The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

Chapter 457 'The Human Design Collapses! The Seven Hundred Drunken Behaviors'

Chapter 457 "Character collapse! Record of seven hundred drunken behaviors! It will shock your eyes!" Part 2

Cheng Yi: "Come and let's set up her machine! Xiaomeng, where is your machine? Find it for her."

Huaxia BOY: "I'll go, she's drunk."

Xin Xiaomeng: "I, I'm not drunk, I'll look for it myself."

In the video, after some hilarious and ridiculous events, Xin Xiaomeng's beauty video finally officially started shooting.

In front of the camera, Xin Xiaomeng said half confused and half awake:

"Hello everyone, I'm Xin Xiaomeng. I haven't recorded a video for a long time. Why? Because I'm lazy~ Today, I'm not lazy anymore."

[This section is full of high energy!!! Please note, do not drink water!]

【It's a bit cute, my heart is moved】

[Social beauty blogger hahahaha]

[Hahahahaha, it made me laugh so hard, you said it so righteously and confidently]

【Have clear self-awareness】

[Little Meng is so cute]

[Why don’t you do your homework? Too lazy to write (crying)]

"This is my boss, Cheng Yi. The boss wants to say hello to everyone!"

In the video, Cheng Yi was in a daze, but when he heard Xin Xiaomeng's words, he sat up in a dream and said hello with a smile:

"Hello everyone, my name is Cheng Yi."

After saying that, he suppressed his smile and lay down again.

[Hahahahahaha, orange is so cute]

【Business smile】

[Face Changing at the Speed of Light]

[Pass it on! Cheng Yi plays a big name]

Xin Xiaomeng: "This is Brother BOY. Brother BOY, please say hello to everyone."

Huaxia BOY: "HELLO"

【Perfunctory】

Xin Xiaomeng: "There are also Brother Tomato and Brother Xiaohua."

Lao Tomato*Hua Shaobei: "Hello everyone."

[Please note that a certain fantasy has fallen asleep at this time]

Xin Xiaomeng: "They accompanied me to record a makeup video, because many friends think my makeup is very beautiful, so they wanted me to make a makeup tutorial video, so this video is here~yue~"

Hahahahahaha, Mao Yining suddenly burst out laughing while watching the video!

Xin Xiaomeng is so cute, she even made herself yue while talking, but it’s still okay!

[I couldn’t stop laughing hahahaha]

【Is it because you say you are beautiful? 】

【"Black garlic"】

【The most abstract makeup video】

[No eyes to hear hahahaha]

[The program is very effective]

【Isn’t this better than variety shows?】

Xin Xiaomeng: "Let's apply foundation on the face first. I don't know what brand it is because I'm drunk."

[My wife loves to giggle]

【"Drunk Er"】

Xin Xiaomeng: "Then, we apply the liquid foundation evenly with our hands."

[No, who still remembers holding a daddy in this hand?]

【Wait a minute, Olili is on my face!!!】

[I can’t stand it any longer]

【Sisters, wash your hands ah ah ah ah ah ah】

【Have you washed your hands?】

[Apply the liquid foundation evenly×Apply the papa evenly√]

【"Clean Little Hands"】

Xin Xiaomeng: "I am really grateful to my fans and friends. They always say in comments and comments that I am very beautiful. I also think Xiaomeng is very beautiful."

Cheng Yi was sleeping, but suddenly he stood up like a zombie and laughed mockingly: "Hahahahaha~"

Xin Xiaomeng threatened: "Boss, do you think Xiaomeng is beautiful?"

Cheng Yi: "Super beautiful!"

Xin Xiaomeng: "Hehehe, where is my mirror?"

After getting the mirror, she asked: "Why do I look like this?!"

[Two levels of reversal hahaha]

[Hahahaha, do you know how sad it is for me to squat in a pit and laugh fiercely and inhale? 】

【Hahahaha why do you look like this】

【I'm going to die laughing】

【Good slap in the face】

[Hahahaha, I was scared by myself]

【Xiao Meng is so cute】

【Can’t stop laughing】

Xin Xiaomeng: "Where does a girl's confidence come from? Sisters, please answer."

【"Sisters"】

Chinese BOY: "Beautiful (pseudo-sissy)"

Xin Xiaomeng: "No, a girl's beauty comes from the compliments from her friends~"

Huaxia BOY: "You are so beautiful (continues in the pseudo-girly voice)"

Xin Xiaomeng: "A crab crab~"

[A crab crab (no emotion)]

[After shouting, I went to sleep, laughing so hard]

【Penggui BOY】

Xin Xiaomeng directed Zhou Hengfeng: "Brother Feng, please help me take that makeup egg on the bedside."

Huaxia BOY: "Beauty sponge, oh, you don't understand, let me go!"

["You don't understand, I'll go"]

【Nuclear energy ahead】

After saying this, Huaxia Boy entered the bedroom. After a while, he walked out confidently and handed the "beauty egg" to Xin Xiaomeng.

Xin Xiaomeng looked at the "beauty egg" in Huaxia BOY's hand and was momentarily stunned. Then she quickly reacted and said:

"This is okay too!"

"This little yellow duck is made of silicone and can also be photographed."

I saw that she was holding a silicone little yellow duck toy in her hand, the kind that floats in the tub when a child takes a bath!

["Alright"]

[Hahahaha, I broke out laughing]

【Beauty Duck】

[Little Yellow Duck: Don’t mess with me]

[laughing to tears, throat and eyes sore]

[Don’t get the wrong duck]

Mao Yining also slapped the table and laughed. She thought the most amazing thing was not that BOY found a little yellow duck!

The most amazing thing is that Xin Xiaomeng accepted it calmly!

And that’s fine if you accept it, but what the hell is it that makes a squeaking sound when you use it!?

Is your wife being too naughty?!

Next, a certain fantasy finally sobered up a little, and then started to go online.

So, he dedicated his first classic line after going online.

At first, Cheng Yi said to him: "We are filming a beauty video, please don't disturb us."

A certain fan directly responded, "Oh, who doesn't know how to do makeup? What a joke!"

And he said it in an extremely sharp tone, which made it even funnier.

[Hahahaha, I was laughed to death by Mou Huan’s words]

[Hahahaha looking forward to Ma Ge’s beauty video]

[Brother Ma’s program is really effective]

[Here I laugh out loud like a pig]

[Hahahaha, Marco is so cool]

[It feels like a certain fantasy is silent for the most part, but once it opens its mouth, it’s a blast hahaha]

【Can’t stop crying】

[Brother Ma has such a big face, how much primer does he need to use hahahaha]

Xin Xiaomeng: "Next, let's start drawing eyebrows. Eyebrows are very important, because if there is no hair, the whole person will look weak, right? (Looking at Lao Tomato)."

Cheng Yi: "No, why are I looking at you?"

Tomato: "You poked me."

【"Poke Me"】

[or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or]

[Wocao, Qingqie self-destructs truck]

[Laughing to death, making me laugh so hard]

[huge amount of information]

【I already laughed so hard】

[Brother, mother, take the big blame, okay?]

[My mother is the culprit]

Mao Yining's eyes widened when he heard Lao Tomato's "Poke me", and then he slapped the table and laughed wildly!

Lao Tomato has exposed too much!

To say such shocking things in such an understatement.

【High energy ahead!!!】

Xin Xiaomeng: "Who has kidney deficiency now? Which kid raises his hand?"

In the video, after Lao Tomato heard this sentence, he immediately raised his hand obediently and said proudly: "Me!"

Hahahahahaha!!!

Mao Yining made a baboon cry that he had not made in twenty-one years. If others heard it, they would never imagine that it was a girl's laughter.

[Or or or or or, watch over and over again, famous scene]

[It is recommended that you play this paragraph when you are getting married]

[When I saw this, I was peeing, and then]

[Laughter for the King of Honesty]

["Which child raised his hand"]

【Kill!!!】

[The phone is laughing so hard]

【Volunteer】

[Family members, I will just burst into laughter]

Mao Yining thought this story would be over here, but it didn’t happen!!!

The scene changed and Xin Xiaomeng traced Lao Tomato’s eyebrows and said, “Oh, it’s aphrodisiac!”

[laughing due to lack of oxygen]

【Invincible】

[I choked on my saliva, hahahaha]

【"Aphrodisiac"】

[Xin Xiaomeng is somewhat dirty]

[Too damn abstract]

Huaxia BOY: "Oh~ hello MAN!"

Xin Xiaomeng: “Come on, let’s make the left eyebrow stronger.”

【Awesome】

【Absolute!】

Xin Xiaomeng: "Next, let's curl our eyebrows. I'm going to give you a good thing. This eyelash curler is electrified."

Huaxia BOY: "Wow, I really want to be controlled."

At this time, in order to match his performance, pink filters and ambiguous music were added in the later stage.

Mao Yining was shocked, no, BOY, do you want to hear what you said?

What kind of tiger and wolf words?

And is there a dime between the two sentences?

Why do you think of being controlled when you think of being electrified?!

How much fun do you usually have?

For a moment, Mao Yining felt that he could no longer look directly at the six people in the video, and the filter was shattered on the floor!

[Don’t electrocute yourself]

[A group of deep well ice made me nervous]

【????】

【You are such a BOY】

[Family members laughed like crazy]

【Everyone has sacrificed too much for this video】

[Is it 0 or M, identification completed]

[Strange XP was exposed]

【Can this be played?】

[I announce that the funniest video this year is out]

Hua Shaobei followed up what the Chinese boy said: "I really want to try it too!"

Mao Yining:???

What do you usually play?

[Double Company - Become famous in one battle]

【Two consecutive hits to defeat】

[Hahahaha, I really can’t do it anymore]

【I am deprived of oxygen】

Cheng Yi: "You are so gay."

Hua Shaobei: "I am not gay, I am myself!"

【Video that cannot be described in words】

【Really hammered】

[Let the production go to theaters, I’ll buy a ticket]

【Too BT】

Xin Xiaomeng: "Okay, that's it for this makeup tutorial video. It's over for everyone to watch. Okay, see you next time. Goodbye my friends and my viewers."

Everyone: "Bye~"

After Xin Xiaomeng's part ended, there were only ten minutes left in the video. Mao Yining smiled again and watched the part about Lao Tomato doing the task. This video finally came to the end. (In the part about Lao Tomato doing the task, Lao Tomato

My girlfriend’s mother-in-law also appeared on screen for dozens of seconds)

Cheng Yi: "I hope the viewers will take this as a warning. I believe this episode has achieved the effect of persuading people to drink. Then our video will end here, and we will all record the end of the episode."

Cheng Yi × Xin Xiaomeng × Zhou Hengfeng × Lao Tomato × Hua Shaobei × Mou Huanjun × Huaxia Boy:

"That's it for this video, see you in the next video! Please like, vote, collect, forward, follow, please accept everything!"

【I really laughed from beginning to end】

[Awesome, this video directly makes you a god]

【Another masterpiece by Cheng Yi】

【It’s over in two hours and ten minutes?】

[Postmodern pseudo-documentary comedy]

[Domestic Variety Show Ceiling Medium Panel]

[Isn’t this going to be released during the Spring Festival?]

[On New Year’s Eve 2018, I will watch your videos to celebrate the New Year]

[After reading it, it’s my favorite orange.]

[I haven’t laughed so happily in a long time, thank you]