The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

Chapter 556 Xianzi’s counterattack

"Classmate, you've been standing there for a minute, please don't waste everyone's time, okay?"

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Cheng Yi saw a fat man with straight bangs in the audience with a sullen face, scolding him harshly.

He was still in a daze at this time.

One second, he was staying up late making videos about ghosts and beasts, and the next second, he suddenly appeared on the podium of the student union of the university's campaign school.

Reborn! In one minute, one minute and seventeen seconds to be exact, he figured out what happened to him and got full confirmation.

At the same time, he also successfully angered the fat man in front of him, Liu Wen, the deputy director of the student union office.

This brought his student union campaign, which had already failed in his previous life, to the bottom of failure again.

Cheng Yi quickly calmed down, stood on the campaign platform, and made a very standard ninety-degree bow.

"Bah bang bang!"

"The seniors in the student union are either doing student work or on their way to do student work."

"I thought what should I do? I just felt angry! When I saw the student union's recruitment flyer, my eyes seemed to light up. I knew that it was to work hard for students."

"How much I wish it wasn't true, but look at how many such people there are around you!"

"Prophet's advantage." Cheng Yi wrote these four words on the paper.

"I saw someone playing games in the dormitory until late at night and sleeping until class was over. Sir, are you introducing yourself?" Zhou Hengfeng looked at Cheng Yi with contempt.

"I don't allow it, I won't obey! Four years of college should not be wasted like this."

"Read a passage from a classic? Learn a formula? Memorize a word?"

"Alas." Cheng Yi sighed, "The time span from 16 to 22 is too short, but I can only blame myself for dying young."

"What will happen to me after two years of graduation? What nonsense are you talking about?"

"..."

"There's so much pressure on adults."

We only have a limited understanding of industry development, policy trends, and the world landscape.

In his previous life, Cheng Yi was the owner of an up shop, hoping to find another way to make money and collect the down payment for a house as soon as possible.

"Let's go."

Ps: I only remember the complete lyrics of two songs and one ghost song. You can't follow the entertainment industry route, otherwise you will be exhausted in the later stage and you will only be indifferent. But you can copy it for fun. (Useful)

7. Didi is listed and delisted (useless, cross out)

8. "Avengers 4", "Avengers 5", "The Wandering Earth", "Nezha", "Hello, Li Huanying"

After searching, it seems that only two songs and League of Legends games can bring me profits.

"Go away! You value your sister's life. I still traveled through time." Zhou Hengfeng angrily pushed Cheng Yi's hand away from his head, "Can I be bald? Can I be bald with such thick hair?"

Deng Yue, vice chairman of the student union, took the lead in applauding and said: "This one minute and forty seconds of silence is more powerful than any words. What my junior said is right. I hope other candidates will also have this mentality."

"Poor child, cherish your hair."

After we walked around the playground for 5 times as usual, I finally plucked up the courage to make a suggestion 'accidentally'.

Staring, staring at whoever is pregnant——

3. "Youth", "Waiting for You to End get out of class" and "The Spring Breeze of Reform Blows the Ground"

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Cheng Yi: "Hengfeng...do you know?"

Next, Liu Wen asked Cheng Yi to introduce himself, and then asked a few questions, such as: do you understand the functions of the school student union office, whether you have held a student work position in high school, and when there are conflicts between the tasks assigned to you by different teachers.

How to solve other problems.

Ps: It’s unrealistic to be a screenwriter. By the time I graduate, these movies will basically have been released, and I’m not a film major. (cross out)

Cheng Yi looked at Zhou Hengfeng who was still bowing his head in thought.

"That's okay"

"Heredity comes from genes."

"This is what I use these minutes and forty seconds to explain to all the seniors."

Ps: Forget about writing online articles. Internet article authors are worse than dogs. And I don’t remember much of the plot. If I really write it, I will only waste the subject matter. It’s better not to persecute the master. (cross out)

4. Jue Juezi, I couldn’t stop laughing, I was completely speechless... ps: I felt sick to my stomach when I saw it, but I remember these bad internet memes very clearly. (Useless, cross them out!)

After the campaign ended, Liu Wen signaled Cheng Yi to return to his seat.

After making an impassioned speech, Cheng Yi found that the little fat man had sat back, but he was still looking at her sincerely.

Even when Cheng Yi put his hand on the top of his head, he didn't stop him.

"Yes." Cheng Yi looked at the dozens of staring eyes in the audience and said, "I wasted everyone's time for one minute and forty seconds, but, to put it bluntly, for many people, this time

Waste is wasted.”

Hearing this, Liu Wen's expression relaxed.

1.2018 World Cup.

6. The Lord of Mysteries, Holy Ruins, my senior brother is really too stable.

"I think I'll join you too."

"..."

At this time, he was still mumbling: How could he be bald? How could he be...

He said seriously: "Sister, to be serious, from the time I stood on this podium to the time I finished speaking this sentence, one minute and forty seconds have passed."

There is no big gift package for rebirth. Only by seizing the few opportunities in the next six years can we achieve a counterattack in life.

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For a veteran like Cheng Yi who has been struggling in the workplace, these problems can be dealt with easily.

After the final candidates were finished, Liu Wen bounced onto the stage like a potato: "Everyone, you can go back. The results of the election will be sent to your mobile phones. Please pay attention to check the text messages."

9. Sino-US trade war (too far away from me, cross it out)

ig won the championship in 10.18 and edg won the championship in 21.

"Before I joined the student union, like all the candidates here, my time was wasted. But after joining the student union, like all the seniors, I will work hard for students and my time will become precious."

But in that era of national self-media, it was too difficult to get ahead.

Deng Yue signaled the fat little Liu Wen to continue the campaign process.

From the stage, Cheng Yi saw several people sticking out their tongues quietly, as if they were suffering from morning sickness during a ten-month pregnancy, but the morning sickness did not stop them from applauding in agreement.

12.2021 Male Awakening.

"I saw some people playing games in the dormitory until late at night, some people sleeping in class until the end of get out of class, some people ignoring small problems and then spending more time to make up for them."

Ps: Who will win the championship? I only remember the emoticon of Messi lying on the grass (useless, cross it out)

Ps: Two-term U.S. President, I don’t know if there are any betting websites abroad. I’ll see if I can make some money at that time. (To be determined)

Then he pinched his throat and imitated Cheng Yi: "It seemed as if a light appeared in my eyes. I knew that it was to work hard for the sake of students."

Analysis: Times are also fortunes and historical processes. (Crossed out)

He has ideas, materials, and editing and video production skills that are better than most current producers. It can be said that he has all the prerequisites for success.

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"Oh, is it too late? The school gate closes at eleven o'clock."

His habit is to write it down on paper and then analyze it one by one:

Cheng Yi saw it, but his output did not stop: "Everyone sitting here, what can you do with these minutes and forty seconds?"

After studying for a long time, he realized that Cheng Yi was not angry, but looked at him with tears in his eyes.

And now it is 2016, a time when the short video industry has just started and is growing wildly.

It feels like we haven’t seen each other for many years...

That look in his eyes was so sad and pitiful, like a loving father.

At the same time, he is invincible in predicting future policy trends and will not overturn or block it for various reasons.

"Who said that?"

"Is this right? Is this the current situation of college students?"

"Well, my roommate, he is upright and never lies."

"So? You wasted one minute and forty seconds of everyone's precious time." The little fat man asked through gritted teeth.

After retrieving the memory, Cheng Yi was speechless and choked up. He had remembered something, and it was all rubbish from Nipple Music.

"Uh, it's okay, I'll keep an eye on the time."

He seemed unable to speak any more.

Cheng Yi choked up and said: "We have been brothers for four years in college, but I didn't expect that two years after graduating from college, you would be... Yingni..."

"No, I didn't see it."

You can use the original accumulation of the two songs to win the ig championship in 2018 and the edg championship in 21st.

Ps: This is the key point, you can make a fortune. ()

Cheng Yi, who has viewed countless classic short videos and knows all the top celebrities intimately, is back again.

"Well, I heard they said that the Emerald Lake is particularly beautiful at night. Shall we go there for a stroll?"

"Think about your father, think about your grandfather."

Zhou Hengfeng swallowed and asked, "What do you know?"

"You became bald at a young age." Cheng Yi put away his acting skills that no one would envy, and jokingly said: "I am reborn. In fact, I came back from 2022. Two years after graduation, you will

Bald."

Zhou Hengfeng nodded mechanically.

Moreover, the ceiling of the self-media industry is also high enough.

"Four years in college are both very long and very short. Whether time is wasted depends on how you choose to spend it."

The little fat man frowned deeper.

Didn’t you see that a certain top anchor who promoted live broadcasts evaded taxes of 634 million, which shows how astronomical his profit level is.

The top up-person at Station B can spend hundreds of thousands of dollars in advertising fees just for one meal.

Secondly, being able to make money is one aspect, but a sense of accomplishment and value is also very important.

In the two years since graduation, Cheng Yi has grown to hate the workplace.

(End of chapter)