The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

Chapter 348 "The handsome guy pretended to be a leader to attend the club's orientation meeting, but he didn't expect to meet the real leader" (Part 1)

Video: "Handsome guy pretended to be a leader to attend the club's orientation meeting, but he didn't expect to meet the real leader"

Introduction: I can’t think of an introduction. I admit, I’m a sucker for introductions (ps. The people who appeared in this video have obtained their permission, please feel free to eat it. ps2: This video contains a dressing tutorial. It is effective after personal testing. I learned it. Please

Share what you learned in the comment area.)

After the video was edited, Cheng Yi contacted the people who appeared in all the important shots in the video. After obtaining their permission, he released the video, otherwise he would have to add mosaics.

But as we all know, mosaic is simply the worst invention of the 21st century, and it greatly affects viewing.

Based on this, Cheng Yi is very grateful to all the people who allowed him to appear on the scene without mosaic.

Masai in the temple (putting hands together)

…

"Hello everyone, I am Cheng Yi, the owner of UP who strives to bring happiness to everyone."

【sofa】

【First】

[I am Cheng Yi, the master of up who brings happy slaves to everyone]

【Good guy, human trafficking, right?】

[Cheng Yi, the great slave owner]

Because Cheng Yi's opening words were so iconic, over time, users of Station X who had their ears tingling finally started to take action on this sentence, and they did a lot of tricks.

Cheng Yi, the great slave owner, is one of them.

Lu Jia smiled from ear to ear. The "big slave owner" was so ridiculous. After hearing this, Brother Ni bought a train ticket and ran away overnight.

"Today is the day to recruit new members to our school's 100th Regiment.

Ahem, I’m just a humble person, but as the monitor of the first class, the class president of grade 16, and one of the top students in professional grades, I was entrusted with an important task by the school and founded a small club."

【The universe at your fingertips?】

[Billions of clamoring societies]

"Well, as you all know, excellent people are like fireflies in the dark night, so popular and outstanding. I was unwilling to accept such an opportunity and wanted to leave the opportunity to more people.

But the principal said, he said that with great power comes great responsibility, so I don’t think I can escape.”

[Okay, okay, you are the best and the most popular, right? I really can’t do anything about you]

[What should I do if my boyfriend is too proud? Pamper him]

【Orange is the best!!!】

Lu Jia couldn't help but smile when she saw Cheng Yi's proud face in the video. No matter how successful Cheng Yi was, he was always the boy who brought happiness to everyone in the video and never changed.

"So, for the welfare of thousands of classmates, for the honor of the school, for world peace, for the tranquility of the earth, and for the stability of the multiverse. I could only sacrifice my spare time and reluctantly opened a club."

[Even Iron Man can’t boast like you do]

[Joker Xue gives you a like]

【?.Can you also meet Qianyou here?】

"The name of the club is... I have two goals today, one is... the second one is to recruit new members for my own club."

"But first~"

In the video, Cheng Yi used the camera to scan his whole body: jeans, denim jacket, white lantern wick shirt lining, sunny, clean and handsome.

"We need to change our makeup first. After a boy turns eighteen, he can no longer dress like a child. Especially as the leader of a club, I have to give people a mature and stable impression."

At this time, a [High Energy Early Warning] floated across the barrage.

[A lively scene ahead]

[Come back and take a look to confirm]

【Watch it again】

"High-energy warning?" Lu Jia thought, "Is it 'put on a handsome suit and comb your hair like an adult'?"

As a result, the next second, when Cheng Yi's hand swept across the camera and appeared in the video again, Lu Jia's jaw dropped to the ground on the spot.

【True·mature and steady】

[Leaders from the Education Bureau came to inspect]

[laughing until burping]

【Super Senior】

【The atmosphere in the hall】

[Thirty years of detours have been avoided]

[Hahahaha, shit, the briefcase plus a thermos cup smells so good of wolfberry]

[Cheng Yi is so talented, he made me laugh for another day]

[It’s just that he looks handsome, but he also knows how to dress well]

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Lu Jia laughed so much that he wanted to punch the bed. He could hold back his laughter when he saw Cheng Yi changing clothes, but when he saw the barrage "He is handsome and can dress well", he suddenly couldn't hold back.

Damn, you're going to laugh me to death!

The hand that was beating the bed had already been raised, but his roommate grabbed his wrist first and controlled him.

Lu Jia cast a confused look.

The roommate said: "Brother Lu, stop beating the bed, the bed will be broken!"

Lu Jia's roommates have long been treated with PTSD by Lu Jia, and now they are scared when they see Lu Jia opening Cheng Yi's video.

This wave, this wave is called reasonable speculation + timely prediction.

"I'll stop beating the bed, okay!"

Lu Jia put down his hand angrily, and his roommate just breathed a sigh of relief, but unexpectedly, he heard Lu Jia's crazy laughter and beating the bed.

"Hahahaha, fuck me, Ah Feng!"

…

"Come on, Ah Feng will show his face too!"

In the video, A Feng held his glasses with one hand and held the phone away from him with the other hand. He squinted and stared at the screen of the phone. After hearing Cheng Yi's voice, he pulled down his glasses and looked at the camera:

"ah?"

If Cheng Yi is dressed like a member of the Education Bureau, Zhou Hengfeng is dressed like a village party secretary.

【Ah? (Possessed by Wolong)】

[Focus of the painting: sandals with socks]

【The keychain is the soul】

【"Mature Man"】

The roommates glared at Lu Jia one after another, and Lu Jia quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, brothers, but it's so funny. I will definitely not make any noise next time, okay?"

"That's what you said!"

"I promise!"

Next, Lu Jia covered his mouth while watching the video. In the end, he still underestimated the laughing effect of Cheng Yi's video. He was so enjoying watching it that he couldn't hold back his laughter and made a pop from his fingers.

A pop of air leakage.

[The pace of department-level cadres]

[Coughing is the essence]

【Guide to the country.jpg】

[Hahahaha, students are all giving way]

[I learned this the hard way, is this outfit so useful?]

[Girl next to me: Where did this handsome man come from? 】

[The sense of disobedience has left home]

Lu Jia: ()Puff puff puff

Roommate: ( ) stare~

Lu Jia:cough cough cough

Finally, in the video, Cheng Yi walked up to a club.

"The name of the singles club sounds like it's very suitable for us singles to join. It's good. Let's go and have a look."

[Go over and have a look × Go over and persecute]

【Orange is coming! Run quickly!!!】

[The innocent girl doesn’t know what she will say next]

【Hahahaha, all the female students stood up to greet you?】

【I don’t want to stand up either, but I see the leader is afraid!】

"Ahem, which one, what, hey, let me tell you."

[Spitting tea leaves is so déjà vu]

【Leadership Speech】

[This wave, this wave is imitated to the core]

[Girl: What do you want to say?]

"This club of yours is a singles club. Is it a new club that I've never heard of?"

"Report, our singles association is a shared association led by the single class..."

"Then what activities do you have?"

"Yes, such as...and."

【Is this how you came to join the club? 】

[Mainly anti-customer]

[I learned it, and immediately go to the school club to compete]

[Interview Club × Interview Club]

[Hahahaha, the interview club laughed me to death, Chinese culture is broad and profound]

[Don’t any of you think this club is good? I heard that I want to join too]

[I go there specifically to meet couples during holidays, is it such a big deal? 】

"do not talk."

As soon as Cheng Yi said these words, Lu Jia saw the girl in the video shaking visibly.

Lu Jia covered her face, and Cheng Yi was too damn bad, specializing in scaring little girls.

【He is good or bad】

[pupil dilation]

"I've thought about it carefully - I want to join your club."

[gasp heavily]

"Ah??? No, you, are you here to join the club?"

[Covering his face, Cheng Yi made others doubt his life]

[Girls must be thinking, it scares me to death, I thought my club was gone]

[Girl: Are you really not here to ban our club? 】

After signing up for the singles club, no, or pranking the singles club, Cheng Yi and Zhou Hengfeng left with steady steps.

"Hey, that teaching building needs to be renovated! Call the president of the University of Science and Technology tomorrow and ask him to write an application and allocate tens or tens of billions to him."

"And there, this lake needs to be expanded. It must be at least as big as Erhai Lake!"

"Boss, even HKUST is not that big!"

"Digging! Use the best ear pick!"

[Hahahaha, pretending]

[It amused me to death with the best ear pick]

【Ear Digging Spoon: What virtues and abilities am I?】

(End of chapter)