The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

Chapter 322 "There is a reason why the video recommends to you that pasta should be mixed with No. 42 concrete?"

"I filmed a kissing scene in Detective Chinatown 2..."

Introduction: Call me a pigeon?! Who? Who said that! Stand up!

【coming】

【sofa】

【Something is wrong】

[What happened?! Did some old man really put him in a dark room and force him to update? 】

[Kissing scene? Wuwuwuwu, I don’t believe it! It’s not true]

[The children have grown up and have to film kissing scenes]

[I don’t allow it, I don’t allow it]

At the beginning of the video, Chen Sicheng is wearing a director's vest and a peaked cap. Although the brim of the hat is very low, the audience can recognize him at a glance.

【Chen Sicheng?】

[Good guy, the biggest guy who has appeared on Chengyi Video so far]

[Previously, where did you put the Happy Family? 】

[Teacher He: Am I not worthy?]

Chen Sicheng: "You have to shoot this kiss scene today..."

Cheng Yi: "Director, hurry up! I'm in a hurry to shoot! I can't help but dedicate myself to art!"

【Laughing to death, mouth squirting 666】

["Devotion to Art"]

Chen Sicheng: "Okay! Here comes the actress!"

Then, Wang Baoqiang broke into the camera.

【What the fuck, Wang Baoqiang?】

【Wang Baoqiang×Wang Baoqiang√】

[It’s so beautiful, I’m going to go blind]

[Asking for a pair of eyes that have never seen before]

[Brother Baoqiang’s sad stubble is so fascinating, hahahaha]

[Sure enough, it still smells like black silk]

[I just passed out, you guys talked so much?]

[Baoqiang is so spicy, I’m fine too]

【Confidence is madness】

[Maybe I should shave my beard]

[The little thing is quite unique]

Chen Sicheng: "Hey, where are the actors? Where are the actors?"

The scene turned and Cheng Yi was seen hanging, kicking off the stool, sticking out his tongue and rolling his eyes.

At this time, the screen froze and shook, and several large words "We must remain innocent in this world" appeared on the video.

【Hahahaha, I would rather die than obey!】

【Also ruthless】

【I'm so happy】

"Save it, save it!"

After being rescued, Wang Baoqiang raised his hand: "Hey, director, can I use a stand-in for the kiss scene?"

Chen Sicheng: "Okay, here comes the substitute!"

Cheng Yi: "No, you still don't like me, but I have to act with you today! It's up to you to see if I kiss you to death or not!"

[Hahahaha, kiss me to death, kiss me to death]

【Rebellion is coming】

[Want to see Cheng Yi and Brother Baoqiang French wet kiss]

[It’s a bit outrageous, the picture is too beautiful to look at]

After the blue twin-tailed Kiko broke into the camera, the barrage was filled with exclamations:

【Wait, three-dimensional miku?】

【Sister Lanmao really loves me】

【What a delicious brew】

【so so】

Cheng Yi: "I'm willing to act as a stuntman!"

Freeze frame: "Slap in the face at the speed of light"

kiko: "I don't want to act with him either!"

Cheng Yi jumped: "What are you talking about? What are you talking about?"

(Kiss scene filming begins)

"Come on, 321! Turn on the phone!"

"stop!"

[NTR in person?]

[I was scared to death, but luckily I didn’t kiss him]

【Almost Lost in Love】

"Ah? What's wrong?"

"That's enough, come on, change the substitute, change the substitute."

Cheng Yi: "No, there is a substitute?"

"Hey, buddy, give in!"

【What the hell, brother Haoran?】

【Ah ah ah ah, the groundhog is barking】

[Ah ah ah, the two husbands are in the same frame]

[The quality of this video is too high, right?!]

[High video quality × many stars√]

"Find me a substitute?!"

"No, I don't need a substitute!"

[It’s over, I’m a substitute]

"I'm willing to act as a stuntman!"

【Ha ha ha ha】

["I'm willing to act with a stuntman"]

"Director, I've been waiting for a year, director, I beg you!"

【Hahaha, I beg you】

[Why am I so happy when I see that Cheng Yi didn’t get a kissing scene? 】

At the end of the video, there is a promotion for "Detective Chinatown 2".

"Wang Baoqiang, Liu Haoran, Xiao Yang, Wang Xun...

2018 New Year’s Day, hilarious moments are coming!”

[Okay, okay, I must go to the theater to support]

[I go to the cinema for three reasons: Cheng Yi, Cheng Yi or Cheng Yi!]

[I hope the director will not be ignorant of praise and give our Chengzi more shots! Cheng Yi’s name is not even included in the promotional slogan. Isn’t this ridiculous?! It’s so ridiculous!]

[Cheng Yi, I am willing to act with you/shy]

"Click on the homepage, gender male, and leave if satisfied."

"Actually, I'm also willing to be [shy]"

"Brother, please wear some pants!"

"Do you mind having one more person?"

"Sharp sword, sharp eyes!"

"Nantong, die to me (buttock impact)"

[The humility with which he said "I beg you" is enough to prove his expectation for this matter [doge]]

"Pass it on: Cheng Yi is eager to film a kissing scene"

"Pass it on: Cheng Yi is eager to film a kissing scene with Wang Baoqiang"

"Pass it on: Cheng Yi longs for Wang Baoqiang"

"Ding, your little cutie: Formation Interrupter is online now."

"The formation interrupter will die!"

The day after "I was filming a kissing scene in Chinatown Detective II..." was uploaded, Cheng Yi suddenly uploaded another video:

"The video is recommended to you for a reason: Should pasta be mixed with No. 42 concrete?"

Introduction: Three videos in three days, let X friends call me the king of videos!

[Cheng Yi went crazy killing]

[So, if we continue to call Cheng Yi a pigeon, will he update the fourth video? 】

[King of Videos? Sorry, your good brother Huaxia Boy already has three videos a day]

The video begins with a piece of desolate music. In front of the car, two people, one tall, one short, one fat and one thin, are walking from a distance.

Chunky Wang Chengsi was wearing a shabby Lakers basketball uniform with a gold chain hanging around his neck.

The tall and thin Yang Jinci wore a school uniform that was too small to fit, lined with a black old man's shirt, a bamboo hat on his head, and a plastic telescope hanging around his neck.

Walking closer, Wang Chengsi looked left with his left eye and right with his right eye, and said, "Here are your cigarettes, brother?"

【Wise eyes】

【Do you dare to look at me seriously? 】

【Wonder of Humanity】

"Answer me a few questions first. How long has it been since you took a shower?"

The audience recognized that it was Cheng Yi's voice.

Wang Chengsi raised his head and seemed to be counting the days silently.

[Thinking about the Big Bang]

【loading……】

[cpu usage: 100%]

After a long silence, he grinned, showing his big teeth: "Bikini, does it look good?"

"correct answer!"

【"correct answer"】

With that said, Cheng Yi handed Wang Chengsi a pack of cigarettes and glanced at his hand wearing black silk gloves.

【Wait? Silk gloves?】

【What did I see?!】

[Look at the gloves to identify similar ones]

[I thought there was a normal person, but it seems I am too young]

[I really want these hands to help me export it]

[Three protagonists in one video]

[This pair of gloves elevates this video to a level it doesn’t belong to]

Cheng Yi continued to ask: "Are there any aliens in Zhangjiakou?"

Wang Chengsi thought for a moment and replied: "Smoking is harmful to health!"

"correct answer!"

Cheng Yi handed him another bottle of wine.

Yang Jinci took off his bamboo hat and scratched his head: "If his answer can lead to a cigarette, then I won't take the picture. You two can do it."

Cheng Yi: "Ah?"

Yang Jinci: "I dare not agree with his point of view!"

Cheng Yi: "Then tell me!"

[It is recommended to memorize the following content in full]

[The main film within the main film begins]

Yang Jinci: "Spaghetti should be mixed with No. 42 concrete, because the length of the screw can easily directly affect the torque of the excavator, you know?

When you smash it in, in an instant, it will produce a large amount of high-energy protein, commonly known as pua."

[Every sentence is something I didn’t expect]

[The pinnacle of theology]

[As long as it is abstract to the extreme, it is art]

[Abstract is too abstract]

[It’s hard to imagine Cheng Yi’s mental state when writing copy]

[Some knowledge, but not much]

[Pay attention to the CPU temperature]

[Current status of Google Translate]

Yang Jinci continued: "It will seriously affect economic development, and even cause certain nuclear pollution to the entire Pacific Ocean and even the charger, you know?

Furthermore, according to the Pythagorean theorem, you can easily infer that the artificially raised Tojo eagle pheasant can capture wild trigonometric functions. So, this and this, you don’t care whether Qin Shihuang’s section has

radioactivity."

[Zongheng (Physics)]

【Machine translation】

["Professional use of words"]

[It’s over, I can’t get out]

[The knowledge is quite broad, but it is not perfect]

【He is thinking!】

"Whether Ye Fan's nth power contains sediments or not, it doesn't matter. This Volvo and Welcome will meet in the Antarctic."

[You who listen to English listening]

[A maximum of three tides can appear on one set]

[Ultimate - Interdisciplinary]

"ah?"

【ah???】

(End of chapter)