The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

Kiss Mengmengjie?

Kiss?

Cute?

Jay?

Who is this general, and why is he so brave? With just one name, he can cause tons of damage to people and vomit three liters of blood.

Lu Jia opened her chopsticks and typed the words "Kiss, Meng, Mengjie" in the search box.

He never thought that one day, harmless Chinese characters could be put together into such disgusting shapes.

After popping up to kiss Meng Mengjie’s chopstick hand homepage, Lu Jia clicked on his latest video.

Young man, I advise you to be careful in your words and deeds. The last person who jumped like this had his account already blocked.

"Hello everyone, I am Qingqin Mengmengjie."

In the video, a man with yellow hair and a T-shirt appeared, his shoulders were extremely slippery, and his white arms were exposed.

Well, it turned out to be him.

Lu Jia is unable to complain, man, there is no need to respond to the whole video, right?

Please pull up your clothes, I'm going blind.

Qinqin Mengmengjie said in the video: "I saw that my video was cited by Cheng Yi. In fact, I am also a fan of Cheng Yi. I am very happy that my video was used by Cheng Yi. Moreover, he did not say

What bad words."

Um?

Seeing this, Lu Jia realized something was wrong: The keyboard I prepared seems to be of no use?

"So, when I knew someone came out to scold Cheng Yi, I was very unhappy. Mr. Xie from Southern Hunan, let me tell you, Cheng Yi is lucky for you to use your video. He thinks highly of you. Don't be disrespectful.

, I am Qingqin Mengjie and I am also a fan of Cheng Yi. I will always support Cheng Yi and welcome Cheng Yi to use my videos at any time."

To be honest, from a rational point of view, it can be seen that this dear and cute person is just trying to gain popularity. Both his speech level and video production level are very rubbish. He is completely speaking from a primary school student.

But from a perceptual point of view, Lu Jia just likes this.

Isn't this much better than that piece of shit Mr. Xie who doesn't know how to praise and posted a video to insult Cheng Yi like crazy?

Regardless of whether what they say is true or not, at least they have a brain and can see the situation clearly.

Everything is afraid of comparison, Cheng Yi’s fans need this now.

As soon as his video came out, the comment section was full of praise:

"I'm sorry, I was wrong. I shouldn't have laughed at you before. I was so obsessed with you."

"Suddenly I felt that this young man has a pretty face."

"Please pull up your clothes, I'll give you some attention."

"That shameful Young Master Xie really should come and see what is the correct way to deal with it. He was also used by Cheng Yi to make a video. His mentality is so good. On the other hand, that Young Master Xie is the same as Cheng Yi who stole his girlfriend.

, having sex just like an old mother.

I still don’t understand why he was so jumpy. I just want to say that Cheng Yi has never ridiculed anyone in the video from beginning to end, and we fans are the same. Regarding Mr. Xie’s shameless writing, I just wish he would die soon.

, but brothers like this Mengmengjie, bring attention to it and let others see the power of Chengyi fans!"

"Please pay attention. I am speaking to Cheng Yi for no other reason than for you!!!"

"I also paid attention to it. Although your video is not very good, your three views are quite upright."

"I'm from station x. I'd like to make a suggestion. The blogger looks pretty good. It would be nice if you change your hairstyle, filters, and video style. Of course, it's best to contact Cheng Yi and ask him to give you some advice.

Maybe it can really become popular.”

Now, this cute and cute character has become very popular among Cheng Yi’s fan groups, and he has become a tool for fans to use against Young Master Xie.

I just want to tell Mr. Xie that you don’t know how to praise, and some people do, so you can only have your account banned and your soul returned to the underworld. If others lick you, you can take advantage of the situation and become famous.

Facts have proved that Qinqin Mengmengjie has indeed taken this step very cleverly. In just one day, the number of fans has skyrocketed from a few hundred to 40,000, and it is still rising.

You know, Cheng Yi has more than 600,000 fans on Chopsticks Hands, and with the addition of those who came to team building from station x, this increase is really not surprising.

The other chopstick hand bloggers who appeared in Cheng Yi's video were all shocked when they saw this situation. Damn, did you add 50,000 followers in one video?

Good guy, isn’t this pie in the sky?

There is no one stupider than anyone who plays online. A person who angrily criticized Cheng Yi got his account blocked, and a video of him licking Cheng Yi suddenly gained 50,000 followers. Even fools know how to choose.

So they followed suit and posted videos one after another to express their stance.

Ai Jiu Di!!: "...I support Cheng Yi..."

Leather Swallow: "...Xie Da Shao pen, Cheng Yi is a good person..."

Bobbi Brown: "...Cheng Yi, I love you..."

Among them, there are two people who have the best time. One is a rake player named Dailanzi. He has permed and curly hair, a pair of small round-frame gold glasses, and a mustache on his sideburns. He directly made it in the video.

Yi kowtows:

"I am a humble college graduate, and Cheng Yi is a noble undergraduate. If you use videos, use videos. I want to give a thumbs up to the undergraduates!"

The other one is an anchor of Guobao Live, named Brother Yaoshui.

He also created a Chopsticks Hand account and directly shouted: Cheng Yi is my biological father and Xie Wenyu is my biological son.

There is no other words in the entire video, just this one line, and this video lasts for a terrifying five hours.

Cheng Yi's fans and netizens were directly shocked by his good work.

"This guy is very capable, and he really dares to say what he has to say!!!"

"This one is even more heavyweight."

"It's so funny. Doesn't this mean that Xie Wenyu is Cheng Yi's grandson? The limit is exchanged for one."

"You have been shouting for five hours. Who is this cruel person? Why don't you pay attention? Do you have no hands?"

"Good work should be rewarded!!! It is recommended that there be a 24-hour version."

Dai Lanzi and Brother Yaoshui directly relied on this good job to catch up, surpassing Qinqin Mengmengjie, and their number of fans increased by 80,000 to 90,000.

Among the three, Bobbi Brown and Leather Swallow have the least number of followers, 30,000.

Other bloggers in Chopsticks Hands can’t do it anymore. Damn it, just showing your support can increase your followers by tens of thousands. Who is not jealous? Why don’t you, Ya Chengyi, not use our videos? You think we are not local enough.

?

I don't care, we're just enjoying the heat.

For a while, the chopsticks were full of videos about Xie Wenyu and Cheng Yi. I first pulled out Xie Wenyu to criticize him for a while, and then expressed his support for Cheng Yi. No matter how bad the video was, it could guarantee a basic number of views and become a success.

Yi's fans are overwhelmed.

For the first time, Lu Jia played the role of a fan and compiled a list of chopstick bloggers who voiced support for Cheng Yi. Fans in the group can click on the list to follow.

And as Wu Xiangjiang also came out to speak out, the popularity of this matter has also risen to the extreme.

When Xie Wenyu knew that he was being attacked on a large scale by the entire Chopstick Hands, he was so stupid.

Damn it, I don’t know what kind of malicious calls were made to the school’s admissions office. There were more than a dozen calls, both from men and women, and the callers were from Imperial City and Shanghai. After receiving the report, the teacher from the admissions office found the principal.

, the principal directly called Xie Wenyu and others to the office. After understanding what happened, the result was just three words: call the parents.

Misfortunes never come singly. Not only did they call their parents, but they were also scolded by the entire Internet. The foursome's mentality collapsed.

Zhongcheng High School has a very high concentration of spirited young men, not to mention half, but also a third of them who are good at playing with chopsticks.

The voices on the Internet spread uncontrollably to reality and to Zhongcheng High School.

"Hey, aren't they Young Master Xie, Hei Daoning, Queen Jing and Brother Qiang? Why were their accounts banned? So much so?"

"I heard that I was called a parent. I laughed so hard."

"What an embarrassment to our school!"

A burly young man took a picture of four people with his mobile phone: "Old fellows, I am MC Xiaoshuai, hey, I said these four bad guys are from our school, you still don't believe it. Come and see what they are like

.”

Xie Wenyu and Liu Qiang stared at MC Xiaoshuai with fire in their eyes.

"Why do you want to fight?" MC Xiaoshuai laughed ferociously, and a group of people gathered behind him.

Wang Jing pulled her boyfriend: "They are seniors in high school."

Zhou Ning also controlled Xie Wenyu.

Xie Wenyu and Liu Qiang were persuaded and pulled away, and MC Xiaoshuai’s mocking voice came from behind:

"Old fellows, look at how cowardly these four people are. I can manipulate them at will."

After returning to the classroom, Liu Qiang was so angry that he couldn't bear it anymore and pushed Xie Wenyu against the wall:

"Fuck, this is all your fault. You insist on dragging us into making a video. Let's forget about it. What's wrong with Cheng Yiyong using your video? You insist on scolding them. Didn't you look at what the other chopstick masters said?

If you say good things, we have 70,000 to 80,000 fans, how can it be like us, who got banned, called parents, and even scolded by others? What a bad luck it is, it’s all your fault!"

Xie Wenyu in turn pushed Liu Qiang: "Are you scolding me?"

"What's wrong with me scolding you? I'm still going to beat you!"

"I'll fuck your mother!"

Xie Wenyu punched Liu Qiang's chin first, knocking him down. After Liu Qiang got up from the ground, the two quickly struggled with each other.

...

Wang Jing returned to the classroom exhausted. Liu Qiang and Xie Wenyu had just been called into the office again. Their parents were on their way to school.

When she saw Yang Hanyu, her eyes were a little sore and her mouth was murmuring. She wanted to say something, but no words came out.

Only the emotion of regret was gnawing at her heart.