The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

Chapter 489 "[Ouyang Nana] Making a video with a brother from station X, don't be autistic and challenge" Part 2

Just when countless viewers were curious about Ouyang Nana's choice, she finally took the first step.

【Her A is up!】

【Family members, she really makes me cry to death! 】

【Brave, brave, my Nabi!】

[Cheng Yi has done all the bad things! He persecutes my family!]

The screen turned and Ouyang Nana was seen stopping a shy little boy.

Then, the screen switched to Ouyang Nana's selfie perspective. In the video, it was her flawless face:

"Hello, little brother, may I ask what your last name is?"

The boy who was stopped was stunned: "My surname is Zhao."

"Your surname is Zhang?" Ouyang Nana immediately exclaimed.

"Wait a minute, my surname is not Zhang! My surname is Zhao!"

"My surname is Zhang, don't be arrogant. I have a strong fist. I have been to Shaolin and Wudang, but now I have gone through many changes. My surname is Zhang, which is fine. My surname is not Zhang, haha~"

[Hahaha, what kind of job is this that makes people’s eyes darken? 】

[Hahahahahaha I died laughing]

[Blindly guessing that this meme will be popular tomorrow!]

【hhhh I'm so happy】

[Ooooooooo, you are all laughing, only my real surname is Zhang]

[Forget it, my surname is no longer Zhang]

[Surname Zhang: Can anyone speak up for me? 】

[Why not persecute people named Zhao, woo woo woo]

[I admit that our surname Zhang is like this]

[Your boy’s best surname is Zhang]

[What is the difference between this and pulling on my head?]

There are also some netizens who did not notice what Ouyang Nana said at all.

What?

Did Ouyang Nana speak?

Did anyone hear that?! No! Not at all!

[Nabi is so pretty that I didn’t pay attention to what Nabi was saying at all]

[Laughing, did anyone pay attention to what Nabi said? 】

[Infatuated with beauty and unable to extricate oneself]

[Uuuuuuuuuah, Nabi is so beautiful, why am I not Chengyi? Damn it!!!]

【I envy Cheng Yi every day】

【This little face really misses Rua!!!】

[Go back and watch it again]

When Ouyang Nana finished reading this paragraph, the perspective switched back to the third-person perspective.

I saw the boy's face full of confusion. His expression was like this: (=Д=)

Like this:∑(O_O;)

There is also this:(╬Д)

"My surname is not Zhang, my surname is Zhao!", the boy made his final resistance.

"Is it Zhao, the chief bowman?"

The boy finally gave up the treatment:(シ__)シ

You are noble! You are amazing!

【Belonging to being named qin】

[The last name is qin, but Nima made me laugh to death]

[Hot knowledge: Every time Cheng Yi shoots a video, 1-10 passers-by are persecuted. Boycott Cheng Yi, start with me/manual dog head]

【Nabi, do you want to listen to what you are saying?】

["Gong Zhang Zhao That Zhao"]

[Keep being stupid like this and be yourself, otherwise who would I be laughing at?]

[Guess why I don’t laugh?]

【Because your surname is Zhang hahahaha!】

Cheng Yi: "Okay, na na, you succeeded."

Ouyang Na Na: "Ah ah ah, so shameful."

Cheng Yi: "Continue?"

Ouyang Nana: "Continue!"

[Good guy, you belong to Yes when you wake up]

[As we all know, society only dies once and countless times]

The scene turned and the two people appeared in the alley. Cheng Yi and Ouyang Nana sandwiched an aunt in the middle.

Cheng Yi handed the microphone to his aunt and asked: "Queen, are you happy with me?"

Auntie: "Hahaha, why are you so funny? Are you kidding me?"

Cheng Yi: "Well, are you happy?"

Auntie: "It's good, happy."

Cheng Yi: "Then do I still need to struggle in this life?"

Auntie: "You still need it"

[Good guy, I just want to avoid forty years of detours!]

[I proved that Chengzi was just playing tricks, woo woo, I sent him a private message to support him, and he told me to get lost, woo woo]

[The copywriting is very flirtatious, and I call you fuck off in private chat]

【"You Still Need It"】

[Looks like he’s joking, but actually he’s asking the truth]

[The cunning pretty boy]

"Auntie, can you do a move with the two of us?"

"sure."

Cheng Yi×Ouyang Na Na: Stomp! Stomp!

Auntie: Stomp! Stomp!

【If you stamp on it, you will be numb!】

【Teacher Fan Wei?(Vision)】

Cheng Yi: "Are your feet numb?"

Auntie: "Mom, mom..."

【Oh my God, I am shocked!】

[Hahahaha, burst into laughter]

【Ha ha ha ha】

【??Auntie is so obedient!】

[Help, this aunt made me laugh so hard]

[I thought we were going to start selling abductions]

[Both Cheng Yi and Na Na couldn’t help laughing hahaha]

[Program effect explodes]

Cheng Yi: "Auntie, let me ask you whether your feet are numb or not."

"Oh, this, Ma!"

"Oh, this means our feet are healthy!"

Next, the rhythm began to speed up, the dialogue between the two people in the middle decreased, and they started to persecute passers-by.

Ouyang Nana: "Miss, my hands are a little cold. Can I put them in your pocket to warm them up?"

Girl: "Huh?"

Ouyang Nana: "Put it in your pocket to warm it up, just for a while~"

Girl: "Okay then!"

Ouyang Nana: plug

One second, two seconds, three seconds——

Girl: "Is it okay?"

Ouyang Nana: "That's okay (laughing)"

[Good guy, Na Na has completely let go of himself]

【It's so high that I can't breathe】

【Social Madman】

[When I took it out, I took away 50 yuan/dog head]

【I can, I can, fuck me!!!】

【This is for you, is it serious?】

【Cheng Yi has a successor!】

【Study successfully】

[Cheng Yi, please return my shy and sensitive Ouyang Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na by my shy and sensitive Ouyang Na Na Na Na.]

Pat~

Ouyang Nana: "Master, what do you do?"

[Your, what kind of guy]

【Asking even though you know it】

[laughing like a goose]

The master held a shovel in one hand and a cement brick in the other. He looked back at Ouyang Nana without saying a word.

【Heshan's eyes】

【Silence is better than sound here】

[Master: You'd better be fine]

【He stopped talking】

[sense of oppression]

【Research on atomic bomb】

[Toes: Another big project]

[He didn’t say anything, but he seemed to have said everything]

[Master: First of all, I am not working on the construction site]

[I was laughing so hard, hahahaha, that’s amazing, how did Cheng Yi come up with it? 】

Although this video is from Ouyang Nana, and it is Ouyang Nana who asked this question, but the audience has acquiesced that only Cheng Yi can come up with these jokes!

Why?

Because only Cheng Yi can come up with such an advanced art form!

A unique sense of humor missing from the brainstem!

Stinky tofu food stall.

Ouyang Na Na: poke.

"Auntie, you are selling here, can I shout for you?"

Stall owner aunt: "Okay! Stinky tofu ~ fragrant and smelly stinky tofu ~"

Ouyang Nana: "Stinky Tofu~ Fragrant and smelly stinky tofu~"

[It’s so rare to see this kind of shouting]

[This is good, it feels like feeling the warmth of the world]

[It’s quite fun, it feels like the whole world has become closer]

【So happy, my Nabi】

[Seeing this makes me want to shoot a video with Cheng Yi, it’s so beautiful]

【Really open your guard】

Finally, Cheng Yi and Ouyang Nana came to a hotel.

In the video, employees wearing work clothes stood in a row, and the lobby manager was lecturing one by one.

Cheng Yi suddenly broke in: "Are you in military training?"

The lobby manager was confused: "Who are you?"

Cheng Yi: "We were passing by."

【"Pure Passerby"】

[Passing by selling swords]

Lobby manager: "Oh, please wait a moment."

Cheng Yi: "Wait, can I go up and say a few words?"

["Tell Two Sentences"]

【Hahaha, what kind of devil?!】

[I can only say that this kind of behavior is awesome]

Lobby manager: "Are you okay?"

【"Are you OK?"】

Cheng Yi: "Just eat plums if you have nothing to do?"

【Aware of keywords!】

[Laughing so hard, I just wanted to say it’s okay and I’ll just eat plums]

[Yang Mi: If nothing happens, don’t cue]

【Is there something wrong with you?】

[Yang Mi: If I had known, I would not have agreed to shoot that commercial]

Lobby manager: "Kick those two troublemakers out! (angry)"

[Hahaha, fork it out]

Finally, it was getting dark, and Cheng Yi and Ouyang Nana were standing on the sidewalk.

Cheng Yi said:

"This video ends here! All in all, Na Na completed the task perfectly today!"

【Leaving the army!】

【Departure × discharge】

In the video, Cheng Yi looked at Ouyang Na Na: "Na Na, do you think you are still autistic now?"

"I'm not autistic at all!" Ouyang Nana said, "Now I feel like I've opened up, it's amazing!"

【"opened"】

[Hahahaha, I’m not autistic anymore, but I’m not normal either.]

[Ouyang Na Na graduated from Cheng Yi Zhi Social Terrorism College in 2018 and is hereby issued a mental illness certificate]

[Hahaha, the proof of mental illness makes me laugh to death]

Finally, Cheng Yi and Ouyang Nana said together to the camera:

"That's the end of this video. Please collect it, forward it, follow it, and ask for everything. See you in the next video!"

Ouyang Nana stretched her hand towards the camera: "Hold it!"

【receive!】

【This video is so fun!】

[Love, love, love this video]

【Is there a next time? 】

[See my friends in the comment section!]

(End of chapter)