The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

"Ouch——"

In the dormitory, Cheng Yi screamed.

There was a thunder on the ground, directly breaking the tranquility of the dormitory.

Zhou Hengfeng was beating the king. Hearing this, he was startled. With shaking hands, he flashed into the encirclement of the enemy camp and died quickly.

"Cheng Yi, you're crazy!" He was furious.

Yin Chao and Huang Shu were also trembling with fright, slipped off their stools, turned around, stared at Cheng Yi, and looked at Cheng Yi without knowing why.

Cheng Yi said happily: "What are you looking at? You haven't seen a handsome guy?"

He pointed at Yin Chao, Zhou Hengfeng, and Huang Shu one by one:

"Single dog", "Single dog", "Single dog"!

"You really make dad worry about when I can have my grandson."

Cheng Yi directly aroused public outrage.

"Aren't you also single?"

"I will be gone soon!" Cheng Yi said proudly.

"Not anymore, right?"

Yin Chao signaled Zhou Hengfeng and Huang Shu with his eyes, and the three people quickly reached a consensus.

Form an encirclement and surround Cheng Yi.

By the time Cheng Yi reacted, it was already too late.

He was hugged tightly by Yin Chao who rushed forward.

Zhou Hengfeng snatched his cell phone away, while Huang Shu struggled to tickle him.

"Explain quickly, who is it?"

"Is he an instructor?"

"You're single, right? You're going to endanger my life, right?"

Being restrained and rubbed harshly by three grown men, Cheng Yi couldn't resist at all, and he paid the price for his "ouch".

After being rubbed for four or five minutes, the three of them spared Cheng Yi after he kept begging for mercy.

However, they are still asking questions about the news that Cheng Yi will soon be single.

What interests them most is whether that person is an instructor.

They all felt that Cheng Yi had something to do with the instructor.

Although they don't want to admit it, the fact is that Cheng Yi and Zhang Hanran are indeed a pair of handsome men and beautiful women.

"No, where did you think you were?" Cheng Yi flatly denied, "It's not from our school."

A trace of tenderness flashed in his eyes: "Anyway, I will tell you as soon as the negotiation is completed."

Not from HKUST?

The three of them guessed that they might be Cheng Yi’s high school classmate or something.

In an instant, they lost half of their interest in eating melon. The woman was not from the University of Science and Technology anyway.

Seeing that no more information could be obtained, Zhou Hengfeng returned the phone to Cheng Yi.

Cheng Yi took back his mobile phone and whispered: "Three little sons, don't sleep too much at night!"

"Huh?" Yin Chao came back and turned his head, his electric eyes were piercing, "Cheng Yi, what did you say, the three of us didn't hear clearly."

"How about you say it again?"

"yes!"

Zhou Hengfeng and Huang Shu are gearing up.

"I say you three are so handsome! Even more handsome than me, Daniel Wu of HKUST!"

"Three handsome guys, are you interested in shooting a video for me?"

Cheng Yi planned to shoot the "reading comments" video that he had dug a long time ago today.

Yin Chao's eyes flickered: "I still have a form to do."

"I'll ask Qu Yang to do it for you."

Huang Shu's eyes evaded: "Just now a girl asked me out, you..."

"I'll let you choose first during the social gathering!"

Zhou Hengfeng also wanted to imitate: "I..."

Cheng Yi clapped his hands: "Okay, since everyone has no objections, it's a happy decision! Let's start filming!"

Zhou Hengfeng looked at Cheng Yi with a hurt expression on his face.

Don't play like this!

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Cheng Yi asked his roommate for help in order to make a joke.

Reading comments on videos is relatively boring, so interspersing them with some lighthearted and funny jokes can make the video more interesting.

The joke chosen by Cheng Yi is "Where is my dragon fruit?".

Most netizens should have seen this joke.

Briefly introduce the content:

The protagonist returned to the dormitory and found that the dragon fruit he had just bought was missing.

He went to ask his roommates: "Have you seen my dragon fruit?"

The roommates said one after another: "I don't know, I didn't see it!"

They answered innocently, but when they turned around, they saw their faces covered with dragon fruit juice.

He even chewed it unabashedly.

Although the evidence is on their roommates' faces, they manage to deal with it calmly.

And the protagonist also said over and over again: "It's strange" and "Where are you going?", as if he really didn't find anything.

Comparing the two contrasts, the separation between "obvious facts" and "character's behavioral logic" challenges the general public perception.

This is a very advanced joke.

The better it is, the more flavor it has.

Although I don’t know who the original author is, he is definitely a genius.

Cheng Yi explained to the three dog sons the key points to grasp when recording.

First, the expression must show "no knowledge".

The second is to apply dragon fruit on your face, the more exaggerated the better.

The most exaggerated one would smear dragon juice all over his face. After a fair vote, Zhou Hengfeng was entrusted with this important task.

After telling it once, Cheng Yi decided to try taking a picture again:

He rushed into the dormitory with his camera, opened the closet, looked at the empty bag, and asked:

"Where's the dragon fruit? Where's the dragon fruit I just bought? Have you seen it?"

"That's unethical!"

"Did you see that?"

"I didn't see it either!" Zhou Hengfeng turned around, revealing a "pink" face.

"Pfft-hahahaha!"

Cheng Yi suddenly stopped and pointed at Zhou Hengfeng and laughed.

Zhou Hengfeng responded with a murderous look.

Cheng Yi quickly calmed down: "I'm sorry, hahahaha."

"what are you laughing at?"

"I'm sorry, I thought of something happy. I'm about to fall in love."

"You were just laughing at me, and you never stopped!"

"I'm sorry, I'll do it again!"

It took more than ten minutes to shoot a joke that was less than a minute long. The juice on Zhou Hengfeng's face was all dry before he shot a complete one.

"Come on, brothers, I'll treat you to dinner at noon! Come to the restaurant and eat whatever you want!"

After the three sons of dogs finished washing their faces, Cheng Yihao waved his hand.

It can be said that money cannot buy you happiness.

At noon, the four of us went to the North Gate and had a meal of crayfish, plus drinks, which cost more than 300 yuan.

Zhou Hengfeng and Huang Shu could also see that Cheng Yi was really happy, and they were also happy for their brother.

Only Yin Chao was hesitant to speak when he was drinking. He seemed to want to say something, but in the end he didn't say it. He just reminded him a little:

"Cheng Yi, take it easy and don't get in too deep."

Cheng Yi, who was a little tipsy, clinked glasses with him: "Brother, I understand."

Yin Chao didn't know whether Cheng Yi really understood or pretended to understand. As a person who had experienced it, he understood best that if you don't have a certain degree of love when it comes to love, you can easily hurt yourself.

It’s not that he wishes bad things to his friends, it’s just that everything is possible. The more you pay, the harder it will be to extricate yourself, and the more painful it will be in the end.

Cheng Yi actually understood this truth, but it didn't stop him from being happy.

After eating crayfish and having a full meal, Cheng Yi rushed into the counselor's office and the secretary's office and asked Sister Fang and Zhao Leishu to record a video respectively.

Then I went back to the dormitory and prepared to shoot the rest of the video.

"The comments have been screened and we can start shooting directly."

Cheng Yi turned on the camera, looked at the camera, and said hello to the camera in a tipsy state:

"Hello everyone, I am Cheng Yi, an up owner who strives to bring happiness to everyone!"

“I’m not doing anything today, I just want to chat with my fans and friends and make a video reading comments.”

"As the name suggests, I collected comments from some fans, and then selected the comments that everyone was interested in, appeared frequently, and could pass the review, and responded to them collectively."

"First, Lord Up, how old are you?"

"I am 17 today and will have my 18th birthday next month. I did not imply that people should send me gifts, absolutely not!"

"Hey hey hey, it's a clear indication!!!"

"Next item, what is your life plan?"

"It's very simple. In terms of career, I hope to be a useful person to society. I want to shine as brightly as possible and as warm as possible. In terms of family, I hope to find a person I love and spend the rest of my life with. It's best to be together again.

Raise a cat, a dog, and a pair of cute children."

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