Come on, take us down and go directly to the censorship park. We will lock you up in Building 4 and conduct surprise censorships 20/7!"
"Oh, right!"
Lu Ze patted the tall, unsmiling staff member on the shoulder.
"Remember to inform the Anti-Suicide Association to keep an eye on her during the detention review."
"If this woman can do something like that, she is mentally abnormal. Be careful to commit suicide!"
"Make a good confession, cooperate with what I collect when the time comes, and catch them all in one fell swoop!"
The stadium was as quiet as a cemetery.
Building 4………………
If I remember correctly, the building numbered four is where artists who have committed major illegal and criminal acts are imprisoned.
When Lu Ze introduced those buildings before, they were still joking.
It is said that entering Building 4 is like stepping half-foot into the underworld.
Easy to get in, easy to get out...
Unless that Nobel Prize is in prison.
Before, Building 4 was really far away from them, so they could make such a joke calmly.
Today, the first person to enter Building 4 was born unexpectedly!
This is undoubtedly......
It brought a strong impact to their spirits.
etif..........
All of this is far more terrifying and complicated than I imagined...
On the way back, one careless move may really result in your body being shattered to pieces!
Silence spread throughout the audience.
Ma Su cried desperately and sharply, begging for mercy.
But Lu Ze didn't even look back.
In the end, he was dragged off the stage by the staff.
The moon shines brightly, and the stars shine brightly.
Finished handling current matters
Lu Ze finally returned to his previous lazy posture.
It was as if everything that had just happened had nothing to do with him.
The person who was "executed" by his own hands was not a living person, but a New Year pig that was ready to be slaughtered.
The stage returns to silence.
Lu Ze stretched, looked at the silent audience with a smile, and spoke lightly.
"It's just a small episode, don't worry about it."
"But remember, never make a deal with me. I'm not a good negotiator by nature.
"If you make a deal with me, you will lose everything!"
"Okay, no more nonsense, I know the audience outside the screen must have been waiting for a long time!"
"There are so many big dramas arranged tonight, where is this?"
"Come on, let's move on to the second stage."
Lu Ze paused slightly, tilted his head and thought for a few seconds, then smiled.
"Similarly, it is also the part I am most looking forward to————"
"Check shopping records!"
really!
When the audience outside the screen heard Lu Ze's announcement, their hearts that had just calmed down suddenly became excited again.
Check shopping records!
To be honest, this is the episode they are most looking forward to among the three types of tests!
After all, ward rounds are too difficult to operate. Although you can see a lot of unexpected things by looking up sensitive words.
But after all, it is text, so it is not very intuitive.
But checking purchase records is different!
This thing………………
You can really see countless weird and famous scenes!
It is also an important piece of evidence that can be used to prove the fun behavior in the entertainment industry!
From this perspective, of course we have to look forward to it!
The audience was excited, but the artists in the seats began to become nervous.
The session that just passed fully confirmed a fact.
The so-called system used by Lu Ze is truly incredibly powerful and abnormal!
Doesn’t that mean that they bought a lot of messy things before?
Will all be discovered?
For example, a fairy wand that becomes bigger and smaller, a little tail that can be hard or soft?
Suddenly I felt that this link...
What a shame!
The artists looked embarrassed and waited anxiously.
And Lu Ze, after making a start, suddenly looked at the "mascot"-like Reba.
"Hey, are you still there?"
Reba raised his head, his big watery eyes full of doubts.
THE........
You didn't let me go down either. Where else could I be if I wasn't here?
I feel so angry all of a sudden!
"Okay, just be here, you're just using your remaining energy!"
Lu Ze said as he walked towards Reba.
"I'm going to start the second session soon."
"But I think it would be too boring to just rely on the system to search for people like in the first link!"
"5.2 Now, please give me some advice. What method should I use to check the next shopping session to make it more exciting?"
The Reba man was stunned. He reacted on the spot for a full seven or eight seconds before he understood what Lu Ze was talking about.
Want me to give you advice?
What advice can I give?
I'm not a person like you who is full of routines and has a mind full of conspiracies.
She thought this in her heart and shook her head slightly.
"I...I don't know."
"I have never participated in this kind of on-site inspection activity before, and I don't usually visit shopping websites."
“Really don’t know what advice to give.”
"good suggestion!"
"Okay, I'll do as you say!"
Lu Ze nodded with a smile, put Reba aside, and walked to the stage on his own.
The audience was dumbfounded.
Reba is even more stupid.
THE..........
Did I say anything?
I clearly said I couldn’t give you any advice!
What do you mean, just do as I say?
Are you so outrageous?
She was about to cry but had no tears. She felt that she had not read the almanac when she went out today.
Why did you end up with such a person!!!
In the weird atmosphere of the whole place, Lu Ze cleared his throat.
By the way, he raised his hand and pointed at Reba.
"Hey, did you all just hear it? My military officer gave me a genius decision!"
"Then we will do the next step of checking shopping records like this!"
As Lu Ze said this, he pointed to the dense row of spotlights hanging above his head!
“Have you ever played drumming and passing flowers?”
"This game has a fast pace and short reaction time! It's perfect for this session!"
"Then, let's have a game for the 30,000 people in the audience -"
"[Check shopping records by beating drums]!"
“Please listen to the rules……………”.
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