The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

"Actually, I have told you my experience since childhood many times, and all my old fans understand it.

The first to fifth grades are attended in the village primary school, and the sixth grade is attended in the town primary school, because the village primary school does not have a sixth grade.

We also went to junior high school in the town, and we went to high school in the county, because the best school we could get into was in the county.

I went to high school for three years, and then I was admitted to college. When I was in college, I started making videos. Everyone knows what happened next."

"In general, it is very ordinary and ordinary. My growth experience is a microcosm of most small town question writers. The upper limit is very low, and the lower limit is also very low. To use a sentence from my relative: It is not easy to learn well.

, learn bad habits and run away."

"Brother Cheng Yi, you are already outstanding~" In the video, Yang Hanyu boldly ruffled Cheng Yi's hair, his peach blossom eyes full of tenderness and firmness, "You are the best person I have ever seen!"

【You tricked me into killing me, right?】

[If any girl said that to me, my heart would probably melt]

【Tiantiantian】

【My mom, I’m dizzy】

["Our future will also be the first marriage in the future" Cheng Yi went into love with the intention of getting married! Best wishes! 】

[What kind of plot is about rescuing a fallen girl?]

The cat-head loli put away her mobile phone and firmly believed: If I can’t drink the soup, the second sip must be mine!

Yang Hanyu eloquently recounted his experiences from childhood to adulthood in four minutes.

Seeing this scene in front of the screen, the cat-headed lolita's back molars were broken!

How can anyone not be jealous, just hold on!

[Hey, when I was in junior high school, there were many girls like this around me]

[At least it proves that both parties are emotionally responsible people]

[Which one is more beautiful between me and Xu Gong in the north of the city]

"Wait!" Cheng Yi interrupted dissatisfiedly, "This won't work. If you want to do this, I will tell you. They are all earthlings, all carbon-based organisms, all yellow people, Asians,

Chinese people and so on, they don’t count!”

【No, no, no, I am——】

[At that time, I was quite indignant when I saw the dirty information about her, but now I feel that she is quite pitiful]

Lu Jia did not expect Yang Hanyu's growth experience to be like this, and he was a little sad.

[The eyes are so stringy]

[It’s okay, okay, she’s just a little girl, not a bad woman. Bai Chengyi sweated a lot]

In the video, Cheng Yi tightened Yang Hanyu's hand, and Yang Hanyu shook his head, saying that it didn't matter.

[The environment has a huge impact on a person]

This is Cheng Yi's brilliance. This video seems to be an official announcement video, but it is actually Yang Hanyu's whitewashing video.

[The period of love is so wonderful, woo woo woo]

There are many young girls who have not established a complete outlook on life, either because of improper education, because of material desires, or because of coercion and inducement. They have wasted their youth in tobacco and alcohol, ruined their bodies, and cannot look back.

, it turned into a tragedy in the end, and I spent the rest of my life in regret...

[Holy shit, turn off the camera and have a fight, I’m serious]

"Ah, this -" Yang Hanyu was stunned, "Isn't this also counted?"

However, he does not know why and does not release a separate video to clarify or refute the rumors, because even if he does, netizens may not believe it.

Hmm? First love? First kiss?

Outside the video, Lu Jia was full of questions. Did Yang Hanyu never fall in love before Cheng Yi?

In other words, not all the black stuff on the Internet is true?

If this was what Yang Hanyu said, Lu Jia might still be suspicious, but if Cheng Yi said it himself, he would have to believe it, because there was no need for Cheng Yi to lie or use this method to protect his girlfriend.

"

He designed such a Q&A session for couples and carefully selected such questions to hide the purpose of whitewashing under Yang Hanyu's answers.

[Have you ever thought that she looks a lot like the little heroine in "Old Stories in the South of the City"? She is simply an enlarged version]

In the video, Yang Hanyu looked silly.

【Which stick is this stick?】

"Third, we are both very loyal and responsible for love. Well, it's time to become brother Yi."

"I'm coming!"

【Are you here to poop?】

It’s the kind of thing where you’re drunk and drunk, and your heart is tight and you won’t say it out loud.”

【——Two items】

Lu Jia looked at the two people in the video sourly and took a mouthful of dog food.

Cheng Yi said proudly: "I can't even use three seconds. First, we are each other's first love; second, we are each other's first kiss; third, we will be the first marriage in the future."

She drilled her little fist, encouraged herself, and said:

【Don't say it, don't say it!】

[I’ll do one too, we’re all on the same barrage]

[After my parents divorced, I was also greatly affected. I can only say that I understand]

[Real couples just love eating]

"Second question, tell me three things we have in common."

Through Yang Hanyu's description, netizens can passively accept, empathize, understand, and believe in such a situation.

After saying that, she asked weakly: "Brother Cheng Yi, does this count?"

【Are you from Shandong? I am also from southern Hunan, what a coincidence!】

It is said that there are two kinds of tragedies that people can’t bear to see the most.

It talks about the family of origin, the divorce of her parents, the mental state of her younger brother after the divorce, the transformation process of her mother from a gentle and considerate mother to a controlling and strict mother, as well as her conflicts with her mother and her self-will and depravity after her parents divorced.

.

Cheng Yi nodded.

You don’t avoid people anymore, right?

["But they are not my brother Cheng Yi"]

[I can’t say it’s her fault, and I can’t say it’s not her fault]

Yang Hanyu counted on his fingers: "First, we all have the habit of collecting each other's chat records; second, we are both from HKUST——"

Yang Hanyu: "But they are not my brother Cheng Yi!"

In fact, it is very difficult for me to tell my experiences from childhood to adulthood. I used to think that this might be my biggest secret and I could never tell anyone about it.

"But those were my thoughts in the past. Now I think it doesn't matter if I say it, because I met Brother Cheng Yi, and you gave me the courage to talk about the past calmly.

At the same time, through Yang Hanyu's description, the audience is also allowed to walk through her mental journey.

People have a very strange emotion called substitution.

Substitution is terrible!

Why? Because it’s substituted!

Everyone has tragedy. When the audience understands Yang Hanyu and sees the tragedy in her, they begin to understand her and no longer resist her so much. This is a good change.

He also does not tell which black materials on the Internet are true and which are false, does not challenge netizens’ prejudices, and does not confront netizens.

".I did many, many very wrong things. I felt that my life had been ruined. Everything I did was boring and I had no interest in anything.

I don’t want to listen to my mother. I will do whatever she wants me to do. I don’t drink well, but I like the feeling of being drunk. Playing games is not interesting. It just kills the boring time. There is no point in forming cliques.

It's funny, just a group of people gathered together to appear very gregarious. It must have been my darkest time, but brother Cheng Yi was like a light shining into my life.

I decided to study hard, but my best friend at the time didn’t understand me.

...If I divide my life into three stages, there are two dividing lines, one is when my parents divorced, and the other is when I met Brother Cheng Yi."

Cheng Yi tapped her nose and said teasingly: "There are so many outstanding people in the world, so who am I?"

[Let me take one, we are all users of Station X]

[Innocent little girl, this setting is a bit tricky, and she still looks like a cute girl]

Do it, do it, do it, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

【Xiuer】

[Fortunately, I met Cheng Yi, otherwise I really don’t know what her future life will be like]

With two-phase verification, the audience will know which black materials on the Internet are true and which are false.

[Those who categorically talk about premature love and abortion, let’s take a look. Although they have been little girls, they are innocent little girls]

"Yang Yang, it's your turn."

Lu Jia felt that there was another one to add: a beautiful woman turned into a thief.

[I have been dating my girlfriend for a year and I have never been so sticky. I suspect that I am in a fake relationship]

Before watching "Rush":

What? The black boss? He does all kinds of evil, oppresses good people, kills and sets fires, engages in unfair competition, forces good people into prostitution, kidnaps and extorts?

Damn it! Go to the eighteenth level of hell for me!

After watching "Rush":

Hey, Gao Qiqiang doesn't seem so hateful anymore. He is also very miserable. His brother is dead, his wife is dead, and his brother is dead. If I were him, I might be more ruthless than him.

【Why is it so cute】

[Not every girl can be saved, she is lucky]

【This sentence hit me】

[She accidentally fell into the quagmire, and he reached out to pull her up. She was his beauty in distress, and he was her prince charming]

"Brother Cheng Yi, do you know?

One is that beauties grow old, and the other is that heroes grow old.

"Why doesn't it count?"

Lu Jia feels sad every time there is such a tragedy.

He couldn't help but feel lucky for Yang Hanyu, and even felt that it was understandable that Yang Hanyu had been a little girl.

[Oops, the black stuff on the Internet is fake! 】

[What I’m saying is, you can’t believe one-sided words on the Internet. People are anonymous, but you still believe them to death. I’m also laughing to death.]

[Suddenly I remembered a saying that I think makes sense. Everyone has a chance to be forgiven. I think everyone should not be so malicious towards her.]

Yang Hanyu nodded: "Yeah."

"Teacher Xia, filming has started.", the set manager shouted from a distance.

emmmmm... Lu Jia's feeling of alienation suddenly disappeared, and she suddenly felt that the two of them were fighting each other even better.

[No wonder Cheng Yi likes her. Who can bear such gentle eyes? 】

Take the later TV series "Hurry Up" as an example.

[Hateful people must be pitiful]

"Then, then - then we -" Yang Hanyu's eyes wandered as he thought hard, "We all put each other on top and set it as special concern."

【I really want to find a boyfriend like Cheng Yi!】

Zhang Hanran closed the video and didn't look any further.

The dirty stuff on the Internet is not true, and my junior does not love anyone.

She was relieved.

It's just that the junior's smile in the video is a bit... dazzling...