The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

"The next candidate is Cheng Yi, everyone applauds and welcomes her."

"Cheng Yi!"

"Cheng Yi!?"

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Cheng Yi was in a dream, and calls seemed to come from the horizon. Driven by instinct, he held the speech in his hand and walked to the podium in a daze.

Looking at the familiar yet young faces in the audience, he finally woke up and accepted the reality:

He is reborn!

One second, he was staying up late making ghost videos, and the next second, he appeared at the scene of the freshman campaign for class cadres.

Hearing the low chuckles and discussions coming from the audience, distant memories emerged from my mind and gradually overlapped with the scene in front of me.

The current scene is truly the most infamous scene in his university's dark history, a scene of social death.

Today is the second day of university. Class 1 of Economics is running for class president. In order to appear more formal, he rented a suit and fantasized about killing everyone and was successfully elected.

But the result was just the opposite.

The cheap suit that costs 50 yuan a day does not match his body shape. It hangs on him like it is hung on a clothes rack, empty and looking rickety and insignificant.

In addition, it was a hot summer day in September, and the sweltering weather in the south was like a steamer. Hot sweat flowed from his forehead, forcing him to unable to open his eyes.

In his previous life, he performed very poorly, and as expected, the squad leader ended up in another family.

When the teacher read out the candidates for the squad leader, he, who was already suffering from heatstroke, fainted and caused a panic in the class.

Cheng Yi also became the chief joke of the economic class and lost the right to choose a spouse for four years.

"Classmate Cheng Yi, hurry up and start." An urging voice came from the audience.

"I'm sorry, teacher, I'll start right away!"

Cheng Yi clenched his fists and his heart became solemn:

Save your failed college life in one fell swoop!

Rebirth begins with becoming the squad leader!

Fortunately, his several years of work experience in his previous life have allowed him to develop an extremely rich face, and he can talk eloquently and handle situations like this with ease.

Cheng Yi first cleared his throat and coughed a few times, attracting everyone's attention. Then he lowered his head to look at the speech in his hand and read:

"Dear fellow Mai country, today I am here to reiterate the greatness of our country, regarding the Mai country dream..."

The discussion in the audience fell silent for a moment.

Cheng Yi raised his head: "I seem to have entered the wrong screen. Teacher, please tell me, today is not running for President of Mai Country, but something else?"

The class teacher saw that Cheng Yi was playing tricks and smiled: "It's not true. Today is just a small event to run for class cadres."

Cheng Yi clenched the speech script in his hand with an expressionless expression, and muttered in a low voice: "It's all ready."

The humorous performance immediately caused a burst of laughter from the audience.

Cheng Yi put on a serious face: "Since I am not running for president, there is no need for me to be so formal. If this suit is worn out, I have to pay for it."

As he spoke, he took off his suit, put it on his arm, loosened his tie, and unbuttoned the first button of his white shirt.

Cheng Yi breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile: "Sure enough, this is much more comfortable.

Hello everyone, let me introduce myself first. My name is Cheng Yi. I come from Jinan, Shandong. The position I am running for today is monitor."

"Standing on this campaign stage, I can actually show off my resume and honors like the classmates in front of me, or I can say some nice words and write a few empty promises."

"Everyone can say this kind of thing, and I believe I can also say it beautifully. However, I believe that all the students sitting here are not here to listen to empty talk, but to elect a monitor who is responsible and does practical things.

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I know clearly what kind of college life everyone expects: freedom, relaxation, and dreams.

However, I responsibly tell you that college life is far from as beautiful as you may imagine.

All kinds of boring lectures are used to recruit you to recruit people, all kinds of meaningless school activities are forced to participate in you, and all kinds of questionnaires harass you all day long.

The study department, office, club, sports department, health department, it seems like any other department can lord it over you. They sign in early in the morning for self-study, check classes, check bed, and check hygiene. They take turns to torment you every day and every week.

I am not being alarmist, nor am I saying that our school is not good, but that this is true of all universities.

If I were the monitor, what I could do is appeal to the preferences of my classmates.

I don’t go to lectures I don’t want to go to, I don’t make appointments to events I don’t want to attend, and I just play with some bullshit questionnaires.

The study department, office, and health department, these two departments, are fine with enforcing the law impartially. If they want to show off or show off their prestige, then let them go away.

No one in our class can be bullied! No matter how wronged you are, remember, the monitor will protect you!

This is the first point of my commitment."

The students were captured by Cheng Yi’s typhoon and started cheering:

"Domineering!"

"I thought it was bronze at the beginning, but I didn't expect it was a king!"

Cheng Yi added: "Second, let me ask you, do you know what is the most important thing in college?"

Cheng Yi asked several classmates to answer and called out their names accurately, as if he had known them for a long time.

Cheng Yi used a little trick here. Everyone wants to be respected. Remembering the name is a kind of respect.

You know, it's only the second day of school, and many people haven't even remembered their roommates' names.

Seeing their surprised looks, Cheng Yi knew that he had performed well.

After getting several answers, Cheng Yi continued:

"Some students say it's grades, some say it's exercise and growth. They are indeed all important, but the most important thing is credits. This is related to whether you can graduate successfully. Many students may think that graduation is just a matter of time and effort. It's very simple.

, but let me tell you a data from previous years... Therefore, after I was elected, my biggest focus was on credits. I guarantee that everyone in our class can get enough credits and graduate smoothly!"

"The third point is that in addition to study, emotional life is also very important. Who doesn't long for sweet love? But you have all seen the situation in our class. There are 23 girls and 9 boys. There are more wolves and less meat."

"In the face of this situation, after I take office, I will carry out a large-scale friendship between classes. Regardless of major or college, whether it is property management, computer, civil engineering, or sports college, art college. Whether it is seniors or juniors,

Oh, the juniors and juniors will have to wait until next year."

"Anyway, as long as you like it, I'll take care of it, and you can talk about love yourself.

As long as you have enough contact with the opposite sex, I don’t believe you can’t be single anymore!

When they graduated, other classes only had degree certificates and graduation certificates, and our class also had a marriage certificate. They were so envious."

"Monitor, do you have a wife? I want to talk to you!" a girl shouted from below.

"I'm sorry, the famous flower has an owner."

"Humph, then I won't vote for you!"

Cheng Yi smiled and did not answer any more words. He turned to face all the classmates and said:

"The above is my campaign speech. I do what I say, but if I fail to do anything in the future, you can scold me in person!

I’m done, all you beauties and handsome guys remember to vote for me.”

After saying that, Cheng Yi bowed and walked off the stage gracefully.