The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

June 13th.

Xiangnan University of Science and Technology, Ten Teachings, Classroom 303.

After Zhang Hanran distributed the paper to each teacher, he stood on the podium and waited quietly.

Today is the day of graduation defense, the last hurdle of university.

She was wearing a satin white shirt and sky blue jeans.

The hem of the white shirt was tucked into jeans, and a pair of slender and straight legs seemed to be two meters long, which was very eye-catching.

Her dress is simple, but it highlights her temperament and figure.

Coupled with her cool fair complexion, delicate appearance, and deep eyes, she is like a modeled female elf, dreamlike and incredibly beautiful.

The three defense teachers looked majestic and sat in the first row.

After flipping through Zhang Hanran's paper, one of the teachers said:

"You can start your defense now."

Zhang Hanran bowed and then said:

"Hello fellow judges! I am Zhang Hanran, from the School of Foreign Languages, majoring in English. The title of my thesis is "Translation of News Titles from the Perspective of Skopos Theory". I will introduce the research purpose, content, methods and conclusions."

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About ten minutes later, Zhang Hanran finished his statement and said:

"The above is the basic situation of my thesis. I would like to thank my supervisor, Professor Wang Caihong, for his guidance on the thesis. I would also like to thank all the reviewers. Please criticize and correct me."

In the audience, the three teachers exchanged opinions and asked questions one by one.

The first person to ask a question was a female teacher. The female teacher's question was quite satisfactory. Zhang Hanran carefully recorded it in her notebook.

The second person to ask the question was the male teacher sitting on the right, and finally the leader of the defense team in the middle. His surname was Wu and his name was Wu Jiamin.

Wu Jiamin looks a little thin and old.

His most prominent feature is that he has a patch of white hair on his head, while the rest of his hair is gray, as if it had been bleached and dyed on purpose.

This can't help but remind people of eunuchs in costume TV series.

Eunuchs often have a strand of white hair, and their image can be referred to Xu Shaoqiang in "The Greatest Scholar" Su Qier.

He put on his glasses, squinted at the notebook, and said: "Ula, uh, uh, uh-huh~"

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Zhang Hanran stopped taking notes because Wu Jiamin spoke a dialect from a certain place in southern Hunan and she was unable to translate.

Until Wu Jiamin stopped, Zhang Hanran guessed that he had finished asking his questions.

The female teacher who asked the first question asked: "Have you written down all the questions we asked?"

Zhang Hanran nodded against his will and said, "I've written it all down."

The female teacher said: "Okay, you go down and prepare for five minutes. After five minutes, you will come on stage to answer questions. The next student will prepare PPT."

Zhang Hanran walked off the stage and passed by the next person on stage.

As soon as I returned to my seat, someone handed me a notebook, which clearly recorded the questions asked by the three teachers. Of course, the most important question was the question asked by Wu Jiamin.

Zhang Hanran confirmed: "Is Wu Jiamin sure you are asking this question?"

She called Wu Jiamin by her first name, not even the teacher.

"That's it. We checked it with each other." The classmate who just handed her the notes replied.

Other students also expressed that this was indeed the case.

Zhang Hanran breathed a sigh of relief, that's all.

This is their strategy to deal with Wu Jiamin.

As soon as the list of defending teachers was announced, the eyes of the students assigned to their group were instantly dimmed as soon as they saw Wu Jiamin's name, including Zhang Hanran.

Because Wu Jiamin is famous for speaking dialects and not speaking Mandarin. Whether in class or during defense, he always looks like a jerk.

I don’t care at all whether others understand or not, I’m just so willful!

No cure!

Fortunately, among their classmates there were several fellow Wu Jiamin, and with mutual help, they were able to cope with Wu Jiamin.

Five minutes later, Zhang Hanran, who was well prepared, stepped onto the podium again.

"Start answering!", the female teacher said.

Zhang Hanran nodded and began to answer questions one by one in order.

When answering the third question, which was Wu Jiamin's, Wu Jiamin interrupted Zhang Hanran. He leaned forward and asked, full of pressure:

"Repeat the question I just asked."

This time he did use Mandarin, but it was not very standard.

Zhang Hanran reluctantly understood what she was hearing. Her heart tightened and she forced herself to repeat the topic her classmate told her.

"You didn't hear clearly at all. That's not the question I asked at all!"

Wu Jiamin threw away his pen, backed down his tactics, and became angry.

Zhang Hanran lowered his head and apologized.

This is how it is in the defense field. Regardless of whether you have a reason or not, whatever the teacher says, you have to say "Ah, yes, yes, yes!".

Even if it's intentional to find fault, even if it's unreasonable, you have to admit it.

This is the experience of an old senior.

There is no benefit at all in arguing with the defending teacher.

Because the paper is not good enough, people can decide it with one word.

Even if you have a problem and you really can't bear it, you still have to communicate with them privately and never embarrass them in public.

Zhang Hanran understood this very well. At this moment, she was scolding Wu Jiamin to death in her heart, but she was still respectful:

"Teacher Wu, I'm sorry, can you ask a question again? I will answer it well this time."

"No need, just leave it like that! Now let's talk about the problems in your paper, blah blah blah~"

What he spoke later switched back to dialect, and Zhang Hanran couldn't understand it again. Fortunately, she didn't have to answer questions at this stage.

Next, the other two teachers also began to point out the problems in her paper, such as formatting, research methods, thesis topic selection, etc.

Of course, there are some areas of praise, but generally speaking, the criticism is greater than the praise.

When he walked off the stage, Zhang Hanran felt helpless and smiled bitterly. It's over, Barbie Q, and it's time to prepare for the second debate.

"I'm sorry, Zhang Hanran, we all heard wrong." The classmate apologized to her.

"It doesn't matter, I wouldn't understand it without you."

Zhang Hanran knew that they could not be blamed for this problem. Even the locals could not understand what Wu Jiamin was talking about.

Just when Zhang Hanran was desperate and thought she was going to win, at the final announcement stage, her paper passed the defense immediately, and it was an excellent paper!

After the defense was over, some of the students who participated in the defense walked out of the classroom with joy and some with sadness.

Some graduate successfully and are just waiting to get their diploma and degree certificate, while others enter the second debate.

Zhang Hanran followed the crowd out of the classroom and saw Cheng Yi leaning on the railing and scrolling through his cell phone.

Cheng Yi raised his head, showed a sincere face, and said with a sunny face: "Congratulations, senior, on your successful graduation!"

Zhang Hanran said: "How do you know that I have passed the defense?"

Cheng Yi: "Is there no good reason?"

Zhang Hanran glanced at him and found that sometimes he believed in her more than she did.

Likewise, she sometimes believed in him more than he did.

Walking side by side on the road, Zhang Hanran talked about the process of the defense.

When people experience stressful and exciting things, as soon as they meet someone who makes them feel at ease, they can't help but want to talk about it.

She initially complained about Wu Jiamin, and Cheng Yi also complained after her.

Zhang Hanran said it rather tactfully, and he didn't have the nerve to speak harshly.

But that was not the case with Cheng Yi. Looking at his posture, he was even more anxious than Zhang Hanran. He was so anxious that he even threatened to puncture Wu Jiamin's tires.

Zhang Hanran quickly stopped Cheng Yi and said that it wasn't that far yet. Later, she talked about the contrasting attitudes of the tutors to change the topic and prevent Cheng Yi from getting angry the more he thought about it.

Speaking of the contrast between mentors, Cheng Yi said that he also understands this!

"I know why the teacher scolded you so harshly at first, but later he even punished you."

Zhang Hanran: "Why?"

Cheng Yi curled his lips: "What is a college student's paper? It's just academic rubbish. I don't dare to say 100%, but 90% of it is copied and pasted. It's hard to rub your buttocks. It's not as good as an online novel. Are you one of the first few?"

For those of you who are starting to defend, the teacher has no estimate of your level in this class, so you must be more strict at the beginning. Later, when you look at other people's papers and find that they are worse than yours, then you will definitely be passed. To put it bluntly, that is

It’s just worse than bad.”

What’s more, it’s only 2018. In the pre-Zhai Tian era, the rate of papers being submitted was higher and there was more academic garbage.

But Zhang Hanran didn't like hearing these words, and she directly twisted Cheng Yi's ears:

"How do you talk? What does it mean to be worse? I typed this paper word for word, without copying or pasting at all!"

"Ah, it hurts, it hurts, senior sister, I was wrong! Let go, let go!" Cheng Yi screamed miserably.

Seeing that Cheng Yi's ears were really red, Zhang Hanran couldn't help but regret her heavy hand, but she still didn't let go, just a little lighter:

"Do you still dare to talk about me?"

"I don't dare anymore, I don't dare anymore, those who write original papers in universities are ruthless people! You are a ruthless sister!"

"Huh! Let's let you go for now!"

Zhang Hanran let go of Cheng Yi's ears.

Cheng Yi gasped and rubbed his ears.

Zhang Hanran looked at it for a while and asked with guilt and distress:

"Okay, it shouldn't hurt that much, right? You are a man, can you do it?"

Cheng Yi didn't hear any hint of comfort at all. On the contrary, because she said "How about the man," he immediately awakened the Nanquan Radar and said nervously:

"What's wrong with a man? Can't a man cry out in pain? He's so angry! When will society's stereotype of men breaking their teeth and swallowing it in their stomachs stop? We men need to wake up!"

Zhang Hanran rolled his eyes and felt relieved. If she really pinched her and it hurt, Cheng Yi wouldn't have this reaction.

She quickly stopped and said, "That's it! Today is my graduation day."

As expected, Cheng Yi stopped and said, "I know, I've booked a hotel to celebrate your graduation."

Zhang Hanran asked: "A lot of people in the company have graduated today, right? If I remember correctly, there is also Bai Wei. How many people are there at noon today?"

"It's just the two of us, they arranged it until the evening." Cheng Yi replied.

"That's pretty much it." Zhang Hanran was a little excited in her heart, and her steps became much brisker. She said, "Would you like to have a drink with me at noon?"

Cheng Yi looked at her and asked in surprise: "When did you learn to drink?"

"I haven't learned it yet, but I'm happy today. Would you like to try it? Would you like to accompany me?"

"I'll just have to accompany you~"

"What do you mean by reluctantly accompanying me?"

"It's just you who can't do it!"

"Ah - I'll let you know what it means at noon today!"

"Cut, small vegetables."

"What did you say? (Getting ready)"

"I said, Senior, you are so heroic!"

"Virtue!"