Seeing Zhang Tianbao in front of him, he had an expression of serious response to the exam.
Mr. Fang was very pleased and nodded secretly.
Immediately afterwards, Mr. Fang smiled mysteriously, and said pretending to be mysterious: "Now, start the second level of the exam." "
"The content of this second level of the exam is how to play psychological warfare well. "
"To put it bluntly, it's how to observe words and looks, and how to pat yourself on the back. "
After Mr. Fang's words were finished, almost all the students were extremely surprised and opened their mouths wide.
Seeing the reactions of the students, Mr. Fang knew it and smiled faintly.
Subsequently, Mr. Fang patiently explained: "It is good to study and study, but you can't read to death, read to death." "
"Gaining fame and fighting on the battlefield are of course the two most basic careers. "
However, these two basic paths are by no means shortcuts. "
"The contemptible people have a book of "The Secret Book of Promotion", 6636 volumes, which is written by a master. "
"Whoever can pass this exam, I will teach him all of this "Promotion Secrets". "
"If you want to learn to be an official, you must first learn to be a dog. "
When the students heard this, they were all in disbelief and their eyes widened.
All the students were unacceptable and discussed.
"Ahhhh............hh
"But............ Why??".
"Mr. Fang, this ............ , it can't be true, right?!".
"We have to be human and resolutely not dogs. "
"A good man is born in heaven and earth, he must be a frank and unrestrained person, how can he be a dog!"
"Yes, yes, yes, yes, we are upright people. "
"Be a dog............?!".
"Dog officer ............??!!
".............
Zhang Tianbao thought secretly: "It turns out that ............ That's how the dog officer came about. "
At this time, Mr. Fang continued: "If you want to be an official, you must first learn to be a dog. "
"Learn to be a dog, you have to learn to stammer, you have to be able to beg for mercy. "
"To do things for the master, you must be willing. "
"Now, learn how to please me, to slap me, to make me happy. "
"Come on, come on, you can all start now. "
Zhang Tianbao asked a little curiously, "Why do you stammer?"
Mr. Fang said angrily: "Zhang Tianbao, you pig brain." "
"If you want me to talk to me, do you have to let me teach you?"
"This ............ , the first trick to tie people up is to learn and look at people's eyes. "
"It's like a dog, if you're angry, it's going to leave right away. "
"If you're happy, it'll wag its tail at you. "
Zhang Tianbao said very narrowly: "I don't have a long tail, so how can I shake it?"
Suddenly, all the students burst into laughter.
Mr. Fang said angrily: "Hmph, I'll let you grow a tail." "
"Alright, alright, Zhang Tianbao. "
"You're going to slap me now, to please me, to pat me on the back. "
"If you, be able to pat me on the back. "
"And if you can make me feel uncomfortable at all, you can pass the test. "
Zhang Tianbao frowned slightly, and said with a little difficulty: "But I ............ , I'm not going to make a sycophant?".
Mr. Fang shook his head and said very unhappily: "People in the world like to listen to sweet words. "
"If you practice this set of skills, you can gallop in the officialdom and be invincible. "
Zhang Tianbao rolled his eyes, and said very slyly: "This sycophant, it's okay to pat other people's sycophants." "
"Mr. Fang, you have always been open-minded and have never liked to be put in a high hat. "
"If I dare to slap your ass, won't I slap the horse's leg?!".
"If I stay with you for a long time, I will become like you, open-minded. "
"Isn't the words you taught me going to be wasted, then?"
Mr. Fang's old face turned red, and he smiled and said, "Hahahaha, you can say it like this." "
"But, nowadays, there are not many people like you and me in officialdom. "
"Zhang Tianbao, as a teacher, I also hope that all people can have such a broad mind like you and me. "
Zhang Tianbao said again and again: "Yes, yes, what Mr. Fang said is very true. "
Mr. Fang smiled and said, "Okay, Zhang Tianbao." "
"Now, start slapping me on the back. "
"I'm ready for the sake of my teacher. "
Zhang Tianbao said very speechlessly: "Eh~~?!".
"Mr. Fang, I've finished filming!!".
After hearing Zhang Tianbao's words, Mr. Fang was slightly stunned, and couldn't help laughing.
Mr. Fang said with a smile: "Hehehehehe............ , OK, OK, OK. "
"Zhang Tianbao, you are amazing, you are amazing. "
"This sycophant is absolutely full marks. "
"Really, blue is better than blue. "
"You have successfully passed the second level of the exam. "
Suddenly, the other students looked at Zhang Tianbao with an extremely envious gaze.
Zhang Tianbao thought secretly: "Hahahaha, I successfully passed another level." "
"Slapping sycophants in front of narcissistic people is really a tried-and-true thing. "
"Sure enough, I wear thousands of clothes, but I don't wear sycophants. "
Immediately after, Mr. Fang continued: "Next, let's start the third level of the exam. "
"The content of the third level of the exam is to test your eloquence and ability to communicate with others. "
After Mr. Fang finished speaking, he slapped his hands hard.
I saw that a group of monks from Tianzhu Kingdom walked in one after another.
Then, this group of monks from the Tianzhu Kingdom sat down cross-legged next to the podium.
Mr. Fang smiled faintly, and then said, "Now, start the third level of the exam." "
"I ask you people to tell them jokes. "
"And you have to be so affectionate that you cry and tell them jokes. "
All the students were unacceptable and shook their heads one after another.
They all felt that they could not complete the task.
"This ............ It's just too hard. "
"I don't know how to tell jokes, let alone speak a foreign language. "
"Tell jokes to the monks of Tianzhu Kingdom, how should this be told?!".
"Forget it, forget it, let's give up as soon as possible. "
"That's it, that's it, I gave up as soon as I could. "
"Well, pull it down, I also give up. "
"I can't do it, whoever can do it. "
............
At this time, Zhang Tianbao asked puzzledly: "Mr. Fang, I have a question. "
"However, they don't speak Longguo, and I can't speak Tianzhu. "
"This ............ What do I have to say?!".
Mr. Fang smiled and said, "Because of this, none of them can understand the language of the Dragon Kingdom. "
"That's why I asked you to tell them jokes. "
"When you tell jokes, you must burst into tears, you must be grief-stricken, and you must be like your own father who died. "
"Let these monks of Tianzhu Kingdom cry bitterly and die in pain. "
Zhang Tianbao said in disbelief: "This and this............ , is this going to work?!".
Mr. Fang said confidently: "Zhang Tianbao, otherwise............ , you're going to give it a try?!".
"You just have to be able to figure out how to do it, and that's crucial. "
"In this world, there is no one who can't be moved, Zhang Tianbao. "
Zhang Tianbao, who looked confused, was in disbelief, and quickly shook his head.
And the domineering and black-bellied Mr. Fang smiled extremely slyly.
Immediately, Mr. Fang directly grabbed Zhang Tianbao under the podium, in front of the group of Tianzhu monks.
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