The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

Chapter 114 Cheng Yi's Eighteenth Birthday Diary

Saturday, November 19, 2016.

Today is a very special day. It is my 18th birthday. After today, I will be an adult.

Legally an adult.

When I woke up in the morning, I noticed something unusual. The quilt was stretched extremely high.

My Da Jinjin, who is at the ceiling of human beings, seems to be complaining: You have grown up, now you have no excuses, right? Find a hole for me to drill, I am going to be fucked bald by you.

I pressed it down and told it bad news and good news.

The good news is: Brother has already found a good sister for you.

The bad news is: I have a sister, but I can’t count on her in the short term. The girl on the right can’t live without you now. If you get tired of her, the girl on the left can do it, but the girl on the left is not very good at it.

It jumped a few times and was very dissatisfied. I apologized to it and wrapped it around my waist as usual.

Get up, wash up, exercise, nothing happens.

While having breakfast, I checked QQ and WeChat messages.

At 00:00, Yang Hanyu sent me a message: I wish you a happy eighteenth birthday, peace and joy/love

I thought about it and replied with two words: thank you.

Many people have posted it, including my classmates, my fans, and employees of the company. Some posted it this morning, and some posted it at 00:00.

I counted, and those sent to me at 00:00 included Yang Hanyu, Zhang Hanran, Qu Yang, Xiao Qun, and Xue Ying.

I selected some messages and replied to them, but I didn’t reply to some. I will reply to them in Moments and Space tomorrow.

The first thing I did in the morning was an exclusive interview with "Economic News".

After what happened last night, Zhu Jing became much more honest and did not jump in front of me, and he also valued my opinions.

I said to myself: You said it would be better to do this earlier? Why do you have to go through a process of showing off and getting slapped in the face? Are you tired?

But some people just need to take care of themselves, which is understandable.

Just like the great man's poem:

Fighting against heaven is endless fun. Fighting against earth is endless fun. Fighting against humans is endless fun.

If everyone were meek and humble, this poem would not exist.

To put it bluntly, mixed society is a process of fighting with others.

Hold it, hold it, the pen is almost out of water. Writing a diary is not writing a composition. It doesn’t spread so much. (Damn it, I said it doesn’t spread. It’s 24 more words. No, it’s 41.)

All in all, the shooting process went smoothly in the morning. The main focus was on interviewing me. I didn’t have time in the afternoon, so they went to interview Professor Chen Guopei.

At noon, I called my parents and grandma.

They didn't even know that today was my birthday and asked me if I had no money to spend.

Well, we are all from the countryside, so don’t pretend to be from the city.

How can poor rural children have the concept of birthdays?

It seems that since I was a child, my parents have never celebrated my birthday.

I don’t have any complaints. I’m content with them raising me up. I don’t have missing arms or legs, and I don’t have the many misfortunes of my original family.

In addition to envying others for having new clothes to wear and new toys to play with, childhood was also quite happy (not counting the beatings)

My dad works out of town as a construction worker and only has time to talk on the phone for a short period of time at noon.

My dad and I actually had nothing to talk about. I asked him if he had eaten, and he asked me if I had eaten. He asked me to study hard, and I asked him to pay attention to his body and not to tire himself.

My mother works as a farmer at home. A typical rural woman has nothing to talk about. She doesn’t talk to me about trivial things in the countryside because she’s afraid of annoying me. I don’t talk to her about school things either. I don’t want to talk about them.

I just remember that in my previous life, my mother told me that she had never seriously traveled in her life.

Yes, my mom, I have never eaten at KFC, visited Wanda Plaza, or watched a movie in a cinema in my life.

There will definitely be opportunities in this life. When I go home for the holidays, I must take my mother to travel and see this colorful world.

Then there is my grandma. My grandma is old and her voice sounds old. But every time she receives a call from me, she is very surprised.

I love my grandma very much. I love her as much as my mother. Every time I come back from her house, there are big and small bags, and she also gives me pocket money. More than half of my pocket money came from her when I was a child.

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Deep in my memory, I only said one harsh word to her. It was when I was very young, about four or five years old. My grandma said: Nephew, I am so good to you, you want to buy me a big TV when you grow up.

I said something at that time: Grandma, you will be dead when I grow up.

Grandma was angry all afternoon, and I regretted it for more than ten years.

In the afternoon, I went to the company. The "Fan Birthday Gift Unboxing Video" had been edited and the special effects had been completed.

I took a look at the effect, and it was okay. Xu E had completely transformed into my shape. The video was fast-paced and well-detailed. The selection of BGM was very appropriate, and the special effects were also good.

He grew up very quickly, but this was still not enough. I re-edited it based on his work and asked him if he understood.

He read it two or three times, but he seemed to understand but not fully understand it.

I told him that the most important point is the emphasis on the "laughing point".

Some of the laughs appear too quickly and too briefly, passing by before the audience can react, which fails to achieve the desired effect.

Therefore, there are many ways to emphasize the "laughing point" and they are not rigid.

For example, repeatedly asking, such as upgrading, or tuning (the most typical method in tuning is to make the sound thicker or slower)

In addition, various special effects are used to enhance the laugh points. Such as petrification special effects, facial stretching special effects, etc.

Another way is to highlight the laugh points through changes in BGM, for example:

The sky is blue and there are paper cranes outside the window.

In a previous life, this BGM was used by Thirty-seven Jianxiao in a series of videos called "Don't Make Pairs in Class", and later became a common BGM for the up owners of the x site.

It is mainly used to express sad and desolate emotions, as well as moments of embarrassment and social death.

So much so that later, users of station

Xu E listened very carefully and took a page in his notebook.

I patted him on the shoulder and told him that he still had a lot to learn.

Wang Zhijun also asked people from the micro-film club to do the special effects for Ultraman Tiga's transformation. I looked at it and nodded. This special effect was barely enough.

Finally, at five o'clock in the afternoon, the video was completely edited.

I notified the upload time in the fan group, and then disappeared.

In the evening, I held a birthday party at Haoshihui. To be honest, I really didn’t want to do it because the scene would be too big and high-profile.

But I have to do it, because the news that I am celebrating my 18th birthday today has spread widely.

The 18th birthday is a major event in most people's lives.

In short, whether I wanted to or not, I did it anyway.

The people invited were all the students in Economics Class 1, company employees, all the 16th-level business school classes, Chen Binghe and Zhu Jing, counselors Sister Fang and Brother Bin, secretary Zhao Lei, dean Cheng Ming, and principal Jiang Hai.

Everyone was invited, but some came and some didn't.

For example, Cheng Ming and Jiang Hai didn't come. Of course I knew they wouldn't come, so I asked politely so as not to think I didn't value them.

Secretary Zhao Lei came, but he sat for a while and then left. However, this was enough to give me face.

The counselors Sister Fang and Brother Bin were there throughout the process.

The total number of people who arrived was fifty or sixty, and there were six tables in total.

This is my first birthday party in my life. It is my first birthday party and so many people came to celebrate me.

I looked at the suspended ceiling, it was so dazzling.

On the dining table, delicacies from the mountains and seas are spread among each other.

People I knew well and those I didn't know all raised their glasses to me in celebration. Some looked jealous, some envied, some pleased, some admired, some admired, and some disdained.

I thought to myself:

How many of these people came here because of my glory? How many of them did not leave when I declined?

After returning to the dormitory, I was already half drunk.

Now, I am lying on the bed writing in my diary.

I think, I understand, I won't worry about the answer anymore.

I want to continue to be brilliant.

After today, I will be 18 years old.

Good night, 18-year-old boy.

ps:

It is now November 20, 2016.

I was drinking last night and forgot something very important. I will write this down in a notebook for the rest of my life!

Zhou Hengfeng, Yin Chao, Huang Shu, they all gave me birthday gifts.