The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

When Cheng Yi woke up the next morning, he washed himself briefly, then stood in front of the mirror and carefully looked at his current appearance.

With a net height of 175cm, I can barely reach 180cm if I wear an undershirt to increase my height, plus the height of my hair.

The figure is neither fat nor thin, but without abdominal muscles, he looks like an ordinary male college student.

But the only two advantages are that his face is angular and looks more bony, his jawline is clear, his neck looks long, and he is visually tall.

Another advantage is that his eyes are bright and expressive. When he purses his lips, opens his eyes wide, and looks at the other person sincerely, he can show an innocent and innocent look.

When he smiled, his eyes revealed a melting warmth.

"He's a seven-point boy, I guess."

Cheng Yi gave a thumbs up and gave himself an objective evaluation.

"Be sure to maintain your current figure!"

In his previous life, a few years after graduation, he seemed to have had a genetic mutation and gained weight like crazy, with a bigger belly and bigger breasts.

Sometimes he touches his chest and laughs while crying.

"exercise!"

"Let's work out our abdominal muscles first."

After Cheng Yi finished cleaning up, he went to the playground to exercise first, running one kilometer and doing abdominal crunches for ten minutes.

"Young bodies are really great!"

After completing a whole set of exercises, I was not tired at all.

After the exercise, Cheng Yi went to the eighth district cafeteria to have breakfast. When he came out of the cafeteria, it was already half past six.

Today there was only morning self-study and classes in the first and second periods in the morning. After class, Cheng Yi rushed to the Internet cafe.

He plans to cut out this evil beast that is being blown by the spring breeze of reform today.

The reason why this ghost creature Cheng Yi can remember both his lyrics and music is because he made five editions of "The King of Poems" in his previous life.

The good cadre of the party is Trump version, the cannons are firing and blasting his mother Li Yunlong version, the spring breeze of reform blows Goose City and the bullets fly version, a bald blue cat emerges from the crowd, the spring breeze of reform blows the lily of the valley, the hot-blooded college version.

Although the playback volume is not very good, he did not expect that it would come in handy after his rebirth. Otherwise, even if he remembered the lyrics, he would not be able to remember the arrangement.

After arriving at the Internet cafe, Cheng Yi opened a top-of-the-line computer and started working on his business.

Because at this time, Mad Monkey PME's "Flower Girl Wants to Suck Wangzi's Milk" had not yet appeared, so Cheng Yi could only arrange the music and make the BGM by himself.

Fortunately, this ghost has been engraved into the DNA, and it only took one day for Cheng Yi to get this ghost's liver out.

"call!"

Cheng Yi took a bite of the cold instant noodles. Although he was a little exhausted, he was very satisfied mentally.

"The next thing is to consider uploading."

Cheng Yi wants to register a new Xiaobo account. Although he is currently using one, because he has been quarreling with others for many years, sometimes it is inevitable to express a lot of rubbish emotions in order to refute the other party. If someone finds out in the future, it will be used as a black record.

The gain outweighs the loss.

"As for the nickname, just use your real name. Don't lose your real name."

"That's great, no one is using this name yet."

"Answer the questions in the station, it's a child's play, my dick is stinging!"

"No way, there won't be anyone who needs Baidu to answer questions on a small website, right?"

ten minutes later……

"Emmm...Which of the following animations has a soundtrack that is not composed by Yuki Kajiura?"

"Anime soundtrack Kajiura Yuki Xiaopo Station answers questions." Cheng Yi silently typed in a few keywords in the search box and then hit the Enter key.

Sogou pops up the relevant web page, click on it.

It took Cheng Yi more than ten minutes to answer all the questions.

Looking at the impressive score of 86 points.

Cheng Yi gave himself a thumbs up: "If you say you don't need Baidu, you don't need Baidu!"

"I am indeed the second-largest thorny ape."

Next, Cheng Yi uploaded "The Spring Breeze of Reform Blowing All Over the Earth" to the Xiaopo website.

He uploaded the BGM and audio of the video to the network disk separately, and gave the download link and password in the video introduction of station x.

Show your face, Teacher Motoyama!

May your Dapeng ride on the wind one day and kill the enemy for 90,000 miles!

After uploading it, Cheng Yi got off the plane and stopped paying attention. He had to study at night tonight, and as the squad leader, he had to cooperate with the people in the study department to count the number of people.

…

It's half past twelve in the morning.

A university in East China, male dormitory.

This is a standard sleeping room for eight people. All four people are already asleep, and there are constant snores.

In the lower bunk of the bed near the toilet, the faint light of the mobile phone screen was still on, illuminating the energetic face of a boy.

The user of this p——o station is called Lu Jia. Lu Jia is not asleep yet. He is lying on his side on the bed, his fingers constantly tapping on the screen.

"Hey hey hey——"

He wore headphones and laughed like a croaker from time to time.

He looked at the time, it was half past twelve.

No, I have to get up early and study early tomorrow!

...just brush for another half an hour and then sleep!

He clicked on the daily ranking list and found that the one who topped the list was:

"Fu Yuanhui is on fire in Neon".

It only takes two minutes to finish reading.

Lu Jia watched the video with peace of mind. It must be said that Fu Yuanhui's expression was so magical, and the power of one sentence pushed the comedy to its peak.

Lu Jia laughed until she cried, clicked on the dialog box, and made a few comments.

While scrolling through other people's comments, I would log out after a while to see if there were any comments or likes for myself.

In this way, the time slowly came to one o'clock.

01:01.

Put down your phone and don’t look at it anymore!

Lu Jia turned off the screen, put the phone on the bedside, lay down, and waited for sleepiness to come...

Then……

can not fall asleep!

Let's watch it for a while, I'm not sleepy anyway... The worst I can do is not wash my hair in the morning. If I get up at 6:30 and go to bed at 1:30, I can still sleep for five hours.

After making an expediency, Lu Jia picked up the phone again.

At this time, he saw the QQ group messages flashing non-stop.

He opened it to see what was going on. It turned out to be a message about "the best-protected little broken station" or the senior boss in the group "Bai Qie Hei Yin Sang" had spoken.

White cut black Yin Sang: Holy shit! Go to x station and search for "The Spring Breeze of Reform Blowing Over the Earth". This damn beast is awesome! Top arranger, top lyricist!

hentai Wulu Sai: I just got it and all I can say is, it was an explosion!

The second year of high school is not the second year of middle school: I haven’t slept yet, I just finished playing a game.

White-cut black ginsang: Hurry and go see it! I guarantee you’ll be hooked!

Lu Jia is a diver who doesn't usually talk in the group, and he doesn't usually read ghost works. He can't understand those "um um ah ah" philosophical stuff, or he is full of swear words and always fxcks.

What's the point of those things?

He has always deeply despised it.

He had watched "are you ok" before and thought it was okay.

But as more and more people spoke in the group, and most of them were Yinsang Amway people who had been white-cut and black, they applauded, and Lu Jia also became a little curious.

Okay, let me see what kind of monster you are today.

Lu Jia found this ghost video on the

With a critical attitude and "colored glasses", Lu Jia opened this video.

The opening is very straightforward, a simple and exquisite beginning. The word "Cheng Yi" first appears in the center of the screen, then slowly becomes smaller and moves to the lower right corner of the video.

Then the ghosts started, which was a rather devilish onomatopoeia, taken from teachers Fan Wei and Zhao Benshan.

Lu Jia was very happy when she saw these two people. After all, they were her childhood memories, and they were also the duo who were the kings of sketches in their hearts.

"A person is like a horse or a saddle. You can tell by his appearance first.

I think about it during the day, cry at night, and dream about going to the capital.

Once your feet are off the ground, the virus is shut down and nothing can go up."

While watching, Lu Jia made an evaluation: Oh, it's good, the articulation is clear, the rhythm is bright, and the lyrics and music are all taken from the sketch material itself. It seems different from what I thought, but...it seems to be just average.

Then……

"Howl!" Uncle Benshan waved his hand.

Teacher Fan Wei scratched his head: "Ah——"

"The spring breeze of reform is blowing all over the ground - it is blowing all over the ground - the spring breeze is blowing all over the ground.

The Chinese people are really up to date - really up to date - the Chinese people are really up to date.

The world is so crazy that even mice serve as bridesmaids to cats.

Qi Delong, Qi Dongqiang, Qi Delong’s dongdongdongcang.”

Ah this——

Lu Jia could no longer close her mouth.

My brain is trembling, as if something is being mixed into the DNA.

This, this, this... this is so magical.

"Capture the cards, look at the cards, shuffle the cards.

fail!

Do you know why it failed?

It makes me feel so sad for you!

…

Overseas, things are relatively chaotic, with intrigues and intrigues all the time.

Looking at the world, the scenery here is unique."

After reading it again and again, Lu Jia couldn't calm down for a long time.

He usually rarely watches or never watches ghost videos, but at this moment he felt that only such works can be considered ghost videos!

He opened the comment area and saw that it was already filled with positive reviews.

"In the past, the Spring Festival Gala promoted Internet buzzwords, but now the Spring Festival Gala abuses Internet buzzwords [maggotyinniang_vomiting blood]"

"I would like to call you the treasure of the station!"

"This is much better than so-and-so's ghost! This is the real ghost."

"Friends, calm down, this ghost is really awesome, but don't step on it to bring trouble to the up boss."

"Am I the only one who noticed that this up owner is a newbie? Moreover, this crazy bgm was made by the up owner himself, so I'm sorry."

"Newcomers are really scary. I've been doing ghost videos for a year, but compared to this one, I'm just a scumbag."

There are people discussing everything in the comment area. Some are discussing the Spring Festival Gala, some are discussing Uncle Benshan, and some are causing controversy and ridiculing.

But, without exception, they are all good reviews!

It can be said that this ghost beast, with its top-notch arrangement and top-notch lyrics, can be called the masterpiece of ghost beasts since the establishment of the x site.

Lu Jia's heart was racing. He felt that he had to do something for this video.

So he not only clicked three times, but also followed the up owner.

Then he also ran into the group and became crazy and happy.

"Brother, the spring breeze of reform is blowing everywhere, it's really awesome!"

Has Red Hair been updated? I just finished updating the novel, and everyone talked so much?

Lu Jia: Brother Hongmao, hurry up and watch "The Spring Breeze of Reform Blowing Over the Earth"!

At this time, Lu Jia finally understood the mentality of Amway people. He hoped that his favorite works would be seen by more people and liked by more people.

He didn't know why he had this kind of mentality. It was like he wanted his preferences to be recognized by others? To gain recognition?

He didn't worry about it, he refreshed the data over and over again.

I saw that the number of views went from 30,000, to 40,000, and then to 50,000.

Finally, fatigue hit, and Lu Jia remembered that she had to study early tomorrow.

As a result, when he looked at the time, he suddenly wailed.

"Holy crap, it's half past three!"

It's important to save your life, go to bed quickly, you can still sleep for three hours!

He put his mobile phone on the bedside, hoping to get up the next morning and check the playback volume of "The Spring Breeze of Reform Blowing All Over the Earth" first.