The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

There were still two days left before the military training, and the academy issued a notice:

Boys are required to have short hair, and girls are required to have short hair that reaches the ears.

The whole class was suddenly filled with mourning.

The most amazing thing is another cool operation by the Shonan University of Science and Technology:

First go to class and then the military training. The military training will be from October 1st to October 14th, lasting for half a month.

It justifies taking up the National Day holiday.

Cheng Yi went to the 116 dormitory to visit. When he arrived at the 116 dormitory, he found that his position had risen by two inches.

"You two have cut your hair?"

There are four boys living in dormitory 116, Hu Tian, ​​Zhou Ke, Punan and Cao Ge.

The two positions that have been settled are Punan and Cao Ge.

"You may not believe it if I tell you." Pu Nan said, "I don't even know what happened just now."

Cao Ge added: "Two seniors rushed in just now and said what department they were from, but I didn't hear clearly.

I was still in bed at that time, and he stepped on the ladder and pulled me directly off the bed. Then he pressed me on the stool and shaved my head. After shaving my head, he took five yuan per person and left."

Punan looked confused: "I shaved my head out of nowhere."

As he said this, he subconsciously scratched his neck and said, "I filled my neck with hair residue."

"I didn't even put a cloth around you or anything?"

"That's not the case. I just pushed it directly. After collecting the money, I left."

"That's rough!" Cheng Yi laughed to death.

Only then did Cheng Yi remember that this was exactly the same as the plot in his previous life.

Is there any department dedicated to this matter?

It's just a few unscrupulous seniors who bought their own hair clippers, bullied the freshmen who didn't know anything, and went from dormitory to dormitory to get haircuts.

The haircut was extremely rough. They didn't wash their hair or put a cloth around it. They just dropped the hair on the ground and didn't care.

Take the money and leave.

I made money while standing.

Cheng Yi explained it to Liang Cuntou, and Liang Cuntou couldn't understand it immediately.

"Can this still happen?"

"What if I don't? But this senior is very conscientious about charging. It's more than ten yuan a head outside, so you two won't lose."

Then Cheng Yi saw Hu Tian's full head of hair and asked, "Why don't you pay attention?"

Hu Tiandao: "I just went out to buy breakfast."

"You can be considered as having escaped."

Cheng Yi looked at Bunan and Cao Ge as if they were idiots, and the more he thought about it, the funnier they became.

I can't help but think of the scene of the two of them being dragged down by two crooks to have their heads shaved.

Fuck, that’s so funny.

At this time, a thought came into Cheng Yi's mind:

This can be regarded as a short video material, pretending to be a sophomore, giving a freshman a haircut!?

Then, he evaluated it in his mind.

Suicide, comedy, pranks, excitement, all the elements are gathered together.

The result of filming the show should be good!

Moreover, this was his first original idea.

Worth trying.

Cheng Yi immediately returned to his dormitory, took out a pen and paper, and began to formulate a copy.

Ten minutes later, a copy of more than 200 words was released.

Without further ado, Cheng Yi immediately found Zhou Hengfeng and brought Hu Tian over.

Hu Tian is happy to be involved.

Cheng Yi divided the labor:

I am my own hairdresser, Zhou Hengfeng serves as my assistant, and Hu Tian is responsible for filming.

Then the three of them went straight to Fallen Street and found several hardware stores before buying a hair clipper, which cost them eighty yuan.

Then the three of them went straight to the dormitory in Area 1. The dormitory in Area 1 was a male dormitory, and it was also occupied by freshmen from Grade 16.

However, District 1 is an old dormitory area with no independent bathroom and a dormitory for eight people. The conditions are more difficult than the dormitory in District 8. Correspondingly, the accommodation fee is also lower.

"Remember to follow me." Cheng Yi was explaining the play to Zhou Hengfeng and Hu Tian. "We play the role of sophomores, so we must grasp several points in the performance. We must have a big temper, be arrogant, be bossy, and be consistent."

"Think about what sophomore year did to us. You two can take our place."

"Also, Hu Tian, ​​you have to make sure that your phone's camera keeps an eye on me and Zhou Hengfeng, and the camera doesn't move. Pay special attention to the light."

Both of them were very nervous, excited and exciting.

"Okay, start shooting!"

Cheng Yi stood in front of the camera with a bright smile:

"Hello everyone, I am Cheng Yi who strives to bring happiness to everyone!"

"Today, I will launch an ultimate invincible abyss purgatory level death challenge!"

"I am a freshman now, but my roommate Zhou Hengfeng and I will play the role of sophomores and shave the heads of the freshmen who are about to undergo military training!"

"If this challenge is seen through, you will die!"

"A Feng! Say something harsh!"

Zhou Hengfeng was a little nervous when he faced the camera for the first time. He choked out one word: "Fuck!"

"Okay! Very vulgar! Without further ado, let's start our challenge!" Cheng Yi waved his hand.

The three of them walked to a dormitory door.

Cheng Yi slammed the door directly: "Open the door, open the door!"

"Who is it?" A boy pulled on his slippers and opened the dormitory door.

"Hello, I'm from the Military Training Coordination Department of the 15th-level student union office."

Cheng Yi showed the squad leader's work ID card at the speed of light.

The boy was obviously frightened by this long list of names. He didn't even look at his work permit and said in a daze: "Oh, what's wrong, senior?"

Cheng Yi was still a little nervous, but when he saw the boy's reaction, he breathed a sigh of relief. It's a good start!

He said: "We are here to conduct a surprise haircut inspection. Have you received the haircut notice?"

"It was sent to the class group."

"Then why haven't you cut your hair yet?" Cheng Yi glanced at the boy.

"Oh, I originally wanted to..."

"Think whatever you want!"

Before the boy finished speaking, Cheng Yi gave Zhou Hengfeng a wink, so Zhou Hengfeng went up and pushed the boy down on the stool.

Then, Cheng Yi put the scarf on the boy.

Cheng Yi didn't wait for him to react, and with the boy's confused expression, he just pushed the fader down.

Buzz buzz.

The black hair fell down.

"Senior, what are you doing, senior? I don't want it, senior!"

"Junior, you don't want to have points deducted!"

"Senior, don't deduct points from me."

"Then just cooperate and I'll do it quickly."

Then, Cheng Yi pushed hard one after another, and in less than a minute, the boy was reduced to a cunt.

The boy touched his bare head, wanting to cry but not having any tears, with an expression of being spoiled.

The remaining seven people in the dormitory were also stunned and trembling.

"Come on, you little fat boy!" Cheng Yi pointed at the chubby boy indifferently, "It's your turn!"

"I?"

"What nonsense!"

"oh oh."

Little Fatty sat obediently on the stool while Cheng Yi cut his hair.

This dormitory can be said to be quite simple. Cheng Yi's identity was not questioned throughout the whole process. He was really pretending to be too much like him.

This bossy look is what they come into contact with from the people in the student union.

As long as he clicks on it, it will be an inch.

In the end, this dormitory gained eight inches of hair and a mess of hair.

After cutting, Cheng Yi went to collect the money with a cold face, "Five yuan per person!"

"oh oh!"

"Senior, can I transfer money via WeChat?"

“Is Alipay okay?”

A simple group of eight people each paid five yuan.

After collecting the money, Cheng Yi said: "Call it off and go to the next dormitory."

But he said this to the camera, and after he said it, he didn't really leave.

Cheng Yi poked Zhou Hengfeng. Zhou Hengfeng looked a little embarrassed. He hesitated for a second or two and bowed to the boy whose hair was cut off in the first place.

Then Fatty, and then everyone.

Cheng Yi no longer pretended to be a cold senior. He took out the cigarettes and betel nuts he had prepared in advance and distributed them one by one.

Eight people really couldn't figure out where this whole thing was coming from.

"Senior, what are you doing?" Xiaopang was confused.

Cheng Yi sincerely apologized: "I'm sorry, classmates. Actually, I am not a sophomore, nor am I from the Military Training Coordination Department. I am an up owner at station

Shave your hair as a freshman."

Cheng Yi returned the 40 yuan he received to them and said, "You can take a look at the video I took first."

He was bowing again, giving out betel nut and smoking again, his attitude was perfect.

The eight boys wanted to get angry, but they tolerated it for the time being.

Moreover, they had to shave their hair morning and night. Cheng Yi even refunded the money to them, so they had a haircut in vain. They actually had no loss.

The little fat man went to Xiaopo Station to search for Cheng Yi and said in surprise:

"170,000 fans? That many?"

"I still have 50,000 yuan for illegal gambling, and 120,000 yuan for chopstick hands."

Several boys made eye contact. In this era, an Internet celebrity of this magnitude is still worthy of their admiration.

Little Fatty: ""The Spring Breeze of Reform Blows the Earth" is also your work. I have read it on Weibo!"

"I apologize to you again for hiding it from you. I am going to make a prank video today. Because it involves your image rights, I would like to ask your opinion to see if I can use this material."

"It doesn't matter to me, it's okay.", the little fat man said.

The little fat man is very open-minded, but not everyone is like that, because everyone cares about different things. It's not that he is stingy, or he just doesn't want to be on camera.

In the end, only five boys, including the little fat boy, were willing to appear on the scene.

Cheng Yi added: "Thank you everyone, let's add WeChat. I am the monitor of Economics Class 1 of the Business School. Please contact me if you need anything in the future."

"Okay." The little fat man nodded happily.