The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

On the evening of April 22, countless viewers stayed in front of the TV.

There are fans of Cheng Yi, netizens attracted by two hot searches, and inherent fans of Happy Camp.

"Welcome everyone to come to the Happy Camp named by ××× on Saturday night. Hello everyone, I am He Jiong!"

After the opening, the program progressed in an orderly manner, and soon Cheng Yi, Yu Wenle, and Brother Jinfu appeared.

When netizens saw it, what a good guy, this Internet celebrity named Cheng Yi did not die in the light of the sun, and his appearance was not inferior to that of the celebrities present.

Although he is not as good-looking as Yu Yanyan and Zu Guanxi, he is very good-looking among ordinary people. With his dressing up and his good looks, without any fatal injuries, he is enough to compete with Brother Jinfu and Yu.

Bunraku fought against each other.

And the route he takes is different. In the eyes of some netizens, this kind of handsome guy is more likable than Brother Jinfu and Yu Wenle.

…

"Yes, I have actually started this work. I contacted the teacher from the Shonan Youth Foundation, and he said that there are five schools waiting for donations, but..."

"Isn't it easy to filter out one?"

"Screening, why do we need to screen? Only children make choices, adults want them all."

…

"Sister Na, do you want to grill seafood or barbecue first when eating barbecue?"

"Barbecue."

"I'll consider you first."

…

"Sister Na, what do you think my blood type is?"

"b?a?"

"No, you are my ideal type!"

…

The audience exclaimed, "Hey guys, does Internet celebrity Cheng Yi have such a strong sense of variety show?"

Looking at the entire episode, Cheng Yi directly contributed to nearly half of the program's effects.

Yes, that’s half!

No exaggeration!

Frequent golden sentences and earthy love words that do not belong to this era allowed passers-by and fans to witness the debut show of a variety show genius.

Then because Kuaiben's camera frequently scanned the audience, Lu Jia discovered a bright spot!

He hurriedly opened the QQ group and couldn't wait to post what he discovered in the group!

Lu Jia: "Brothers, I discovered an amazing secret!!!"

Bai Qie Hei Yin Sang: "What? You actually discovered it?"

Bai Qiehei Yin Sang: "Okay, I won't hide it from you anymore, I am your long-lost old father!"

Lu Jia: “Fuck you!”

Lu Jia: "Don't interrupt! Look at the picture."

Lu Jia: "[Picture]"

Lu Jia: "This is the auditorium of Happy Camp, or the first row!"

Has Hongmao updated: "What the hell, @团子"

The second year of high school is not the second year of middle school: "Wow, it looks good!"

From the v circle: "@高二二 is not an idiot in the second grade. I want you to pay attention to whether it looks good or not?"

From the v circle: "Cheng Yi went to Kuaiben, and Tuanzi also went, and Tuanzi is still a fan of Cheng Yi, think about it with your little brain full of wisdom!"

The second year of high school is not the second year of middle school: "Holy shit, are you saying that something happened between the two of them and that Cheng Yi was snatched away by @团子?"

Lu Jia: "@团子@成 Yi, the parties involved should come out quickly!"

Holy Father Zhang Beihai: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.com.cn"

Holy Father Zhang Beihai: "Tell me this is not true @成义"

Bai Qie Hei Yin Sang: "It's over, I'm lovelorn!"

Lu Jia: "@白杀黑的银 sang bah, you male copper!"

After seeing the news, Yang Hanyu felt a little happy, but also a little panicked. Worried that it would affect Cheng Yi's reputation, he quickly sent a message to Cheng Yi.

Tuanzi: "Brother Cheng Yi, have you seen the news in the group?"

Cheng Yi: "I saw it."

Tuanzi: "What should I do?"

Cheng Yi: "Let them say whatever they want, it doesn't matter to us anyway."

Anyway, there's nothing wrong with us.

We have nothing.

nothing.

Woo hoo hoo, I've held hands and hugged you, is that nothing?

I feel so sad, crying~

Yang Hanyu's little head whirled: Do you want to force a kiss next time?

…

The next day, Hunan Satellite TV.

The director of the Happy Camp column team happily handed the ratings sheet to Ha Jiong and said excitedly:

"Teacher He, you really made a good move by inviting Cheng Yi! The ratings increased by 20% compared to last week!"

"What, so high?!" He Jiong looked at the form carefully and murmured, "I didn't expect Cheng Yi's appeal to be so strong!"

The director said: "Yes, many netizens have left messages on the official illegal blog, hoping that Cheng Yiduo will come to participate in the quick book. Teacher He, what do you think?"

He Jiong said: "Just make the decision!"

Seeing the director's expression, Ha Kyung asked funnyly: "Director, you're not worried that I have a problem with Cheng Yi, are you?"

"Isn't it? In fact, I also watched his video." The director covered his forehead, lowered his head, and kept shaking his shoulders, "He...ahem, it's quite excessive, ahem~"

He Jiong's face darkened: "Director, if you want to laugh, just laugh!"

"Hahahaha, I'm sorry, Teacher He.", the director apologized, "I have never seen the five of you in such a mess, especially you, hahahahaha!"

After laughing for a long time, the director stopped smiling and said sheepishly: "Teacher He, aren't you angry?"

"I'm not angry at Yi, I'm quite angry at you."

"Ah this..."

"You're kidding!" He Jiong said sternly, "Actually, Cheng Yi, a young man, knows a lot about propriety. He was very polite when he came to the TV station on the first day. Although he played tricks on the video the next day, after the video was shot,

We immediately apologized to each of us, and the video was uploaded only after we agreed.”

"oh?"

The director was surprised. When he only watched the video, he thought that Cheng Yi was quite bold and desperate. He had no idea that Cheng Yi was so impeccable outside of the video.

Ha Jiong continued: "Actually, Cheng Yi deleted a lot of scenes that were not good for us. The entire video only showed our good side. I also read the comments from netizens, and they were all positive."

It can be said that Cheng Yi’s videos have improved our reputation, so if you ask Cheng Yi to participate in more episodes of the show, I have no objection at all, but I am very supportive!"

The director said: "Okay, I feel relieved with your words."

…

night.

A leg stretched out from the dormitory ladder.

After groping on the ground with his feet, the owner of the leg found a slipper.

Stepping on her slippers, the woman fell to the ground.

By the light of the mobile phone screen, she found another slipper.

Snapped!

She turned on the light.

Looking at myself in the mirror:

The swollen face, messy hair, eyes that can't be opened, lifeless eyes...

After looking at it for a while, a thought flashed through her mind:

How about dying?

Um.

After rubbing her face, she took off her clothes, pulled on her slippers, walked to the bathroom, plugged in the water card, turned on the faucet, and washed her whole body from beginning to end.

Then she walked out wet, with water droplets rolling down her neck and dripping from the soles of her feet.

She casually took her roommate's bath towel and after drying herself, she found a pair with the least smell among the unwashed underwear and put on them.

I picked out another long skirt in the closet, a French floral suspender dress.

At the end of April, it was still a bit cold to wear this skirt, but it was her favorite skirt.

After changing into her skirt, she opened her makeup box, used high-end cosmetics that she usually couldn't bear to use, and applied the makeup she thought was the most beautiful.

Standing in front of the full-length mirror, she looked at herself and nodded, feeling very satisfied.

Finally, after looking around the empty dormitory and making sure that there was no longer any nostalgia, she closed the dormitory door.

As she walked on the road, she thought, where is the best place to die? What is the best way to die?

Jump off a building? Jump into a lake? Find a car and hit him?

Unknowingly, she looked up again and found that she had arrived at the ninth teaching building, which was where she usually had classes.

Well, then go jump off the building.

Now is the May Day holiday, the entire teaching building is empty, and there will be no chance of being discovered.

Climbing to the highest floor, she saw the door of classroom 602 was open and walked in.

Just jump down from here, looking your most beautiful, she thought.

Sniff, sniff~

Why...does it smell like fried rice noodles?

While she was wondering, the classroom lights suddenly turned on, and she subconsciously covered her eyes with her hands.

When her eyes adjusted to the light, she saw a boy sitting against the wall in the back row.

"Fried noodles from Beimen, stinky tofu, sauce-flavored pancakes, wolf-toothed potatoes from Zhanzhuan Street, snail noodles from Xiaozhuan Street, Changde beef noodles, Youxian rice noodles from Back Street, grilled chicken legs, Wudalang sesame pancakes, pickles, if you want to try them

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