The Post-00S Variety Show Director Gave Reba A Urine Test At The Beginning

In the stadium, there are chaotic figures.

Almost half of the artists sped up and headed towards the restroom area below the stadium.

As for why we need to speed up the pace.

Everyone who has participated in large-scale events knows this.

The toilet there...

It’s so hard to grab it!!

People were going to hell, but there was still a line in front of them that could not be seen.

That feeling of extreme despair, I'm sure you won't want to experience it a second time after experiencing it once.

Artists who often hold performances and concerts have profound experience of this!

A silent "race" is taking place.

On the stage, Lu Ze finished sending the message.

Turning around, he saw Reba standing on the edge.

At this moment, she was tiptoeing towards the bottom of the stage.

Hunched over and held his breath.

Judging from that appearance, he must be trying his best to avoid Lu Ze noticing.

But it turns out…………

No matter how hard she tried, she seemed unable to escape from this man's clutches.

"Why go?"

Lu Ze raised his eyebrows, with a hint of majesty in his voice.

"I...I'm going to...go to the toilet."

Reba wrung his fingers and said something guiltily.

"Go to the bathroom," Lu Ze muttered, then a smile appeared on his lips.

After looking at Reba for a few times.

He raised his hand and pointed towards the backstage.

"There are too many people in front. If you walk over, the day lilies will be cold. Come with me! Go up behind.

Reba was stunned for a moment, with a trace of struggle showing in his surroundings.

actually……………

She didn't want to go to the toilet.

I just wanted to take this opportunity to find an excuse to slip away from the stage.

Of course Lu Ze doesn’t know these little things in Reba’s heart!

The reason why I proposed to take her to the toilet was just a temporary interest in wanting her to experience my black technology!

In the past three days, after talking to several artists who were imprisoned in the confessional room by him in the first period, one by one.

Lu Ze easily completed the accumulation of confession value in the system.

Won a valuable lottery qualification!

........

A piece of black technology that is even more awesome than the previous [Electronic Product Analysis Tester] was drawn out!

As for how to use it specifically......

When the time comes, artists will naturally come to speak out!

The two of them arrived at the bathroom backstage one after another.

Just as he turned a corner, he met a familiar figure.

Shen Bin, the person in charge of the Yangma beauty who is very popular in Kyushu.

After saying hello with a smile, Lu Ze pointed to the toilet and looked at Reba.

"Hey, just stay here. I have something to do, so I'll go to the workroom first."

"When you're done, come back to the stage and stay there peacefully! You're not allowed to leave the stage without my permission!"

"Oh.........Okay, okay."

Reba lowered her head in response and walked towards the women's restroom.

Just at the moment when Lu Ze's figure completely fished out of the corner.

He slipped to the wall with a swish, and then carefully ran back to the stage along the original path.

At the same time.

Lu Ze, who had just arrived at the workshop, smiled and patted the technician on the shoulder.

"How is the situation in the public area?"

"very smooth!"

The other party nodded vigorously, with a hint of excitement in his tone.

"Brother Lu, tell me the truth!"

"Where did such an awesome smart IoT system come from? I have been in contact with Seagate, but I have never heard that their technology iterates so quickly!"

"Don't worry about it." Lu smiled meaningfully.

"The Seagate you come into contact with may not be the complete Seagate. Some things... are not suitable for publication.

"Okay Brother Lu"

The programmer wearing black-rimmed glasses nodded thoughtfully.

"If I have the opportunity in the future, I really want to get in touch with the complete Seagate! This company is so awesome, and its various software and hardware designs feel decades ahead of the times!"

Well... programmers win!

"Okay, just keep an eye on this, do a good job of data analysis, and don't make any mistakes!"

After Lu Ze warned him, he walked out the door.

"Oh, right!"

When he was about to leave, he stopped and turned around as if he suddenly remembered something.

"By the way, I want to collect the current data of the women's restroom in the background and give it to me alone when you're done!"

"OK!"

At the same time, outside the stadium.

Many entertainers were directed here from the restroom area.

Look at the spectacular sight in front of you.

stunned!

Full of admiration!

For the first time, they felt the thoughtfulness of the program team.

It’s the only ray of light in the endless torture!

Originally, they were going to use the restroom in the original bathroom area.

I was mentally prepared to hold back my urine and wait in a long line.

But what they didn't expect was that when they arrived there, a staff member told them.

Considering that there were too many people on site, the program team specially opened a centralized toilet area outdoors.

Each one is a separate enclosed room, with more than 600 in total.

I have to say that such a big gesture is really rare!

So, they came over!

Then, I saw what can be called the only [large toilet gathering area] in Kyushu today!

Row after row of white cubicles are arranged, which is quite spectacular.

Rao has great complaints and prejudices against the program itself.

But at this time, they still gave a thumbs up!

600 toilets…………

Judging from the density of people going to the toilet at this time, almost five people can share one room!

The queue was not long at all, and everyone felt much more relaxed and comfortable.

Under the dark night sky, the entire area was shrouded in strong light.

The toilet demander No. 600, who was the first to occupy a powerful position, was already standing at the door of the cubicle.

However!

Just when they were about to push open the compartment door and walk into the toilet.

Something magical happened?

They found...

The door couldn't be pushed open.

When he was confused, a voice suddenly appeared.

[Please perform face recognition! After face recognition is completed, the door can be opened automatically!]

What the hell??

The moment they heard this sentence, everyone was stunned.

Face recognition?

What the hell is going on??

This is the first time I heard that facial recognition is needed to go to the toilet!

what?

Is there technology overflow or overcapacity?

Are these electronic systems useless?

Will I need my fingerprint sensor when flushing later?

Everyone was confused.

At this time, a tablet-sized electronic screen also appeared in the center of the door frame.

Although full of surprise and doubt about this magical operation.

But after all, people have three urgent needs, and they can't allow them to think too much at this time.

After the recognition system appeared, the artists still put their faces together with weird expressions.

[Face recognition has passed, please enter the cubicle! 】

Clear mechanical sounds, connected in series, filled the entire space.

The artists smiled bitterly, with countless MMPs ringing in their hearts.

I feel like I have experienced countless things I have never seen before in my life during this trip.

Weird, really too weird!

This show, from the host to the design of the program segments, and even the living facilities, is full of weird things that people can’t figure out!

After completing the face recognition, they walked into the toilet.

But then, the scene that appeared in front of them made them confused again.

The furnishings in the cubicle are no different from those in ordinary bathrooms.

The only difference is that each pit is covered with a thin and clean film paper.

???

I didn’t realize it, but the crew of this show is pretty damn particular!

To be honest, special situations appear one after another.

Let them start to be cautious even when going to the toilet.

And many male artists, after going to the toilet...

Immediately afterwards, they discovered the third thing that made them feel uncomfortable!

Just when they completed the final shaking action, they saw that the film originally laid in the pit suddenly tightened!

It shrunk into a small bag and fell into the pit.

Shall I wipe it??

What is this doing?

Many male artists who saw this scene were so shocked that they even forgot to zip up their zippers.

TE......

Has technology developed to this extent now?

One-touch automatic recovery of urine, right?

no!

The question is, what is this thing used for recycling?

They walked out of the toilet with a series of question marks.

Then I went back to the stadium with random thoughts.

How does it feel……….

Isn't the reason they set up these toilets for everyone's convenience?

It's more like they are carrying out some unknown secret plan!

Such a thought ran through the minds of the artists.

But he didn't think about it further.

After all, there are some tricks that they don't want to know.

But with their barren thinking.

It's unimaginable!

20 minutes, it'll be over soon.

The stadium became lively again.

Accompanied by the beam of light, Lu Ze stepped onto the center of the stage.

His appearance represents the natural end of the episode.

A new round of torture...

Looks like it’s about to start again!

Under the light, Lu Ze held the microphone and spoke slowly.

"I believe everyone should appreciate the considerate logistical services provided by our program team, right?"

"I think this reward is not very valuable! But it will definitely be remembered deeply by everyone!"

No more nonsense! Let’s continue!”

"Although I have canceled the [Drumming and Passing Flowers] game, the program will still continue!"

"After background analysis and comparison, we found that there are six overlapping people among the top 20 in the chat history sensitive word rankings and the purchase history rankings!"

"Just now, I asked the technical staff to check a wave of room opening records, and caught an artist with an average of 175 bad room opening records per year!"

"Including Zhang Xing and Xiao Lu from before! These nine people... will enter the props competition together!"

As Lu Ze spoke, he cast his gaze towards the scene.

"Then now, there is only one spot left for the prop competition!"

"Where did this person come from?"

Lu Ze smiled and tilted his head, looking at the props that were brought up before.

…Please give me flowers…

"Come on, please unveil it!"

As soon as the words fell, the dark curtain covering the first prop was suddenly torn off.

Then...

Everyone saw a terrifying scene!

No one could have imagined it.

Under that black cloth...

It turned out to be a huge glass room!

There are only two items in the room!

The first one is the huge electronic screens all around the glass room!

...

It turned out to be a fucking robot!!

No, what kind of prop is this?

Glass room?

Electronic screen?

robot?

Cyberpunk-style imprisonment, right??

A strong sense of tension and oppression quickly filled my heart.

When the first prop showed its true appearance, Lu Ze also spoke.

"The 10th person...that's him!"

"This is an intelligent analysis robot developed by Seagate Technology!"

“We have synchronized the internal entertainment exchange and sharing data that we have queried and mastered into the robot chip in advance.

"Now, it can be said that in the entire domestic entertainment circle...it is the one who knows and is most familiar with various exchange and sharing routines!"

"Let it be the 10th member of our prop competition, everyone...do you have any objections?"

ADJ......

How the hell can this be done??

Do our opinions matter?

If you have an opinion, will you adopt it?

The artists were confused.

This sudden reversal and imaginative design filled their eyes with despair.

Especially the nine people who were selected suddenly felt like they were about to enter hell and die generously.

They can probably guess what Lu Ze is going to do next!

If that's the case.

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That's absolutely...

It's a nightmare more terrifying than death!

There was silence at the scene.

After a while, Lu Ze spoke again.

"Okay, then let's get into the fierce competition of the props competition!"

"The ultimate goal of the prop competition is to select a winning spot from among the nine of you.

"If you are lucky enough to get this spot, I can give you the right to make a choice!"

"As for the choice, I will tell you when the time comes!"

"The remaining 8 people will be eliminated!"

"I don't think I need to say more about the ending after elimination, right?"

"At that time, you only need to choose a separate isolation room for yourself in the censorship garden!"

"Then, let's invite 9 contestants to the stage!"

"Let's start from the first stage of the props competition and start this exciting - [Internal Entertainment Battle Royale]!"

A beam of pale light shot down from above the head.

The glass house was pushed by pulleys and slowly moved to the center of the stage.

Not long after, "the lucky apprentice artist" also came to the glass house in despair.

Lu Ze's expression was calm, and after glancing at a few people at random, he spoke calmly.

"I have heard of a theory called [The Law of Seven]!"

"It is said that everyone can get to know any seventh person in the world through the six people they know!"

"Don't you all like to exchange and share? Then I think you know a lot of people who like to have fun!"

"Then let's do one thing next!"

Lu Ze pointed to the glass room as he spoke.

"In the next half month, please each of you try your best to collect and organize internal entertainment and fun relationship diagrams based on your understanding!"

"After the sorting is completed, we will conduct a one-on-one test with the robot on the next show!"

“Assess the accuracy and completeness of the relationships you have drawn!”

"Whoever draws the most complete and accurate drawing wins!"

"That's the rule of the prop competition!"

"As for the function of the second prop, you will know when the time comes..."

Lu Ze said while waving towards the backstage.

"Remove the props and get off the stage!"

"The suspense will be revealed later!"

Nine people stood under the light, their faces full of bitterness.

Even a fool understands what Lu Ze means.

I just want to lend their hands to exchange and share the fun situation of internal entertainment and conduct a thorough review.

They were very resistant, but they had to accept it.

I am a slave to others and I am a fish to you. Do they have the right to choose?

The stage, after a few minutes, returned to empty space.

Lu Ze walked slowly to the center and looked up at the silent stadium.

"Congratulations to everyone still sitting here, today's recording is over!"

"We have carried out one-third of the [Sleep or Not] section. The effect is better than I imagined. But it is not the best yet!"

"So I think the remaining two categories of inspections can still be carefully designed!"

"In order to maintain a sense of mystery, when and how will it start?"

"I will notify you when the time comes!"

"In three days, we will start the fourth episode!"

"As for what theme this program will adopt, what format will be chosen, and who will be involved?"

Lu Ze smiled and glanced at the restless artists.

He paused for ten seconds, and then...

He said something that everyone will never forget!