The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

Yan Jiaoni twisted her waist, sat opposite Cheng Yi, and said angrily:

"You've only been here ten minutes, and you've already increased my monthly labor costs by 25%. Thank you, Mr. Cheng."

You see, people are thanking me.

Cheng Yi stroked the cat with one hand and said with a smile: "You're welcome, it will come from my share of the dividends."

This coffee shop is a joint venture between Cheng Yi and Yan Jiaoni:

Cheng Yi contributed 20% to the renovation expenses and the cost of buying the cat. Yan Jiaoni accounted for 80% with her original fixed assets, rent, future expenses for the coffee shop, the operation and management of the coffee shop, etc.

Yan Jiaoni gritted her teeth and said, "Okay, then I will do something small and make false accounts so that you can't get the money. Then you will still owe me."

"So vicious?" Cheng Yi opened his eyes wide and took a breath.

He leaned against Daiyu's face and said, "Daiyu, look at your mother, we can't imitate her. You want to be a cute little princess."

Yan Jiaoni smiled.

"Okay, okay, no more joking, my big boss, how are you going to shoot this time?"

Cheng Yi asked: "Who is the naughtiest among the six? He likes to pull things on the table to the ground."

When Yan Jiaoni mentioned this, her teeth itched with hatred: "It must be Hua Jia. Not only does it like to bully other children, but it also likes to knock over things, and it's intentional. You don't know how irritating it is with that look in its eyes."

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Ahem.

Cheng Yi looked at Yan Jiaoni's heaving chest and said to himself: I probably know how irritating it is.

Saying that, Yan Jiaoni held the flower-armed man in his arms to do the experiment.

Cheng Yi first put a ping pong ball on the table. The big man with the flowery arms looked at Cheng Yi with disdain. He hooked his furry little hand and the ping pong ball immediately fell to the ground.

Then it raised its head and smiled in a humane way.

Yan Jiaoni was furious: "Look at it, it's like this!"

"I have a cure for it."

Cheng Yi stuck the table tennis ball with strong double-sided tape, then pressed it firmly on the table. After it was fixed, he lifted the flower arm to the table.

At first, Hua Zhi was a little careless and touched him inadvertently.

Eh?

No, why didn't you move?

After trying his left hand and his right hand, the ping pong ball still remained motionless.

Hiss~ It’s so evil.

After several attempts, Huaju still couldn't take off the ping pong ball. Finally, his two front paws came together and pulled it out hard, and the exertion on his fleshy little face was visible to the naked eye.

Hmm~~~(exerting force)

Finally, Huaju glanced at Cheng Yi resentfully and jumped away.

"Hahahaha~" Yan Jiaoni laughed so hard, "Mr. Cheng, you are so good at dealing with kittens. Why do you always have so many fantastic ideas in your head?"

"What if I can be your boss?"

"Yes, my young boss."

"Just boss, don't be too small. As for you, just make a video about treating hand cramps and film the different reactions of eight kittens when they encounter this situation. I have already demonstrated it to you. You should be able to

Have you taken the photo yet?" Cheng Yi asked.

"I understand, boss, but you have more than eight cats."

"ah?"

"There's also a cat-headed lolita!"

"Then you call her to play table tennis...wait, you better say goodbye, I'm afraid she will come over."

At this time, the cat-head loli who was curled up in the quilt sneezed. She blew her nose with the back of her hand, smacked her mouth, and continued to sleep with her eyes closed.

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After Cheng Yi informed Gong Hong to take action, the trend on the Internet suddenly changed.

"Nah, 100% interest is not high enough. Foreign capitalists have to kowtow when they see our businessmen."

"I can't stand it any longer. The less money I have to pay back, the more I borrow hundreds of thousands more? Why am I so confused when I hear this?"

"I suggest experts stop giving advice. Every young person is carrying a loan. They are like a mule or a horse. No one dares to stop, right?"

"You have forced other people's children to die, and still have to go to their parents to collect debts? Are everything in the political textbooks in the nine-year compulsory education all fake?"

"When capital comes to the world, every pore is dripping with dirty blood!"

Didu, a p2p listed company.

The boss surnamed Luo was furious in the office: "Which colleague is so stupid? Contact the navy immediately to suppress this voice."

At the same time, such scenes were staged in countless p2p companies, and they were all loudly cursing their "stupid peers."

However, who would have thought that the so-called "stupid colleague" is actually Cheng Yi?

When they wanted to suppress this voice, they found that it was useless. Gong Hong now directly controlled more than 10,000 navy troops. When 10,000 people have clear goals and unified policies, like an arm and a finger, that kind of

The power is terrible.

Unlike Cheng Yi's fans, although there are millions of them, how many of these millions of people are willing to sacrifice their time to defend Cheng Yi on the Internet?

Even if there are one in ten people or hundreds of thousands of people who are willing to speak out for Cheng Yi, these hundreds of thousands of people are scattered at different times and on different platforms, and even themselves will be divided.

Some went to refute that Cheng Yi did not instigate his fans to be douchebags, while others went to prove that Cheng Yi was a positive up-and-comer.

With so many fans distributed on different platforms, at different times, and under different posts, it is difficult to unite them as one.

But the water army is different. What's more, "spreading rumors with just one mouth will break your legs if you refute them." It's too easy for more than 10,000 people to spread rumors and cause trouble together. It will quickly set the fire on fire and divert the public.

attention.

Netizens finally pointed the finger at online loan companies and began to understand what Cheng Yi had done.

However, in the ever-changing Internet environment, there was still a lack of a decisive factor. It was not until the next morning that an article by Fan Tan, a reporter from the Shonan Times, once again pushed online lending to the forefront:

"Losing contact, running away, divestment? The end of the p2p industry may be next year"

Recently, Cheng Yi, the up owner of x station, caused controversy when he released a video "Never Touch Online Loans", and the society continued to discuss it. I believe netizens can make their own judgments about the merits, so the editor will not go into too much detail here.

The editor will analyze the online lending industry from another angle.

In December 2012, Youyi.com was convicted of fund-raising fraud. This case was called the first online loan case.

On December 3, 2015, Ezubao, which had a financing scale of 70 billion, collapsed, with victims spread across 31 provinces and municipalities across the country.

Last year, on May 20, e-Sudai was investigated by the local criminal investigation. The police reported that e-Sudai illegally absorbed public deposits, which exceeded countless people's expectations.

Why are online loans always associated with terms such as "chaos", "running away", and "thunderstorm"?

Thunderstorms on p2p platforms usually involve two crimes, one is the crime of fund-raising fraud, and the other is the crime of illegally absorbing public deposits.

What is the crime of illegally absorbing public deposits? For p2p platforms, only the platform and individuals who need to borrow money can go to investors to attract investment. The platform cannot save investors’ funds and must place them in third-party accounts. If p2p

If the platform first absorbs funds and then finds borrowers, it is illegally absorbing public deposits. At the same time, such operational risks are also extremely high, because the platform does not have the strong capital of banks, cannot find borrowers, and has large-scale bad debts.

, it will be unable to pay investors' high interest rates, thus the investment chain will be broken, and eventually thunderstorms will be inevitable.

And there is another issue involved here, that is, rigid payment...

Fund-raising fraud...

Why do I say that the end of p2p will happen next year? In fact, there are already signs...

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The p2p platform seems to be cooking in flames. However, after several years of wild growth, it has laid deep hidden dangers. Regulatory departments in various places should investigate deeply and eliminate the hidden dangers before large-scale thunderstorms on the p2p platform come.

In the cradle, all p2p investors should also keep their eyes open to avoid losing their hard-earned money in vain.

(Editor: Fan Tan)