The Post-00S Variety Show Director Gave Reba A Urine Test At The Beginning

Chapter 8: Prepare Diapers In Advance, The Top Ones Are Designated Not To Diaper! If You Dare To Say

It's easy to drive an audience member crazy.

Then insert an advertisement in his favorite movie, TV series or variety show!

If you want to drive a group of viewers crazy at the same time, it’s even easier!

Just insert an advertisement at the moment when the big program is about to reach its climax!

Right now, Lu Ze has done such a "conscientious" thing!

More than 50 million and nearly 60 million viewers almost held their breath, waiting for him to reveal the true purpose of setting up the "script Q&A session."

But this damn host actually inserted an advertisement at such a critical moment!

Does he still have a heart? ! !

This is too damn stupid! ! !

Countless question marks and exclamation marks appeared in the live broadcast room barrage.

The audience went crazy and wanted to get into the screen to dig out Lu Ze and "whip and whip" her!

The five top performers on the stage were about to cry.

Brother...can you stop playing like this?

What kind of advertisements are there at this time?

We already had markers stuck in our bodies, and the guillotines were hanging three inches above our necks.

Then you told me that the executioner was going to perform a fucking rap?

I'm really not in the mood to watch it! !

The cold and stagnant air swirled in the studio.

In countless resentful glances, Lu Ze's figure gradually faded away.

The huge screen slowly lit up.

Although viewers are "resistant" to advertising breaks.

But they all looked at the screen.

I want to know which top-notch company is qualified to promote its products in such a high-profile variety show!

Then, they were stupid!

Am I fucking wrong?

You must have seen it wrong, right?

Otherwise, can anyone tell me why a diaper appears on the screen? !

Everyone was stunned, and their minds couldn't turn around for a while.

The highest-level variety show in Kyushu, a top-notch reality show guided and supported by dozens of ministerial-level units.

Actually found a mediocre diaper company to advertise?

This is so unreasonable!

"People always have three urgent needs!"

"Sometimes it's because I drank too much water, sometimes it's because my body is in a hurry, sometimes...it's because I'm scared and can't control myself!"

"Every time like this, you always encounter all kinds of problems."

“There’s no toilet within ten miles, and it’s an urgent matter and I can’t find time.”

"And...the fear is too strong to hold on for less than half a second!"

"As adults, you need to save face. In public, you need to look good!"

"Please use Birch adult diapers!"

“Always have one on hand to eliminate embarrassing situations.”

"Wear one in every issue to ensure your image won't be ruined!"

"We always advocate: You can shed tears on the stage, but you can't pee on the stage."

"Birch diapers, specially customized for the top class!"

"you deserve to have!"

The sound fell and the picture faded.

In the silent studio, the top performers on the stage had their mouths slightly open and their eyes blank.

no?

Is this a serious ad?

Why do you feel like every word is directed at you?

What does "you can shed tears on the stage, but you can't pee on the stage"?

I'm such an old man, can't I even hold my urine?

Or....

Are you destined to be unable to hold your pee if you participate in this show?

A strong sense of uneasiness quickly spread in my heart.

Could it be...that something is going to happen?

Lu Ze, who had just had this idea in his mind, reappeared in the light and shadow of the stage and finally spoke again.

"Commercial ends, welcome back!"

"Next, please let us reveal the reasons for setting up the script for the "Dare You Say?" stage!"

The body began to feel numb.

The spirit is tense and fast!

Lu Ze slowly swept his eyes from the top figures, with a hint of meaningful smile on his lips.

"Do you know why the theme of this stage is called "Do You Dare to Speak"?"

"Because the program team believes that since you are our carefully selected guests, you will definitely dare to speak and tell the truth!"

"Everyone just gave their own answers to every question in the script!"

"If you dare to say it, then we... dare to believe it!"

"Next, we will verify your answers one by one!"

Lu Ze paused and spoke in a steady tone.

"Until the entire variety show ends!"

"If your answers are completely true after verification, congratulations. As an artist in the entertainment industry who truly dares to tell the truth, you will be certified as a [Sincere Artist] by the Kyushu Culture and Communication Bureau, and will invest heavily in you for three consecutive years. official support resources!"

As soon as these words came out, there was a burst of applause from the audience.

This variety show is a bit ambitious!

Official resources have been invested for three consecutive years. In the entertainment industry, anyone who sees this will go crazy!

Eh, isn’t that right?

While the audience was chatting, they suddenly noticed something unusual.

Logically speaking, those top players should be very happy to hear such exciting news!

But why do they all look earth-colored and have such solemn expressions?

Smile! Why don't you laugh?

With this thought in mind, Lu Ze's voice appeared again.

"Of course, if your answer is untrue after verification! As a very influential public figure, you will naturally be subject to corresponding disciplinary measures!"

The big one is coming!

When Lu Ze said this lightly, almost everyone in the entertainment circle was paying attention to the show.

They all tensed up at the same time and listened without daring to express their anger.

Now, what they care about is no longer the real purpose of this show!

Because Lu Ze has made his purpose clear, which is to launch an unprecedented "big rectification" in the entertainment industry!

So now, what matters is not the purpose, but the scale!

Should we just brush it off as usual, or should we take a heavy step to rectify it!

This is the most important thing.

It directly determined how they should deal with this sudden attack next.

The atmosphere in the studio has reached freezing point.

Amidst heavy breathing, the final sentence finally arrived!

"There are three types of disciplinary measures!"

"Category 1, banned from acting for three years! Condition: your answer has the subjective consciousness of escaping ambiguity."

"Category two, revoking the artist's license and entering the [Artist Continuing Academy] to study every week for five years! Condition: Your answer is inconsistent with the facts, and there are at least five or more cases that can prove that you lied!"

"The third category, permanent ban and expulsion from the entertainment industry! Condition: Faced with the illegal and disciplinary phenomena committed by many people in the entertainment industry, not only did you not tell the truth, you also distorted the facts and deliberately covered it up!"

The biting coldness, accompanied by Lu Ze's voice, rushed into several people's bodies like knives.

Lu Ze's already pale face almost became a blank sheet of paper the moment he finished announcing the disciplinary measures.

The boots are on the ground!

The nightmare is coming quickly at this moment!

Only then did the top leaders realize what a stupid thing they had just done!

It's over, now...it's all over!

One day ago, they were still proud of their luck to be invited by Yang Ma, and they even opened the champagne in advance!

But now, the champagne liquid spilled into the air has turned into sharp arrows with thorns, flying down!

Pierce them completely!

"Okay, the first stage of the show is over."

"We will use various channels and methods to verify it in the next program recording."

"During this period, all artists please follow the arrangements of the program team, put down the work at hand, and witness the announcement of the final results throughout the entire process!"

The moment he finished speaking, several electronic mechanical sounds sounded in Lu Ze's mind at the same time.

[Fear value from Wang Yi +140! 】

[Fear value from Liu Xuan +100! 】

[Fear value from Xu Rui +80! 】

.......

The effect seems to be so good that it’s explosive!

Lu Ze smiled in his heart and raised his hand to point to the exit not far away.

"Please ask the five guests to return to the backstage waiting area!"

At Lu Ze's signal, several people walked towards the exit with their heads lowered and in despair.

However, just after they took a few steps.

Wang Yi, who was walking in the front, suddenly lost his legs and fell to the ground.

The few people behind didn't have any mood to react and dodge. They stepped on their feet and fell on the stage in all directions.

The scene is extremely funny and makes people sigh.

It is obvious that the psychological quality of these top-notch people has completely collapsed into slag.

It has to be Yang Ma. If you don’t take action, you will be killed. If you do, it will kill you!

This show suddenly... became interesting!

The crowd was agitated and there was a lot of discussion.

Lu Ze on the stage didn't even glance at the top performers who were in an abnormal state.

He smiled and raised the phone to his mouth again.

"Next, let's move into the second stage of the first episode!"

"theme--"

"How dare you say that!"

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