The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

After putting on makeup, Cheng Yi took his mother straight to the most famous scenic spot in Jinan: Daming Lake!

Daming Lake is a big lake. There are toads in Daming Lake. They poke and jump!

This is a song Cheng Yi has been singing since he was a child, but in his past life and this life, he has only come once during the spring outing in elementary school.

At that time, under the leadership of the teacher, the spring breeze was gentle and the world was not so trendy yet. Xiao Chengyi, carrying his schoolbag, lined up and came to the city for the first time, his eyes full of curiosity.

Now the cold wind is blowing in my face, bringing up some of the past.

"Speaking of Daming Lake, the audience may not be able to remember it for a moment, but I only use three words to awaken their memories."

"Your Majesty, by the Daming Lake, Xia Yuhe!"

"How about it? Do you remember it? You know, put the title of the play on the public screen, but you don't know, write a 500-word review."

Entering from the north gate, the first thing you see is Minghu Tower. Going to the left are Yuexia Pavilion and Arctic Pavilion. It is the winter vacation and there are many tourists.

When there were more people, Cheng's mother became nervous again. She didn't dare to look around. She regarded her son as her backbone and followed Cheng Yi closely.

Cheng Yi frowned and joked: "How can I, a son who is so social, have such a social-phobic mother like you?"

Even so, Cheng Yi still took the initiative to hold his mother's hand.

There are some food stalls along the road, grilled sausages, grilled sweet potatoes, grilled gluten...

Cheng Yi bought some of them all. He didn't like eating this kind of food very much, but his mother still liked it.

From the North Square, along Hehua Road, we walked all the way to Boyi Hall, passed Chaoran Building, and visited Lao She Memorial Hall for more than ten minutes. After the visit, we arrived at Jiaxuan Ci Society, and then boarded a tour boat on Daming Lake.

, rippling on the blue waves.

After coming out of Daming Lake, Cheng Yi was tired and hungry, so he and his mother went straight to a KFC and went in.

To be honest, Cheng Yi rarely eats KFC. For him, instead of eating hamburgers, it is better to find a noodle shop and enjoy the soup and noodles.

But this is not the case for Cheng Mu. She has eaten a lot of noodles in her life, but she has never eaten KFC, the foreign stuff that young people like.

Cheng Yi switched to the rear camera, pointed it at his mother's face, and asked:

"Mom, what, is it delicious?"

“Delicious and fragrant.”

Chengmu only has four words, but this is the best she can express. She can't say the words "melts in your mouth", "crispy on the outside and tender on the inside", "full of color, flavor and flavor". No matter how delicious the food is, it has arrived.

The words "delicious" and "awful" couldn't escape her lips.

In the afternoon, Cheng Yi took his mother to watch a movie, Uncle Jackie Chan's "Railway Tigers".

Although I know it is a bad movie, there are not many movies to choose from before the Spring Festival. Moreover, the plot of "the devil is mentally retarded, everyone in the Eighth Route Army has great supernatural powers, and can do anything in heaven and earth" is quite consistent.

The aesthetics of the older generation are cheerful and noisy, with a little excitement and gunplay added in.

Holding a bucket of popcorn and two glasses of Coke, after finding the corresponding seat, the movie started.

Throughout the whole process, Cheng Yi saw that his mother was very serious throughout the whole process, and he wished he could participate in the plot.

Cheng Yi discovered that when the older generation watches movies and TV shows, they have a simple value system. Their first step is to distinguish who is the good guy and who is the bad guy. When they see the bad guys succeed, they gnash their teeth and curse. When they see the good guys take care of the bad guys,

They will be very relieved. It seems that they can't tell whether it is a TV series or something that really happened in the real world.

The plot of the movie slowly unfolded, and the adult mother's eyes were fixed on the screen, sometimes laughing, sometimes nervous.

When the movie ended and the subtitles rolled on the big screen, she was still a little reluctant to let go: "It's gone?"

"It's over. If you want to watch it again, I'll buy two more tickets."

The mother-in-law quickly waved her hand: "It's too expensive. Just watch it once. Isn't it wise to save money to buy some food? You can't spend it like this. You will have to marry a wife and buy a house in the future."

"Mom, do you think I paid a lot for these movie tickets?"

"Don't look at it, don't look at it!" The adult mother grabbed her son's clothes and left.

"Okay, okay!"

In the evening, after I went to eat Haidilao, I took a taxi because the last bus back to the village had already passed.

Because it was going to the village and there was a high probability that the truck would be empty when it came back, the driver was reluctant to pull it at first. Cheng Yiduo gave him an extra 100 yuan before he agreed.

As soon as we got on the bus, the driver started chatting: "Teacher, where are you going so late?"

Cheng Yi: "Go home."

"Go home? Are you not from Jinan?"

As we all know, Jinan people are from Jinan city.

When he learned that Cheng Yi had specially brought his mother to Jinan for a trip, the driver immediately praised him: "Sister-in-law, your son is so filial!"

The mother-in-law's happiness blossomed, Versace: "He used to make people angry when he was a child, but it's better now that he's grown up."

Talking about her son, the mother-in-law also talked a lot: "My son is very good at studying. His father and I are not educated and have never cared about his studies. However, he has been getting certificates from home since he was a child, and he has passed the exam in the first year."

I went to college, and now I’m going to college in the south.”

The driver said: "That's not bad. Which province should I study in? What university?"

"Hunan barbarians?" Cheng's mother looked at Cheng Yi.

Cheng Yi: "From Shonan, Hunan University of Science and Technology."

Driver Master: "Oh~ You are so cool in studying science and technology? You will be a scientist when you graduate!"

Cheng Yi said directly, “Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, science and technology university, engineering university as a worker, and agricultural university, farming, there’s nothing wrong with that at all!

After getting out of the car, Cheng Yi opened the door and shouted: "Dad, we are back."

Cheng's father turned on the light in the yard, saw Cheng Yi and asked, "Why are you coming back so late? How did you come back?"

"I took a taxi back."

"how much."

"280."

"Good guy, it's so expensive. You might as well come back tomorrow morning." The father looked pained and felt sorry for the money.

"My mother misses you, you must go back to the house."

"Qianmo? Where is your mother?"

"Where's the gate? You go back first."

Cheng's father was confused by his son's mysterious appearance, but he still followed his instructions and returned to the house to see what Cheng Yi was up to.

"Mom, come here and hide behind me. When I call you out, come out again!" Cheng Yi said to his mother.

Cheng's mother nodded with a smile.

Pushing open the door, Cheng's father was leaning his head to see what was going on, but Cheng Yi blocked his mother with his body so that he could not see it at all.

Cheng Yi stopped being pretentious and said, "Dad, look who is behind me."

"It's your mother, it could be..."

The remaining half of Cheng's father's words got stuck in his throat and never came out again.

At this time, under the incandescent lamp, the soft light shone on Chengmu's body, creating a halo for her. Her skin, which was usually slightly tanned by the sun, revealed a whiteness under the makeup. Although the corners of her eyes were already

There are wrinkles, but now it has a charm of aging.

The white rabbit fur collar accentuated her appearance, and the slim-fitting down jacket hugged her figure.

In a daze, Cheng's father seemed to have returned to twenty years ago. On that day, red "囍" characters for great joy were plastered all over the yard. The relatives and neighbors who came to attend were furious. He took Cheng's mother's hand and drank wine one by one.

Table toast.

Suddenly, a strong emotion came over me, and my father felt hot tears rolling out of his eyes.

"It's a good thing, why are you still crying?" Cheng's mother asked.

"It's all because I have no ability..."

It's all because I don't have the ability and can't make money, so I let you come and go in the mud.

It's all because of my incompetence that I only let you change your clothes once a year.

It's all because of my incompetence that you can't eat big fish or meat. You can only eat steamed buns and pickled vegetables.

It's all because of my inability that you can't hold your head high in the village.

It’s all because I have no ability, I can’t give you anything, and I can’t give anything to my children...

Although Cheng's father did not finish what he said, Cheng Yi understood his father's subtext. He faithfully recorded it all with his camera. He believed that friends who saw this video could also understand because the camera is the most authentic language.

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