The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

Who would have thought that a man and a woman, who seem to be laughing and joking on the surface, are secretly plotting against each other.

Cheng Yi said: "Waiter, bring me a bottle of soju."

"OK, just a second."

Cheng Yi looked at Li Yan: "Senior, can we have a drink together?"

Li Yan was reluctant to do so: "I usually don't drink outside."

Cheng Yi deliberately showed disappointment in his eyes.

After being caught by Li Yan, she was very satisfied and said: "However, my junior brother and I hit it off right away. If my junior brother doesn't take advantage of me while I'm drunk, I can have a few drinks."

Cheng Yi pretended to be dumbfounded: "Sister, what are you talking about? I don't understand."

"Pfft-", Li Yan laughed out loud, "It turns out that my junior is still an innocent little boy."

After the food was served, Cheng Yi filled Li Yan's glass with wine and poured a glass for himself.

Next, the two of them ate and chatted. Under Cheng Yi's deliberate flattery, the atmosphere became more and more harmonious.

Observing that Li Yan's face was stained with a deep red, Cheng Yi thought: It's time.

He quietly turned on the recording function of his mobile phone, took the phone over and placed it in a free space next to him.

Li Yan regarded him as a fool. It was not difficult to see that Cheng Yi was not the one who suffered the loss and was prepared to get some dirty information out of her mouth.

The first thing is to gain her trust.

At this point in time in 2016, Mi Meng is still jumping, not just jumping, but jumping very high.

This is due to her huge female audience, and she is often compared with Pape Jiang on the Internet.

Some people even asked on Zhihu: "Which one is stronger and has more prospects, Pape Jiang or Mi Meng?"

In the eyes of later generations, this was a completely irrelevant issue, and it was the worst time that Pape Jiang was hacked.

But now, as the leader of Poisonous Chicken Soup, Mi Meng has a very high appeal on the Internet.

Cheng Yi had seen Li Yan’s article forwarded by Mi Meng in her circle of friends.

Therefore, he chose to use Mi Meng as an entry point to gain Li Yan's trust.

He said thoughtfully: "Sister, what do you think of Mi Meng?"

Cheng Yi looked at Li Yan's expression. If Li Yan showed resistance to this topic, he would immediately change the topic.

Li Yan seemed not to have expected Cheng Yi to say this: "I've heard it before. What does my junior think of it?"

She was also testing, and Mi Meng's reputation on the Internet was polarized. Some people worshiped him like a god, while others hated him and gritted his teeth.

Cheng Yi was simply a little bolder.

In his previous life, he was a 5g surfer. He competed in high-intensity battles in various major apps and learned skills from the foreigners to defeat them. Mi Meng's various theories were easily grasped at his fingertips.

So he stood in Mi Meng's position and put forward several opinions.

At first, Li Yan was skeptical, but with in-depth exchanges, Li Yan discovered that Cheng Yi was more accomplished than her in Mimeng, and he was even more extreme, with antelope horns and tricky angles.

If Mi Meng founded a religion, she would be considered a believer at most, and Cheng Yidu would be able to compile a Bible by himself.

Li Yan called him an expert.

Cheng Yi continued to ask: "Have you ever had a foreign boyfriend?"

Li Yan looked regretful: "When I was in school, many of my best friends talked to international students, but I never found the right one."

"Oh, that's such a pity. If you have the opportunity, you must have a relationship with a foreigner that does not have the purpose of marriage and does not consider the bride price. I have a female classmate who fell in love with a foreign teaching assistant in her fifties, but

Her family is quite opposed to it, not only because she is of African descent, but also because she has a 19-year-old son! Her family is so feudal! I advise her to boldly pursue true love!"

The corner of Li Yan's mouth twitched.

Cheng Yi poured another cup of wine for Li Yan, and the two of them talked while drinking.

In Mi Meng's theory, there are several words that appear frequently: "straight male cancer", "scumbag", "economic independence" and "foreigner".

Cheng Yi has always stood firmly with Li Yan and denounced him loudly!

Later in the conversation, Li Yan looked at Cheng Yi as if he were a giant panda.

Cheng Yi said distressedly: "Senior sister, I feel like I have become an extreme fan now, and even have some demons in my head."

Li Yanxin said: You are not extreme, you are very extreme, you are not outrageous, you are too outrageous!

However, Li Yan did not dare to attack such a giant panda. She comforted: "Junior, you are not wrong. We must be extreme and overcorrect!

You happen to be making short videos, you can interact more with Mi Meng, your angle is very novel, it will definitely add fuel to the fire."

It's true that it can add fuel to the fire, but Cheng Yi doesn't want to take advantage of the heat of the crematorium. That's what people who have no descendants would do.

Thought so in his heart, he said:

"Senior Sister is right. As a successful career woman like Senior Sister, have you ever encountered any annoying superiors in the company?"

Li Yan was already a little drunk at this time, and she even introduced Cheng Yi as her confidant. She was no longer wary of Cheng Yi. When she heard this, she expressed her bitterness to Cheng Yi:

"Our minister is a middle-aged greasy man. Let me tell you, I saw him peeking at my legs several times. Once he even asked me if he wanted to send me back. I don't know what a guy like him is thinking.

Really disgusting! The toad wants to eat the swan meat."

Cheng Yi's eyes lit up. He pretended for a whole night and finally got what he wanted. He continued to pour wine for Li Yan.

"Senior sister, it's really not easy for you. What's the name of your leader?"

"Peng Haibin!"

Cheng Yi slapped the table and cursed exaggeratedly: "What a rubbish! I will definitely beat him next time I see him!"

Li Yan was startled: "No, even if you beat him, it won't change our situation in this society."

"But it can help senior sister vent her anger!"

"Haha, no need, no need."

"Senior sister, I think you should never get married and have children."

Li Yan was stunned for a moment: "It's not necessary to be unmarried and have no children. It's too extreme. Ah, junior fellow student, I'm sorry. I'm not saying you are extreme. Don't take it to heart."

"I'm serious, senior, marriage is oppression and bondage! As a highly educated woman, you should break through these and set an example for others!"

Cheng Yi's yelling attracted the attention of people at the table, and Li Yan's expression was a little unnatural:

"Junior, ahem, let's not talk about this anymore. I've finished eating that. Otherwise, we'll be here today. Let's withdraw!"

"What a pity, senior sister. I haven't found someone who resonates with me in such a long time. I really want to chat with you until dawn."

"Next time, next time, I have a chance!"

"Okay." Cheng Yi nodded with a look of regret.

He checked his phone and saw that it had been successfully recorded, and silently put the phone into his pocket.

The goal was achieved, and under the guidance of the waiter, the two people went to the front desk to check out.

"Sir, the total is 305 yuan. Should I scan the QR code or pay in cash?"

The waiter noticed that the customer was a man and a woman, and subconsciously looked at Cheng Yi.

Cheng Yi glanced at Li Yan and found that Li Yan was scrolling on his cell phone.

Li Yan looked at his phone and thought: Although you had a great time chatting with me, you are still a man and you don't want me to pay.

"Scan the code."

Cheng Yi called up the payment code and paid the bill.

After leaving the door, Cheng Yi returned to the restaurant under the excuse of going to the toilet, and went to the front desk to find the cashier.

"Hello, I just forgot to write out a receipt. Please open one for me. By the way, help me get four bottles of sake and drive in together."

"Okay, please wait a moment."

After opening it, Cheng Yi checked the receipt and nodded with satisfaction.

You took advantage of me, right? I'll let you return it sooner or later!

Putting the receipt into his pocket, Cheng Yi came out with the wine.

Looking at Li Yan waiting at the door, Cheng Yi said: "Sister Li Yan, the dormitory is about to be checked, so I won't send you back. I had a great time communicating tonight."

Li Yan handed over the contract: "Junior, please study the contract again. If there is no problem, I will go to you to sign it at noon tomorrow."

Cheng Yi took over the contract: "Okay, bye."

After walking a few steps, he came across a trash can. Cheng Yi casually put the contract in the trash can, spat again, and walked away.