The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

"Hello everyone~ I am Cheng Yi~Ouhu~, the UP owner who strives to bring happiness to everyone~"

Yang Hanyu held up the camera, his delicate little face with a hint of baby fat full of excitement.

"Huh?" Cheng Yi frowned, sensing something was wrong, "I didn't include the word "Ouhu" in my opening remarks, right? Did you add it accidentally or on purpose?"

Yang Hanyu puffed up her chest: "I did it on purpose!"

Cheng Yi bared his teeth and said: (Fuck, fuck).

A # symbol appeared on his forehead.

Yang Hanyu stuck out his sweet tongue and admitted guiltily: "I just think this will make me more excited~"

Cheng Yi said: "Dah, today we are focusing on a true restoration."

"Okay, let's listen to brother Cheng Yi!" Yang Hanyu imitated Cheng Yi and said it again to the camera:

"Hello everyone~ I am Cheng Yi, the owner of UP who strives to bring happiness to everyone. The theme of our video today is the couple's identity swap challenge! From now on, oh, no, it has already started. I am my Cheng Yi

Brother, brother Cheng Yi is me."

Cheng Yi added, "Imitate each other's strengths and weaknesses, ways of speaking, ways of getting along, etc., but there is one basic principle -"

Cheng Yi looked at Yang Hanyu: "Let's agree first, we must adhere to the principle of fairness and public disclosure, and we must not maliciously vilify or slander each other, let alone make things out of nothing!"

Yang Hanyu nodded his head and couldn't agree anymore.

"Then what should you do now?" Cheng Yi asked.

Yang Hanyu blinked his cute big eyes and asked: "Going to eat?"

Cheng Yi was dissatisfied, turned around, and hinted wildly.

Yang Hanyu didn't understand.

Cheng Yi said: "No, help me carry my bag! I usually don't need you to tell me, I just rush to help you carry your bag, okay?"

"Oh yes, yes!"

Yang Hanyu admitted this. She very obediently helped Cheng Yi take off his backpack and put it on her shoulders.

With the addition of her original handbag, she has now become a double-bag warrior.

Then, Cheng Yi began to tidy up his life.

He stood on tiptoes, trying to open his eyes wide, pouting exaggeratedly, and placing his hands behind his back like a pair of small wings, making him very "delicate and cute".

He explained his behavior:

"What I'm imitating now is what she does every time we meet."

Yang Hanyu covered her face, steam almost coming out of her head. She had never thought that the actions she was accustomed to would be so shameful from the perspective of a bystander.

She refused to admit:

"Ah, ah, I, although I did do this, my movements were not like this, right? This is too much."

Cheng Yi did not let her go:

"That's what you do~ tap your toes, pout your mouth, and your eyes are very big."

Yang Hanyu was unable to refute and was about to cry.

She gave up her resistance, and her petty revenge immediately arose, and she said bitterly:

"Then brother, please squat down. I will imitate how you kiss me now."

Cheng Yi squatted down calmly.

At this time, the two of them were squatting and standing, which happened to be their usual height difference.

"Brother Cheng Yi, hold the camera." Yang Hanyu handed the camera to Cheng Yi's mobile phone.

Cheng Yi reached out to take it. At this time, he was completely unaware of any danger coming next. Even when Yang Hanyu touched his head, he felt very comfortable.

Yang Hanyu's peach blossom eyes flashed with compassion, and then she hugged him fiercely.

"yue~"

Cheng Yi's eyes bulged, his neck stretched forward, and he retched, almost vomiting out his internal organs.

"Ah, brother Cheng Yi, are you okay? I just want to imitate the strength you usually hold me in." Yang Hanyu did not expect this result, so he hurriedly explained.

Cheng Yi waved his hand to show that it was okay. He covered his forehead and laughed so hard that he was out of breath. He felt a little outrageous and a little unbelievable:

"No, did I hold you so hard? Also, why are you so strong?"

She muttered: "Maybe I didn't use so much force. I may be exaggerating, but one night I went back and saw some very light red marks on my body..."

"This... I'd better use less strength in the future, but why are you so strong?"

Yang Hanyu blinked his eyes and tried to be cute: "Maybe it was because of the sudden jerk?"

"Really?", he wondered if he had underestimated her.

Yang Hanyu changed the topic:

"Also, when brother Cheng Yi kisses me, he always deliberately rubs my lipstick everywhere and eats the foundation on my face. I always have to go to the car to touch up my makeup. I have to imitate this too.

?"

Cheng Yi coughed: "There's no need to imitate this. To save some face for the review, just give me a light kiss."

Yang Hanyu hugged Cheng Yi.

After the kiss, Cheng Yi stood up, pretending to have a small mirror in his hand, and looked at his lips distressedly, perfectly imitating Yang Hanyu's usual appearance.

Yang Hanyu couldn't help but burst into laughter. Cheng Yi imitated it so well.

She stood aside and imitated Cheng Yi's behavior. She looked a little guilty but would do it again next time, and said in a rough voice:

"I've already told you, don't put your makeup on in advance next time and put it on in the car. Now I'm forcing you to go to the car to touch up your makeup."

Cheng Yi immediately called Qu:

"You are exaggerating. My tone is not so bad, right? I try to use some modal particles, such as, ah, hey, how can it be so fierce?"

"Okay, Yang Yang is wrong, Yang Yang is trying again: I've already said it, don't put on makeup in advance next time, put it on in the car, and now I'm forcing you to go to the car to touch up your makeup."

Cheng Yi nodded and touched his chin: "That sounds about right. Let's go eat now. It shouldn't be like this: Brother Cheng Yi, are you hungry? Yang Yang is hungry."

"By the way, there's this!" Cheng Yi made a sound with his mouth and palms, "Gu Gu Gu~"

Yang Hanyu opened his eyes wide: "What is this?"

Cheng Yi replied: "The sound of your stomach growling!"

Yang Hanyu: "."

Can this be imitated?!

However, she has already entered the state and does not show it even if she is ashamed.

She stretched out her chubby little fleshy hand in front of Cheng Yi. This action was domineering and insistent, interpreting two words: holding.

This is what Cheng Yi usually does.

Cheng Yi and her intertwined their fingers, Yang Hanyu walked in front, and he pretended to be a little bird and walked behind, swaying from side to side like a penguin. The arc of his movements was so exaggerated that it was difficult for Yang Hanyu not to notice.

She had already adapted to Cheng Yi's whole life, but now she still can't accept it:

"Ah ah, how can I usually walk like this?"

Cheng Yi nodded seriously: "You walk like this."

She couldn't believe it: "I can walk like this?"

Cheng Yi confirmed again: "You really know how to walk like this."

"???Why has no one told me?", Yang Hanyu recognized himself for the first time, and remembered that he had always been like this, and no one had ever told him, and he began to doubt his life.

Cheng Yi consoled him: "Actually, I think it's quite cute, just like a little duck."

"But seeing Brother Cheng Yi like this, I think it's so ugly!"

Cheng Yi's face turned dark. I comforted you, but you attacked me, right?

Cheng Yi asked: "You should make a decision quickly about what to eat now. I usually make the decision."

Yang Hanyu said: "You said you want to eat KFC, tell me quickly."

Cheng Yi: "I want to eat KFC."

Yang Hanyu immediately put on a serious expression: "KFC, how many times have you eaten this month?"

Cheng Yi said weakly: "Four times."

Yang Hanyu raised his voice exaggeratedly: "Four times? You can't eat that. KFC is fried food and it's not healthy."

At this point in the performance, Cheng Yi couldn't help laughing, but he didn't feel that he was wrong:

"Hahahaha, I usually say this, but it's true. Just eat KFC once a week."

"There's more!" Yang Hanyu continued to perform with great interest, "Then you can't eat hot pot even if you're wearing makeup. Hot pot will easily stain your makeup. I don't like claypot rice, so I'll eat it when I get out.

Better, I'm tired of Hunan cuisine, how about we go for seafood? Or barbecue, or Japanese food, steak, dumplings, whatever."

Cheng Yi imitated Yang Hanyu's voice: "Just listen to brother Cheng Yi~"

Yang Hanyu immediately decided: "Then let's go eat Japanese food! I haven't eaten Japanese food for a long time."

After saying that, she looked at Cheng Yi, broke away from the performance, and asked: "Brother Cheng Yi, are we really going to eat Japanese food at noon today?"

Looking at her red lips, Cheng Yi's heart melted. His wife was so cute that he couldn't help but pause the shooting, held Yang Hanyu in his arms and chewed her hard, and then said:

"Today you are me, of course you make the decision!"

"Then let's go eat Japanese food~"

After getting in the car, Cheng Yi held up the camera and said, "Because Yang Yang can't drive, driving is not interchangeable."

"But the process can be imitated." Yang Hanyu added.

"Yes!" Cheng Yi agreed very much, then he curled up his legs and forced his calves to hang in the air, dangling back and forth.

Yang Hanyu was so angry and ridiculous that his fists became hardened.

An action that I think is cute, why is it so annoying to Brother Cheng Yi?!

No eyes to see, no eyes to see.

Cheng Yi accused her angrily: "What kind of expression are you looking at? I think you are cute even if you are like this normally."

"Okay, okay~" Yang Hanyu put on Cheng Yi's seat belt, and then said dotingly, "Baby is so cute~mua~"

"Brother Cheng Yi is so handsome, I really like his abdominal muscles." Cheng Yi opened a bottle of water and handed it to Yang Hanyu, "Brother, drink water."

Yang Hanyu sat down, put on his seat belt, took it skillfully, took a sip of water, and started to operate the mobile phone and car panel.

Cheng Yi:???

Yang Hanyu: "Play a song on Bluetooth, Yang Yang, what do you want to hear?"

This sentence is imitated by Cheng Yi. Below, she explains to the camera:

"This is an essential step for Brother Cheng Yi to drive. He can play songs 100% of the time, no matter how close the destination is! Even if it is a hundred meters away!"

Cheng Yi couldn't stop laughing and had to admit: "Hahahaha, this is indeed the essence!"