The Practice Lasted For Two And A Half Years, And He Blew Himself Up To Be Worth Hundreds Of Million
Chapter 81 The Power Of The Little Banknote Is Shocking, Pumping Water, Must Pumping Water!
Everyone chatted and continued cooking.
After Li Xuan finished cutting the vegetables, he dropped the kitchen knife and sat on the ponytail to eat watermelon with Puffy Zifeng.
Talking may be irrelevant, or funny and weird knowledge.
Pengpeng was greatly shocked when he heard it, and younger sister Zifeng hardly stopped laughing.
"Our righteous father of the nation is quite down-to-earth."
Teacher Huang admired the look in Li Xuan's eyes, and then added: "If you leave out those unconscious Valiant.
"The children of some wealthy families are actually very well-educated."
Teacher He knew what Teacher Huang meant.
It is estimated that Li Xuan's cooking skills are actually very good, much better than Teacher Huang.
But after the fight, I went to chat, and there was no intention of continuing to show off.
He is humorous, has no airs, and knows how to take care of other people's thoughts.
It seems that there are no shortcomings except Versailles?
"Do you think he did it on purpose?" Teacher Huang asked suddenly.
A black line appeared on Teacher He's forehead, and he sighed helplessly.
So angry.
The old fox really guessed it right.
When someone enters the entertainment industry, it's all to accumulate merit.
After working for a while, dinner was finally served on the table.
Although it was a show, everyone in Mushroom House gathered around the dinner table, listening to the birdsong outside, and feeling the evening breeze.
I have to say, Li Xuan feels very comfortable.
The management of this program is at most just inserting advertisements, there are not so many messy things.
There are two acquaintances, Dahua and Mr. He.
There is also sister Zifeng who is lovely and full of strong curiosity.
Pengpeng and Mr. Huang are like father and son.
Well, at least the atmosphere is better than that of Tomson Yipin's house.
I hope that Yearning can be aired soon, and the Palace Fighting Drama will be removed from the evening prime time.
"After dinner, what shall we do?"
Li Xuan was the first to finish eating.
"Li Xuan, you seem to be quite enthusiastic about rural life." Teacher He subconsciously said.
"I have always wanted to be a wild child at 29 since I was a child."
"After all, at home..."
"I understand, it's easy to get lost in the toilet."
Teacher He has learned to rush to answer.
"Ha ha ha ha.……"
The leeks on the teeth of the puffy smile are all exposed.
"Then let's go fishing at night later. Tomorrow is a good time to cook fish." Teacher Huang put down the bowl.
"Are there any fish around here?"
"Did the program crew put it in the pool?"
Li Xuan asked.
Father-in-law, please don't say anything outside.
Can this be said?
Our program team doesn't want to lose face.
However, sometimes being more realistic is also a program effect.
When this segment aired, it wasn't even cut off.
"Yes, yes, the production team rented a fish pond." Sister Zifeng also learned badly.
"That's good, don't worry about not being able to catch it."
Li Xuan said, looking at the camera seriously, and said: "Wait a minute, everyone in the program group, if you want to make program effects, dive into the water and hang fish on the hook, please arrange it for me first.
"After all, I am a person who cares about saving face, and you guys know a little bit about the world."
This serious look is simply too interesting.
The program team also took the camera and moved it up and down twice in cooperation, as if the audience was nodding.
When it was played later, the following subtitles were also added:
"The concubine wants to fulfill the request of the employer's father, but the concubine can't swim."
Mango TV has always understood the effect of programs.
Afterwards, they even put Huang Ama's dragon robe and watermelon hat on Li XuanP.
Add new members to the family bucket of expression packs.
Several people changed into water suits.
With the bucket in hand, he headed towards the fish pond.
It was pitch black all around, and Pengpeng and sister Zifeng no longer leaned on their father Huang, but leaned on Li Xuan's side.
Perhaps it is because of the sense of security brought about by the ability to make money?
Not to mention, the pond looks like that. It should have been used by fellow villagers to raise fish before, and it was rented out by the program crew.
I have to say that the pond is quite big, about the size of four basketball courts.
Even though it was too dark, I didn't know if there were any fish in it.
After they put up the lights, they sat by the river with a small horse. Mr. Huang was obviously experienced, so he made a nest for everyone.
Seeing Puffy who was obviously afraid of the dark, Li Xuan became playful.
"Puffy."
"Ah! . . . ah?"
The kid Puff was startled.
"It's a country tale."
"Strange talk??!" Zi Feng also moved to the side, as if she wanted to hear it but didn't dare to.
Both Teacher Huang and Teacher He were laughing.
This Li Xuan is playing tricks again to scare other children.
emmmmm, it seems that Li Xuan himself is not much bigger than the two little ones.
Adults don't care about children playing around.
Li Xuan said with a straight face:
"Tsk, it's said that if someone commits suicide by drowning in the river, his soul will linger in the place where he drowned. You know that the lake is full of yin, didn't you find it? It's very cool in summer by the river."
Pengpeng and Zifeng shrank their necks, and nodded like chickens pecking at rice.
Indeed, it is cool to be by the river in summer.
At first glance, it looks like a desertion in high school geography class.
The corners of Li Xuan's mouth were slightly raised, and he said in a faint tone:
"Those who die in the river will become water ghosts, trapped in the water and unable to reincarnate."
"So they will try their best to turn into various things, trick people into drowning, and be their scapegoats.
"For example, becoming a big fish..."
Puff: "!"
Zifeng: "?!"
They looked carefully at the river.
Suddenly his eyes widened, as if terrified.
"Brother Li Xuan, fish! What a big fish!" Sister Zifeng pointed to the water in front of Li Xuan.
Li Xuan turned his head in doubt and was also stunned.
Good guy, there is really a big fish, just quietly on the water surface on the shore, as if listening to a story.
The cameraman is also very understanding, and immediately went up to take pictures of the fish.
That's a big catfish with a head as big as the buckle they're sitting on!
"Ms. Huang, Mr. He, there really are water ghosts!" Peng Peng sat on the ground all of a sudden.
"Li Xuan is lying to you, teasing you."
"What about this fish?"
"Maybe he... came to hear the story?"
Teacher He also looked curiously.
I'll go, this fish is really big.
"Just kidding, not afraid, not afraid."
Li Xuan patted Sister Zifeng's head dumbfounded.
What a coincidence.
There happened to be a fish looking at him in the water, as if telling a story to him.
I don't know how many viewers are watching it.
"Go, go, join in the fun."
"Scared our sister Zifeng, if you don't leave, I'll have your juice."
Li Xuan threw a stone into the water.
The fish swam twice.
Didn't leave!
Instead, it swayed around and came back again.
Those eyes full of wisdom contained a trace of the contempt of a king.
It just makes people feel that they are despised by him.
In the later stage of the program group, a dialogue box was arranged next to the fish: "I will just quietly watch you pretend to be dead.
When it is released, the audience will probably burst out laughing.
Unexpectedly, someone can display the contempt of the king in front of the adoptive father!
It has done things that even the entertainment industry capitalists can't do!
After sister Zifeng realized it, she giggled and her eyes narrowed into slits.
"what do you mean."
"I'm fishing, and you're a fish listening to my story by the river, isn't that somewhat disrespectful.
Li Xuan was furious!
Not only did he fail to catch any fish, he was also ridiculed by a fish.
I am a dignified chaebol young master, can I get used to your stink?
Anyway, wearing a water jacket, Li Xuan just sprinted, ready to go down and catch the fish.
With my agility as high as 57 points, dealing with a fish must be...
clatter——
Water splashes.
Both Teacher He and Teacher Huang couldn't laugh or cry.
"Why did Li Xuan get involved with a fish?"
"Hahaha, this kid."
"That fish seems very clever, but he still can't catch it.
"Brother Li Xuan, come on!"
"Father, come on!"
Dahua, younger sister, and Pengpeng are standing on the shore.
Li Xuan's skill is very agile, there is one thing to say.
But it was in the water, the sky was getting dark again, and the fish was very slippery.
Swimming around Li Xuan's side, but couldn't catch it, and finally swam to the other side without a shadow, wagging its tail.
"It's too hot to bully people!"
Li Xuan felt that his dignity as a fishing legend had been insulted.
"Forget it, forget it, student Li Xuan."
"It's good to be the stupid son of a landlord's family."
Teacher He really couldn't hold back, and the tears of laughter came out.
"Scared our sister Zifeng, she dared to come back and show off her might."
"No! It must be cured today, because it is arrogant."
Li Xuan went to the shore and asked, "How long have we rented this fish pond?"
"Just rented it for half a year." Mr. Huang said.
"Then how about this, how much is the phone number of the fish pond owner, I want to buy this."
"Pump, must pump!"
Teacher Huang: "????"
1:"????"
Zifeng: "!"
Dahua: "Is it so unaffordable to have money?"
Li Xuan actually went to ask for a phone number from the owner of the fish pond, and immediately called the doctor.
The fish pond owner did the calculations for a long time, and Li Xuan said to give him a whole number.
400,000 yuan, plus water pumps and so on, will be delivered together.
The owner of the fish pond was frightened immediately, and repeatedly confirmed with 750. After receiving the money, he even borrowed the pumps from other villagers' homes and rushed over immediately.
Forty minutes later.
"Thank you folks."
"It's okay, there's a fish squawking in front of me, I have to be real about it."
"Well, please drain the water, and let it experience it today. What is money! Power! Power!!"
Li Xuan directed everyone to work.
Seven or eight water pumps began to pump water from the fish pond, which was called a fast one.
The friends of Mushroom House are already there in a daze.
On the ignorant tree, ignorant fruit, and under the ignorant tree, you and me.
What is this operation.
In order to be a real fish, you bought a mermaid pond and pumped water overnight?
Didn't we agree to go fishing? You call that fishing?
Sister Zifeng was a little scared after hearing that story.
Seeing that the water in the pond has been drained, Li Xuan looks for it in the pond as if in his own back garden.
The little fear just now,
Soon, the water was pumped to the bottom.
Like a junior high school student who brought his cousin home to seek revenge, he searched around in the pond where there was no water left.
Finally found the pike fish.
At this time, he was writhing in the mud, trying to hide in deeper soil.
Fortunately, it did not succeed, otherwise Li Xuan would have sacrificed the excavator.
The big catfish is really strong, but that's useless, now there is no water, and Li Xuan is a stinky younger brother in front of Li Xuan's strengthened strength.
It was pulled out immediately.
"Look, Zifeng, I have avenged you.
Li Xuanti went ashore with the catfish.
"Amazing.
"Tomorrow, let's ask Mr. Huang to stew fish soup."
Sister Zifeng is a simple little girl, she just thinks that the man who is catching the fish is so handsome.
I didn't realize it at all, the strange story was originally told by Ji Xuan.
"Let's catch some fish and go back.
"Well, you can catch whatever you want, and I will ask the fellow to trouble you later, pour the water back, and come back to fish later.
Li Xuan expressed the need for sustainable development.
As soon as these words came out, Teacher Huang couldn't help but support his forehead again.
Are you still fishing?
I'm afraid the fish in this fish pond will cast shadows on you!
See that big catfish in your hand?
The production team must give it a P in the later stage: "Can't afford it, can't I afford it?"
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