The Rebirth of the Internet Celebrity Godfather
Chapter 582 'Couple Identity Swap Challenge! Take the Way of a Girlfriend'
Chapter 582 "Couple identity swap challenge! Take the girlfriend's path and leave the girlfriend with no way to go" End
Yang Hanyu: "Okay, it's six o'clock in the afternoon and we have already returned to school."
Cheng Yi said: "Now we enter the couple's identity swap challenge school chapter!"
[Come to the training office immediately]
[Also known as, Who’s Next Chapter]
[Look at Yang Yang’s dormitory/raise eyebrows]
Yang Hanyu leads the process:
"Usually we have just finished class at this time, and then the evening self-study has not started yet. We will go to pick up the express delivery, or go to the supermarket or something like that. Now we are going to the supermarket~"
[It’s so nice to fall in love at school. We can also go shopping together in the supermarket. I cry when I’m in a long-distance relationship.]
[At least you are still in love in a different place, we are really alone]
[I really envy me to death]
【Beautiful campus love ah woo hoo】
As soon as the screen changed, the video had cut to the supermarket.
Liu Yi took the opportunity to open a bag of potato chips and looked at them while eating.
Cheng Yi: "Let's do it this way. Let's go shopping separately. You buy the things I usually buy for you, and I buy the things you usually buy for me. Then we gather at the checkout and see each other what we bought."
Liu Yi said this was a great idea! In this way, you can intuitively see how well you understand the other party.
Yang Hanyu also agreed: "Okay, okay!"
With that said, she walked away with her short legs.
Cheng Yi pointed the camera at her back and laughed: "Hahahaha, look, doesn't this look like a little duck?"
In the video, Yang Hanyu is pushing a stroller and walking staggeringly, which really looks like a baby toddling.
The barrage is all about laughing and joking.
[Yang Yang is going to marry in Shandong. What should I do if she is not as tall as Shandong?】
【Cheng Yi, are you polite?】
【Good girl feeling】
[So is Cheng Yi a childish aesthetic? 】
[Young sister, can you give Yang Yang ten centimeters? 】
[I envy this height, hiding and seeking saves space]
[Excuse me, does Yang Yang sleep in a children's bed? 】
【So cute, I want to rua】
[Tickets are half price and I always make a profit]
【Small but cute】
[Want to watch Yang Yang play basketball]
[Yang Yang jumps up and hits Yi Bo Ling Gai, Cheng Yi bends down and kisses Yang Yang Tian Ling Gai, hahaha, a perfect match]
[She doesn’t know your Mediterranean, you don’t know her double chin]
【Be careful of being stepped on】
【Can I cosplay Cai Wenji?】
【Can long-leg socks be pulled down to the thighs? 】
Liu Yi laughed so hard that he almost lost his temper. This barrage was too damaging, hahahaha!
Does "be careful of being stepped on" make sense?
Is it true that "long stockings can be pulled down to the thighs"?
You should really be a person in barrage!
The scene changed again, and the two people met at the checkout gate, each pushing a cart full of things.
Cheng Yi: "Let's see what you bought first, which is what I usually buy for you."
Yang Hanyu: "Grapes, bananas, apples, pears, passion fruit, pineapple, strawberries, cherries, cantaloupe"
【Fruit meeting?】
Cheng Yi: "Wait a minute, it's not a cantaloupe. Listen to me, it's a hahahahaha - honeydew melon."
[You never know how simple a man’s happiness is]
[I can’t stop laughing]
【Hahahahahaha】
【Grass, I am eating】
【Really confused】
【Would you like to eat hee hee hee hee melon? 】
[Help, boys are too cute]
Yang Hanyu touched Cheng Yi's forehead worriedly.
[Your Yang Yang is very worried about your mental state]
[I laughed to death, Yang Yang’s reaction was so cute]
[Yang Yang: Brother Cheng Yi, did you not take your medicine when you came out in the morning? 】
Cheng Yi pushed her hand away: "Don't you think it's funny? I think it's funny~"
Yang Hanyu also laughed: "Pfft~"
[Yang Hanyu laughed not because the joke was funny, but because of the boy who told her the joke]
[It’s great. Being with a boy like Cheng Zi will never be boring]
[Yang Yang’s daily life, my dream, I envy Yang Yang every day]
Cheng Yi: "Keep going~"
Yang Hanyu: "Anyway, there are a lot of fruits~"
Cheng Yi: "Eating fruit is good for your health! Also, I will not only buy you fruit."
Yang Hanyu continued to take out: "There are also a lot of milk products: pure milk, Eurasian, coconut milk, coconut brand, six walnuts, yogurt, Guangming, milk-flavored drinks, Wahaha~"
Cheng Yi continued: "It's not Wahaha, it's Wahahahahahaha~"
[Laughing to death, scoring twice hahahaha]
[Cheng Yi is a sand sculpture]
【This smile is so contagious】
[Why did I start laughing with Cheng Yi without knowing it? 】
Yang Hanyu: "Brother Cheng Yi? Has anyone ever said you are cute?"
Cheng Yi: "You want to trick me? I said no, and then you say that the masses are discerning?"
Yang Hanyu got into Cheng Yi's arms: "No~ you are just super cute~ cute, cute, cute, cute~ I tell you a hundred times a day~"
Hmm~
Liu Yi couldn't help but hold her chest again, feeling that her whole heart was warming up.
Really, these two are so sweet!!!
It's so sweet that it's so sweet that when you add a drop of it to the Pacific Ocean, the sea water will instantly become sweeter!
【Dog food specialty store】
【I'll do it now!】
【Have you killed enough dogs?】
[I finally understand Cao Cao]
【So cute nest grass】
[I actually have the ambition to be a hero]
【The thief is actually myself】
[It hurts, it hurts too much]
[The corner of your mouth will burst into laughter in front of the screen]
Liu Yi admitted that the corners of her mouth were almost bursting with laughter. Who could stand such a sweet couple?
Can't stand it, can't stand it!!!
But she didn't expect that the next scene would make her even more unbearable.
Cheng Yi: "Oh, I'm taking a video~"
Yang Hanyu shook Cheng Yi's hand: "Brother, let's give it a kiss~"
In the video, Cheng Yi quickly glanced at the camera, then stretched out his hand to block it, and then the entire screen went black.
After about ten seconds, Cheng Yi took his hand back again.
Liu Yi's back molars were shattered.
The most annoying thing is that Cheng Yi didn’t even edit it!
The screen was blank for more than ten seconds!
Is this too much?
Have you ever played like this? Ah?
Can’t you edit it?!
Can’t we just get rid of this material?!
What does release mean?!
And even if you play this part intact, at least the sound should be covered, right?
Do you know that this bickering and squabbling sound makes others feel itchy?
【Is it showing off? It must be showing off, right?】
【You are noble! You talk about your girlfriend, you are amazing!】
[Brothers, I like Cheng Yi’s little reports]
【Unlock it, really unblock it!】
[Cheng Yi really deserves to die/gritting his teeth]
【Cheng Yi, die!!!】
[Everyone, please crowdfund and beat Cheng Yi to death!!! I can’t stand it anymore!]
[I can’t bear it anymore, I’ll buy a ticket to Liancheng now]
[If anyone is from the University of Science and Technology, check it out. If anyone is successful offline, I will give you a big membership]
【I’ll give you two!】
【Ten!】
[Good guy, you hired a murderer to kill someone, right? 】
【The longest is thirteen seconds】
[Why is there a dog’s face reflected in front of the screen? 】
[Is it possible that the dog’s face is our whimpering? 】
[My mother is so stupid that I want to curse people]
Although the black screen for more than ten seconds contained only voices and no content at all, there were quite a lot of barrages!
It was so dense that it covered the entire screen.
Cheng Yi's operation was so coquettish that he broke his leg. The entire X station has never been edited like this before, and no one dared to tease the audience so much!
Even Liu Yi couldn't help but join the camp of verbal criticism and criticized Cheng Yi severely!
After the screen regained its brightness, Liu Yi's Leeuwenhoek personality came online, and he immediately discovered something was wrong with the young couple!
[Holy shit, Yang Yang even fainted with lipstick, and Cheng Yi’s mouth was also stained with lipstick. How fierce was this kiss]
[I admire you so much]
【Cheng Yi is really not a human being!!!】
[Suspense movie: Where are my back molars]
[I blindly guessed that Yang Yang was already wet. Seeing the look in her eyes when she looked at Cheng Yi, she was glued to Cheng Yi and was reluctant to take it off]
[China also has science fiction films]
【I didn’t even mess with either of you!!!】
[It felt uncomfortable for a long time after watching it, and it felt uncomfortable for a long time even if I didn’t watch it. When I couldn’t help but watch it, I felt uncomfortable for a whole day]
[I'm so stupid, really, I shouldn't have clicked in]
Outside the video, the audience was still crying and howling, but inside the video, Cheng Yi and Yang Hanyu had finished their fight.
Yang Hanyu remained calm and continued to introduce calmly.
But Liu Yi could clearly see the spring in her eyes.
Yang Hanyu: "There are also various candies, chocolates, milk candies, soft candies, lollipops, and instant noodles. Brother Cheng Yi doesn't like me to eat more, but he is afraid that I will be greedy, or if I am hungry at night, he will eat it every day."
Buy me a big pack every two weeks.
There are also Cokes, spicy strips, and various daily necessities. For example, in summer, I am more likely to be bitten by mosquitoes, so Brother Cheng Yi will buy me toilet water and brown sugar. Brother Cheng Yi remembers the days when I am on my period, and sometimes I
If I forget, he will remind me."
After a long pause, the barrage returned to the topic.
[It’s great to remember your holidays]
[Cheng Yi is a model boyfriend, crazy about details!!!]
[Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu she she is so pampering, she obviously doesn’t like Yangyang eating junk food, but she will not force her not to eat it, but will buy it to satisfy her craving. Who knows this kind of pampering!】
[Crazy heart for Cheng Yi]
[Damn, I’ve fallen for Cheng Yi too]
【He is a maniac who dotes on his wife!!!】
[Talk about girlfriend × raise daughter√]
【Cheng Yi, do you still need a girlfriend?】
Yang Hanyu was still talking non-stop, very talkative.
When she wasn't paying attention, Cheng Yi covered his mouth with his hands and secretly told the camera:
"Despite how well-behaved she is now, she will cry for a long time if she is punched, but it will be absolutely terrifying when she gets her period. She is a very emotional person. How dare I not remember this!?"
Yang Hanyu: "No way! Brother Cheng Yi is slanderous again. We haven't had any quarrel yet. How can Yang Yang be so emotional?"
Cheng Yi: "We can't treat it carelessly anyway. You can continue. Is there anything else?"
[I envy this way of getting along]
[It’s so comfortable to fall in love with a boy like Cheng Yi]
[Yes, yes, yes, what I am most afraid of is that my girlfriend comes to visit my aunt. If my girlfriend is not feeling well, I cannot see you feeling well either.]
[Those days every month are simply a nightmare]
"There are also some small things, cotton swabs, toilet paper, sanitary napkins, eh"
Speaking of sanitary napkins, Yang Hanyu shrank his head in the video, looked at Cheng Yi cautiously, and asked:
"Brother Cheng Yi, is it okay to talk about sanitary napkins?"
Cheng Yi: "Is there anything that can't be said? There is no need to be ashamed of menstruation. It's just like taking a shit. Every girl can say it openly. Is it up to me?"
[Wow, Cheng Yizhen, Sanguan never disappoints]
【exactly!!!】
[I think menstruation is normal and I never shy away from it]
[I am a man who buys sanitary napkins for my wife and carries them directly. I never ask for a black bag. What’s the point?]
【Chengyi YYDS】
[It makes sense why Cheng Yi has managed to get to this point]
Yang Hanyu nodded: "Well, it's time for brother Cheng Yi. I've finished speaking."
Next, Cheng Yi also took out one by one: "There are daily necessities, facial cleanser, shampoo, shower gel, toothpaste and so on."
Yang Hanyu: "I will buy it for brother Cheng Yi."
Cheng Yi: "There are also towels, underwear, and socks. Some food, including Shaqima, Want Want Little Crispy, and Fire Dragon. Drinks include Coke and coconut juice."
【The key point of drawing underwear!】
[I found something extraordinary out of an ordinary thing]
[So, do you already know his size? 】
[Let’s break up, we’ve already done it]
Yang Hanyu: "I will buy all of these for brother Cheng Yi! One of them is not bad!"
Cheng Yi said: "Nonsense, you bought the underwear, underwear, socks, shower gel, laundry detergent, facial cleanser, and perfume I'm wearing now. I don't know who gave me such a gift on my nineteenth birthday."
A lot of things want to invade my life and make me think of someone all the time."
"It's me, it's me~ Someone is me~"
Yang Hanyu lowered his head, blushed, and raised his hands.
Watching this scene made Liu Yi extremely envious. Both of them could very accurately buy things that "the other party would buy for them", which proved that both of them were trying their best to be good to each other, and they also took advantage of the other person's kindness.
I saw it in my eyes and remembered it in my heart.
This is not staged at all, and it cannot be staged at all!
Cheng Yi also imitated Yang Hanyu's phrase "invading life" and "I always think of someone". Oh my god, it was so sweet that I lost my teeth.
【What more can a husband ask for if he has this kind of feeling】
【"Someone"】
[The words "someone" are so romantic]
【I also want to find my someone, woohoo】
[The way Yang Yang raises her hands is so cute, my heart melts]
[Couple Swap Challenge×Large Love Promotional Video√]
[The Civil Affairs Bureau should find these two people as spokespersons. Really, this is not much more useful than various advocacy]
【Really yearning for love】
As soon as the camera turned, the video had come to an end.
Cheng Yi and Yang Hanyu hugged each other and sat in front of the camera.
Cheng Yi said: "After we shot this video, we discovered that we know each other so well and can imitate each other so much. In fact, this video can be shot very long."
[Sour sour sour woo woo woo]
[This is the first time I see a couple and I see my aunt’s smile, hohoho, it’s so sweet]
【It’s about to end ah ah ah ah】
[One person’s blood letter begs for another issue]
【How can you two be so cute】
[I’m so sour. It’s really a good match. I want to be happy]
[I couldn’t help but post the barrage, I laughed so hard in this issue]
【Watching your video, I laugh from beginning to end】
"Yes~", Yang Hanyu said, "Brother Cheng Yi has a lot of interesting things to shoot, such as his work, his attitude towards different people on the phone, etc~"
Cheng Yi: "Yes, through couple exchange, you can treat the other person the same way as you do. You can personally feel your partner's views on certain of your behaviors, learn to think from others' perspective, and adjust your behavior in a timely manner.
How to get along with two people.”
[An upgraded version of empathy, a good way]
【Get married where you are!】
[There must be 2345678 issues!!!]
[It’s great. Both of us are growing up by working together. Come on, please keep going! Please!]
[You are the first real-life couple I have ever eaten]
Cheng Yi: "To be honest, after filming this video, have you found that you love me more?"
Yang Hanyu: "Yeah, yeah! Yes! I like brother Cheng Yi even more. From the perspective of brother Cheng Yi, I realize how tolerant he is to me. Sometimes I don't realize that I am so annoying.
So annoying, I think brother Cheng Yi has a nice temper."
【Yang Yang, you are great too】
[One thing to say, although I am a man, I also admire Cheng Yi, a role model of a good man]
【I will also meet my ‘Cheng Yi’ one day】
"Wait! Do you mean you didn't love me enough before? What was the reason why you didn't love me enough before?"
"Ah? No, I'm just saying that I love you more now. It's not that I didn't love you enough before. Yang Yang also loved Brother Cheng Yi very much before!"
"Then let me ask you, if you love me 100%, how much did you love me before and how much do you love me now?"
"It used to be 99.99999 points, but now it's 100 points!"
"So where were the 0.00001 points deducted?"
"Ah wu wu wu~ no~ it was 100 points before~"
"What now?"
"ah--"
[Hahahaha, retract the title, take the girlfriend’s path and leave the girlfriend with nowhere to go]
[Hahahahaha, I laughed so hard, Cheng Yi had to make up for it in the end]
【Extremely comfortable】
【True role model for our generation】
[It is recommended to recite the full text]
[After learning it, go find your girlfriend and compete immediately]
[Yang Yang: Tell me what I have to say]
[Has gone crazy]
[The offensive and defensive momentum is easy]
[I can’t even decipher a girl’s talking skills]
[Cheng Yi is simply a genius]
【This is a pretty good job】
[Those who go to line up, remember to come back and give a shout, no matter life or death]
[Thank you for the invitation. I just finished the line connection. I am in the hospital and the wifi is very good]
[Fuck, I thought my conversation with my boyfriend was discovered]
In the end, Cheng Yi couldn't help but laugh when he saw Yang Hanyu's pitiful appearance. While laughing, he said to the camera:
"Okay, that's it for this video. Please comment, follow, collect, forward, like, and vote. See you in the next video!"
"receive!"
【goodbye!】
【I’m really looking forward to the next issue】
【9999999】
(End of chapter)
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