The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

Although this contract has many restrictions and can even be described as harsh, the knife of the future is far less terrifying than the current existential crisis.

The dog-headed girl is the one who can sell herself to a middle-aged man for college tuition. She can't refuse this contract.

"I accept."

Cheng Yi warned: "You have to think clearly, now that you are my fan, I can lend you a sum of money to help you tide over the difficulties, but after you sign this contract, we are the relationship between the boss and the employee.

If you have any behavior that violates the contract, I will deal with it business-like and without mercy."

"It doesn't matter, I can do it."

"Okay, you can change your name to boss now."

"Boss, I will be obedient and not cause you any trouble."

Cheng Yi couldn't say whether he believed her words or not. He only looked at the results.

Then, he called the company's legal department and asked the legal department to draft a signing contract.

After the contract was drawn up, Cheng Yi successfully signed it with the dog-headed girl on the same day.

After the contract was signed, Cheng Yi began to think about the position of the dog-headed girl.

In Cheng Yi's plan, the dog-headed girl, like Zhang Hanran, will focus on dizzying and focus on short videos of a few seconds to ten seconds.

But she is different from Zhang Hanran. Zhang Hanran is a goddess, her works are relatively clean, she does not sell sex or show off, and her fan base includes both men and women.

Men want a woman like her, and women want to be a woman like her.

But the dog-headed girl is different. A cute girl like her is difficult to be accepted by most female netizens in the Internet environment of 2016.

Therefore, it is still necessary to establish a girlfriend's personality and take the route of pleasing men.

She can use creative ideas that Zhang Hanran cannot use, and can shoot videos that Zhang Hanran cannot shoot.

Two people can complement each other perfectly, one is a clear stream and the other is a turbid stream.

Of course, the turmoil cannot go too far, the bottom line must still be maintained.

Lewd but not lascivious, coquettish but not slutty.

Welfare photos showing hair like the dog-headed one from his previous life are absolutely not allowed.

Considering her appearance: short midriff and chin, pitiful big eyes, slightly tilted nose, and small mouth.

Not like a dog, but more like a little wild cat.

Cheng Yi thought of several short video themes related to cats.

1. Rattle and dress up.

2. Aligado cat ear dance

Three, lose the cat and cross-dress.

Fourth, learn to meow like a cat

The three videos create the persona of the cat-type girlfriend, quickly forming a memory point, and then using Zhou Hengfeng's account to help her lead her to obscenity, which can quickly attract fans and open up the situation.

As for learning to meow, although Cheng Yi didn't memorize all the lyrics, he could still hum a few lines, and this kind of salivating song only needs to be catchy.

He could have just continued from the beginning.

However, learning the song Meow is a big project that will take ten days and a half. The top priority is to make three videos first.

In the next few days, Cheng Yi was preparing the props needed to shoot the video for the dog-headed girl, while also uploading the video from the comic exhibition to the x station.

Title: Challenge of Persecuting Fans at Comic Con

Introduction: All the scenes in this video have been authorized by the parties involved, so please feel free to watch it. In addition, this video contains social behavior, please do not imitate it at will.

An hour after uploading, Cheng Yi opened the video to check fans' feedback.

"Hello everyone, I am Cheng Yi, the up owner who strives to bring happiness to everyone. Today I came to the icup19 comic exhibition site and randomly arrested passers-by for persecution."

[Highlight the emphasis and remember the persecution at this time]

【Cheng Yi still doesn’t know what will happen next! 】

[The one who came back from behind was laughing so hard]

Cheng Yi was a little angry. Although there were some examples later where people were persecuted instead of being persecuted, it was all because of the effectiveness of the program!

Program effect!

"I see a very good-looking cosplayer, come with me."

In the video, the first one to appear is the young lady in the red dress. Her super good looks, absolute domain, and voluptuous white silk stockings instantly hit the xp of countless pornographic commentators.

[The young lady is so pretty]

[Who is this coser? Does x station have an account? 】

[This girl is wanted across the internet]

【This dress is so white! The air is so strong!】

[Who is this chattering man in the video? Can you please open it and don’t delay me to watch the up master]

Cheng Yi:(?_?|||)

Damn it! Are all the users of broken websites so oblivious to their loyalty?!

With millions of fans, I have become a substitute!

"Hey! Hey! Hey! I know you, I'm your fan!"

"Did you see that I also have female fans?"

However, her next sentence made the barrage burst into laughter:

"What's your name?"

【Your name】

【"I am your fan"】

"Let me think about it...ah, by the way, is your name Chengtie?"

[Hahahaha, Cheng Tie made me laugh so hard]

[Who still remembers Cheng Yi’s words about persecuting fans? 】

[Persecuting fans × being persecuted by fans√]

"My name is not Chengtie, my name is Airplane!"

"Sumi Marcain, hello, Mr. Airplane."

【double kill】

【Mr. Airplane】

[Well done, young lady]

"Does your family know that you are so naughty? Without further ado, let me ask you a few questions."

In the video, the lady in the red dress put on a serious expression: "Ask me!"

"Which of the 26 letters is the stupidest?"

"emmm...b?"

"u."

Miss:￣へ￣

[Deduct money for homophonic memes!

】

[The little sister’s expression is so cute]

【All rise!】

"Let me ask you one more question, if I become the sun, what does it mean if I remove Cheng and Yang?"

"Am I too old?"

"You got it right, you're a pervert!"

…

"What is worn on the head is called a hood, what is worn on the hands is called a glove, and what is worn on the feet is called?"

"Footmuffs?"

"Shouldn't it be socks?"

[The young lady begins to doubt life]

[Cheng Yi is really an old sow wearing a bra, one set after another]

[Hahaha, I learned it, I’ll go find my roommate right away to compete]

After the first girl finished the routine, in the video, as soon as Cheng Yi was about to leave, the girl shouted: "You haven't told me your name yet!"

[The young lady wins back the victory]

【His name is Chengdui!】

[Cheng Yitong’s real name]

【Persecuted by fans 4/10】

The second person who appears in the video is the little sister Hatsune Miku. In 2016, the concentration of two-dimensional characters at station x was still very high. As a top two-dimensional character, Hatsune Miku has a strong appeal.

As soon as it appeared, the screen was filled with blue barrages.

【miku!

!

】

【Wife, wife, wife!

!]

[The Knights meet Her Royal Highness the World’s First Princess!

!】×99

"Little sister, I have a few questions to ask you, okay?"

"Yeah!"

“What’s between one and three?”

"Yes and!"

[Oh haha, the routine doesn’t work anymore]

[The little sister reacted too quickly]

[Looking at Cheng Yi’s shocked expression, I really started to eat]

"Say Snow White three times."

"Snow White Snow White Snow White!"

"How many dwarfs are there in Cinderella?"

"There are no dwarfs in Cinderella!"

[For a group to go to the scene to kidnap, has anyone signed up? 】

【Add me one!】

【Are all those born in 2000 so smart?】

【Cheng Yi:???】

"last question!"

"bring it on!"

“If the real numbers x and y satisfy x2y2≤1, then what is the minimum value of |2xy﹣2||6﹣x﹣3y|?

Ask again, how to prove that any integer greater than 2 can be written as the sum of three prime numbers."

In the video, little Miku is in a sluggish state, with question marks written all over her baby-fat little face, as if her computer is down.

"This little girl is so terrible. Today we must let her see the dangers of society."

A barrage of voices denounced Cheng Yi:

[Little girl: Has turned black!]

[Cheng Yi is a dog, Cheng Yi is a dog, Cheng Yi is a dog!

!]

【Don’t bully little Hatsune!

】

[If I heard correctly, the second question is Goldbach’s conjecture, right?]

[Twenty-five years later, she won the Nobel Prize in Mathematics. When talking about her mathematical enlightenment, she remembered a cartoon exhibition]

[Brothers, let Cheng Yi see the dangers of society. If you refuse to like and vote, start with me]

Seeing this barrage, Cheng Yi was momentarily confused.

Do you think it's fun to bully a little girl?...Well, it's fun.

But! I am also under psychological pressure, okay? I need to give coins and likes to comfort me.

The third person to leave the country is the cross-dressing boss.

At first, only her back appeared in the video. She was about 1.8 meters tall, wearing a long purple dress, with black hair like a waterfall, and she stood tall and graceful.

The barrage thought it was some kind of peerless beauty, but when the "peerless beauty" spoke, the barrage was shocked when she heard the rough voice.

[Cracked on the spot 233]

[Take out the series that is bigger than you]

【Cardiopulmonary arrest】

【Open your mouth and kneel】

[It turns out to be your little brother]

"Hello, I'm shooting a video now, can I check your favorites of station x?"

"Ah, can this be checked?"

"Ah, isn't this something that can't be checked?"

…

"You sign your name and I'll show it to you!"

In the video, Cheng Yi took out a pen and signed it for the cross-dressing boss.

[Where did you get the pen from? Hey!

!]

[Am I the only one who remembers that this is the pen in the unboxing video?]

[Cheng Yi is really a man who does what he says/thumbs up]

Cheng Yi didn't know for a moment whether this was a compliment or a mockery.

…

"Study material collection? There's nothing good in it. Sure enough, as I expected, it's all black stockings and legs."

"It's really just learning materials. I learn how to dress myself."

At this time, the picture deliberately gave a close-up of the legs of the cross-dressing boss.

She has well-proportioned and straight legs in black stockings. The stockings are of good quality, very transparent and very shiny. You can vaguely see the fair skin underneath.

At this time, the audience was just like Cheng Yi in the video, dumbfounded.

【What he said makes sense】

【True Learning Materials】

[I’m greedy looking at a man’s legs]

[First of all, I’m not gay, but his legs are really nice]

In the video, Cheng Yi continued to ask:

"What's going on with this house dance? There are also biting birds and Xin Xiaomeng! You can't explain this!"

Women's clothing boss Dan must deal with:

"This is also a study material. If you don't believe me, I'll show it to you!"

He really jumped up, and the post-editing also added a pink filter to him and replaced it with sweet BGM.

In the romantic atmosphere, he waved his hands, stretched his legs, lowered his waist, stuck out his butt, and made cute expressions.

The skirt is flying, the hair is flying...

[Why does it suddenly look good?]

【What a cute boy!

!

】

【I was stunned!】

[Are the requirements of women’s clothing bosses so high now? 】

[Crying after watching the house dance area]

"This, this, there's a big problem with "4 Ways to Quit Craft Work Easily", am I caught?"

"This..."

In the video, the cross-dresser finally lost his mind: "I collected this for my friend! It's true!"

In the video, Cheng Yi talks seriously to the camera:

"Usually when someone says something like "I have a friend, don't doubt it. He says it's him. This classic link is called making friends out of nothing!"

[Hahahaha, I learned it, making friends out of nothing is so cool]

[My friend wants to know four ways to quit]

【←Learn now and use it now】

[If you don’t understand, just ask, can a crossdresser also do crafts? 】

[The picture is so beautiful, my imagination is crazy!]

At this time, the camera cut to the mobile phone, clicked on Zhou Hengfeng's page, and found that it was in the following status.

In the video, Cheng Yi kindly clicked the unfollow button for him.

"Don't pay attention to anchors with negative energy like this! Pay more attention to anchors with positive energy like me."

【Persecution of Ah Feng(1/1)】

【See Manli】

【A Feng Fan-1】

[Sheba Afeng: Meow meow meow???]

[A Feng expressed his concern]

[Afeng people are sitting at home, and powder falls from the sky]

It seems that Zhou Hengfeng has lost one fan this time, and he is losing blood!

However, Zhou Hengfeng's appearance in the video increased his exposure, which in turn prompted more viewers to get to know Zhou Hengfeng.

Not only did it increase fans, it also increased the effectiveness of the program.

All we can say is that this wave is in the atmosphere.

"Positive anchor, I don't believe it, let me see what's in my favorites."

"You see!"

"The best oral English course in YouTube, with intensive lectures on advanced mathematics. Three hours will allow you to not fail the management course..."

"I have already said that I am a positive up owner. There are not many up owners like me who love to learn at x site!"

Not only the cross-dressing boss couldn't believe this wave, but the barrage also couldn't believe it.

【Shall I type one slowly?】

[I suspect Cheng Yi collected it in advance]

[← To be more confident in the previous section, remove the words “I doubt”! 】

[This is not the Cheng Yi I know]

Cheng Yi:???

By the way, what kind of Cheng Yi do you know? Isn’t my external image like a beautiful tree facing the wind, charming and suave, and extremely knowledgeable?

Who leaked the news?

Next, two young ladies came into the scene, but they were both being persecuted instead of being persecuted. Cheng Yi could imagine how the barrage ridiculed and ridiculed him.

"I sacrificed too much for the effectiveness of the show!"

He did not continue to look back, but clicked on the comment area:

"I know who you are, you are that...that...train, doge"

"The cross-dressing lady's legs are whiter and thinner than mine."

"This issue is another big laugh."

"We know each other, be careful when visiting comics exhibitions in the future and avoid this guy [doge]"

"I walked around the comic exhibition venue for three times and didn't see Cheng Yi. Woohoo, I'm really aggrieved. I came to Shanghai specifically this time. I really want to be interviewed. I also want to persecute Chengyi/Insidious."

Nima, have you seen Tu Qiong Dagger?