The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather

["I'm with you only because I love you, no other reason"]

【It is too sweet】

[Rear molars: It doesn’t matter anymore]

[giao, are you chasing me and feeding me dog food? 】

[Sisters, are you watching a science fiction movie again? 】

【Who can watch the Three-Body Problem if it's really science fiction?!】

[Liu Cixin is still conservative]

[This is even more uncomfortable than killing me]

[Fairy love, a boy like Cheng Zi is so nice]

【Is this what love really looks like?】

【It’s love, I believe in love again】

Cheng Yi chuckled: "I know this sentence is mine, but why does it sound so disgusting?"

Liu Yi wiped away tears.

Damn it, when will this habit of being moved by others get rid of?

Also, how could Cheng Yi say that!

What's so disgusting!?

Who doesn't want to meet a boy who has eyes full of him?

If a boy said that to me, I would have no regrets in my life, okay?

In the video, the two young lovers stick together again, with Yang Hanyu wrapping his arms around Cheng Yi's waist:

"It's not disgusting, Brother Cheng Yi, you are so good to me~ You are the best man to me in the world~"

Liu Yi had goosebumps falling off her skin. She was disgusted and very sad at the same time:

What Yang Hanyu said is correct.

It was Cheng Yi who saved her and pulled her out of the quagmire.

It was Cheng Yi who gave her hope and gave her a bright future.

It was Cheng Yi who rectified her name and allowed her to have a beautiful love that grew in a honeypot and bloomed under the sun.

Although Liu Yi calls herself an independent woman, she will never be a climbing flower or an infatuated bird.

She believes that no one can always rely on you, and she is unwilling to put her hope in others.

She believes that life is a lonely journey, and she will always be herself in the end.

She wants to make kapok and stand with her lover as the image of a tree.

Let’s share the cold waves, wind and thunder, and thunderbolts together.

Share the mist, liulan, and red neon.

It seems like they are separated forever, but they are still dependent on each other for life.

But she had to admit that there were times when she relied on others to change her life.

Yang Hanyu is such an example.

If it weren't for Cheng Yi, she wouldn't have everything she has now. She might still be stuck in the quagmire as before. She couldn't go to college after graduating from high school and could only hang out for two years, wandering around among various scumbags.

In the end, you will either marry someone else early and be stuck in a marriage of mediocrity and quarrels all your life, or you will waste your youth wandering around in the feasting and feasting.

Just like Lolita in the movie, how stunning she is when she appears!

Sunshine, grass, shower, tulle, innocence and romance, youthful body.

But when the male protagonist found her again, she turned into a middle-aged woman who smoked, had rough skin, and was aggressive and overbearing.

Everything is shattered!

It was Cheng Yi who protected her beauty. He picked her out of the sand, wiped her clean, and placed her in a museum for thousands of people to appreciate her beauty.

But there are so few such situations, it really feels like a dream, like the story of Prince Charming and Cinderella in a fairy tale picture book.

[Cheng Yi is a good man]

【Please God give me such a boy】

[The man who treats me best in the world has not yet appeared]

[What kind of idol drama plot?]

[This sentence always feels weird. Where is classmate Yang Yang’s father? 】

[His parents are divorced, something must have happened in between!]

【So jealous】

Cheng Yi patted Yang Hanyu's head lovingly and said with a smile:

"You know how annoying you are now, right? Don't ask stupid questions like this again!"

Yang Hanyu pouted: "Ah - I just wanted to ask if brother Cheng Yi will always be so good to me!"

"No. Do you like asking questions like this so much?"

On this question, Yang Hanyu answered naturally: "Yes~"

[Let her ask]

【My wife is like this too】

【Little Couple's Tricks】

[Yes, I asked out of nowhere]

[Why do couples ask this kind of question if they don’t ask it? (Super loud)]

【Why, let her ask!】

【Don't sweeten me to death】

[It turns out that every girl is the same]

【hhhhh it’s so real】

Cheng Yi: "Then you can only ask at most one question a day! Also, in response to your question just now, my answer is: yes, I will always be nice to you."

Liu Yi's face was full of aunt's smile. Facing the lovely Yang Yang, Cheng Yi, no matter how domineering, would give in~

Besides, it's never wrong to pamper your girlfriend.

["Yes, I will always be nice to you"]

【Your uncle dotes on her dad!】

[Trick the dog in and kill it!]

【Kill me, now】

【Feed me】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh of me.

In the video, Yang Hanyu's cute peach blossom eyes were full of mist and he shouted: "Brother Cheng Yi~"

The voice was so tearful and plaintive that it directly numbed the audience.

[Hiss~ I can’t bear this sound]

【The voice is so nice】

[If this happens, I can only say that it is a blessing.]

[When I think about what they did when they turned off the camera, I burst into tears of jealousy, oooooooh]

This barrage made Liu Yi feel horny.

What can you do if you turn off the camera? That’s not all!

Liu Yi couldn't help but imagine that scene in his mind:

Cheng Yi is tall and handsome, and Yang Hanyu is short and cute. Their bodies with huge differences in body shape hug each other.

Hiss, what a shocking and sentimental scene!

Thinking of this, Liu Yi couldn't help but want to write a fanfic for Cheng Yi and Yang Hanyu.

In the video, Yang Hanyu looked at Cheng Yi longingly, his eyes thickening, but Cheng Yi suddenly changed his style and rushed out.

The camera turned and the back of a white cat appeared on the screen.

Cheng Yi exclaimed in surprise: "Wow, what a cute cat~"

[Hahahaha, I laughed so hard, Cheng Yi is so good at pinching]

[National costume Liu Chan]

【Chicken skin is rising】

[I will let you pick all the walnuts in my house from now on]

Cheng Yi walked forward while folding, and as the camera moved, the "white cat" also revealed its true face in Lushan.

Huh, there is a white cat here and there, it is clearly a small dog with a size similar to that of a cat!

Cheng Yi instantly returned to his original voice: "Oh~ it's a dog——"

Ha ha ha ha!

Liu Yi's laughter was so shocking that it shook the world. His laughter was so great that the avenues were wiped out. His laughter was so loud that the laws of time were distorted. His laughter was so scary that aliens were so scared that they quickly took a detour when they heard it.

Damn, the change in voice before and after is so funny!

The most amazing thing is that Gouzi happened to look over. There was a hint of innocence in Gouzi's scribbling, as if he was asking: Shall I go?

[Gouzi: What a bad luck]

[Cheng Yi: Stop a dog and torture him today]

[Gouzi: You are a real dog]

[Hahahahaha, I stopped pinching the dog immediately when I saw it]

【Unexpected, reasonable】

[Woo woo woo, the dog didn’t do anything, what’s wrong with it?]

[My evaluation is: O. Henry-style ending]

[Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha]

【It made me laugh so hard】

In the video, Yang Hanyu was also laughing so hard that her branches were trembling. She stamped her feet, filled with shame and anger:

"How can I be like this? It's not that I don't like dogs, it's just that I don't like cats as much as I do."

"Then do you like cats more or me?"

"Brother Cheng Yi, will you put on cat ears for me?"

【???】

【Something is wrong】

【???Why did my color change???】

【??I don’t understand (dog)】

[Damn it, are you playing so hard? Who is the master between you two? 】

[Young people are really having fun]

[Yang Yang is definitely pink and black! No, it’s pink and yellow, what a pervert]

[I thought Yang Yang was a very simple person, but I didn’t expect to know so much~]

[This wave, this wave Cheng Yi is the prey]

[Not wearing it is against a woman’s will and it is a yes]

[If it’s Cheng Yi, I’d like to see it]

[Yang Yang, you know me. I have been your fan for ten years. What, if Cheng Yi wears it, can you give me a look? 】

[One person’s blood letter seeks success, maid costume]

Liu Yi is also full of questions. Should she say it or not? Are they worthy of being a true couple?

It’s too open in private!

The most interesting thing is the performance of the next two people.

Cheng Yi glanced at the camera guiltily, as if he wanted to say something, but couldn't say it in front of the camera.

Yang Hanyu and Cheng Yi looked at each other, their watery eyes meaningful.

He said nothing, and seemed to have said everything.

After a few seconds of silence, Cheng Yi suddenly pointed to the signboard of the Japanese food shop and said with relief: "Ah, the Japanese food shop has arrived."

Yang Hanyu's wife sang: "Haha, yes~"

The audience complained that they were played by Cheng Yi and Yang Hanyu, and complained in the barrage, including Liu Yi.

Damn it, I can't bear it!

Tell me in detail!

Is it because we are being bullied and have no traffic?

Tencent King Card, one G per day. Do you have any opinions?

Why don’t you show the remaining fifty minutes of the plot!

[Classic changing topic]

[Perfunctory, continue to perfunctory]

【it is more than words】

【Is there anything you can’t say in front of us?】

[I understand, I already understand, Cheng Yi is willing to wear cat ears for classmate Yang Yang, I really cry to death]

【They treat us too much as outsiders】

[Your coins are gone]

[Now that I’m wearing cat ears, will there be less whips, candles, handcuffs, and steel gills in the future? I really can’t think about it!!!]

【Cheng Yi makes m for love】

Liu Yi jumped up and down in the army of accusations.

She really wanted to look like Yi wearing cat ears!

I really want to explore the XP system between two young lovers, but if they don’t tell me, what can I do?

Next, it was finally time to eat.

This party was even sweeter. In the video, Yang Hanyu kept feeding Cheng Yi with chopsticks. Cheng Yi looked like a hamster, with bulging cheeks, chewing so hard that he couldn't keep up with Yang Hanyu's feeding speed.

Liu Yi found it both super sweet and funny.

Cheng Yi: "No, I know I like to feed you when I eat, but I don't feed you so often, right? I can't even eat anymore!"

Yang Hanyu: "No, that's how Brother Cheng Yi feeds me!"

【I got it, I want 99】

[Wow, do you still need to feed me when you eat? It’s such a sweet crit! 】

[To be honest, I couldn’t be more envious after seeing this]

[I’m numb, really, I’m numb]

[Cute Yang Yang who has to be fed even when she eats]

[True, my boyfriend also likes to feed me]

[Making your girlfriend fat is an honor]

[This is not about falling in love, it is clearly about raising a daughter]

[The entire video is saccharine, right? Please be considerate of us]

Next, Cheng Yi adjusted the frame and sped up the feeding process 10 times, making this section look quite ghostly.

Immediately afterwards, the words [10 minutes passed (ten minutes later)] appeared on the video.

Cheng Yi lay on his back on the seat, seeming to have reached the state of having no desires or desires.

【You’re full, right? I’m full too】

[Thank you both for your warm hospitality, really, the cold dog food slapped me mercilessly on the face]

Outside the camera, Yang Hanyu's excited voice appeared:

"Brother Cheng Yi, there is still one action you haven't done yet!"

She held up the camera and sat next to Cheng Yi, turned the camera, showed her delicate and pretty face, and was in the same frame as Cheng Yi:

Cheng Yi: "What action?"

Yang Hanyu: "A crucial action!"

Under the camera, Yang Hanyu's eyes were crooked, and the corners of her mouth were raised in a nice curve. She looked at the camera, stretched her small fleshy palm back, placed it on Cheng Yi's belly, and stroked it back and forth:

"Looking at your bulging belly, it looks like you are really full~"

【!!!!】

[Cheng Yi’s posture looks like she is three months pregnant]

【Pregnant woman? Mom!】

【Become a mother】

[Yang Yang’s action of touching her belly is really sexy~]

[I also like my girlfriend’s belly, it’s so cute]

【I like to put my face on it】

[Please, stop spinning and leave a way for singles to survive]

[Single dogs can no longer bear it]

[I also want to touch my girlfriend, but my girlfriend tells me to stay away ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo]

[Girls, let me answer this question. Girls really care about their bodies. Just like a cat, it will never let you touch its belly if it doesn’t trust you, especially after eating. So boys who have such plans should weigh it.

Has your relationship really caught up with Cheng Yi and Yang Hanyu? Don’t accidentally become your ex-boyfriend!]

This barrage made sense. Liu Yi thought to herself that if her boyfriend, whom she had just dated, wanted to touch her belly, she would wish to kick him away.

Of course, the premise is that she has a boyfriend.

Boyfriend. Woohoo, boyfriend~~~ Where are you? You're not still in kindergarten, are you? Auntie is waiting for you~

"I also have something to say~" Cheng Yi began to imitate Yang Hanyu again, "Ah, I'm going to gain weight again! Brother Cheng Yi, what if I become a ball of fat?"

Yang Hanyu tilted his head: "Then the weight of my love for you will be even greater!"

Cheng Yi: "You remember this very clearly!"

Yang Hanyu shook his head: "I remember every word that brother Cheng Yi said!"

["Then the weight of my love for you will be even greater"]

[Couple Swap Identity Challenge×Local Love Story Prize]

[Yang Yang looks good even if he turns into a ball]

【Tilting your head to kill my mother】

【Yang Yang is so cute!】

[Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful~]

【She’s so beautiful, why isn’t she my wife?】

[These big eyes looked into my heart at a glance]

Cheng Yi immediately said: "Then what is the third sentence I said to you today?"

Yang Hanyu opened his intelligent eyes and fell into silence.

At this time, the scene froze.

Accompanied by the little song of wisdom (Somebody That I Ussed To Now), the universe, meteors, the Milky Way, the Earth, mountains and rivers, the changing seasons, and the vicissitudes of life appear in the video.

The African savannah, news network, flowers, birds, fish and insects appeared.

The seeds burst through the soil, the flowers bloomed, and the sun rose.

Teacher Zhao Zhongxiang’s voice even appeared: Spring is coming, the season when all things revive.

It seemed that in just a short moment, everything in the universe passed through Yang Hanyu's mind.

Liu Yi almost died laughing, hahahahahahaha, this new editing technique is clearly the work of Cheng Yi.

The question is, if Cheng Yi cuts like this, is he really not afraid of Yang Hanyu beating him?

Oh, no, how could Yang Hanyu be willing to hit him!

It’s not too late to love him!

So, are you really confident?

[Cheng Yi is really so bad hahahaha]

[This is a very new and very new editing method]

【Wise eyes】

[At that moment, she saw the future of mankind]

[Turing test]

【Killing me】

【"Infinite Space"】

【I gradually understood everything】

["Away from Science"]

[The CPU is smoking]

【The 4.6 Billion Reprise of Evolution】

[Under extreme overclocking]

[Swing forward too long]

Cheng Yi couldn't help but smile: "Let's go, let's go see a movie!"

Yang Hanyu: "Oh!"

【"oh"】

[End of feature film]

Liu Yi was squealing wildly on the bed, hahahaha, this "oh" was so funny. In just a short moment, Yang Hanyu didn't know that she had been fucked by Cheng Yi, right?!

Hahahaha, Liu Yi gradually understood everything, no wonder Cheng Yi wanted to officially announce his girlfriend.

In the past, Cheng Yi would stop passers-by and torture them randomly.

Now Cheng Yi is looking for a girlfriend for constant torture.

Routines are all routines!

HKUST, Cheng Yi and Yang Hanyu were also hugging each other and watching this video. Seeing this, Yang Hanyu pouted and looked at Cheng Yi resentfully:

"Brother Cheng Yi, you are so bad~"

Cheng Yi put his forehead against hers, and asked in a voice like fingernails rubbing against the rough surface of a mobile phone case: "What? You want to punish me?"

Yang Hanyu's eyes were seductive: "Yes, I want to punish my brother~ If he wants to wait until my birthday, then I will make brother Cheng Yi feel uncomfortable."

In the room, the temperature rises

Bang, the phone fell to the ground, and the barrage on the video was still scrolling, but neither of them had time to care.